"How do you like the exhibits?" Pauline asked an equally gassy captain of the Toad Brigade while she was fanning her tuba farts from directly behind her rumbling rump.
"I love it! There are so many rare fossils around here, it's absolutely amazing! I'd jump for joy, but... I'd poop my pants you know." Captain Toad admitted while he farted quite loudly which was enough to make him blush in embarrassment. "And I could already use the bathroom as it is...!"
"Don't we all." Pauline agreed while looking around to see if they were even near a restroom.