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A/N: I guess this takes place in an Alternate Universe or something. Everything follows the show except the facts about Jess' dad. Jess and Rory are still together, etc. Also I made up a character in this story -LuLu Banks- not really important I just needed a name she has no lines or anything. She is related to Jess' dad's past. You'll see what I'm talking about later. Read on.
Jess, I Am Your Father
Jess turned around. No! It can't be. My father is...KIRK!
Kirk exclaimed (well, as much as Kirk could get excited about anything), "Jess I am your father!" Suddenly Jess was engulfed in the arms of Kirk. Jess looked pleadingly at Rory.
"Someone actually had sex with Kirk," Rory whispered to Lorelai.
"GROSS!" The said simultaneously.
"Hey, Ror. Know how you used to tease me because Kirk liked me?" Lorelai grinned her sneaky, evil, happy grin.
"Oh no, don't even start."
"You're dating the offspring of Kirk!" Lorelai sang in a taunting manner while dancing around and pointing at Rory.
Kirk finally let go of Jess. "You know this does make sense. You do have my stunning good looks and my way with the ladies. And I was quite the rebel in my day."
"Letting your mom's cat out of the house when she tells you not to doesn't exactly make you rebellious, Kirk." Luke stepped from around the counter still stunned by the news.
"Hey, if you knew how she is you'd consider it rebellious too. Mother can be quite scary," Kirk replied in his own defense.
"Well, this was a nice little charade, but I'm not believing it until there are some DNA tests to prove it. I mean extensive testing. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to go figure out what you owe me for child support." Jess stormed out of the diner.
"I'm gonna go check on Jess," said Rory.
"Ya know, if you and Jess get married Kirk will be your father-in-law." Lorelai said taunting Rory once again.
"True," she agreed, "but you're going to be the one he tries to get all liqoured up during family functions."
"Can you picture Kirk at our family functions? Scary. Well, see you at the house."
"OK. Bye Mom." Rory ran out the door after Jess. She went to the one spot she knew he would be at. It was their spot. The bridge.
Back in the diner Lorelai walked up to Luke who was busying himself behind the counter. "So, Kirk could have been your brother-in-law if he and Liz had gotten married."
"This isn't the time to be funny Lorelai. I can't believe my sister... and... Kirk. That's just disgusting. Almost as bad as if it were Taylor. She must have been really mess up, that's all I can figure out."
"Actually, we were in love." Liz sat down at the counter. " I kept it secret. I would have married him too- had it not been for his evil mother and her evil cat. They both hated me and they plotted to rid me from his life for good."
"Yes, you've got to watch out for those evil cats. I hear they're trying to take over the world," Lorelai joked.
"Mock all you want but they were evil. They tore up his trophy from the dance marathon that year. They told Kirk I came in and did it because I was infuriated because he danced with LuLu Banks- the prettiest girl from school. Which I was upset about it, but I never would have ruined his trophy. So Kirk broke up with me. I was crushed. He loved that trophy. Stupid cat."
"So Kirk actually gets a girlfriend and breaks up with her because of the trophy, I mean I knew that trophy meant a lot to him but my goodness." Lorelai rambled.
Meanwhile, Rory had finally caught up with Jess.
"So..."
"So..."
"Well, at least now you know," she said softly as she sat down next to him and reached for his hand.
" Yeah, but Kirk. Come on now Ror. You know that can't be possible. It's so pathetic to think that my mom doesn't even know which guy she slept with is my dad. Did she just put their names in a hat and randomly draw one out? 'Oh, looks like Kirk wins. He can be Jess' dad.' I am nothing like him. I don't look or act like him."
"Maybe you just REALLY take after your mom," she offered. "Look there is no use in getting all upset. We'll just have to wait til the test results are in. It will all be OK regardless. I promise." She leaned over and kissed him.
"Thanks. For everything. I don't know sometimes what I'd do with out you."
"Oh, you'd manage somehow." She smiled at him.
"But I'm glad I don't have to." He kissed her knowing he truly did love her. And if Kirk was his dad he hoped it would not change things between them. Together they headed back to town waiting for the answers that could not come soon enough.
A/N: Stay tuned. Is Kirk really Jess' dad? I haven't yet decided, guess you'll just have to wait and see. I'll post more once inspiration strikes. Peace. hc
A/N: I guess this takes place in an Alternate Universe or something. Everything follows the show except the facts about Jess' dad. Jess and Rory are still together, etc. Also I made up a character in this story -LuLu Banks- not really important I just needed a name she has no lines or anything. She is related to Jess' dad's past. You'll see what I'm talking about later. Read on.
Jess, I Am Your Father
Jess turned around. No! It can't be. My father is...KIRK!
Kirk exclaimed (well, as much as Kirk could get excited about anything), "Jess I am your father!" Suddenly Jess was engulfed in the arms of Kirk. Jess looked pleadingly at Rory.
"Someone actually had sex with Kirk," Rory whispered to Lorelai.
"GROSS!" The said simultaneously.
"Hey, Ror. Know how you used to tease me because Kirk liked me?" Lorelai grinned her sneaky, evil, happy grin.
"Oh no, don't even start."
"You're dating the offspring of Kirk!" Lorelai sang in a taunting manner while dancing around and pointing at Rory.
Kirk finally let go of Jess. "You know this does make sense. You do have my stunning good looks and my way with the ladies. And I was quite the rebel in my day."
"Letting your mom's cat out of the house when she tells you not to doesn't exactly make you rebellious, Kirk." Luke stepped from around the counter still stunned by the news.
"Hey, if you knew how she is you'd consider it rebellious too. Mother can be quite scary," Kirk replied in his own defense.
"Well, this was a nice little charade, but I'm not believing it until there are some DNA tests to prove it. I mean extensive testing. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to go figure out what you owe me for child support." Jess stormed out of the diner.
"I'm gonna go check on Jess," said Rory.
"Ya know, if you and Jess get married Kirk will be your father-in-law." Lorelai said taunting Rory once again.
"True," she agreed, "but you're going to be the one he tries to get all liqoured up during family functions."
"Can you picture Kirk at our family functions? Scary. Well, see you at the house."
"OK. Bye Mom." Rory ran out the door after Jess. She went to the one spot she knew he would be at. It was their spot. The bridge.
Back in the diner Lorelai walked up to Luke who was busying himself behind the counter. "So, Kirk could have been your brother-in-law if he and Liz had gotten married."
"This isn't the time to be funny Lorelai. I can't believe my sister... and... Kirk. That's just disgusting. Almost as bad as if it were Taylor. She must have been really mess up, that's all I can figure out."
"Actually, we were in love." Liz sat down at the counter. " I kept it secret. I would have married him too- had it not been for his evil mother and her evil cat. They both hated me and they plotted to rid me from his life for good."
"Yes, you've got to watch out for those evil cats. I hear they're trying to take over the world," Lorelai joked.
"Mock all you want but they were evil. They tore up his trophy from the dance marathon that year. They told Kirk I came in and did it because I was infuriated because he danced with LuLu Banks- the prettiest girl from school. Which I was upset about it, but I never would have ruined his trophy. So Kirk broke up with me. I was crushed. He loved that trophy. Stupid cat."
"So Kirk actually gets a girlfriend and breaks up with her because of the trophy, I mean I knew that trophy meant a lot to him but my goodness." Lorelai rambled.
Meanwhile, Rory had finally caught up with Jess.
"So..."
"So..."
"Well, at least now you know," she said softly as she sat down next to him and reached for his hand.
" Yeah, but Kirk. Come on now Ror. You know that can't be possible. It's so pathetic to think that my mom doesn't even know which guy she slept with is my dad. Did she just put their names in a hat and randomly draw one out? 'Oh, looks like Kirk wins. He can be Jess' dad.' I am nothing like him. I don't look or act like him."
"Maybe you just REALLY take after your mom," she offered. "Look there is no use in getting all upset. We'll just have to wait til the test results are in. It will all be OK regardless. I promise." She leaned over and kissed him.
"Thanks. For everything. I don't know sometimes what I'd do with out you."
"Oh, you'd manage somehow." She smiled at him.
"But I'm glad I don't have to." He kissed her knowing he truly did love her. And if Kirk was his dad he hoped it would not change things between them. Together they headed back to town waiting for the answers that could not come soon enough.
A/N: Stay tuned. Is Kirk really Jess' dad? I haven't yet decided, guess you'll just have to wait and see. I'll post more once inspiration strikes. Peace. hc