It's All About the Emeralds

Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, or Weird Al's parody 'It's All About the Pentiums". Nor Puff Daddy's song either.


It's all about the emeralds, Rougie.

Uh! Uh huh, yeah!
Uh! Uh huh, yeah!

It's all about the emeralds, Rougie.
It's all about the emeralds, Rougie.
It's all about the emeralds!
It's all about the emeralds, YEAH!!!

What'cha ya wanna do?
Wanna be Supers?
'De Dupers'? Droopers?
Wastin' time with all the G.U.N.ing Troopers?
9 to 5, chillin' out at Floating Island?
Here in Hidden Palace with a Master Emmie?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad protecting skills.
Protecting my Island for thrills.
I got me about a hundred kilotons of rings.
I never feed Chao and I don't fight bats.
Installed security units at my house.
Always in the palace, double checkin' on my treasures.
Upgrade my alarms at least twice a day.
I'm strictly K.T.E., I ain't afraid of no Rougie.
I'm down with Tikal, she calls me 'rings for short'.
Phone her up at home, then I make her do my ring support.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE EMERALDS! WHAT?!

You gotta be the dumbest robot I've ever seen!
You got Eggman all over your scene!
You think Armitron 65 is sorta 'Dreamo'.
What kinda disk you got in there, a pill called 'Beano'?
You're here to take my M.E.? Don't make me laugh!
I'll kick you right off in about a minute and a half.
You could restart your whole mission at Pumpkin Hill? Man!
You're the biggiest joke on Mobius!
The Secret Base is a disaster.
He's waxing his robots tryin' to make 'em go faster?
Hey, Eggman! I bet your still livin' in Maria's cellar.
And I bet you're still watchin' Ferris Bueler! (Pause: Bueler...Bueler...)
And flyin' around like you think you're anti-stellar!
I should do the world a favor and throw you down my well-er!
You're just about as useless and Snively to Helen Keller!

It's all about the emeralds!
It's all about the emeralds!
It's all about the emeralds!
It's all about the emeralds, YEAH!!!

NOW! What'cha wanna do?!
Wanna be Supers?
'De Dupers'? Droopers?
Wastin' time with all the G.U.N.ing Troopers?
9 to 5, chillin' out at Floating Island? (Uh-uh! Movin' out now!)
Wanna run with my crew, huh?
Rule Angel Land? Nab Emmies like I do?
They call me the King of Chaotix.
Got 'em all thinkin' I'm on narcotics.
My Master Emerald's got the clocks, it rocks!
But it was obsolete when Eggman opened the box!
You say you've had your Emeralds for over a week? (Uh huh!)
Throw them rocks away, man! Those are antique! (Come on!)
Say, they're about a month old? (Yeah!) Well, that's great...
Maybe for some heavy...paperweights!
My Choas Emeralds are tight-protected!
Every Emerald tested, no detachments detected.
I data-chipped every operating crystal.
Gave props to some, and others, I dissed 'em!
While Eggman's stealin' your gems, mine are multi-taskin',
M.E.'s doin' my work without me even asking!
Got a flap-top Emerald, 30 inches wide.
I beileve that your's say 'Mega Blocks' on the side!
In a 64 ring world, you're a 6 ring user!
You got you're own Ring Group? ALL TOTAL LOSERS!
You're Emeralds melt when you try a Final Dash?
Where'd you get those stupid things, in a box of Apple Jacks?!
Play me on Gamecube, and you know that I'll beat you!
So if I ever meet you, M.E.'s gonna waste you!
WHAT?!

It's all about the emeralds!
It's all about the emeralds!
It's all about the emeralds!
It's all about the emeralds, YEAH!!!

WHAT'CHA WANNA DO?!
WANNA BE SUPERS?!
'DE DUPERS'?! DROOPERS?!
WASTIN' TIME WITH ALL THE G.U.N.ING TROOPERS?!
9 TO 5, CHILLIN' OUT AT FLOATING ISLAND?!
WHAT?!?