Act One Chapter 17

Monday, May 5, 2042

3rd POV

"Book 16: Kacchan.

Age: 16

Chest: 32 inches

Waist:25 inches

Hips: 31 inches

He'd gotten more muscular since I last saw him. Especially his chest. They're more like boobs now. I wonder what his bra size is?-"

"Nope. Fuck that. When did he measure me? Fuckin creepy ass bastard."

Katsuki shoved the book back in its place, greatly disturbed, before turning his attention to the rest of the notebooks.

What are the "Notes For My Future"?

'Time to be nosy.'

"But Bakugou!" I hear everyone thinking, "Why are you being nosy? It's none of your business! Don't read them, leave them alone!"

And my reply to that is this:

This is Katsuki All-Business-Is-My-Business Bakugou. Read his middle name/nickname. Yeah. That's why he's taking your thoughts personally, and is going to ignore them and do the exact opposite!

Unless you didn't think that, then you're in luck!

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I feel bad today.

I hurt someone. I didn't mean to. Mama told me he was a bad person. A son of female dog. Mama says bad people should be punished for their sins, so I punished him.

Was I bad? Will Gosh punish me now? I didn't mean to. I was only trying to help.

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I think I'm a demon.

Me and Mama went to a church party earlier. They were singing songs about Gosh and I felt sick. Like I got punched in the stomach. A lady told me I had a purpose and not to give up. That a pretty boy like me shouldn't leave yet. I almost cried, but I wasn't sad. I'm never sad. I'm never really happy either. I just get really mad sometimes.

Is something wrong with me?

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I think something's wrong with me.

I got called a misogynistic, homophobic, transphobe today. The gossip man called us that because Izuku said he supported feminism, but wouldn't really do anything him. He said he wanted to focus more on equal gender rights by telling everyone the problems that men and women shared. The news guy got mad. I think they argued about how Izuku 'didn't like' transgender people, even though he and Handyman had Erielle.

I almost punched him.

What's going on?

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Are we a pedophile?

The gossip man called us a homophobic cishet because Izuku got Handyman pregant. Even though he's a boy. Izuku called him a 'sad little girl'.

They started talking about Kacchan, about how it was wrong to like him since he's 10. He called him a pedophile.

Are we a bad person?

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Izuku cried again. Kacchan helped him again because Mama and Osha couldn't.

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I don't know what's happening.

I can't see my eyes. I don't remember what they look like, I didn't pay attention. I don't want to ask because that's weird. I tried to touch the hole, but my fingers went in it.

I'm scared.

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I was bleeding today. From my butt. I don't know why. Maybe its my period? Maybe its my MANstrual cycle. Menstrual. Manstrual. Haha :).

Mama said girls and people with Virginia's get their period when they're younger, like Handyman did. Mine is way late. Am I okay? I don't want to get preganat. Handyman said it sucked more than he did. Ha.

I don't like being on bottom. It really hurts. I always get my period after. It sucks butt. I hope I don't do that to Kacchan. I don't want to hurt him anymore.

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Why do so many people have a Virginia?

Handyman has one, Kirby and Kermit have one, Himi-chan, even Mama has one! I think Sho and Big Sho might have one too. Is everyone except us rich enough to buy a Virginia? You to be rich to buy a country right? Virginia's a country right? I've never been to a country before. Does America count as a country? I don't think so, cuz its a bunch of states isn't it? So it's not a country.

Its confirmed. I've never been to a country. So do people call me country boy? My accent?

THUD!

Katsuki's head whipped up from the notebook.

"What was that?"

The noise sounded again.

Katsuki carefully pushed the notebook back on the shelf, glancing around the room to make sure nothing was out of place, before rushing back down the stairs.

Another thud. It came from the door.

Katsuki stood on his tiptoes and peeked through the peephole.

Green.

Just a shit-ton of green. Oop- there's a forehead. Oh its Izuku. Damn, stop knocking, I'm right here! Now your forehead's bleeding. Dumbass. Use your hands. Katsuki sucked his teeth as he unlocked and opened the door.

"Thaaaaank youuuu~" The man cooed. In his hands were ice cream cones, and on his forehead was a bump and red specks. The red was also on the door.

'Dumbass.'

The man's squinted eyes opened, and he blinked upon seeing Katsuki.

"Oh. Kacchan. Hi."

So apparently, this grey eyed motherfucker is Izu. That's right, Izu. Not Izuku, cause he's not here, this is Izu.

He ended falling asleep in Katsuki's lap after finishing his ice cream. An absolute child. I won't go into detail about the torture he put Katsuki through, because we'd end up in a McDonald's parking lot.

But now Katsuki knows that he likes head scratches and isn't very good at keeping secrets.