Elmo: Our first guests today are the Big Pink Emus! We may need an
interpreter. So emus what do you do with sporks?
Emus: (speaking gibberish)
Interpreter: We chop off peoples heads. And now we're going to kill you, Elmo.
Elmo: Okay our next guest is Johnny. So Johnny what do you do with sporks?
Johnny: I scrape out women's' internal organs and then eat them with the same spork.
Elmo: Okay, now for our musical guest Tina Turner!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tina: "What's love got to do-
Johnny: Die you evil wench, that's you got beat up by Ike; because you CAN'T SING!!!!!!!! Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(deep breath)oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! What have I done? I never got to here the end of the song. ((((
Elmo: I spent a lot of money trying to get her here! Now you have to perform for us!
Johnny: (Singing a protest song) I shall not I shall not perform.(you get the point)
Elmo: Alrigthy then, Now we will be talking about The Osborne's. They are very different people. Poor Aimee she's all alone in the world. I am going to call them to seem what they're up to. (Elmo dials the number and just keeps ringing.)
Producer: So did you get a hold of them, Elmo?
Elmo: No, It just kept ringing and ringing (dazed glary look in eyes) and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing(eyes very glassy now) and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing..........(Producer hits him with a 2 x 4) @ ___@ Thanx dude I needed that.
Producer: Ain't no thang but a chicken wang. Elmo, I quit. I got 2 kids that I never spend time with. bye!
Elmo: (once again being melodramatic) fine I don't need you I don't need anybody but Dorothy!!!!
Emus: (speaking gibberish)
Interpreter: We chop off peoples heads. And now we're going to kill you, Elmo.
Elmo: Okay our next guest is Johnny. So Johnny what do you do with sporks?
Johnny: I scrape out women's' internal organs and then eat them with the same spork.
Elmo: Okay, now for our musical guest Tina Turner!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tina: "What's love got to do-
Johnny: Die you evil wench, that's you got beat up by Ike; because you CAN'T SING!!!!!!!! Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(deep breath)oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! What have I done? I never got to here the end of the song. ((((
Elmo: I spent a lot of money trying to get her here! Now you have to perform for us!
Johnny: (Singing a protest song) I shall not I shall not perform.(you get the point)
Elmo: Alrigthy then, Now we will be talking about The Osborne's. They are very different people. Poor Aimee she's all alone in the world. I am going to call them to seem what they're up to. (Elmo dials the number and just keeps ringing.)
Producer: So did you get a hold of them, Elmo?
Elmo: No, It just kept ringing and ringing (dazed glary look in eyes) and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing(eyes very glassy now) and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing..........(Producer hits him with a 2 x 4) @ ___@ Thanx dude I needed that.
Producer: Ain't no thang but a chicken wang. Elmo, I quit. I got 2 kids that I never spend time with. bye!
Elmo: (once again being melodramatic) fine I don't need you I don't need anybody but Dorothy!!!!