No I'm not doing anything right now...
"Wow~" I look in awe at all the space of Polus Past. This is how I die (it's crucial for my sanity)
Oh boy! I think in a comic voice before instantly running and screaming in terror at the Lava Squirrels launching their Acorn Missiles and trying to kick my A$$. I dart back and forth and hide behind the sign thwacked to the ground that says "Welcome to Polus Paradise, where everything tries to kill... If you survive, you might enjoy your stay (smiley face)" Will I saw the sign, and it's not for me.
...But I'm here anyway. I run screaming like 'Gah wa wa wab!' Yeah, cuz that's a scream. I also make quite a scene in from of my friends.
Out on dropship, Crimson, Cyan, and Purple watch the chaos ensue chaotically.
"Wow, good job Purple. How'd you learn to control Lava Squirrels like that?!" The answer is hushed and nearly drowned out as I trip over a rock and fall in a soft, cushy dirt patch. Island.
Purple pouts in that brooding kawaii Senpai way that has the twins swooning by his side. Everyone loves Purple!
Why can't he solely notice me?! Schmuckin' schmuck!
"I think they're about to eat Blue, I'm so happy I could die!" Cyan gushes like my death is even going to be slightly that romantic. I get up and watch the Lava Squirrels stop as if in a tranced state. I watch Purple glare at the Twins.
"Ditto!" Crimson squeals, and the screams soon turn to agony as Purple's tongue pierces her throat. Her body twitches before dying properly. Aw, lucky.
I swallow hard and suddenly feel all empty inside. But like cool empty... Ice cold too.
"Then die!" Purple cackles as Cyan bursts into tears and runs for her life. Wow, Purple man, that seemed kinda harsh...
Whelp, time to do something drastic!
I follow Cyan menacingly as she goes into electrical. The Lava Squirrel lure maneuver might've won us the real prize: Vengeance!
Slam!
"Huh?!" She turns around and looks at me like I'm already being annoying.
"Cyan... Why did you conspire to bully me? Now I need a hug!" I get closer so that I can properly slash thoroughly through the sides. It's too late to pick sides...I miss my friends already.
At The Aftermath
"Hey Blue, what's 1 plus 1?!" Purple cackles as he admires my handy work as I fidget with the switches to open the door and let him in.
"Uh... 2?" I hold my head wearily and shrug. Does he really not know...?!
He forcefully ejects his arm around my neck and nearly throws me into a ready crouch.
"2 bodies... Come on, let's vent!" I look off after him as he leaves me in the dark (Literally, because he just turned the lights off).
Hmmmm, I think he meant '2 buddies' but I'll never tell any of our secrets~
Okay!
"Hey, you, stop right there!" Being such a great imposter, I get caught instantly with my hands tied behind my back as Red catches me fidgeting with the lights myself. How does he expect me to see the vent in the dark- wait a minute... I f**ked up!
At the Trial of Sus
"Blue, thou hath been condemned to die for your crimes of being a dumbA$$... Oh and sus activity-
"Yellow shut up!" Red glares at all of us and grabs a fistful of my blue spacesuit. Yellow blinks; stunned at being reprimanded and therefore hurting has feelings even more.
"Look IMPOSTER, you're either gonna jump in that Lava or I will push you in!" Red lets me go and I struggle to not fall in unintentionally. We gotta save something for later.
"Did Purple put you up to this!" The guy with the kid says. Purple makes a swift cutting my throat open gesture with his tongue- I mean thumb.
"No, I mean yes, I mean no...?" My heart seems to be choking me and I can't think. Lava Squirrels taunt me and Purple cuts through and kicks me into the hot liquid.
Sh*t I can't swim, Purple why?!
"Crewmates, we are saved!" I feel like they're celebrating a little early, but I can't really judge them...
The Lava also burns the flesh off my bones, so there's no denying that it's hot.
...
I wonder how Purple intends to win!
Ah, I enjoyed that a great deal! I thought I'd talk about Polus more.
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So there's that! See ya!