It was the first day of high school for Midoriya at UA. He entered his classroom and saw Tsyu Asui, Katsuki Bakugo, Minoru Mineta, Kyoka Jiro, Shoto Todoroki, Ibara Shiozaki, Kinoko Komori, Yui Kodai, Yosetsu Awase, Hitoshi Shinso, Toru Hagakure, Mirio Togata, Setsuna Tokage, and mei Hatsume. He took a seat next to a window when Bakugo saw him. 'How the fuck did you get into U.A. you quirkless freak. And where is everyone else?" He said. Just then Ersaerhead entered the classroom normally because he was slightly depressed because he had to miss his favorite sitcom due to being held captive by the Japanese goverment. "There was never a school shooting at the entrance exam. No one has ever died at U.A. you are definitely not the only ones left alive who applied to U.A. Anyone who says or tells you otherwise is a villain and should be reported to the government immediately. Also All Might's been on vacation this entire time and is definitely not dead." he said with the evuascism of a man who was dragged out of bed by the Public Security Intelligence Agency at three a.m. and told to repeat what he just said over and over again for three days straight with a gun at the back of his head.

"But sensei Aizawa, I am supposed to be in the third year class." said Mirio. "Just get your gym uniforms and meet me outside or else." said Eraser Head. They then all went outside even though they could hear the thousands of protesters outside protesting the government do to there missing kids, All Might haven't been seen in months, food shortages, and the fact that the government has been shooting protesters and killing people who ask questions about anything just mentioned online for the past several months resulting in mass graves in the hundreds. The students began to do the quirk test that they did in the anime and manga. They all passed even Midoriya who was too afraid to use his quirk because Aizawa was told by the government that if he expelled anyone he would be brutally cut open with a potato peeler in public as an example. Everyone then went to eat lunch in the cafeteria except Midoriya and Asui because they ate in the classroom because the cafeteria still had blood from the shooting.

Midoriya was eating a half sandwich made of white bread, turkey, tomato slices, lettuce, cheese, sliced olives, mustard and flies, a apple, a can of vintage 2048 cheddar pringles, and a glass of Belarusian Pepsi because he didn't have money for a lunch because he was still homeless so Asui shared hers with him.

"Midoriya, what makes a sandwich a sandwich?" Tsyu asked after taking a sip of the Belarusian Pepsi. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well a sandwich could be anything from raw ground beef in between two slices of moldy white bread to two slices of named brand white bread with packaged meat slices, sliced cheese, and several slices of vegitables. But does fruit event count if your making a sandwich? Because tomatoes are a fruit and there on sandwiches, but apples and bananas don't go on sandwiches. And can you put sandwiches in sandwiches? Would it even be a sandwich, and if so how many could you put in between each other before it no longer becomes a sandwich? Also, can the sandwich have living humans in it? What about dead fish or living bees? What if you remove one of the bread slices or use dough? What if you wanted to use cooked vegetables or pet food? WHAT MAKES A SANDWICH A SANDWICH!" said Tysu, who was about to have a mental breakdown over what qualifies as a sandwich. They both sat there for 30 seconds while trying to ignore the sounds of civilians who were being shot by the heros and police outside because the government decided to kill anyone who was outside their house for anyresson. "You know you could just ask the guys at Subways." Said a man dressed in black wearing hands on his arms with light blue hair who was eating the principal Nezu who was dead raw and carrying a sack with flash drives and documents and exactly 1.5 pounds of the finest crack from Moscow that was sitting in the school safe. "Ok." they both said.

[Arthurs Note]
Just got done with this chapter. Next time they are going to subways.