Cast of Characters
Veronica Star as Snow White
Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the homicidal maniac, Squee, Filler Bunny, Devi, Dib Membrane, and Gaz Membrane as The Seven Dwarves
Sneech Honekawa as The Evil Queen
Rainbow Dash as The Prince
Boo Berry as The Servant of The Prince
Veronica's Parents as The King and Queen
(The episode started with a kingdom)
Narrator: Once upon a time, A lovely princess named Snow Veronica was born in the Toonsville Kingdom.
(Inside the castle was Baby Snow Veronica and The King and Queen)
The King: Snow Veronica is so lovely. Right, miss?
The Queen: Yes, honey. Our daughter had the color of a yellow sun, lips as pink as raspberries, and skin as white as the new-fallen snow-which how she got her name from us. But, we're kinda lonely after our son died of an illness at the age of 13.
The King: I know, miss. We have to find another son who doesn't have a family.|
Narrator: So Prince Sneech from the other side of Toonsville Kingdom cared for her until the day Snow Veronica will be old enough to become the Princess of Royalty and rule Toonsville Kingdom on her own.
(Prince Sneech goes inside the castle)
Prince Sneech: Hello, your majesties.
The King: Hello, Prince Sneech. We're glad we have another son.
The Queen: It seems like you're in a good mood.
Prince Sneech: Yes. I'm in a good mood. I have never heard that you have a daughter.
The King: Yes. It's because our daughter is very lovely.
(Prince Sneech approach Baby Snow Veronica)
Prince Sneech: Awww! She's cute! When she's grew up as a teenager, she will be the Princess of Royalty and rule Toonsville Kingdom on her own.
The Queen: That might be great!
The King: When she grew up, she will be the best ruler of Toonsville Kingdom!
Narrator: As the years passed, it was difficult for Prince Sneech to control the jealousy that swelled in his heart-especially when he thought of giving up being the Prince of Royalty and the rule of Toonsville Kingdom.
(Prince Sneech)
The real me, the real me?
Just who is she?
Who's the real me?
Could she ever be what they want to see?
Oh why can't I just be the real me?
I'm the prince who bows down,
Who writes the notes and read the books
What makes them think that I'll succeed?
She've got everything a princess doesn't need!
The real me, the real me?
Just who is she?
Who's the real me?
Could she ever be what they want her to be?
Oh why can't I just be the real me?
A princess has a command,
Not a perfect handstand.
Can't do the things she love to do.
That's why I feel so split in two.
The real me, the real me?
Wish I could be the real me.
Why can the things she love be part of royalty?
Oh, why can't I just be the real me?
Oh, why can't I just be the real me?
Prince Sneech: Why should Snow Veronica take Toonsville Kingdom from me? I need an answer from my magic mirror!
(Prince Sneech picks up a magic mirror)
Prince Sneech: Mirror, mirror, in my hand. Who is the best to rule the land?
( A rainbow mist swirled over the surface of the mirror, then an image of Snow Veronica)
Magic Mirror: Kind and happy and fair of face, Snow Veronica has the wisdom to rule with grace.
Prince Sneech: Impossible! I'm the best one to rule Toonsville Kingdom. What does Snow Veronica know about ruling a nation? Nothing!
(Prince Sneech gazed out at the window)
Prince Sneech: How could I possibly keep Toonsville Kingdom for myself?
(Prince Sneech saw a servant, Boo Berry, cleaning a house for his master, Prince Rainbow Dash)
Prince Sneech: Hey! I have a plan that will keep Toonsville Kingdom for myself!
(Prince Sneech went out of his room, leaves the castle, and approach Boo Berry)
Prince Sneech: Boo Berry, I want you to come inside.
Boo Berry: Okay.
(Prince Sneech and Boo Berry goes inside the castle)
Prince Sneech: I have a very important task for you, take Snow Veronica deep into the woods to look for flowers. But you must not bring her back to Toonsville Kingdom. I want you to take her over the border to Wildland and leave her in the deepest, darkest part of the woods!
Boo Berry: Oh, no! Your majesty! I could never-
Prince Sneech: Not another word.
(Prince Sneech points the door)
Boo Berry: *Glups* If you say so.
(Boo Berry leaves the castle and found Snow Veronica practicing her cheerleading in the castle garden)
Boo Berry: (My majesty will be very furious if I disobeyed him.)
Snow Veronica: V-E-R-O-N-I-C-A! Go, Veronica!
Boo Berry: H-hello, Snow Veronica. W-would you like to pick wildflowers in the woods with me?
Snow Veronica: Of course! That would very nice!
Narrator: Snow Veronica followed Boo Berry deep into the woods, chatting and laughing as the friends gathered sweetly scented flowers.
(Snow Veronica picking some flowers and also smelling them)
Snow Veronica: The flower smells so good! Let's keep going!
Boo Berry: I guess so.
(Snow Veronica and Boo Berry were still walking in woods)
Boo Berry: *Moans* I can't do this anymore! Snow Veronica, you must never return to Toonsville Kingdom!
Snow Veronica: Huh? Why? What's the matter?
Boo Berry: Your brother, Prince Sneech, told me to leave you in the woods of Wildland! But, I could never do that. Never!
Snow Veronica: Oh, no! What am I going to do?
Boo Berry: I know a safe place where you can hide, a house at the edge of Toonsville Kingdom. No one lives there- I don't think anyone even knows about it except for me. Let's hurry-the prince must not know I've disobeyed him!
(Snow Veronica and Boo Berry ran to the border between Toonsville Kingdom and Wildland)
Boo Berry: There it is! You'll be safe there. It's time for me to go back to Toonsville Kingdom. Goodbye, Snow Veronica.
(Boo Berry hugs Snow Veronica and quickly go back home)
Narrator: Snow Veronica had never felt so scared in all her life. She cautiously walked up to the lonely house.
(Snow Veronica knocks on the door)
Snow Veronica: Hello? Hello?
Narrator: But there was no answer. A tear slipped down her cheek as she realized how alone she was. As a pelting rain began to fall, Snow Veronica dashed into the house to escape the storm.
(Snow Veronica went inside the house)
Jhonen Vasquez: Who are you? And what are you doing here?
Snow Veronica: My brother, Prince Sneech, has sent me away, I have no home and no place to go.
Narrator: Snow Veronica heard rustling and murmuring. As her eyes adjusted to the dim light, she saw seven pairs of eyes blinking at her.
Jhonen Vasquez: We've decided you can stay here, we're the Seven Jhonen Vasquez Characters. I'm Jhonen Vasquez, and this is my friends, Johnny,
Johnny the homicidal maniac: Hey!
Jhonen Vasquez: Squee,
Squee: Hi.
Jhonen Vasquez: Filler Bunny,
Filler Bunny: Hi!
Jhonen Vasquez: Devi,
Devi: What's up?
Jhonen Vasquez: Dib Membrane,
Dib Membrane: Hello!
Jhonen Vasquez: And Gaz Membrane.
Gaz Membrane: Hi.
Jhonen Vasquez: But we have no one to look after us.
Snow Veronica: Oh, thank you so much! I would love to look after you!
Jhonen Vasquez: And one more thing, can you help us clean my room?
Snow Veronica: Sure!
Narrator: Snow Veronica and The Seven Jhonen Vasquez Characters soon learned to take care of one another. Snow Veronica kept Jhonen Vasquez's Room- sweeping, moping, dusting, and tidying-while Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the homicidal maniac, Squee, Filler Bunny, Devi, Dib Membrane and Gaz Membrane make some of the comics that were good to read. Before long, they were having very happy life.
Snow Veronica: I'm glad I have a place to stay!
Jhonen Vasquez: And we're glad you are looking after us.
Dib Membrane: Since we made some of our comics.
Snow Veronica: I really like these comics!
Jhonen Vasquez: This is going to be out happy life.
Narrator: Back at the castle, Prince Sneech was certain that he would rule Toonsville Kingdom now that Snow Veronica was hopelessly lost in Wildland.
Prince Sneech: *Laughs* I finally did it! I knew my sister was now lost in Wildland! Now I need to ask my magic mirror.
(Prince Sneech pick up the magic mirror again)
Prince Sneech: Mirror, mirror, in my hand. Who is the best to rule the land?
(The same rainbow mist swirled over the mirror)
Magic Mirror: Snow Veronica is safe, in a happy place. When she returns, she'll rule with grace.
Prince Sneech: How can this be?
(Prince Sneech breaks his magic mirror)
Prince Sneech: I won't allow it! I can't believed that servant has disobeyed me! I need to think of another plan. Hey! I know that Snow Veronica has fondness for yellow cherries! And I have a terrible plan that will get rid of Snow Veronica!
(Prince Sneech ran into the deepest dungeons, where he mixed a colorless, tasteless potion. He dipped the smallest, yellowest cherry into the brew)
Prince Sneech: One bite and Snow Veronica will be fall into enteral faint! Now I have to disguise myself as an old pedder man! She'll never recognize me now!
(Prince Sneech hurried through the woods to the hidden house)
Prince Sneech: There she is! Now it's time!
(Prince Sneech rapped on the door)
Prince Sneech: Bright, sweet cherries!
Snow Veronica: My favorite!
(Snow Veronica opens the door and took a bite of the yellow cherry)
Snow Veronica: I love cher-
(Snow Veronica fell to the floor)
Prince Sneech: *Laughs* Finally! Now I'm the best to rule the land!
(Prince Sneech ran back to the castle)
Narrator: By the time The Seven Jhonen Vasquez Characters returned to his room with comics for the day, the prince was safely back at the castle.
Jhonen Vasquez: What are you doing the floor, silly?
Devi: Why isn't she moving?
Gaz Membrane: She did not answer to us.
Squee: Snow Veronica? Snow Veronica!
Narrator: Jhonen Vasquez and his friends did everything they could to wake Snow Veronica. They nudged her and kissed her, patted her face, and banged on pots and pans to make noise. But she did not stir.
Johnny the homicidal maniac: Darn it! That did not work!
Jhonen Vasquez: Um, I think Snow Veronica is dead!
Squee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gaz Membrane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jhonen Vasquez and his friends: *Sobbing*
Narrator: With heavy hearts, Jhonen Vasquez and his friends realized that Snow Veronica was under an enchantment. There was nothing they could do to help her. Sadly, they made a bed of flowers and trailing vines in a clearing near the house. They laid Snow Veronica upon this bower, where the sun would shine upon her and the cool breezes would whisper in her ears.
Squee: *Sniff* I can't believe we lost our new friend.
Jhonen Vasquez: I know, Squee. I hope she will wake up soon but, she won't.
Narrator: Back at the castle, Prince Sneech began to plan a royal party to celebrate becoming Prince of Royalty and Prince of Toonsville Kingdom. He misled Snow Veronica's parents by saying that Snow Veronica had run away rather than take her place as ruler.
The King: Oh my! Then I guess we will let our son be the ruler.
The Queen: Yes. I didn't know that our daughter had ran away.
The King: We'll invite everyone in Toonsville Kingdom and the other kingdoms to celebrate our son being the Prince of Royalty and the ruler of Toonsville Kingdom!
Narrator: But the mirror still knew the truth. Whenever Prince Sneech passed by its shiny surface, an image of the sleeping Snow Veronica bloomed across it. the guilt deep of Prince Sneech's heart was soon entangled with fear. The fearful prince had no choice.
Prince Sneech: You! And you! Clover all the mirrors! I want no reflections in this castle!
The King: If you say so.
(The King and Queen covered all the mirrors with thick, velvet drapes)
The King: There. No reflections allowed in this castle.
The Queen: Honey, I have a very terrible feeling that we're soon fall to our son's wicked plan.
The King: Then let's forget about it and start the party.
Narrator: It was soon time for the royal coronation. All the people of the Toonsville Kingdom and neighboring lands were in attendance, including brave Prince Rainbow Dash and his servant, Boo Berry.
The King: Alright, everyone. We have our new ruler who had come into our place,
The Queen: And his name was...
The King and Queen: Prince Sneech!
(The prince, dressed in his finest suit, prepared for his royal entrance. Majestically he swept into the ballroom, ready to greet his new subjects)
Villagers: Wow! He is so dazzling!
Prince Sneech: Hello, everyone. I will like to say thank you for your royalties! I been waiting for so long to be the ruler of Toonsville King-
(Instead, he found Snow Veronica's image surrounding him on every mirror in the ballroom)
Villagers: Oh no!
Prince Sneech: What the?! Who removed the drapes?! Who?!
Boo Berry: I did! I thought-for the coronation-
Prince Rainbow Dash: Never mind that! What happened to Snow Veronica? Where is she?
Prince Sneech: *Glups*
Prince Rainbow Dash: Tell me! What happen to Snow Veronica?
Prince Sneech: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! She's in an enchanted faint at the of the woods! I've done a terrible thing. I wanted to rule Toonsville Kingdom all by myself!
The King and Queen: *Gasps*
Prince Rainbow Dash: What's important now is that we save Snow Veronica.
Boo Berry: I know the way to the house, master!
Prince Rainbow Dash: Then you must take us there at once!
Narrator: The group raced through the woods, with Prince Rainbow Dash and Prince Sneech following right behind Boo Berry. When they arrived at the house, they found Snow Veronica sleeping as peacefully as she had appeared in the mirror, with Jhonen Vasquez and his friends surrounding her in sorrow.
Prince Sneech: Why are you crying?
Squee: *Sniff* We lost her! Now she won't wake up!
Prince Sneech: What did I have done?! I don't wanna be the ruler anymore! Oh, Snow Veronica, I am so sorry for everything I've done. More than anything I wish I could undo it all. *Sobbing*
(His tears fell off from Prince Sneech's face and suddenly, Snow Veronica spits out the bit of the poison yellow cherry and her eyes opened)
Snow Veronica: *Yawn* What happened?
Jhonen Vasquez and his friends: Hooray! Snow Veronica is now alive!
(The Villagers cheered)
Prince Sneech: I did something very wicked, I thought that I would be the best prince-and I wanted it so badly that I put you into a deep sleep to make it happened. I'm sorry from the bottom of my heart.
Snow Veronica: I forgive you!
The King: Alright! To honor our son's great apology and our daughter's return, we'll celebrate our daughter's becoming the Princess of Royalty and the ruler of Toonsville Kingdom!
The Villagers: Hooray!
Narrator: Later that day, there was much rejoicing in Toonsville Kingdom as Snow Veronica was the crowned Princess of Royalty.
Snow Veronica: I am so grateful to all my friends, to Boo Berry for helping me, to Prince Rainbow Dash for finding me, and to Jhonen Vasquez and his friends who have cared for me these many days. And to my brother, Prince Sneech, who overcame his bad feelings to save me. I hope that you will all help me rule Toonsville Kingdom, as I know that you are all worthy of the task.
Narrator: And so it was that Princess Snow Veronica took the throne, joined by all her friends just as she was always meant to do!
(Snow Veronica winks her eye and the episode ends)
Trivia
. The Real Me song was from The Strawberry Shortcake season 4 episode, "A Princess named Rap"
. The quotes that they say were from the book version
. This is the first time Prince Sneech broke the magic mirror because it was from The Brothers Grimm version