a/n: When we last left off Johnny and Elmo were at each others necks. Please tune in to see what happens next.

Elmo: (Now vomiting green stuff) Oscar! Where did you come from?

Oscar: Didn't we already discuss that? Well, the mommy monster and the daddy monster get "jiggy with it" and then the daddy monster get happy and excrete something that looks like a microscopic tadpole-

Elmo: Okay, I got that part, but how did you get to my set?

Oscar: Oh I'm what you threw up.

Johnny&Elmo: Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! That's gross. Hey stop saying things when I say them! No, you stop. (Suddenly Gandhi appears)

Gandhi: Increase the peace and Silence the violence! Before I have to kick both of your guys' butts!!!!

Elmo: (being melodramatic) that's it I can't take this emotional abuse anymore I'm leaving.



Three Months Later...

Elmo: (eating Millanos cookies in a "pimp" robe.) Hello and welcome to Muppets Corner. If you're wondering where I've been for the last three months I've been in rehab, because on the last episode of Elmo's World I went into a big shame spiral and when I left the set I got hit by a speeding bread truck. Oh great now I'm out of cookies! (suddenly cookie monster appears out of nowhere).

Cookie Monster: Did somebody say cookie? (clearing throat on the verge of a song) C is for cookie it's good enough for -

Elmo: (strangling the life out of cookie monster) Die you evil blue thing, DIE!!!!!!! Well, anyways today we will be talking about the "Thug Life". Thugs are wonderful people who sell and do drugs, some of them also live on the streets. Thugs are very happy people who have multiple girlfriends like my multiple personalities. Now we will talk about the many uses of Sporks.

a/n I know it's a little wierd but you have to admit it's funny.