Update: I have no fucking idea what went on in Arc 7, im still reading Arc 6 LMAO. This is a crack fic so it doesn't matter
"Julius…you will pay, and Emilia I promise I'll make my revenge more harsh" Subaru exclaims, going back on everything he ever did. The act of NTR sucks that bad
The few guards overlooking Subaru's cell stare in fear as the boy approaches them, it's not long before their throats are torn apart by Subaru's invisible providence. His new power gave him maximum compatibility with his authorities, enabling him to utilize it in ways he never could've before.
"First order of business, find that bitch Julius" Subaru dashes out of the prison, tearing apart any guards that attempt to stop him. The first familiar face Subaru sees is Beatrice "Betty's Subaru has finally escaped from confinement I suppose" Subaru was initially confused and decided to ask "yo Beako, you still stuck to my side?" Beatrice made a hmph noise and responded "of course I would, we still have a contract in fact!" the dumbfounded Subaru laughed, it had been a long time since anybody treated him with respect
At that moment the author had no idea where Subaru is supposed to be, he thought to himself "probably still in Vollachia" the author instead pulls out his Samsung Galaxy S10 and calls Pandora "could you teleport Subaru to the Luginican Capital so the plot can advance" Pandora, confused at why she has a Samsung S10 and why she was being called by a guy she couldn't have known about, just answers "It seems I'll have to"
Subaru and Beatrice were teleported to the Luginican Capital to their surprise "What in the world just…oooohhh I know, the author didn't want to type more plot so he just rushed me here, thanks bro!" Subaru and Beatrice rush around in the Luginican capital aimlessly until they realize that Emilia isn't here you dumbass "fuck shes not here, I guess we go to Roswaal's mansion" Beatrice nodded and the two took a carriage.
After arriving at Roswaal's mansion, the entire camp is met by surprise by Subaru's sudden appearance, in the distance a purple haired knight stares in distress "How is that buffoon here? Emilia stay put, I'll deal with him" Emilia obediently nods to her fiance and lets Julius go. "Julius Juukuliuuuus…nice to meet you, cunt" Subaru makes his friendly reunion with Julius "listen here Subaru, I don't know how you got out of prison but I'll make sure you die here. Emilia is not yours!" Subaru smiled as he prepared for battle with his new archnemesis
"Betty can't allow you two to kill each other for now I suppose" Beatrice teleports Subaru and herself away from Julius. Subaru and Beako arrive at an open field of grass near Roswaal's mansion, Subaru looks at Beatrice with anger "I could've beaten him there you know!" Beatrice hmphed with disappointment "Betty's Subaru could not have been able to do that in fact! Remember, you aren't a part of Emilia's faction anymore, even if all members of the camp are your former friends they wouldn't hesitate to assist Julius in battle! You were outmatched" Subaru realizes his own idiocy and agrees with Betty.
After camping out for a few hours, planning on how to get revenge on Julius, the two are met by two familiar faces. "Cap'tin, You finally came back!" Garfiel yelled with joy, the merchant standing next to him looked even more joyed to see an old comrade "Natsuki-san, it's such a pleasure to see you again. Life has not been the same at camp ever since Julius replaced you, I felt as if a part of me was dying until I saw you again" Subaru smiled at the prospect that some of his old friends still cared about him, but Otto begun getting closer to Subaru "promise me you won't go again, Natsuki-tan…" Otto was preparing to kiss Subaru but then the author & Satella stopped time before it could happen "I'll call Pandora again…" the author pulls out his Samsung S10 and Pandora picks up her Samsung S10 "I need you to prevent the gay" Pandora, being extremely homophobic, accepts and teleports herself to appear before Subaru and Otto
"Your feelings for each other deceive you" Pandora expunges all homosexual thoughts out of Otto's mind, and it was really difficult because that was basically half of Otto's thoughts. Satella lets time begin and Otto steps back in confusion as to why he just called Subaru 'Natsuki-tan' and why he was trying to kiss him. Subaru, partially out of being dense or deciding to be respectful, decides not to question what just happened and the two act as if it never happened
"So will you help me get my revenge on Julius and Emilia?" Subaru wanted to make sure the two were still on his side. "Of course Natsuki-san, anything for you babe" Subaru ignored the last word and looked at Garfiel "of course cap, my amazin self doesn't care much about that Juli guy" Subaru's smile widens into something sinister, he won't have any obstacles to hold him back much longer "let's get going to Roswaal's mansion then, before I fight with Julius, I'll have to know if that clown and Ram are really on his side. The less obstacles between me and his throat, the better"
Subaru, Garfiel, Otto, and Beako then hold hands together and begin skipping to Roswaal's mansion
Authors note: the Samsung S10 will become important in the ending