Invader Zim Holiday Special 105 a/b: A Very Terrible Turkey Day
Written by Dither with suggestions from Kestelia, Lady Random, and Gaz1308
A/N: Blegh ... done at last.
Scene 5
Fade In
Tallest Red and Purple are staring at the camera, where the monitor they are talking to ZIM would be, and making strange trying-not-to-laugh faces
Purple: So ... the turkey ... did what? And you want to put the ham ... where?
Close-up on Zim
Zim: The turkey was an earthan SPY. He infiltrated my BASE, no thanks to my Deep breath USELESS sidekick GIR. The ham, as I discovered, after some painful reconnaissance, is a hyu-man food. They ... eat it ... and stuff.
Cuts back to Tallest
Red: Obviously trying not to laugh Wait, no, what you said before ... what were you going to DO with the ham?
Zim: Make it more delicious to hyu-man tastes organs.
Purple runs O.S. and bursts into laughter
Red: And ... what exactly would Snort, giggle THAT accomplish.
Close-up on Zim
Zim: They would find the HAM irresistible, and would fill their bellies with it until their was noooooooo more.
Red: And then?
Zim: They would have no MORE HAM!
Cuts back to Tallest
Red: Mm-hmm... well, I can see you're, a Heh giving it your Heh all...
Purple jumps back into view, shoves Red O.S.
Purple: ZIM YOU'RE CRAZY! Purple breaks off the communiqué
The Tallest burst into laughter
Cuts to Zim at his console
Zim: Eh?
From somewhere above him, GIR falls onto the scene. A pig falls onto GIR, and a turkey falls onto Zim
Zim: Doesn't notice the turkey on his head Well GIR, it seems as though I have the confidence of the Tallest in my pig-meat plan, so... Zim watches as a turkey feather falls down past his face
GIR: What?
Zim notices the turkey feathers settling around him, looks worried, and finally notices the turkey on his head, pulls it off, and shakes it at GIR
Zim: WHAT IS THIS SPY DOING BACK IN HERE?
GIR: Awwww, that's an easy one. GIR holds up pig He's here for the pig!
The pig squeals in GIR's hands. GIR lobs the pig at Zim and hits him in the head
Zim: WARK! Zim falls over, drops the turkey, and the pig and turkey flee
Zim groans and sits up, rubbing his head
GIR: Watching the turkey and pig run away And they lived happily ever after... Starts to cry
Zim raises an eyebrow, and looks at the path of destruction the pig and turkey left
Zim: GIR! Clean up the mess you filthy little animal slaves made.
GIR: OKAY! Pulls a shovel out of his head
GIR looks at the mess, looks at the shovel, the mess, the shovel, then looks at Zim, and throws the shovel at Zim's head and runs off after the pig and turkey, causing more destruction
Zim keels over with another 'WARK!'
Fade out
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Fade in
Dib is hobbling away from the nurses' office. He is no longer green, but he has a limp, and appears to be in more pain than before
Dib: Mumbling to himself I'll have to ask my dad about that ... I REALLY don't think it was necessary to REMOVE my stomach so they could make sure it was all right...
Dib hobbles into the klassroom. He grabs something from his desk and hobbles back out into the hall
Camera does spooky fade from Dib going down the hall to a monitor displaying Dib going down the hall
Steve, the darkened figure, has bandages over his head, an arm in a sling, and a big band-aid on his face. He is watching the screen as Dib is walking down the hallway to the door
Steve moves to push a button with his injured arm, winces, and pushes the button with his other hand
Steve: Can't have anyone wandering around on Kampus after hours, can we?
Steve laughs manically, camera pans back out of room, we see the hole in the ceiling has been boarded up, and the door closes on him as the camera pulls back out of the room
Steve: AHH! Who keeps leaving that door open?!
Fade out
Dib screams and machine-y noises are heard
Roll End Credits
End of Scene 5
Episode End
A/N: Ah, well, it's over now, thank goodness.
Written by Dither with suggestions from Kestelia, Lady Random, and Gaz1308
A/N: Blegh ... done at last.
Scene 5
Fade In
Tallest Red and Purple are staring at the camera, where the monitor they are talking to ZIM would be, and making strange trying-not-to-laugh faces
Purple: So ... the turkey ... did what? And you want to put the ham ... where?
Close-up on Zim
Zim: The turkey was an earthan SPY. He infiltrated my BASE, no thanks to my Deep breath USELESS sidekick GIR. The ham, as I discovered, after some painful reconnaissance, is a hyu-man food. They ... eat it ... and stuff.
Cuts back to Tallest
Red: Obviously trying not to laugh Wait, no, what you said before ... what were you going to DO with the ham?
Zim: Make it more delicious to hyu-man tastes organs.
Purple runs O.S. and bursts into laughter
Red: And ... what exactly would Snort, giggle THAT accomplish.
Close-up on Zim
Zim: They would find the HAM irresistible, and would fill their bellies with it until their was noooooooo more.
Red: And then?
Zim: They would have no MORE HAM!
Cuts back to Tallest
Red: Mm-hmm... well, I can see you're, a Heh giving it your Heh all...
Purple jumps back into view, shoves Red O.S.
Purple: ZIM YOU'RE CRAZY! Purple breaks off the communiqué
The Tallest burst into laughter
Cuts to Zim at his console
Zim: Eh?
From somewhere above him, GIR falls onto the scene. A pig falls onto GIR, and a turkey falls onto Zim
Zim: Doesn't notice the turkey on his head Well GIR, it seems as though I have the confidence of the Tallest in my pig-meat plan, so... Zim watches as a turkey feather falls down past his face
GIR: What?
Zim notices the turkey feathers settling around him, looks worried, and finally notices the turkey on his head, pulls it off, and shakes it at GIR
Zim: WHAT IS THIS SPY DOING BACK IN HERE?
GIR: Awwww, that's an easy one. GIR holds up pig He's here for the pig!
The pig squeals in GIR's hands. GIR lobs the pig at Zim and hits him in the head
Zim: WARK! Zim falls over, drops the turkey, and the pig and turkey flee
Zim groans and sits up, rubbing his head
GIR: Watching the turkey and pig run away And they lived happily ever after... Starts to cry
Zim raises an eyebrow, and looks at the path of destruction the pig and turkey left
Zim: GIR! Clean up the mess you filthy little animal slaves made.
GIR: OKAY! Pulls a shovel out of his head
GIR looks at the mess, looks at the shovel, the mess, the shovel, then looks at Zim, and throws the shovel at Zim's head and runs off after the pig and turkey, causing more destruction
Zim keels over with another 'WARK!'
Fade out
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Fade in
Dib is hobbling away from the nurses' office. He is no longer green, but he has a limp, and appears to be in more pain than before
Dib: Mumbling to himself I'll have to ask my dad about that ... I REALLY don't think it was necessary to REMOVE my stomach so they could make sure it was all right...
Dib hobbles into the klassroom. He grabs something from his desk and hobbles back out into the hall
Camera does spooky fade from Dib going down the hall to a monitor displaying Dib going down the hall
Steve, the darkened figure, has bandages over his head, an arm in a sling, and a big band-aid on his face. He is watching the screen as Dib is walking down the hallway to the door
Steve moves to push a button with his injured arm, winces, and pushes the button with his other hand
Steve: Can't have anyone wandering around on Kampus after hours, can we?
Steve laughs manically, camera pans back out of room, we see the hole in the ceiling has been boarded up, and the door closes on him as the camera pulls back out of the room
Steve: AHH! Who keeps leaving that door open?!
Fade out
Dib screams and machine-y noises are heard
Roll End Credits
End of Scene 5
Episode End
A/N: Ah, well, it's over now, thank goodness.