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1 Chapter 5

Halimath 4th, 1384 (Shire reckoning)

Hi readers!

I made a friend/enemy today! Her name's Kairrah Starfire, I met her during water sports on Elenya, and we ate breakfast together today. She's in class F:a. She stood up for me this morning when Gimly and Lar were calling me names again, not that I needed help, of course, I could have easily handled them myself, but it's the gesture that counts. I almost made them fall over, face first in their breakfast, but Kiarrah got there first. Anyway, the dwarves had their share of angry Elf for today.

Our first lunch break was pretty dull, I sat and talked with Kiarrah for a while, and hung around with Éomer and Faramir outside. We practised our Quenya, and had fun doing that. I already told you about my Quenya classes back in the Shire, didn't I? Well, I thought them a few nice insults they could use, like "Amin delotha lle" what means "I hate you" in Quenya, and "Lasta lalaithamin" which means something like "listen to my laughter" in Quenya. With still about 10 minutes left, I laid down on the grass, just like yesterday. The sky was sky blue (DUH!) with hardly any clouds, except the occasional cloud that drifted by. I actually fell asleep, as far as Elves sleep, that is. I dreamt of the Shire, and my parents, and Brent and stuff.

'Time to wake up Endy.' Someone whispered in my ear.

'I don't want to go to school mum.' I mumbled.

'You're already on school.' Faramir said. I opened my eyes.

'Oh no…' I said. 'What's our next class?'

'Maths in room 6, and after that, Quenya in room 3.'

I yawned. 'Let's get going.'

Faramir jumped up. 'I still have to get my stuff!' he said.

'Oh, I think I'll walk directly to class, I'm too tired to walk there and back again.'

'Okay, see you in class Endy!'

'See you in 5, boys!'

'Bye!' Faramir and Éomer said.

I walked across the lawn towards room 6. To my left, I could see the building in which my room was. To my front right I could see the classrooms. Class 6 was on the other side of the building. I entered the building. I still had about 2 minutes till class. As I stood there, I could see people walk in and out of the building, and in and out of their classrooms. Someone nudged my shoulder. I slightly turned around.

'You're blocking the doorway.'

'Oh, I'm sorry.' I said. 'Hey Legolas?' Legolas walked on. He just completely ignored me! 'Fine! Be like that! I don't care! I'm better of without your annoying company!' I shouted down the hallway. He turned around and glared at me. It looked like he was about to open his mouth to say something, but he didn't.

"I'm not going to make up with him." I thought. "I'll just leave him alone, let's see if he'll survive."

I walked into our classroom and sat down in my chair. Legolas sat down next to me. I wanted to say hi, but I didn't. I turned my back to him, and he turned his back to me. That's how was sat, every class, for the rest of the day. During the next lunch break, after Quenya class, everybody found out about me and Legolas, ignoring each other. Well, as far as I'm concerned, that doesn't change anything. I'm still going to ignore him.

'Don't you think you're being a bit mean to him?' Éowyn asked me.

'No. Besides, I'm doing exactly what he wants me to do, he told me to never say anything to me again, so he brought this on himself.'

'But still…'

'What? If he wants to talk to me, he knows I'm here, but he'll have to be the one who starts talking, because I'm not going to.'

'Don't you think that's a childish way of dealing with each other?'

'Soot's him well.'

'But…'

'Can we talk about something else now? This subject is boring.'

So where my classes. Music/Art was okay, Celebrían's nice. I found out that she's Arwen s mom, just like Elrond is her dad. Oh, and the mom of Arwen's brothers, of course. I still have to ask Arwen what their names are. After class, we still had about an hour until dinner. Faramir, Boromir, Éomer, Éowyn, Estel, Arwen, her brothers, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Himath, Mimosa and I went to the gardens. I was beautiful weather, and was pretty warm for the time of the year. We sat on the lawn, just like Faramir, Éomer and I quite often do. I laid down on the grass. Soon, most of the others followed my lead. We decided to call this place "our spot" and we would hang here every break. Faramir, Éomer and I talked for a while, heads next to each other and our feet facing three opposite directions. Well, not completely opposite, but you get my point.

'Hey Merry, do you see what is see?' Pippin cheered.

'What?' Merry said.

'Look at that.'

'At what?'

'Mushrooms!' Frodo shouted and he ran towards them.

'Hey! Keep you hands off my mushrooms!' Pippin yelled.

'Mushrooms? Where?' Merry said.

'Over there Merry.' Estel said.

'Is it true? Are they really mushrooms, or is Pippin just seeing things?'

'They look like real mushrooms to me.'

'Hey! Save me some mushrooms!' Merry shouted as he ran over to the other Hobbits.

'What's with the shrooms?' Éomer asked me.

'They're addicted to them.' I said.

'O, are they that good?'

'The ones in the Shire are, I don't know about these ones.'

'Hey Endy!' Pippin shouted at me. 'You should try some before we eat them all!'

'I'll be right over!' I shouted back. Lazily, I got up and walked over to the mushrooms.

'Here, have this one.' Pippin said.

'Thanx Pip.' I said as I took a bite of the mushroom. 'These are good!'

'I know.'

'What do they taste like?' Éomer had walked over to us.

'I can't explain, just have I bite.' I said and I handed him a mushroom. Éomer took a bite.

'Yech! This is awful!' Éomer yelled. 'How can you enjoy this shit?'

I took a look at his mushroom.

'I see your problem, you're not supposed to eat the bottom, only the hood!' I said as I took the hood of the mushroom. 'Here, eat this.' Carefully, Éomer took a bite.

'Hmm, this tastes good!' he said. 'Hey Faramir, I'm sure you'd like this too!' As I turned around, I saw that everybody had already left.

'What time is it?' I asked Frodo. He looked at the sun.

'Around 6:45, I think.'

'Dinnertime!' I cheered. 'FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!!'

They all laughed at me.

'What?' I said. 'I'm hungry okay?'

We walked over to our mess.

'Hey! The table's green!' Pippin cheered. Come to think of it, they were, or was it just me? The mushrooms must have some kind of side effect.

'They're not green.' Éomer said. 'They're only slightly green.' Éomer only had one bite of mushroom, I had two mushrooms… then again, the tables looked pretty green to me… -Mental note: don't eat to many mushrooms! – I sat down at our table. Everybody was there.

'Hey Endy, do the tables look red to you too?' Pippin asked me.

'Well Pip, I think they look pretty green actually.'

'The whole world is covered with flowers…' Pippin said. Something was definitely wrong with those mushrooms… I have to remember that next time I try to eat those mushrooms… I tried to eat my dinner, but the food seemed to move around on my plate… Man, I was really hungry…

'You could try stabbing you food.' I looked up.

'Hey Legolas, did you paint your hair?'

'No…'

'Oh, must be me then.' Legolas looked at me like I'm crazy.

'Hey, I wanted to apologize about the way I acted yesterday.'

'That's okay.' I said. 'Can you help, I don't seem to be able to stab my food…'

'What happened to you?'

'Oh, nothing really.'

'There must be something, you don't look to good.'

'Well, Pippin ate moor shrooms.'

'More what?'

'Shrooms.'

'What's a shroom?'

'A mushroom, dummy.'

'Mushroom? Where did you get those?'

'They grow outside, in the lawn.' I said as I tried to stab my food. I actually succeeded this time, but when I tried to put it in my mouth, I missed.

'You ate the mushrooms?'

'Yeah, why not?'

'Because they're not normal mushrooms!

'You sure got that right!' I laughed. 'Look at Merry and Pippin!'

We looked at Merry and Pippin. They were trying to eat too, but didn't quite succeed. Merry kept stabbing next to his plate and Pippin was telling the butterflies to get of his food. Frodo was having a hard time too. He kept losing his balance and kept falling against Estel, who had to put him back up in his seat. Arwen and Éowyn were constantly laughing at the Hobbits, Éomer and me. Sam was trying to get Frodo to tell him what happened, Estel was getting annoyed, Boromir and Faramir were helping Éomer drink his water and I was trying to eat… In one word, Chaos! I've never had more fun at dinner in my whole life!

'You're not supposed to eat the mushrooms!' Legolas practically shouted in my ear.

'AHA!' Sam yelled. 'That's what happened!'

'Why can't we eat the mushrooms?' I said while trying to hit the butterflies, which had just shown up.

'Having trouble with the butterflies?' Pippin shouted at me.

'Yeah, they won't leave my food!'

'You're not supposed to eat the mushrooms, because they cause hallucinations!'

'Oh, so the butterflies aren't real?'

'No.'

'See, you're not real!' I said to the butterflies. 'They keep telling me they're real!' I told Legolas.

'Well, they're not, so leave them alone.'

'Okay. But what if they kepp telling me that they're real?'

'Ignore them.'

'Isn't that mean?'

'You did it to me didn't you?'

'You wanted me to.'

'You shouldn't have dragged me over to your friends.'

'Nooooo!'

'What?'

'The butterflies! They're gone! And, the table is back to nogmal! Yee!'

'The mushrooms wore off?'

'I think so.'

'Thank god.'

'Goddess.'

'What?'

'Never mind.'

'O my goddess, was I like that?' I pointed at Pippin, who was still 'high' un mushrooms.

'Yeah, see, he has a problemm with the burrterflies too. He probably had more mushrooms than you had, didn't he?'

'Yeah, he had quite a lot actually.'

'That figueres.'

When we were done eating, and I said goodnight to everyone. Legolas told me he would walk me to my room, in case the butterflies returned. Yeah right! The butterflies said they wouldn't return today, they were off to butterfly- country, way in the west. They would come back tomorrow, they promised.

Anyway, as we reached my room, we made an agreement. We promised to always stick up for eachother, and try to like eachother. He said he would never ignore me again, I said I would only ignore him on special occasions. That's about when the headacke hit me… oh… never had such an terible headache in my whole life… must be the mushrooms… I'm getting exhauseted now… to tired to write… Oh, legolas was right, the butterflies came back… *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

O my god, I don't believe it! I actually fell asleep on my diary! Oh, the headacke… anyway, Éowyn woke me up, told me I'd better sleep in my bed. I actually agree, so,

Namárië, I'm off to bed.

Endomiel









E/N: Hello? Butterflies? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Come back!!!! :'( Don't leave me!!!

Oh, and readers, please R/R!!!! Name, gender and species!!!