Elmo's Gone Crazy
(Elmo's World theme song fading in the background.)
Elmo: Hello everybody and welcome to Elmo's World! Today we will be learning about Psychology (evil laugh) and self-mutilation. I don't know what you're talking about Dorothy; I'm not crazy.I'm just different. Today Our first guest will be Johnny the Homicidal Maniac!
Johnny: Hello, Elmo. I love you show. I especially love contemplating your DEATH!
Elmo: Well that sure is wacky.
Johnny: What did you say?! (stabs Elmo like crazy.)
Elmo: Wow that sure did hurt. So why do they call you a homicidal maniac.
Johnny: Because I kill people you retard!
Elmo: What did you call me?!
Johnny: I called you a retard. You got a problem with it?
Elmo: (His head spinning around like the exorcist) Elmo doesn't like the word retard. Elmo's gonna kill you.
Johnny: (suddenly dressed like Michael Jackson) Just beat it, beat it, I told you niggas to beat it...(now doing the moonwalk)
a/n: I hope you like it there will be more to come! Byez!
(Elmo's World theme song fading in the background.)
Elmo: Hello everybody and welcome to Elmo's World! Today we will be learning about Psychology (evil laugh) and self-mutilation. I don't know what you're talking about Dorothy; I'm not crazy.I'm just different. Today Our first guest will be Johnny the Homicidal Maniac!
Johnny: Hello, Elmo. I love you show. I especially love contemplating your DEATH!
Elmo: Well that sure is wacky.
Johnny: What did you say?! (stabs Elmo like crazy.)
Elmo: Wow that sure did hurt. So why do they call you a homicidal maniac.
Johnny: Because I kill people you retard!
Elmo: What did you call me?!
Johnny: I called you a retard. You got a problem with it?
Elmo: (His head spinning around like the exorcist) Elmo doesn't like the word retard. Elmo's gonna kill you.
Johnny: (suddenly dressed like Michael Jackson) Just beat it, beat it, I told you niggas to beat it...(now doing the moonwalk)
a/n: I hope you like it there will be more to come! Byez!