Being a former male, the idea of pregnancy was always a concern. Back on earth I'd never been with anyone and here I at least had been with Marrianne and Abby regularly. Before Prize Pod people showed up. Now that I am a hermaphrodite, having both genders, a rocking bod… and a pregnancy of a baby growing inside ME… the concept of pregnancy was infinitely more terrifying…
Being a half Electronian it was expected to be bigger than most human babies… and that's on the small side. I also learned how fast a hermaphrodite body is to adapting to pregnancy.
First, my pants either fit tight or not at all, meaning that within a week my hips were already widening to… make room for when I need to push…
Second, while hot and kinky the constant leakiness of my newfound milk makers being, well, in operation did suck. Despite… help from anyone willing I ended up just getting a breast pump to empty them and store the… product, for the baby later.
Third, I've grown some more. Not just in the hips or boobs but height wise. I'm now almost six four. Marrianne tells me this is normal, as hermaphrodites are, biology wise, in a similar ballpark to Den Mother's. Meaning I'm gonna grow to accommodate the baby…
Fourth… it will be a while but until then I won't know if it will just be one baby… or, given me being a hermaphrodite, the higher likelihood of twins… or triplets… or even more…
Fifth, I'm hungry all the time. It's barely been a month and I'm eating almost three times my weight a day! I'm also already looking like I'm four months along!
Sixth, Logi, I mean, Vais, has been helping me whenever he isn't at his new shop.
Lastly, his mother Karla also moved in when she visited… she is an amazing cook, and honestly I still can't believe how big she is… ten and a half feet tall, and built like… well, like an Amazonian. We had to remodel a bit so she'd fit.
I was now on the couch, holding the ever growing ball that is now my belly trying not to think about the… size, they'll be when they're ready to come out… oh boy…
"So much…so outrageously fast…" I muttered, shaking my head and finding this super silly.
I quickly found myself making a habit out of rubbing it. It was still so… surreal. Part of my mind just… refusing to believe it yet… it's here… growing inside me… making me grow-
Awh come on!
I huffed as yet another shirt was now showing… wet spots where my tits were covered. Fuck…
"Again?" Marrianne asked as she sat next to me, her egg in hand. I almost envied that she lays eggs… almost. "That's the third time and it's barely noon."
"I know I know…" I grumbled. "This sucks…constantly hungry, ruining my clothes…and I'm gonna need new clothes to…ugh…" I groaned.
"I'd say just go topless but don't want to be half naked in front of the kids." Marrianne said. "Don't worry, this is normal for a first time pregnancy for a hermaphrodite. Your body is pumping hormones and such at an accelerated rate and growing to… adjust to the new tenant growing inside. Once the fourth month has passed you should stop growing physically but those will only leak less often."
I huffed, looking down as my shirt was increasing in dampness…
"Can you get me a new shirt? I don't want to get up…"
"I'll bring several." She said, handing me her egg… placing it upon my breasts as she got up.
I stared at the egg. It was, well, an egg. A pale purple with some tan spots along it. It was no bigger than my head, hence why I said almost when I was comparing this to my pregnancy.
Touching it, the egg was rough, not smooth at all, like sandpaper or dry skin. It didn't weigh all that much either but it would soon. Marrianne said it only takes a few months to hatch.
"Still…kinda sucks that you might not be able to see your papa when your born…" I muttered bitterly, knowing we don't have the time or money to get Debby her own form.
The egg did not reply, just sat there resting atop my breasts. Still, this egg was made between Debby, my fusion with Abby, and Marrianne so, I'm at least half the father.
Wouldn't that make Court Case Drama Shows more interesting. "You are… 1/4th the father!"
I chuckled at that.
I did wonder how they'd look. They'll be part human… part Water Fairy, Symbiote… and Marianne's species… never did find out the name… either way, definitely gonna be a unique child.
"You're going to be super special…" I muttered with a smile. "And…soon you'll be an older sibling…to hopefully at least two other's…"
"Got your shirts." She said, putting the small pile of folded shirts next to me. She then picked her egg back up and sat down next to me again. "So, how's it feel?" She asked as I pushed myself into sitting up and began to change.
"Being pregnant? Well…I'm currently still trying not to panic." I said honestly. "And…well, there's a lot of things to deal with here…"
"Clearly." She said as I threw the now mostly damp shirt on the ground and put on a new dry one. "Any thoughts on a name for our kids?"
"I…don't know." I said nervously. "Name's have been weird for me…but I'm sure I'll figure something out." I shrugged. "Got a name for them?"
"I've been considering Mike or Lilly."
"That's fair." I nodded. "Gonna be special seeing a hybrid between the three of us."
"I know. Our little three way baby." Marianne said, making me laugh.
"Yeah, their going to be part water fairy, human, symbiote and…well I never learned what race you are Marianne."
"Well, my species is Beastial Canary. I probably got some other avian species mixed in but majority is Canary." She informed.
"No wonder why you sing so well." I teased, going with the old 'sing like a Canary' saying.
"Har har." She smirked. "But anyway, I'll be opening my clinic back up soon. I guess you can use this time… not able to do much to meet with more of your Lovers Class."
"Yes…I have…so many to meet and talk to." I said nervously.
"Well, at least you can finally have some time to do that." She said, putting her feathered hand on my shoulder. "Remember, they already love you, and you'll love them all too."
"Thanks Marianne." I smiled, gently holding her hand. "Let's…hope for the best I suppose."
She gave me a kiss before taking her leave, egg in tow.
I called my assistant Debby and met with the first on the list.
She was a hermaphrodite, like me, human and short. Easy… five one. She had long black hair, and was… Thicc…
"Hi, I'm Ava." She said with a smile. "It's so nice to finally meet you David."
"It's nice to meet you to Ava." I said with a smile, though the warmth of a blush rushing to my cheeks at just how pretty and…thicc this lady was, I had to keep myself from acting on how horny I was half the time.
"So, I suppose you'll want to know about me, right?" I nodded. "Well combat wise I'm not that good. Or magic. I mostly just work making micro chips, circuit boards, things like that."
"That's neat." I nodded. "So your into tech rather than combat?"
"Yeah. I'm building custom computers and I sell them online. I also do custom order parts and chips for anyone who needs them to repair something or upgrade."
"That's pretty cool." I nodded. "Any hobbies besides tech?" I asked.
"I guess I mostly just watch anime and play a few games."
"Same." I chuckled. "What kinda anime you like?"
"I've been binge watching Dragon Ball for a while. When I'm not watching that I watch whatever is an Isekai anime ."
"That's fair." I nodded. "Dragon Ball is a classic, and I haven't kept up with any Isekai anime's at the moment…ironic considering my own situation."
"Heh. I guess it is." She laughed. "Game wise I mostly play horror games. SCP Containment Breach is a whole new fresh hell in the Digital Realms…"
"As someone that's personally had to deal with SCP's…yes, it would be a fresh hell." I nodded.
"Fun though. The original PC games either never had that many enemies or it got repetitive after a while."
"Yeah." I nodded. "That makes sense, can only do so much at one site."
"Yeah. Well, aside from that I also enjoy baked sweets, nice hot baths and generally being lazy on a couch or bed."
"Which is what I'm going to be doing for a lot of months." I joked.
"Yeah… um….may I?" She asked.
I blushed harder than I ever experienced before… I mean, I know she's just asking to feel my belly but… that's… woah… that's a whole new feeling of… something.
"Uh…sure, go ahead." I said carefully, needing to get used to someone else feeling my big baby bump but knowing at least with people close to me it should be fine.
She got up, sat next to me and put a hand on my not so little bump. It felt like… something clicked when she did that. Almost like… that part of my mind that wasn't believing I was pregnant finally accepted it. I still felt embarrassed and, honestly, a little silly but I also felt… Motherly. I guess, that's what I'd describe it as.
We sat there like that for a while and before she left to go back to making computer chips and such she gave me a kiss.
I needed to change shirts again. Damn things have great timing.
Once I changed shirts and Ava went back to her job Debby brought me the next person I'm meeting. They were Equine. Specifically, My Little Pony G4. Feral body for on all four hooves. He was… honestly, cute. He was an earth pony, just a little under half my current height but looked well built and had a pale white coat, light blue mane, five O'Clock shadow scruff and big green eye.
"Nice to finally meet you personally David." He greeted with a nod.
"It's nice to meet you." I nodded. "What's your name?"
"Lucky Clover." He said. "As you can see, I'm a Feral Beastial, but I'm just as smart as anyone else, plus, I talk." He chuckled.
"Wouldn't be a Beastial without that." I chuckled. "So, what do you like doing?"
"Well, I do like farming. Been working on making one here, considering it's already a ranch just been spending most of the past month pulling a plow along. Figured a farm would help the food this big ol family to keep going. Heh, especially if it's gonna be growing." He said, motioning to my belly.
"Yeah, that would help out a lot." I said, gently rubbing my big belly. "Anything else you like about farming?"
"Mostly I find the labor gives me time to think. Makes the time go by faster and gives me a chance to think about the first crops to plant."
"That's fair." I nodded. "What other hobbies do you have besides farming?"
"I enjoy a good book, a nice swim every so often. I like pasta, and a nice ice cold sweet tea. I also enjoy listening to audio books, mostly when I work and I can play the violin."
"That's fair, and you play violin?" I inquired.
"Apparently. One of the others brought one from some loot in a Dungeon they explored and I picked it up. Apparently I have a talent for it. Ironic considering." He motioned to his flanks. Huh. No mark?
"Huh, surprised you don't have a cutie mark." I said in surprise.
"Don't really bother me, besides, it does kinda make sense. No past of my own, never got to find out what my special talent is." He shrugged.
Right… I forget they have… no pasts…
"Oh…that's…that's right…" I said nervously.
"It's alright. It honestly don't bother me. My memories since waking up have been great. And now I get to finally see you in person, and hopefully more over time."
"Yeah, me to." I said, reaching over and gently patting the stallions head.
Lucky Clover and I talked a little more but he had to go plant the first crops for our new farm. He did give me a kiss on the hand and promised to play his violin for me next time.
I liked him a lot. He was… well, he was a country gentleman. I looked forward to our first proper date.
The next person I met was… honestly, a complete surprise. She, also a hermaphrodite, was entirely of… living waffle…
No seriously. She had syrup hair, two eye shaped… waffle holes with syrup pupils and… butter along her… tits and crotch area. She was also naked so…
"Hello David." She said with a nod.
Just when I think I'm getting used to this crazy place…
"So…it's nice to meet you…" I said carefully. "What's your name and…I'm trying my best not to make a Waffle House joke…"
"Oh don't worry, I'm used to the looks." They chuckled. "I'm Maple." Don't laugh David… "And, yeah I'm living, sentient waffles. With syrup and butter."
"Right…so…obvious questions…" I said nervously, trying to figure out how to word things considering I'm talking to a sentient and weirdly sexy waffle.
"No, I don't know how I'm alive, technically I don't have organs but I can eat just no bathroom despite having a hole for it, yes I taste as good as I look and yes I am edible, I regrow from crumbs within a day. And I don't wear clothes because, well, no point getting them all covered in butter and syrup."
"I mean…yeah that makes sense." I said honestly. "Alright, so that's all the obvious questions…what do you like doing?"
"Mostly, I just watch TV or Internet browse. I try not to move too much cause I tend to… leave a mess when I walk or… sit. Or stand." She motioned to the floor where footprint shaped Syrup blops were on the carpet. "Me and the other Foodies have our own special room to avoid making too much of a mess."
That actually did make me laugh.
"I'm sorry but…that was just a bit funny." I chuckled.
"It's what we're called." She shrugged. "Living sentient food beings are just called Foodies. Tile floors, walls and ceilings and furniture are all wrapped in airtight plastic."
"That's fair." I nodded. "If I wasn't so…pregnant at the moment, I would have taken you out on a date and…well, had a nice 'breakfast in bed' if you catch my drift."
"I do, and there's nothing wrong with that~" She smirked.
I'm flirting with food… and it flirts back.
She walked up to me, planting a kiss on my lips… holy shit she does taste good. She broke the kiss, leaving a sticky feeling on my lips as she smiled. "When you want a date or… a taste, you can find me in the Foodies room." She smirked before turning and heading back.
Woah… I licked my lips… this is uh… this is gonna be like a whole new category of weird fetish for me I just know it…
"Right…never thought I'd…do this with sentient food before…" I muttered.
As the floor was cleaned up I took that time to process that unexpected meeting.
By the time it was done and I was meeting the next person.
This was my first Den Mother. She was… big… easily… thirteen feet tall, multiple… breasts she was some kind of wolf-snake-centaur beastial.
She had six along her anthropomorphic top half and eight on her feral, beastial lower half. Her colors were a mix of blue and black, even her snake like tale was a dark, almost black blue. "Hi." She waved, looking down at me… literally. "I'm Cathy."
"Hi there Cathy…so uh…I don't remember seeing your race before." I said. "You look extremely fluffy…"
"Thanks, and, yeah. I'm a Taur-Mix. Basically my DNA is a huge mix of various species so, race is usually Mix. Or Taur-Mix, as I am a form of Centaur like creature." She said.
"That sounds like a weird brand of Trail-Mix." I brought up.
She chuckled. "Kinda. So, what do you want to know about me?"
"Well, what are your hobbies?" I inquired.
"I knit, a little bit of woodworking and a dabble of Spellcraft."
"What kinda Spellcraft?" I inquired.
"Enchantments. Mostly for defense or resistances. Other than that I spend my lazy days/hours reading, watching gameplay videos and being milked."
If I was drinking anything I'd have done a spit take.
"Uh, excuse me? You get milked?" I asked. "But…you aren't pregnant right?"
"Oh no. Den Mothers are always lactating once we're old enough to bear children. Our milk, regardless of species, is always top quality and the best, and safe for any race to drink. Lot of us figured a decent means of keeping food around and making money for the house was to start up our own Den Mother Milk Dairy. All the milk in the house comes from myself and the other Den Mother's. Including the butter and soon cheese, yogurt, and cream."
Huh… I thought the milk and butter tasted… different. Good, fucking delicious actually but… didn't expect that. Also wow a Farm, Dairy, wow there are a lot of businesses and activities happening in this house I am completely unaware of.
"Well…this is certainly something, also explains why the milk and butter have been so outlandishly good." I said honestly.
"Aw, thanks." Cathy said with a smirk and blush. "Aside from that, the only other things of interest and note of me is my biology."
"And your biology?" I inquired. "What's special about it?"
"Well based on what the Doc said I am capable of both external and internal birthing." Say what? "As well as Internal and external breeding, I have multiple wombs, stomaches most all with unique functions outside the norm and my skin is strong enough to resist most high yield explosives and attacks and I can lift fourteen metric tons."
Okay hold up!
"Alright no, there has to be something else to you than just being a woof, centaur and a snek." I said, bringing up my Assistant and looking up what the hell this floof danger noodle actually was.
[Cathy
Race: Mix]
That's not helpful!
"I am what I am." She shrugged. "I just hope to one days also be a mamma like you soon will be David~"
"Considering how horny I'll probably be after all this…I'm sure I would." I chuckled with a smile.
"Yay!" Cathy, happily said giving me a kiss. Now remember kids, she is thirteen feet tall. And a centaur like mix creature. Her lips basically covered my whole face with that kiss before she happily went back to her room.
Well… she is gonna be… interesting, when I get to her…
I decided to take a break from that and go get some food. My belly and the thing or things growing inside it wanted food.
I woke up with a huff. My HUD told me it was only two in the morning and I needed to go!
Unfortunately when I went I learned the pain of having your bladder squished, making a little feel like more…
To make it worse once I was done I got hungry again!
Awake, annoyed and hungry I went to the kitchen where I was surprised to see Karla, Vais's mother, sitting at the table. A cup of coffee in her hand and a book in the other.
She was the same color as Vais, down to patterns just… well, taller, more… built, and female. "You're up early." She said, not even looking up from her book.
"I'm awake from having to piss like a racehorse, I'm annoyed because the pain and also it was barely anything…and I'm hungry…" I grumbled. "Why are you up this early and or still up?"
"Heh. I don't sleep. Got a lot of abilities back in my youth that made sleep optional. These days if my husband isn't next to me I don't bother sleeping."
"Lucky…" I grumbled. "So…thankfully I have someone to talk to…" I said, walking over to the fridge to get something to eat.
"So, first pregnancy?" She asked as I pulled out a whole bowl of mashed potatoes.
"Yes…" I sighed, putting it in the microwave to get it at least warmed up. "And it blows…"
"First one usually does." She laughed. "Especially if you invest in the Motherhood Skill Tree."
"Mother wha?" I blinked. "Hold up what?"
"The Motherhood Skill Tree. It becomes available once you enter your first pregnancy. There is also the Fatherhood Skill Tree too. But you'll probably be more interested in the Motherhood one. It does things from making the weight or stress on your body easier to basically make yourself a Den Mother if you want."
I looked at her for a bit…then I immediately brought up my Assistant to find this miracle worker of a skill tree. "Thank you so much."
I spent a good chunk of the Skill Points I had saved up getting this and that. Less pain in my heels while standing. Reduce the weight by half for me. Nipples that won't leak! Thank you to whoever in The Family made this skill tree!
By the time I was done I actually felt much better. Physically and mentally.
"Feeling better?" Karla asked.
"Oh yeah…so much better." I sighed happily. "Plus I won't be ruining a shirt practically every hour."
"Heh. Definitely an improvement I can tell you."
"Yes, it is a massive improvement." I sighed, starting to eat my warmed up mashed potatoes.
"So, how many are you expecting?"
"No idea." I shrugged. "At minimum I'm expecting two…but I don't know if there'll be more."
"Electronians typically average a litter of five. You're a human hermaphrodite who can easily carry triplets. Could be two. Could be three. Maybe four. We'll just have to wait and see when you eventually get an ultrasound."
"Yeah, which should be happening sooner or later." I shrugged. "So…might as well ask, how much of a handful will the babies be being Electrician?"
"Well, yours will likely largely be half breeds, but, on average, they can be a handful. For starters, there are five. On average. Then their natural electric abilities begin to manifest."
"Which will only make me think they'll act like a bunch of sugar rushing toddler's that learned what static electricity is after sliding slippers on carpet." I groaned.
"Well, no, not normally but you might have a hard time if you choose to breastfeed."
"Oh no…" I groaned. "Well…considering how much I have…stockpiled, I might not need to…than uh…I might need to get lightning resist…"
"Most likely. It starts off small, like static, but as they age it will grow, and unless you're an Electronian or have very high resistance, by the time they start teething it will feel like getting a bolt of lightning shot right into your nipple."
I actually grabbed my tits at hearing that, wincing.
"I'd…I'd rather not thank you." I said nervously.
"I figured not." She laughed. "It will begin to calm down after they are two, but around puberty it will shoot back up to hard to control levels. Around that time is when they usually are enrolled in classes that train them to control it."
"This is gonna get very complicated…and very painful…" I said nervously.
"Heh. Interspecies relationships and the children born to them often are. It's either physical or cultural, or the unknowns of the children. It's actually fun to think about, all the time this reality has existed, and half and mix breed beings born or brought into the world through the pods make up barely ten percent of the total population."
"That's…rather interesting." I said. "Honestly though the universal force of horny would have made that a much bigger number."
"You forget how big this reality is." She chuckled. "Some people can go years, centuries, Millennia and never see someone not of their race. It's actually pretty common on Homeworld."
"Huh." I said simply, surprised to hear that. "Well…that's something new."
"I get it's not really something to expect, especially for someone who is both not from Homeworld and an Isekai."
"Yeah…I suppose that would be right." I nodded. "Kinda thought there would have been…well, a lot more I suppose." I shrugged.
"Remember, there are a lot of people. Ten percent is still trillions. Likely more."
"Fair…" I sighed. "And I've barely met…a billionth of that." I shook my head.
"Let alone seen a percent of what this reality has to offer." She smirked. "So, shall you be enjoying some stay at home parenting for a while? It looks like there is a lot going on here to help care for the newborns for a few years."
"Yeah…I'm gonna have to spend some time with my kids but…I also have a lot of important thing's to do…"
"Well, what's on your plate?"
"Well…firstly is trying to get One for All cause I…was more focused on this than anything…" I motioned to my stomach. "Then there's working to get Debby her own body…Debby being mine and Abby's fusion if you didn't know…which that would take forever and a half…"
"Hm. Abilities for that are rare, and to pay for that to happen isn't cheap. Items aren't easy to find either. Maybe a surrogate cloner?"
"Surrogate cloner?" I inquired. "Haven't heard of that."
"It's actually not too different than regular cloning. Basically, using a DNA sample, and preferably a Den Mother, one can have an infant clone body of themselves birthed as if they were a normal baby. Since the clone won't be born with a mind or soul, they'll pump growth acceleration magic into it until they're the right age. Once they are, your options from there are to copy the mind into the clone body and then upload a new or soul fragments into them. A new soul would mean they'll be basically both the original but also someone new, and soul fragments will let them grow into a whole soul and be basically identical to the original, but it will be painful to extract the fragment of the soul."
"Right…" I said carefully. "That's…interesting, and I'll have to talk to the other's about it…"
"It's cheaper, just longer."
"How much cheaper?" I inquired. "And how much longer?"
"Well, of the Den Mother is someone you know or a lover, the process can be done by most anyone with the medical skills who can perform an artificial insemination."
"Which I…believe Marianne is qualified for that, and we do have den mother's."
"Then it seems like you're all set."
"Yeah, I'll have to check with Marianne to see if shes qualified for that…but otherwise, things should work…"
"And for that One for All power, you should just need to wait for him to pass it to you."
"Yeah, he said it was going to be 'tomorrow'...which was the day I learned I was pregnant…" I said sheepishly.
"So a month ago." She nodded. "I suppose he was informed and figured it best to wait until after you've given birth."
"Either that or he's waiting to see if I'll go to him." I shrugged. "But…best wait till I give birth."
"Speaking of, considering natural or C-Section?"
"Well…I'd like to do it naturally, even if it'll hurt like hell…but…I might need a C-Section cause…they might all be way too big for me…"
"That's what I imagined. Even with your growing to help accommodate your pregnancy, odds are they might be too big. Especially if there are more than one, and looking at you from here, over just a month, it's definitely going to be three as minimum."
I gulped as I rubbed my belly.
"Oh…" I muttered. "I…guess a C-Section might be…necessary…"
"If I were you I'd be more worried about mobility. Three giant babies are gonna make moving very difficult even with abilities from the Motherhood Skill Tree and trust me, your appetite is only gonna grow as they do."
I could only groan and put my face in my hands. "I hate this…"
"Heh. It's not easy, but once they're born all the agony makes it feel worthwhile. I remember my first litter. Swore I'd never have another. That promise only lasted til they were all about sixteen and I really began to miss when they were babies."
"I…can actually imagine that." I nodded. "It's…been really different being both sometimes."
"Heh. I wouldn't know. Thought about it a few times, but personally just not for me."
"That's fair." I nodded. "It's…an adjustment from being one to both."
"I'd imagine, but clearly it suits you."
"Yeah…I'm surprised at how well I'm taking this to be honest." I said honestly. "Plus…part of my pregnancy that finally clicked was…when Ava touched my baby bump…it was…nice."
"I know. Feels like the most precious thing in the world as you feel them just a little beneath your skin. And when they kick, well, anywhere but your guts and bladder, it reminds you there's someone new, growing and will be brought into the world, with every possibility to be whoever and whatever they want."
"Yep." I nodded. "And…it'll be amazing me for…I just know it." I said, gently rubbing my bump happily.
Nine months… four babies, and almost thirty hours of labor later, I greeted my new sons.
Jackson, Peter, Denise, and lastly Andy.
They were big babies. Each about eleven pounds, they looked almost like perfect little hybrids. They had Vais's ears, patches of fur along their arms and legs, and backs, but they were very human in appearance.
I wanted to hold them all but I could only manage two. Vias held the other two in one arm… mainly because I broke his hand while I was giving birth…
"Sorry about uh…breaking your hand…" I said sheepishly, even if I was absolutely exhausted.
"It's alright." He said. "Mom did the same thing to my dad when my older siblings were born and, even with a C-section it took a while and was painful."
"Took a long time indeed." Marrianne added, looking beyond tired as she yawned and sipped some coffee. Her hatching, our Daughter, Milly, in her arms.
Milly hatched a long while ago and on top of caring for her, Marrianne also did my C-Section. Having a doctor in the house is helpful but she is super tired.
"I promise I'll get you some help and…a lot of sleep Marianne." I said, wanting to help my poor doctor birb.
"It's alright, just wasn't expecting it to take so long…" She yawned again. "Oh yeah, here." She reached into her purse and pulled out a bottle of medicine and gave it to me. "That will help with the…. The stretch marks and extra flab…" I took the bottle and she immediately fell back on the couch. Little Milly cooing in her sleeping mother's arms.
"Well…this will definitely help." I said, checking to see how many pills I'm supposed to take a day.
"So these are my new brothers?" I looked over to see Luna looking at the two in my arms, Peter and Andy. She then looked over at the two with Vais, Jackson and Denise.
"Yes." I nodded with a smile. "I have in my arms Peter and Andy, and with Vais is Jackson and Denise."
Luna walked up to me, looking at Peter. The little one asleep and sound in my arm. "They're about as big I was expecting, given how big you were."
I laughed. I was a whale. Even with Abilities helping me, walking was a nightmare.
"Yeah, it was…quite an ordeal." I chuckled.
"The Nursery already has cribs for them all." Abby added. "And that is to some of those… abilities you took, no shortage of ready to warm up milk for them."
I blushed a bit. The ability I took lets me not only never leak milk… but also, another makes it so I always am producing… found out I… enjoy… that feeling. About as much as I love doing it actually.
"Yeah…that's definitely going to help out." I said sheepishly.
"Well let the proud new parents take them there and then you two can get some rest. Cause she's already out cold." Abby said, taking Milly and letting Marrianne sleep on the couch.
Vais and I got up, taking our kids to the Nursery. There is only one other crib there, Milly's. Entering the room there now are four new ones all next to one another with the children's names painted on the heads of the cribs.
We put them all safely into their cribs and then let them sleep for now.
"Can't believe I'm a dad, well, a father… I can't believe I fathered kids." Vais said, he and I standing over their cribs.
"And…I can't believe I'm a mother…" I admitted as well, gently leaning against my big Electronium Ferret. "This…is something else."
"Yeah… I have no idea what I'm supposed to do…"
"And…neither do I…" I said nervously. "I…know we have to make sure they're fed, happy and healthy but…"
"Worried about messing it up, accidentally hurting them or raising them into horrible people?" Vais voiced my thoughts. "Same… Heck I don't even know how to interact with Luna, Timmy or Tina… Luna is scary independent for her age, Tina thinks I'm a giant plushy and Timmy just pretend fights me like I'm a giant."
"I mean…you are a giant, and you are my plushy." I said warmly. "But…yeah…I just…hope we raise them right."
"Same." Vais said. "Well… it will be a few hours before they need to be fed unless they get needy… should probably eat and prep… for anything and everything."
"Yep…and we need to get ready for…a lot less sleep…" I sighed.
"I'll set the coffee pot."
"And I'll try and figure out if there's any…skill's that can help us through this." I sighed.
"Diaper!" Vais called as I threw him a fresh diaper.
"Binky!" Marrianne asked as I tossed her Milly's binky.
I was holding Denise, once the bottle he was drinking from was empty. I then put him over my shoulder and burped him. A small bolt of electricity shooting out of his mouth with the belch.
"This is a handful and a half." I huffed, really glad that I was able to grab some lightning resist skill's cause these little infant's like to burp lightning.
It's been four months since these little ones have been born. Eleven since Milly hatched.
The boys have been a handful. If they aren't crying because they're sleepy they're crying because they're hungry or needy or want attention or are just making a mess with random lightning bolts.
Sadly I did experience what it's like to get tazed in the tits….several times…
Breastfeeding just feels nice… makes me feel very motherly…
But shit it hurts when they zap me!
"I thought being a Mother would be less painful…and less shocking." I said, deciding to pun here to ease our growing pain and mild irritation.
Once all the babies were fed, changed, and dressed we put them back to the living room where I was rapidly eating some food before they cried for attention or something.
"So, any plans on getting back to work. Or your TF2 classes?" Abby asked as we were eating.
"I should finish up the last of my classes…and I really need to get back to work so I could bring money." I said honestly.
"Well, food situation is doing well. Lot of the the Lovers Class have groups where they go out hunting. Others work on the new farm and ask the ones who hunt to bring in live animals to breed for meat. And others actually go through the lower level dungeons around for loot, money and stuff. I think some are starting up a mine."
"Well, sounds like a lot of thing's are being handled." I said honestly. "But I really should go check up on All Might…"
"Wasn't he going to Armageddon for a mission to find some missing people?" Vais asked.
"That was only for a while though. He's probably back now." Abby added.
"Yeah, he said it was a timed mission." I said. "Hopefully the people he was searching for are okay, the more I learned about Armageddon it's…not a nice place."
"The name is kind of a turn off." Vais said with a small laugh.
"Yeah, the name is bad." I chuckled. "Hope I won't have to go there…I'd rather be here with my wonderful family."
"I doubt you'd go. Willingly anyway." Abby shrugged.
"You just had to word it like that…" I sighed. "Cause now I'm concerned I'll be forced to be there for some reason or another."
"Do you know where All Might lives or where he usually is?" Vais asked.
"Well…I was going to go with our usual training spot or see if Katsuki knows." I said honestly.
"Fair." Abby shrugged.
Once our meals were done and I checked on the kids one more time I Speed Force ran over to Katsuki's office.
As I stopped a few papers flew up. "I see you're finally coming off maternity leave." She said, grabbing them as they fell back down.
"Yeah, sorry about that." I said sheepishly, scratching the back of my head. "So, both here to get back to work, and to see if All Might is around."
"Well, All Might's been back for a while now. Should be at his house back on Homeworld right now."
"Right…" I said. "And where would that be given that…I haven't been to his place?" I inquired.
"Here." She tapped her Assistant and I got a notification on mine.
[Address Obtained: All Might residence obtained. Teleportation Privileges; Allowed.]
"Awesome." I nodded. "Thank you…that's going to make this a whole lot easier."
"Yeah. Well, go spend his last moments with the guy." She said, making me stop before I hit the Teleport button.
"Wait…his last moments?" I asked worriedly.
"Once he gives One for All to you, a Time Walker is scheduled to pick him up."
"O-oh…" I said. "I…I didn't know it was this soon…"
Katsuki sighed. "It's… just keep him happy, alright?"
"I'll try my best…" I nodded. "It's…the least I can do for him."
I hit the Teleport and appeared outside a fairly normal looking house. It was a two story, averaged sized house that had a small stone fence around it. I walked into the yard, up to the door. It was already open so I… walked in.
Inside looked… normal. The house had none of the tech or augments to… space to be bigger in the inside over the outside. It looked… normal.
I found All Might sitting in the living room, TV on and a platter of burgers, fried chicken, sweets, sodas and beer and other liquors around the room. He looked up at me as I entered. "Hey." He said.
"I see you're going with the 'American Buffet' style of meals." I tried to joke.
"Was what a friend of mine a long time ago, took me out at my first American buffet back when I went to train there. Never forgot how much there was, the options. Heh, ate so much by the time I passed that in the toilet… heh." He laughed. "One of the best things Katsuki gave me when she used her Time Abilities to return my body to prime health was also what gave me the ability to eat food without issue again." He said, eating some fries.
"Yeah, I can imagine you went on a pretty big binge when that happened." I chuckled. "This just in, the world renown hero All Might has gone on a two week bender of booze, black jack, and hookers." I said in a mock news reporter voice
"Heh. Hookers were not present but there was a lot of beer and some casual poker." He laughed. I sat on the couch next to him as he sighed. "I didn't find them…"
"I mean…Armageddon is a huge place…" I said carefully. "At least, from what I've heard…you would have had to go through a lot of places…did you even get any clues?"
"I saw clues of people scavenging metal and common loot, dead zombies but I didn't find much else, and anyone could have done that stuff. Got really hectic when a Blood Moon showed up. Was… chaos." He sighed.
"I…can imagine." I said nervously. "So…let's get back to you feeling better, cause I'd rather you not feel depressed."
"Heh… actually, I feel alright." He said simply. "I've known this has been coming for a while now and… been coming to terms with it."
"At least you'll have a friend with you before you have to go." I said softly. "Even if I'm not as…much of a friend as Katsuki or someone else…"
"You are my student, and some company is better than none. Aside from Katsuki you're the only other person I've talked to in… so many years."
"By choice or…something else?" I inquired.
"Just… only she and I left from those days… and once I'm gone, she'll be all alone."
"So uh…about that." I said sheepishly. "Apparently, something that I learned was…her adopted son, Izuku Midoriya…got her long dead friend's quirk and…is now technically her?" I explained in a kinda 'I don't know how or why it just happened' kinda way.
"I know. In a way I'm happy for her, but also worried."
"That the kid will do something stupid or what?" I inquired. "Cause I'm pretty sure he's already done something stupid."
"Probably, but I'm just worried about her. She doesn't deal with personal pains and issues well."
"I could tell considering how much she was drinking before I…helped her with some of my girlfriends." I said sheepishly.
"Yeah… yeah she's like that." He sighed. "Look after her, will you?" He asked, reaching up to his hair, and pulling out a thread.
"I'll do my best." I nodded, gently taking his hair. "And I'll do it with a smile on my face, to let everyone know 'I am here'." I said with a smile.
"Heh. Oh, and here." He picked up a file from his side and gave it to me. "This is for you."
"Oh?" I hummed, gently taking the file. "What's in it?" I inquired, not sure if I should open the file now or not.
"An inheritance. Katsuki didn't want any of my stuff so, the only one I can leave it to is you." He shrugged. "It was that or let it all go to the Charity Guilds and such let them sort through it all and such."
"That's fair." I nodded, opening the file and seeing just how much I'm getting from All Might, even as I popped his hair into my mouth.
Swallowing hair is… not easy, and looking over the Will I got… everything… financials, physical possessions and… abilities? Wait what?
"Uh…what? What do you mean by 'Abilities' in the Will?" I asked curiously.
"Well, part of the Madness is that your physically unable to control and turn off your abilities so they're removed from you and since they are, or where, mine, I can leave them to anyone I wish or let them get donated to Guilds to be given as rewards for tournaments, quests or whatever. I figured you could use them better. It also includes all the skill points I haven't used."
"Awesome…that's going to help me immensely with family life and other stuff." I nodded. "But…you want all this for me? Well…I know Katsuki wouldn't really need it all but…" I said, trying to think of why I'm special even if I was only a studen he's barely known for a few months.
"Well, consider it my gift to you to help in the future I know you'll be heading towards. I won't be there to see it, but I can at least help you get there easier."
"Well…depending on how One for All works…that technically would be incorrect." I said. "You might be here to see the future I'm heading towards…just not physically."
"Heh. Maybe." He nodded.
Heavy boot footsteps. Looking we saw the Time Walker standing there. "You ready All Might?" They asked.
"Yes." He nodded, standing up. "Take care David."
"I will." I said with a smile. "Get your rest."
All Might and the Time Walker walked into a portal, leaving me alone here…
I sighed, picking up one of the many burgers and eating it… so, guess I have a place on Homeworld now…
"Well…this is a lot of shit to look over…" I muttered, looking through the file in earnest at all the things I now have.
Let's see… the property, all physical possessions… abilities… finances in the sum of- Holy crap…
Forty octillion rem?!
I took a moment, then called up Abby and everyone else. "Guys…I've got some good news…" I said slowly.
It took a few days but a lawyer came by to sign over All Might's property, finances and Abilities.
We then did the first important thing. Debby is now their own person.
They've been happily spending time with Marrianne, Milly, and Abby and I.
I've been practicing with One for All and yes, it works with Generation perfectly. I can now keep it up indefinitely…
Which brings me to what I am considering doing next… practicing powers. One for All also gave me a tone of Quirk Abilities and I recently got all the other Abilities All Might left me…
Literally thousands of abilities. All this power and I need to learn it all.
Firstly, I was messing with the Quirk Abilities.
They. Are. Awesome!
Explosion is a lot of fun, I've been using it to blow up rocks and stuff around the yard and it's just… so much fun!
"Okay, I think I'm having too much fun here." I said, even though I had a wide ass grin on my face.
"I mean, I don't blame you." Vais said, throwing another rock in the air. I used Acid to shoot a blob of acid at it. Melting it. Activating that Quirk didn't make me pink but it did give me antenna for a bit. "I'd be having fun too."
"And hey," I switched to my Electricity Quirk and sparked a bit. "Now I'm immune to Electricity even without the many Skills." I said with a smile.
"But you can still accidentally fry your own brain. Well, short circuit it." Vais shrugged.
"That's where practice and learning not to short the circuit breaker that is my brain will come into play." I nodded.
"So, Explosion, Acid, Electricity, Half hot half cold, Harden, Engine, Creation, Frog… all the Class A, some teacher Quirks and a few from Class B." Vais listed. "Plus of course One for All, letting you use all these with Generation and not blow yourself up from the now endless power boosting you can do."
"Yeah…and that doesn't include the thousands upon thousands of abilities and million's of unused skill points I have."
"Gonna put them to a real test?" He asked.
"Of course." I nodded. "But…not a 'real' real test. I will never trust Level 5 dungeons…"
"Fair." Vais nodded. "Maybe give a level three or four a try? Or hunt after rare and legendary monsters?"
"That would be a good idea." I nodded. "Haven't been to a dungeon… in a while." I said honestly.
"Well, are you going to go alone or is there anyone you know who can keep up with you and your new abilities?"
"Well…" I hummed. "Would have to ask if anyone wants to tag along."
"I'm sure some of the Dungeon Crawlers here in the house can join you."
"True." I nodded. "Gonna ask around to see how large of a group they want."
"Maybe just a few and make a date of it?"
Huh. That would be a good idea. Make a date of the event and dust off my combat skills.
"Sure." I nodded. "Killing two birds with one stone is gonna be great." I said, sending out a call to see who wanted to go on a Dungeon Date to my many lover class dungeon crawlers.
After a bit of wait I had my group and party.
First was Diana. She was… well, she's Kryptonian. Dark black hair, brown eyes and tan skin.
Second was Becka. She is an all silver dragoness that breathes white fire and is literally nuke proof.
And lastly was-
"Hi David!" Cathy waved. She was dressed in some leather armor and a wrap that covered her… lower halves breasts.
"Hey Cathy." I nodded. "It's also nice to meet you two Diana and Becka." I smiled.
"A pleasure." Diana nodded.
"This is gonna be so much fun!" Becka said.
"I'm sure it will be." I smiled. "Now, what Dungeon do you three recommend cause I haven't been to a dungeon in…a long time."
"We have a few regulars." Cathy said. "The Burning Hole, The Forest of Silence, The Tower of Damnation, Ruins of Dalgrotha, The Pitt, and Valley of Bones."
"Which would you prefer for someone a bit rusty?" I inquired. "Just because I'm super strong doesn't mean I'm able to just stroll in with ease."
"Well, out of all of those I suppose The Tower of Damnation would be the best. It's a basic floored dungeon going down. Clear each floor to unlock the boss room, beat the boss, pretty straightforward. It's about three hundred floors and a level three."
"Works for me." I nodded. "Let's go to the Tower of Damnation."
It was a fair ride, several hours til we arrive so I figure it's best to get to know these ladies.
"So, what are your hobbies?" I asked the dragon and Kryptonian.
"I mostly help in the new smeltery and forge. Now that there are some metals being dug up in the newly built mine my fire can melt it all down to process into Ingots and materials." Becka said.
"I spend my free time using my cut of the loot to build a library in the house." Diana said.
"That's good." I nodded. "Anything else you like to do?"
"I play RPG and Sandbox games." Becka added.
"I also help mine sometimes. X-ray vision helps find things very easily." Diana said.
"That's good." I nodded. "Any questions for me?"
"Well, how are your newborns doing?" Cathy asked.
"They're doing good, which is a blessing…" I sighed. "Just…hope I'm doing good as a parent."
"They're still young, and it's your first kids by birth. Luna, Tina and Tommy look to be doing alright." Becka said.
"Which I'm always thankful for everyday." I said simply. "Means I'm doing something good in this world…"
"You are you, that's good enough for us." Cathy added.
"Thanks Cathy." I smiled. "It means a lot to hear that."
The rest of the ride was spent getting to know their fighting styles.
Cathy, being the biggest and one of the Tankiest, used a large club and shield in battle. Her unique… biology also made her a good healer.
Diana was the primary fighter, using her Kryptonian powers to go hand to hand with majority of the enemies in the dungeons.
Last was Becka, who on top of her fire breath giving her pyromancy, used explosives at a range via throwing them or a grenade launcher. That surprised me but it works for her so I didn't question why.
That left me wondering how to fight and I settled on swapping between my Keyblade, which felt great to summon again, and my new Quirk Abilities and Generation.
When we arrived at The Tower of Damnation, we were met by a gothic victorian style church in complete ruins. Bricks falling off, windows smashed and clear signs of a fire adorned the outside of the four story high church.
"Well, certainly looks like the name suggests." I shrugged. "So, what's the common enemy here?"
"Some shadow creatures, undead skeleton angels with flaming swords, and various other biblically themed monsters." Diana said.
"That's fair." I nodded, cracking my knuckles. "Let's go."
We walked in through the doors. The inside was just as a mess as the outside. Rotting wood and broken furniture and skeletal remains here and there. Before us above the altar was a crucified angel skeleton bound by spiked chains and heavy cuffs. The eye sockets glowed with a red aura.
"Doth thou seek Damnation?" The bones asked.
"I don't see a Taco Bell around here." I joked.
The eyes seemed to glow with disdain and malice.
"Yes, we seek Damnation." Becka spoke up.
The spiked chains around the bones loosened and soon the bones fell from the cross to the ground. It rose on bone fingers, knees and feet clenching a large latch on the ground. It's skeletal wings flapped, raising it and the trap door up and tossing aside the debris and bones around revealing a stone stairway down.
"Damnation is yours." The bones said again.
Okay I'll admit that looked really cool.
"Alright…now for possibly many…many stairs." I sighed, remembering some bits of God of War's original trilogy or Devil May Cry 3…so many stairs.
We walked down into the depths. Once we were all far enough down I could hear the trap door above close behind us.
The walls were covered in stone, and bones. Bone torches lit the way down. All in all it was very Dante's Inferno. After literally ten minutes of walking down stairs we came up on solid ground. Echos of rattling bones or scratches or metal footsteps echoed along the stone and bone walls.
"Thank god we're done with stairs…" I grumbled, hating how it was ten god damn minutes still we finally started to hear monster's to murder.
"Well there are more so, get used to them." Diana informed.
I groaned, summoning my Starlight Keyblade and letting Generation startup.
"Up ahead will be two Skeletal Angels with flaming swords and five Common Shadow Creatures." Cathy informed me.
"Alright, let's see how strong I really am." I said, rolling my shoulders as I walked towards the monster's in question, ready to fight after month's of inactivity.
When I arrived before them I saw the two skeleton angels flying near the ceiling and the five commons running around the hallway.
First I activated my Speed Force. Then I channeled raw One for All energy into my Keyblade.
Faster than they could react I sliced through all the Shadow Creatures, ran up the wall and on the ceiling to cut down the undead angels.
I ran back to the girls and when I stopped using the Speed Force all that was left were piles of loot.
Oh. Fuck. The. Hell. Yes.
"Okay…I am super happy right now." I said with a giant grin plastered on my face.
"That was very impressive." Diana said with a nod.
"This is going to be way easier than normal." Becka added.
And so, we got to work. I didn't want them to sit back and do nothing so they dealt with the nearby rooms and such and I ran around dealing with the cannon fodder and such in the further rooms. Stairs were still everywhere and after killing… maybe thirteen monsters I found the key to open the next floor.
This one still had a lot of monsters in it though so we cleared them all out first.
Total monsters, one hundred and fourteen on the first floor.
Total weight in loot items, three thousand pounds. Mostly consisting of angel bones, flaming swords, some random bits of armor, and potions.
Lastly, total treasure in Rem value, forty six thousand and that's without selling what we don't want from the loot. That's just all in Rem, Precious metals, and gems.
"Alright, I see why Dungeon's are both at least fun and profitable." I said honestly.
"Yeah. It's really fun and we get plenty for the effort." Cathy nodded.
We made our way to the next floor.
"This will be a boss fight." Becka warned. "This guy is always immediately back the next day so, it won't be fun…"
"We usually manage to beat them but sometimes he still gets us." Diana huffed.
"He sucks…" Cathy added.
"What's special about him?" I inquired.
"You'll see…" They all said simultaneously.
Entering the next floor and boss room I was met by a large, empty stone room. Save a single black coffin in the back there with something written on it-
Hold up I know this coffin-
The lid was locked down as their leg shot out the coffin and they took a step out. "Hey kids wanna see some dead bodies?!" Alucard… Abridged Alucard it seems, asked as he walked out of the coffin. "Ooh la la a new girl. You this David those three behind you always talking about during the fights?" He asked me as he poked at his ear with his pinkie finger.
"So I know why you had trouble with this guy…" I said nervously. "So…yes, I am this David you have heard about you FuckMothering Vampire."
He laughed. "Ah cool, you're a fan! Always nice to meet someone who can appreciate my tomfuckery."
"Is it weird that I either thought you would have been in a higher dungeon level or…weirdly with The Family?" I asked.
"Eh. Maybe a version of me is. I came after all that stuff with the War and shit. My backstory is less impressive but, still me, slightly less trauma and all the insanity of Deadpool just with cannibalism." He smirked.
"That's fair." I nodded. "So, should I come at you, you come at me?" I asked with a growing grin, readying myself for the fight to come.
"We could come together, on the floors, walls and ceilings if you'd like." He said with a laugh. "Oh I like you. This might be very fun."
"Glad to help make this fun." I said with a smile, lightning crackling off of me as I swung Starlight like a baseball bat, sending a giant air bullet straight towards the boss.
He dodged, bending his knees back and letting it pass over him before he stood back up, Jackal and Casull in hands as he unleashed a volley of gunfire. I easily dodged. Cathy slammed her massive shield down to give cover to Becka and Diana. Each bullet from each gun not only fires crazy fast, but they were exploding on impact too.
"Alright…need to remember I'm fighting Alucard here…" I thought to myself carefully, deciding to pull out some new tactics. "Dark Shadow." I muttered, seeing my shadow crackle with energy as it slithered around towards Alucard and appeared in the air in it's corporeal form with a giant fist rushing towards the Vampire's head.
He bit it. My Dark Shadow yelped in immediate pain and retreated back over to me. "He hurts!" My Dark Shadow wined. For some reason my Dark Shadow is… a bit dim. Listened but is also not the… smartest bird in the flock.
"Sorry Dark Shadow." I said sheepishly, a little surprised that he bit Dark Shadow. "Alright…good to know." I said, using Hardening and rushing towards the Vampire, knowing I should be tough enough to take his bullets.
Unfortunately, the fact they exploded slipped my mind for a second and the explosions sent me into the wall…
Ouch…
"Come on, I haven't even gotten to my second stage and yelled 'this isn't even my final form!' yet!" Alucard called, dodging a fire blast from Becka.
"Yeah…I thought that would be the case…" I muttered, getting out of the wall and rolling my shoulders.
I used Speed Force to rapidly close the distance between us but he was actually fast enough to keep up, putting the barrels of his guns right against my breasts. "For the record this does not count as an early climax." He said, putting the triggers as I activated both Steel and Harden. The impact and Explosions knocked me back and… ouch! Owe! Owe! Owe! That hurt!
"Alright…no more mister now guy…" I growled, using Full Cowling as I had plenty of time to figure that out. I started feeling my legs shift to the strength of a frog, engines revving at my calves, and speed force meshing together as I used Steel and Hardening as much as I could and leaped at the son of a bitch. "SMASH!" I shouted as I threw a powerful punch towards the bitch.
He dodged. He fucking- Eep!
I jumped back immediately. He just… he just grabbed my ass!
"Not as firm as I was expecting but bouncy is more fun anyway." He chuckled with a toothy grin.
I actually forgot how much of a pervert Abridged Alucard is.
"Okay…what the hell…" I muttered, knowing I was fast enough to hit this guy.
"This is why we always have issues." Diane said. "He's stupid fast."
"And that's without the fancy lightning speed." Alucard said, behind her suddenly as he kneed her in the back, then appearing behind Becka and side swiping her into a wall. "Aren't I just a little shitter?" He asked me with a smirk.
I glared…before remembering something. "Oh yeah." I said, opening up my Skill Tree and starting to dump skill points into a whole lotta things. "I forgot…Skill Points for days."
"Skill Points for what?" He asked. I suddenly was behind him now but the fucker STILL managed to dodge- Ahh! "It is a nice ass by the way." He said, behind me now and grabbing my ass again!
Damn it this is a fight not… wait is he legit flirting with me pervert style? In a fight?
"Are…are you flirting with me?" I asked curiously.
"If I am will you let me smash?"
As if comedic timing was on my side, I managed to kick him in the dick. "I'm on a Dungeon Date already."
Right at that moment Becka blasted him with her white fire flames. Cathy smallest her massive club down on him, and Diana laser eyed him into pieces.
"So…. Be seeing you?" He asked as his body was starting to fade like the other bosses I'd seen before.
"Handsy bastard…" I grumbled. "So…that was a thing."
"Yes. It's the same for us. Normally after dodging or tanking his gunfire one of us ends up the distraction of his hands and the other two gang up on him." Diana huffed.
"At least he's the only one that does that. The rest are professional." Cathy sighed.
The rewards for this was my own Jackal Auto Anti Freak Cannon… two hundred bullets for it, Vampire Blood and twenty thousand rem.
"Awesome." I nodded. "And glad to know that the rest are professional."
The next dozen or so floors went by fairly well. A hundred or two common enemies, loot, money, fight a boss on the next floor, get that loot and money, repeat.
It was actually a lot of fun. Though the bone spiders with rotting torsos for eyes… no thanks.
The Jackal Hand Cannon was… honestly amazing. It took a LOT of skill points to make it so I could fire it and not almost lose my hand, arm and hearing but once I did this thing one shot most basic enemies.
We were racking up so much loot and money, we all took a break in a safe room on Floor 12.
We ate, talked and I got to kiss Becka, Diana, and Cathy. I've already kissed Cathy and we more or less just rested in a cuddle pile for a few hours before getting back to it.
"Getting close to midnight." Cathy brought up as we walked the halls.
I looked at my HUD clock. It was 11:36 at night. Yikes. Still so many until it's fully cleared.
"Jeez, time sure flies by when your having fun." I said, deciding to look through my many skill trees to see what I could upgrade or get.
"Looks like we will still be here for a day or two." Diana said.
"Better than our usual of a week." Cathy said with a chuckle.
"Well, even if I'm actually really strong, at least it's not boring." I said honestly.
"So, now that you have all this power and such what are you going to do David?" Becka asked.
I… genuinely did not know. I know I was literally given these extra powers and skill points and such to help with my future, something All Might knew it seems, but I don't know when or what is going to happen…
Whatever it is could be next week or a thousand years away…
"Well…currently I want to beat the shit out of Three…cause even if his backstory is very upsetting and…I think his wife is alive again…somehow, he still needs a good boot to the head."
"And then?"
"I…don't know…" I frowned. "It'll…all probably happen sooner or later…"
"Well, between then and now we can have fun like this." Cathy said with a warm smile. "And, you know, other kinds of fun… later on~"
"And I'm sure it'll be all kind's a fun." I said happily. "I'm sure things will work out in the end."
I was walking around the corner-
"Long time no see." Three said, grabbing me by my neck and throwing me into another SCP 106 portal.
I fell… and fell… and slammed head first into some brick floor… fucking Ouch…
I stood up, seeing Three across from me.
"Hi there asshole." I said, shaking my head. "So, rumor has it you met your wife?"
"That's… a complicated matter, and currently, not of your concern. Currently." Three said plainly. "I heard about All Might. Checked with Katsuki and… well, you inherited all his abilities, not just One for All it seems. Old Man had to help someone even in…" Three sighed. "Point is, you've gained a lot more power in a much faster amount of time. This is actually a good thing all in all."
"I'm not sure, considering I haven't really…'tested' out all my new power and abilities…and I was still putting all my skill points in…"
"You're stronger than what your enemies will be expecting, that already puts you over them when you first encounter them." Three stated.
"True." I shrugged. "So, I doubt you're here for a little chit chat?" I asked, still readying myself for the possible fight he wants.
"I am here to test your current skills yes, but also figured I'd give you some advice."
"Advice would be good thank you." I nodded. "Cause I'm still…new to this after a long time."
"I'll say. It's already been a year and a half since you arrived."
Has it?! I mean… few months before… then nine pregnant… huh. Well shit. I missed my own birthday.
"Holy crap…" I put my hand up to my forehead as it felt like a headrush was happening. "Wow…I…I didn't even notice…"
"Well, a lot has happened. Plus your mother now I hear so I figure the nine months pregnant were a blur of mood swings, odd cravings and morning sickness."
"Ugh, don't remind me…" I groaned. "Especially with Electronium Quadruplets…was practically a whale and could barely move…"
"I… imagine. At any point, you are going to want to Unlock your Keyblades true form." He said. I summoned Starlight, Looking it over. "Keyblades are some of the few weapons that can naturally adapt to your own power. Unlocking it's true form will also allow you to more easily utilize all your abilities with and through it."
"Cool." I said. "So…do I do a weird vision quest kinda thing to unlock it?" I asked, not remembering how it worked since I never played the phone game.
"It will appear to you, when is unknown, but so long as you keep using it, your bond to it growing, it's true form will appear in time. You should also eventually train with a Keyblade Master at some point."
"Yes, I really should and…I don't know where to find one." I said sheepishly.
"Katsuki knows people. Being a time Walker, Keyblade training and Mastery is mandatory."
"Yes, I believe one of the Keyblades they have does weird Time stuff?"
"They have one or both of two. No Name or/and Gazing Eye."
"Neat." I nodded. "It's gonna be fun to figure out this thing…just hope I don't need to learn the Kingdom Hearts game lore…that is a mess."
"Doubtful. Aside from that, just… enjoy times of peace while they're around."
"What the hell is going to happen?" I asked worriedly. "Cause that sounds vague and very concerning…"
"That was the Intention." Three said flatly. "I can't tell you what's going to happen, just know that when it starts you'll be very busy for long periods of time until it's over."
"Hopefully it happens after my kids are old enough." I huffed.
"You'll just have to wait and see." Three said.
A sucker punch across my face sent me flying across this Probably infinite pocket dimension until I managed to stop myself by mixing Steel and Harden to grab into the ground.
"Rude." I huffed, bringing Full Cowling and Engine and bolting off towards Three.
He sidestepped the leg sweep, jumping to avoid the blast wave of air and hit me with a blast of black flames.
I used Half Hot Half Cold and started to block out the fire, as I fired off my own blast of fire quickly towards Three.
He deflected the blast and let magic flow over him, blasting off a volley of magic arrows at me.
I dodged and ran around the arrows, deciding to use Recipro Burst to give myself an extra bit of speed, sending out my own magic arrows at Three in the meantime.
He blasted all the arrows away in a shockwave of energy. Blue lightning cracked and sparked around him as he use this one Speed Force and was right next to me throwing a punch my way.
I used my Speed Force and Full Cowling to just barely dodge his punch, retaliating with Starlight as fast as I could.
He summoned his own Keyblade and the impact clash sent a shockwave out that blasted us apart. His Keyblade was all… it, looked like Gazing Eye, but Clockwork gears spun and twitched along it from grip to head. The gear shaped eye spinning with a pitch black iris.
"Well…that's not good…" I muttered, trying to push against Three to get the upper hand here.
Unfortunately, he had skills and experience with using a Keyblade. He blasted me with a Dark Firaga then slammed me down with his Keyblade and used Dark Volley when I was on the ground.
The small crater I was in… agh… shit. Boosts all my energies, and he's still whooping my ass…
"Really should have expected this…" I groaned, getting out of the small crater and decided to get a little tricky here. With a combination of my speed, Sticky Balls, Steel and Zero Gravity I started to practically lay down a mine field of reflective floating orbs that were heavy as steel and still as sticky as they normally are. I then prepared my Navel Lazer and started to bounce all over the place and practically cage Three in a painful Laser dome.
Three managed to block the majority of the attacks. The few he didn't he tanked and seemed to tank well. He then slammed his Keyblade into the ground and from the cracks rose up a blast of neon blue and black energy that knocked me into a wall and before I could recover he slammed his fist into my head.
I woke up feeling sore. Ouch.
"All in all, you did well." Three said, a small fire pit between him and I.
"Still got my ass handed to me…" I groaned in pain. "Ow…gonna feel that in the morning…"
"Yeah. You're definitely stronger. All you need to master the power you now own is time and practice."
"Which is something I can finally get to." I nodded. "Just need to find either teachers or find a Hyperbolic Time Chamber…"
"Don't worry, time is on your side for now. Your real enemies won't show face for a while, so long as you don't draw attention to yourself it won't accelerate anything."
"And…getting all of All Mights shit wouldn't be suspicion enough to cause that?" I inquired.
"You don't have to worry about that. Katsuki already removed all physical and digital documents about your inheritance from the systems and as far as anyone who looks up the records will see it was all donated to Guilds and museums."
"That's fair." I nodded. "Right…so just gotta train a lot and be ready for whatever the hell is waiting…fun."
"It can be, if you make it. Isekai seem to have that down to a talent."
"Well…a majority of us like to live a new life and be happy here…still sucks for the Isekai Guild…" I sighed, remembering all the people there that hate being here…though I did remember, there was…three people from my world here?
"It's more or less half a cult, half glorified alcoholics anonymous." Three huffed. "Avoid them. It's just nothing but trouble and misery."
"I visited it once…it's full of misery yes considering I was told that a majority of them are just depressed at losing their homes…and the other half are just a pack of dumbasses to be honest."
"I figured you'd have met them by now. Guess it's good you at least let the lesser part of the guild. The other half are just a bunch of extremists. I'd say avoid them but odds are at some point one or several may try and recruit you."
"I mean…there's three people from my world so they might drop by to visit me." I shrugged. "Besides…considering what I heard from the 'lesser' part of the guild…I'm pretty sure they would attack me and my family for 'being a heretic' or some bullshit like that."
"Heh. Maybe if one of them is religious, but no. That's more a Puritan mindset. The Isekai extremists are logical, and that is what makes them more dangerous."
"Which is…something I'm really worried about…" I sighed out.
"Yeah… they may dispise The Family, The Mother, and even some hate this world, but they're not dumb. They know how to use Abilities, powers, dungeons. They try and use the laws and systems against their makers. It's smart, but also dangerous. Long time ago a Chaos Guild did something similar, only more extreme. Far more…. Depraved."
"And just because they follow the rules means they just…can get away with all of it?" I frowned.
"Not at all. It's one thing to go as a group, explore Void or Level five dungeons, another to trap people in there, leave them with nothing and let them die. Make no mistake, they're no better than the Chaos Guilds, but like a true criminal, they know how to cover their tracks. Hide who they really are. Only reason the whole Guild wasn't marked Chaos is because of the depressed drunks making up the slightly larger majority. Just remember David, just because they're in the same boat as you does not make them good people, not even misguided. They'll all one day get what's coming to them."
"And I fear their desperation and bitterness will catch me and my family in the crossfire…" I said bitterly. "But I'll be ready for those fucks."
"You'll have to." Three said.
Suddenly another portal of decay opened under me and I fell into it immediately.
Ouch!
I landed right on my ass… ouch.
"Oh David thank The Mother!" Cathy yelped, picking me up in her hands and planting large kissing along my head and torso. "We were so worried you just disappeared and we couldn't find you!"
"Y-yeah, I'm good." I said with a smile. "Glad to see you three are alright…but I'm alright, just had a…chat with Three."
"That's the Synthetic guy right?" Becka asked as Cathy put me back on the ground.
"Yes." I nodded. "He used 106 to take me to their realm and 'test me'...being vague about the dangers ahead but I have enough time for life."
"Well, that's good." Diana said. "So, wanna finish the dungeon or head back?"
"Let's finish this dungeon." I said. "I'm gonna have to get stronger, plus our date isn't done till we finish this dungeon."
"Yay!" Cathy cheered.
"Yep, now let's go finish this dungeon." I said with a smile.
As we went down the floors, enemies appeared in greater numbers. The bosses were all tougher but my abilities made fairly quick work of them. When I finally got out of there the girls and I spent about two days down there. We had to call Marrianne, Abby and the rest to let them know where we were and why we were gone so long. All in all, it was fun. We got so much loot, it was amazing and I ended that dungeon exploring date with a kiss to each of the lovely ladies.
With that all done I took a day to care for my babies and was finally able to get back to my TF2 classes. This was Engineer.
I was surprised when only Red Engi walked into the class. "Welcome class, I'm your teacher. Call me Engi."
"If I may, where's Blue?" I inquired. Pp 0
"He and his wife are on vacation." Red replied. "Now, as you all know majority of what y'all will need to know is the constructions, the wrench, and the special PDA pads that build them and destroy them."
"That's fair." I nodded, knowing we wouldn't really be learning anything about Engi's more unique weapons.
"Now the wrench is, at first glance, just a wrench, but It's also where all the Metal for your constructions is stored. This is why hitting it against the machines speeds the building and why it also upgrades them."
I nodded, finding that explanation good for at least how the game worked.
"The way that works is the similar to how your Assistant stores items. Physical Matter to Digital Encoding. Basically it holds the Metal as data and each swing transfers the Metal data to the machine to upgrade itself, refill ammo, and repair."
"That makes sense." I thought to myself, paying attention to everything they have to say.
"Now, the core of all my machines is here." Engi said, putting up the iconic toolbox on top of the table. He then opened it up, revealing a small cube with dice glass looking bulbs on it. One for each face save the one attached to the toolbox frames bottom. "This here is the heart of all the buildings. Despenser, Teleporters, Turrets, all start here. This is the Core. Each core is linked to a PDA pad." He then brought up the pad in question. "Once you select an option from here the core gets to work." He pushed a button on it and the core lit up and seen a Dispenser was being built at the normal, slow pace. He then gave it a whack with the wrench, earning it a quicker built time and soon it was a level one Despenser.
"Now that's cool." I thought to myself, really eager to learn more and just have fun with this. "Would also explain how the hell he fit's all that in those small tool box's."
"Now I'm gonna pass along the blueprints for these so you can use your built in Assistant Crafting Menu and make them yourself at any time so long as you have Metal. Specifically Gold, Copper, Steel, and Aluminum." Red said as he passed along these odd looking books with the Assistant Mark on them. Opening it proved… not possible.
Shrugging I tapped the book to my Assistant, it absorbed into it in a flash of blue pixels and I got a new notification.
[Crafting Recipe Added: Engineer Building Core.
×1 Gold Ingot
×2 Aluminum Ingot
×5 Steel Ingot
×2 Copper Ingot]
Nice. Also… the Assistant has a built in Crafting Menu?!
"Uh…so I'm still kinda new here…" I brought up nervously. "Uh…how extensive is the Crafting system in the Assistant? Cause…I've been very busy with a lot of other things…" I said sheepishly.
"Well the Assistant Crafting System can make most small things. Ammo, some weapons, healing items, and even turn raw ore into ingots. Anything more fancy or magic related you'll need a special crafting item or bench that you can buy or make in parts within the assistant and assemble."
Cool, so I can see how much of what is useful of all the stuff I get then.
"Thank you." I nodded.
From there he gave us all PDA pads, self destruct pads, our own wrenches, and of course, I got another stock shotgun and pistol.
We did at least get to build some. Building the Building Cores in the Assistant before putting them out and using the PDA to make it build stuff. Also, turns out you can store Metal Data in your Assistant too so I can stock up.
When the classes were over and done I figured it was time to check on the property All Might left me on Homeworld.
Appearing back here was… somber. Some mail in the mailbox, some news papers. Lawn is okay for now.
"Gonna be…kind of annoying to keep up this place and my place…" I muttered, going through the mail to see what was junk and what wasn't and seeing the newspapers to see if there was anything special going on.
The mail all seemed to be junk. Mostly magazine subscriptions, random junk mail. I walked up to the door and opened it. I cleaned it up before I left so at least it was tidy. Downstairs anyway.
I looked around, figuring maybe next up was upstairs. Everything down here was already seen, cleaned and in order.
Upstairs I was met by three doors. First to the right, a bathroom. Nothing fancy.
Second on the right was a bedroom. All Might's. It had a bed, dresser and TV, a closet. Huh.
"Wonder what's in the closet?" I wondered, walking over and opening it up though I was surprised at how…sparse the room was.
Inside was a few suits. Some casual clothes. Boots- hello!
I pulled up a small but stretchy series of All Might's outfits. They must stretch to fit. Makes sense and more practical than his show/manga version where in his normal body they fit him oversized.
"Do I…really want to wear one of these things?" I muttered, knowing that this is officially mine, and some part of my inner nerd is telling me 'wear the All Might suit, it'll be awesome'...but it's literally my dead teachers clothes…
I stood thinking about it for a while… well, at least once…
Putting them on was easy. Store in the Assistant. Select, then tap Equip… woah…
It fit almost like a second skin. Hugging my body just right and not revealing any unnecessary details. And honestly… I don't think I looked all that bad. Just the right amount of sexy yet heroic.
Huh?
[Armor Equipped: Hero's Armor; All Might.
Physical DT: 56
Magic DT: 30
Special Effect: Wearer takes no damage from falls if the wearer is unable to survive a fall as long as they land on their feet.]
Oh that is cool!
"Okay…so maybe I should wear this…" I muttered with a smile.
Still… if I do I'd rather not be recognized. Three did say not to draw attention to myself…
I rooted around in the closet and pulled up a small box. Opening it, I smiled. Perfect!
It was a helmet, matching the colors of the costume/armor and was thin enough and sleekly blended with the rest of it. A large V similar to All Might's iconic hair style at the forehead of it.
[Armor Headpiece Detected!
Armor Headpiece Equipped.
All Might's Hero Helmet.
Physical DT: 25
Magic DT: 12
Special Effect: Counts civilians in the area to beat rescue and avoid casualties.]
"Awesome…also seriously, this makes me look like a Power Ranger version of Viewtiful Joe…" I said, looking over myself in the mirror. "And boy is that an awesome combo."
I looked myself over some more… damn I look good in this, and with the helmet and the visor, can't see my face at all. I put all the other Heroes outfits in my Assistant and then left the room. One room left.
Opening it, I spotted… photos. The wall was covered in framed photos, a few framed old newspaper clippings, shelves of souvenirs and a desk with a single box on it. Atop that box was a letter, my name written on it.
"Wow…" I muttered at all the photoes, but gently took the letter and opened it. "Alright All Might…what do you have?"
[David, if you're reading this then I'm already at the Asylum to keep me safe from the Madness. Morbid as that sounds, it's been a long time coming for me.
In this box, you'll find an item, it's not that easy to come by, level 4 dungeons rarely drop it. It's called an Identity Scrambler. Basically, no one can use Scan on you to learn who you are or what you are capable of. I imagine by now you've been through my closet and took the suits. You'll need them, they're yours now.
From this point on, you're rise to being the hero I, Katsuki and Three know you'll become starts here. You have the power. You have the tools, all you need now, is a name.
Good luck, Hero.]
"Thanks All Might…" I chuckled, finding this…a lot more heart warming and heavy than I originally thought. "Alright…just need to think of a good name…"