Leave it Colonel Potter to save the day. When I got Laverne's letter, I admit I was heartbroken. More than that, I was a complete basket case. I even re-enlisted into the army! Me! Corporal Maxwell Klinger! The guy who wore dresses and did everything possible to get out! If it weren't for Pierce, I might have stayed there forever, but fortunately, Colonel Potter knew what to do, even if I didn't. I'm still upset over Laverne. I really thought she loved me, but she loved my best friend instead. If that's not enough to send a guy over the edge, I don't know what is.