The jungles of 'Nam weren't so forgiving to Rocky, Bullwinkle, Sam and Max. After finding shelter in an abandoned U.S. camp, they slept for the evening, unaware of what horror would be lurking their way…

"The horror….the horror…" Max spoke, staring dead ahead at the camera.

"Hey knock it off and go to sleep, "Colonel"!" Sam exclaimed, chucking a pillow at Max.

"Well, I'm tired. Goodnight Rocky, Max, Sam!" Bullwinkle cheerfully hollered, then went to bed immediately.

"Hey you got our names mixed up, but goodnight anyway!" Sam replied.

"Goodnight...you...strange bedfellows..." Rocky yawned, closing his eyes and snuggling into his blanket.

(*PHHHHBT!*)

Rocky immediately gazed at his bedspread to discover that SOMEONE had hidden a whoopie cushion beneath his sheets.

"Heheheheh..." Max mumbled.

The identity of that "someone" was now made evident.

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It was now a few hours before sunrise. Bullwinkle quietly awoke, feeling rather thirsty. He walked out of his tent and into the jungle, eager to drink some water from a lake that he saw earlier.

"Juuuust gonna get a quick drink and then baaaack to beeeeeddd..." the moose mumbled.

The ground rumbled, rustling the trees and a number of birds. The ground appeared to be going upward as well, clumps of dirt clinging onto a much larger object with only their roots in tact. The larger thing that emerged was a massive lizard absolutely smothered in vines, dirt and even trees that looked as if it had come from the prehistoric age.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Bullwinkle exclaimed out of sheer terror.

Rocky, Sam and Max immediately woke from their slumber to see what was occurring.

"HOKEY SMOKES!" Rocky exclaimed.

"SWEET BOX TORTOISES TAP-DANCING WITH TRIGGER-HAPPY TROGLODYTES ACROSS THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL!" Sam exclaimed.

"HaAH!" Max laughed, pointing at Rocky. "He's got longer exclamations of surprise than you!"

"--WHAT IS THAT THING?!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, eyes widened in fear at the enormous beast.

"Why, it's an incredibly rare specimen of Reptilis Scientificnameus Madeupus!" Sam cheerfully exclaimed as the creature began to rampage through the jungle. "I cant believe it--either through sheer luck or sheer stupidity we've found the only one in existence!"

"ANDDD either through sheer luck or sheer stupidity, I'm gonna KILL the only one in existence!" Max exclaimed, whipping out his gun. "THROW ME SAMMO!"

Sam picked up Max and tossed him like a football in the direction of the dual-jawed, skyscraper-sized beast.

"MAX WAIT--" Rocky exclaimed.

As Max was flung into the air, Rocky flew after the little lagomorph.

"AAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Rocky and Max exclaimed as they flew through the air….and the giant lizard promptly closed his maw around the both of them.

"ROCKY!" Bullwinkle exclaimed.

"They'll be fine..." Sam spoke, reclining on a lawn chair and eating popcorn he'd managed to obtain through some unknown means. "Juuuust watch..."

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Meanwhile, inside the maw of the giant lizard, Max and Rocky were struggling to find a way out.

"I've tried yankin' on the uvula so far!" Rocky exclaimed, clambering back up the esophagus as the throat muscles attempted to send him into the epiglottis. "No...no Dice!" Rocky exclaimed, punching the creature's tongue.

"Rocky, Rocky, Rocky," Max tsked, walking around the mouth to the front. "When are you gonna learn that the best solution to get out of situations like this, is MINE?"

Rocky raised one eyebrow at the strange little lagomorph.

Max proceeded to BITE down hard on the creature's tongue and fire a bullet from his gun directly into its nostrils, making it roar in anger. Blood gushed from the lizard's nose, but Max and Rocky were easily able to make it out since the creature vomited them up.

"See? I told ya!" Max remarked to the squirrel.