Invader Zim Holiday Special 105 a/b: A Very Terrible Turkey Day
Written by Dither with suggestions from Kestelia, Lady Random, and Gaz1308
A/N: Last scene was pretty short, considering I had most of the day to write it, I slacked off big time. This chapter is more promising, I ... uh ... promise.
Scene 2
Fade In
We see GIR and Zim in the base. Zim is holding a turkey upside down by its legs and GIR is crying
Zim: So, eh? This is eh, turkey?
GIR: Don't hurt himmmmm! He's ma freeeyend! Whimpers
Zim: I've told you before not to bring any earth-thingies into the house! This is a lesson you MUST learn.
Turkey pecks at Zim's squeedilyspooch
Zim: Wark! Organs! Drops turkey and clutches self, doubled in agony
GIR: Yay! Go mister turkey! Run and be free!
Turkey runs around the living room, trashing things
Zim: It's a spy! Base!
Base: Huh?
Zim: Base! Remove the intruder! Immediately!
Base: Uh, ... ok-ay.
Conduit comes from ceiling and opens a window. Conduit then waves turkey in direction of the window and closes window behind turkey after it escapes
Base: There you go little guy. Awwwww. Wasn't it cute?
GIR: Base! You're ... you're ... screws his face up in anguish ... meeeeeeeeeean!!
GIR leaps at the window and smashes through it
Base: Aw, GIR, waaaaaaiiit! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
GIR is running after turkey
Base: Calling out Wait! Wait! Wait!
GIR is running after turkey
Base: Calling out Wait!
GIR is totally out of earshot
Zim: You've done the right thing, Base.
Base: Sniff But, GIR...
Zim: Zim will return his robot slave! He IS my responsibility, after all. BASE! Disguise!
The Base pauses for a moment. There is a big whirring of machinery, and the base extends a pair of conduits that drop a pilgrim costume over Zim
Base: Happy Turkey Day!!
Zim: Base! I don't have TIME for this! Is the disguise sufficient to fool the human stink?
Base: Mm-hmm.
Zim: RRrrRR ... VERY well. Puts in human-eye contacts Oww, I hate these lenses. Okay! Here I go!
Zim marches out the front door proudly
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View changes to lounge of Tallest. The Tallest are ... lounging
Purple is chugging an Irken soda, Red is eating what looks like curly fries but they're too big ... and green ... and covered in pink sauce
Purple: slurp Ahhh... slurp ahhh... slurp ahhh... slurp ahhh...
Warning: Don't try this at home kids
Red: Quietly Quit it.
Purple: Hmm? What was that? slurp Ahhh... slurp ahhh... slurp ahhh... slurp ahhh...
Camera shows front of Red's face. With each 'slurp' and 'ahhh' Red's eye twitches more...
Red: Quit it!
Purple: I can't hear youuu! slurp Ahhh... slurp ahhh... slurp ahhh... slurp ahhh...
Red throws his head back in disgust
Red: AHHH! Will you cut that out already?!
Purple: Cut WHAT out?
Red: That stupid soda-y ... suck-y ... thing. And the 'ahhh' that ... thing. Stop THAT.
Purple: Well, you know what you have to do to get me to stop.
Purple grins at Red, thoroughly enjoying himself
Red: No! But ... no. NO! I ... just ... got them.
Purple: slurp Ahhh...
Red: AHH! Okay. Fine. Here you go.
Red hands over a bag of the weird gummy worms he's been eating
Purple: Woohoo! Sweet and Sour Gummi Smeets!
Purple shoves a handful in his mouth and chews noisily
Red: Staring at him Pig...
Purple: slurp Ahhh...
Red: Quit it!
Red is ready to tackle Purple when a voice comes from one of the moniters
Voice: Sirs! Er. There is. Er. A message from. Er. Invader Larb. Er. Sirs! He says. Er. He has conquered. Er. The planet. Er. Vort, and is. Er. Ready for the. Er. Armada!
Purple: Yay!
Purple throws arms up in victory and smacks Red on accident
Red: Eeow!
Purple: Examining Red on the floor Aren't you happy?
Red: stands up and brushes himself off Ummm... yes! That's great! Set course for, ummm...
Purple: ...Vort!
Voice: Um, but Sirs, we were en route to pick up more snacks at Liquorstoria...
Red: Hmmm... it is a tough decision, but...
Purple: To Liquorstoria! Wooo!
Voice: I see, Sirs, I'll notify Invader Larb of your command.
Communication ends, Voice goes away
Red: It's not like an extra day or two will matter? It's not like he can be overthrown while we take a detour for snacks, can he?
Purple: Right.
Red and Purple return to their original lounging positions
Purple: Hey! Where are my Gummi Smeets?!
Red: I don't know.
Camera pushes out of Tallest Lounge, outside the Massive
Purple: slurp Ahhh...
Fly by of the Armada, en route to Liquorstoria
Red: Quit it!
Fade out
End of Scene 2
A/N: Woohoohoo!! Anyway, yes. Read and review, sil vous plait, and I will begin work on the next scene right away. If all goes well, expect a Christmas Special from me also! No one forget, Invader Zim's Most Horrible Christmas Ever is on Tuesday, December 10th, on Nickelodeon! Nickelodeon will show it or suffer Hideous Screaming Pain!
Please, also read my other fics, as they are just as worthy of your praise as this one is. ^.^ Mm-hmm.
Written by Dither with suggestions from Kestelia, Lady Random, and Gaz1308
A/N: Last scene was pretty short, considering I had most of the day to write it, I slacked off big time. This chapter is more promising, I ... uh ... promise.
Scene 2
Fade In
We see GIR and Zim in the base. Zim is holding a turkey upside down by its legs and GIR is crying
Zim: So, eh? This is eh, turkey?
GIR: Don't hurt himmmmm! He's ma freeeyend! Whimpers
Zim: I've told you before not to bring any earth-thingies into the house! This is a lesson you MUST learn.
Turkey pecks at Zim's squeedilyspooch
Zim: Wark! Organs! Drops turkey and clutches self, doubled in agony
GIR: Yay! Go mister turkey! Run and be free!
Turkey runs around the living room, trashing things
Zim: It's a spy! Base!
Base: Huh?
Zim: Base! Remove the intruder! Immediately!
Base: Uh, ... ok-ay.
Conduit comes from ceiling and opens a window. Conduit then waves turkey in direction of the window and closes window behind turkey after it escapes
Base: There you go little guy. Awwwww. Wasn't it cute?
GIR: Base! You're ... you're ... screws his face up in anguish ... meeeeeeeeeean!!
GIR leaps at the window and smashes through it
Base: Aw, GIR, waaaaaaiiit! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
GIR is running after turkey
Base: Calling out Wait! Wait! Wait!
GIR is running after turkey
Base: Calling out Wait!
GIR is totally out of earshot
Zim: You've done the right thing, Base.
Base: Sniff But, GIR...
Zim: Zim will return his robot slave! He IS my responsibility, after all. BASE! Disguise!
The Base pauses for a moment. There is a big whirring of machinery, and the base extends a pair of conduits that drop a pilgrim costume over Zim
Base: Happy Turkey Day!!
Zim: Base! I don't have TIME for this! Is the disguise sufficient to fool the human stink?
Base: Mm-hmm.
Zim: RRrrRR ... VERY well. Puts in human-eye contacts Oww, I hate these lenses. Okay! Here I go!
Zim marches out the front door proudly
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
View changes to lounge of Tallest. The Tallest are ... lounging
Purple is chugging an Irken soda, Red is eating what looks like curly fries but they're too big ... and green ... and covered in pink sauce
Purple: slurp Ahhh... slurp ahhh... slurp ahhh... slurp ahhh...
Warning: Don't try this at home kids
Red: Quietly Quit it.
Purple: Hmm? What was that? slurp Ahhh... slurp ahhh... slurp ahhh... slurp ahhh...
Camera shows front of Red's face. With each 'slurp' and 'ahhh' Red's eye twitches more...
Red: Quit it!
Purple: I can't hear youuu! slurp Ahhh... slurp ahhh... slurp ahhh... slurp ahhh...
Red throws his head back in disgust
Red: AHHH! Will you cut that out already?!
Purple: Cut WHAT out?
Red: That stupid soda-y ... suck-y ... thing. And the 'ahhh' that ... thing. Stop THAT.
Purple: Well, you know what you have to do to get me to stop.
Purple grins at Red, thoroughly enjoying himself
Red: No! But ... no. NO! I ... just ... got them.
Purple: slurp Ahhh...
Red: AHH! Okay. Fine. Here you go.
Red hands over a bag of the weird gummy worms he's been eating
Purple: Woohoo! Sweet and Sour Gummi Smeets!
Purple shoves a handful in his mouth and chews noisily
Red: Staring at him Pig...
Purple: slurp Ahhh...
Red: Quit it!
Red is ready to tackle Purple when a voice comes from one of the moniters
Voice: Sirs! Er. There is. Er. A message from. Er. Invader Larb. Er. Sirs! He says. Er. He has conquered. Er. The planet. Er. Vort, and is. Er. Ready for the. Er. Armada!
Purple: Yay!
Purple throws arms up in victory and smacks Red on accident
Red: Eeow!
Purple: Examining Red on the floor Aren't you happy?
Red: stands up and brushes himself off Ummm... yes! That's great! Set course for, ummm...
Purple: ...Vort!
Voice: Um, but Sirs, we were en route to pick up more snacks at Liquorstoria...
Red: Hmmm... it is a tough decision, but...
Purple: To Liquorstoria! Wooo!
Voice: I see, Sirs, I'll notify Invader Larb of your command.
Communication ends, Voice goes away
Red: It's not like an extra day or two will matter? It's not like he can be overthrown while we take a detour for snacks, can he?
Purple: Right.
Red and Purple return to their original lounging positions
Purple: Hey! Where are my Gummi Smeets?!
Red: I don't know.
Camera pushes out of Tallest Lounge, outside the Massive
Purple: slurp Ahhh...
Fly by of the Armada, en route to Liquorstoria
Red: Quit it!
Fade out
End of Scene 2
A/N: Woohoohoo!! Anyway, yes. Read and review, sil vous plait, and I will begin work on the next scene right away. If all goes well, expect a Christmas Special from me also! No one forget, Invader Zim's Most Horrible Christmas Ever is on Tuesday, December 10th, on Nickelodeon! Nickelodeon will show it or suffer Hideous Screaming Pain!
Please, also read my other fics, as they are just as worthy of your praise as this one is. ^.^ Mm-hmm.