Invader Zim Holiday Special 105 a/b: A Very Terrible Turkey Day

Written by Dither with suggestions from Kestelia, Lady Random, and Gaz1308

A/N: Sorry if you've had to put up with my complaining about not getting many reviews. Since I review NEARLY EVERY story I read. I have a hard time not taking it personally when people who read don't review.

Scene 3



Fade In

Scene opens at Skool, in a horribly run-down auditorium. There are parents and older siblings and the like sitting in broken-down chairs

Camera pans over the audience, and a number of chairs break as the camera pans by

Focus is on stage now, where a few members of Ms. Bitters' klass are standing, in their Thanksgiving outfits

In the foreground is Melvin, dressed as a pilgrim, with Sara, who is dressed as a native American

Melvin: Overdramatically Oh no! Winter! Has come! We have! No food! No shelter! Whatever shall! We do!

Gretchen comes on stage, dressed as another pilgrim. She is visibly shaking

Sara: Bored Do not worry ... pilgrim. We will give you food. An offering of she raises her hands over her head dramatically, and then drops them our friendship.

Rob, dressed as a native American, pushes Chunk, dressed as a turkey, out onto the stage

The group of them stare at each other. The room is totally silent

Camera cuts to the audience. They are all staring. Some make sniffing noises, coughing, and a monkey screech is heard

Camera cuts back onto stage. Keef leaps onto the stage, in no costume

Keef: Ecstatic And we can all be bestest friends forever! Grabs an armful of the group

The audience "aw's"

The group walks OS, and on comes Dib, in no costume

Dib: And so the pilgrims-

A random person in the audience yells and there's a crash

Dib: And so the-

Somebody in the audience yells "Your head's big!"

Dib: My head's not big!

The audience is totally silent, and Dib gasps in horror. All eyes are fixed on him, and he is paralyzed

Dib: And so the ... and so the ... the ... pilgrims ... and ... and...

A course whisper from the side of the stage says 'the native Americans'

Dib: And the native Atlantians ... I mean ... Native Americans ... uhhhhh...

Camera zoom in on the audience. They are staring at Dib's head

Cut to close-up on Dib. He is sweating a lot, and his lip is trembling

Camera pans over audience. Some are picking their noses, others coughing, some make funny faces, others growl. More squeaking and monkey sounds can be heard

Cut to close-up on Dib. He is obviously very scared

Dib: ... and ... the pilgrims . and native Atlantians ... gave each other ... um ... stuff. And they gave um ... thanks, y'know? And it was good. So. Yeah.

Dib drops the microphone and flees

The audience gives him a disgruntled applause as he exits

Fade out

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Fade in on a shadowed, hunched-over figure. It is watching a number of security monitors

The figure watches Dib as he flees from the stage

??????: Shaking its head The poor doomed child.

The camera goes on a diagonal as a minor alarm goes off, and the screen splits, showing the alarm and the figure's eyes

??????: Computer! On screen! Show the intruder!

Screen pops up, showing a small green dog running down the hall, ricocheting off the walls

??????: In thought Send out the Meanies, and drive the little doggy away. Maniacally, to self Can't have anyone wandering about on kampus after hours, now CAN we?

Camera cuts to behind the figure, which is silhouetted against the bright monitors

The figure's shape contorts as it laughs. Evil laughter.

Camera cuts to a point farther back, so more of the room is visible. Evil laughter continues

Camera passes through the doorway, and the door slams behind the camera. The laughter stops

?????? (OS): Wha- the door? Wow, that was ... spooky. shivers Brrrrrrr.

Camera starts to pan back from the door as the laughter picks up again, and the room looks like an ordinary closet from the outside

Fade out - laughter continues



End of Scene 3

A/N: There were a bunch of irritating errors when I looked this scene over. I fixed the ones I could find, but if there are some I missed, mention them in a review (:P) or e-mail me, please.