E/N: Hi there! I'm back! (Be afraid, be very afraid!) Thanx for reading &
reviewing, I'm glad you like this. (Even if you don't, I'll keep
terrorising FF.net with my story :oP) Anyway, I'm glad you people are
reading this, and that you're reviewing! I want to thank you all for giving
me over 100 reviews!! *Does silly victory dance* okay… never mind me… As I
was trying to say, before this silly victory dance interrupted me *does
death glare at silly victory dance* O_o, I love you all! (In a friendly and
brotherly way, of course, for my real love is all for Orlando and ……) :oP
Okay, on with the stuff I wanted to tell you… Uhm… *scratches chin* yep,
that's my tick, when I don't know what to say, I do this… *Scratches chin
again* Very annoying for the people around me. Very much fun for me seeing
how they're getting annoyed. :o) I don't think there's anything worth
telling really… uhm… you know, while you read the rest of my chapter, I
think I'm going to have something to eat. *Leaves computer* *Walks back to
computer* I guess I have to write it first huh? Oh well, you won't notice
they delay of like 5 minutes, so I'm going to have something to eat anyway.
There's nothing like writing while eating something nice… (Yes, I am
obsessed by food. Well, not food in general, candy mainly… :o) Oh well, I
won't bother you with my annoying talk anymore, and get to the chapter
already.
Buh-bye,
-Noxxxforanyone,exceptmaybeforOrlandoand/or……:o)- Endomiel
(Did you guys already guess that I'm a big Orlando Bloom fan? Yep, thought you would. Oh well…)
Disclaimer: Still don't own any LotR characters, I wish! (Really, I do…) or, actually, I'd rather own Orlando… can you actually own real people? Hmhmhm… gotta do some research on that… Anyway, characters in other classes all belong to their *forgot the word I'm supposed to put here…* owners.
*ATTENTION!! POSSIBLE CRUELTY IN THIS CHAPTER!*
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Chapter 14: Return of the mushrooms.
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The 15th of Halimath, 1384 (Shire Reckoning)
Hi. I'm back, and a lot happier than yesterday. Legolas and I thought of a new diabolical master plan today, except that it's not really diabolical, but it is a plan. :o) I'll tell you all about it in a sec. I'll just start at the beginning of the day…
Got up early, but felt completely awake, and really good. Wonder how that comes… Anyway, I got up with a big smile on my face, and walked out of my tent. I saw the guys sitting at the table playing cards again.
'Hey Endy.' Faramir said.
'Hey Farry.'
'My name's Faramir.'
'And mine's Endomiel, try to call me that next time.'
'Oh, anyway, look what we found!'
'What did you find?'
'A supply tent!'
'You mean the little tent behind Legolas, Boromir and Estel's tent?''
'Yeah…'
'The one Boromir got the kettle from yesterday?'
'Uh, yeah…'
'The one with the extra food?'
'You mean you already found that?'
'Yep.'
'Oh. Anyway, we found food in the tent!'
'You mean bread and coffee?'
'And stuff to put on your bread.'
'And did you eat it all?'
'No, we decided to save it for breakfast.'
'Good boy.'
'So can we have breakfast now?'
'Don't you think you at least have to wait until Arwen's up?'
'Yeah… And maybe wait for Legolas and Elvea too…'
'We could do that.' I turned around. Legolas just exited his tent. He had a big smile on his face, but then again, so did I…
'Hey Legolas, how come you're so happy?' Boromir asked.
'I don't know actually, just felt like smiling today.'
'Sure.'
'Hey, where's Elvea?' Everybody looked around.
'I don't know.' I said. 'She wasn't in our tent when I left.'
'Anybody seen Elvea?' Legolas said. Nobody had seen her.
'What's all the fuss about?' Arwen said as she stepped out of our tent.
'Elvea's missing.' Legolas said. Like he'd care. Because he didn't, right?
'I haven't seen her.' Arwen said.
'I don't know what you are going to do, but I'm going to look for her.' Legolas said as he started to run to the river.
'Shouldn't you get dressed first?' I said. Not that I mind him running around in his boxers all day… He ran back into his tent. Some 2 minutes later, he came out dressed in the cool skate jeans I picked out for him the other day and some sleeveless shirt. Very nice. My smile grew. Arwen elbowed me in the ribs. My smile almost disappeared. Almost…
'Hey, I'll help!' Boromir said. 'C'mon Éomer, you help to! This might be you chance…' He whispered to Éomer.
'I'll help to.' Éomer grunted. They were already dressed, and I think they'd been up quite some while.
'I think I'll stay here to make breakfast.' Faramir said.
'I'll help in a sec.' I said. 'I think I'll get dressed first… And Faramir, don't drink all the coffee will ya?' I crawled back into my, or our, tent. Got dressed in yet another pair of baggy jeans. Well, actually this was the same pair of yeans as I was wearing last uhm... well, somewhere last week, but anyway, they were washed and therefore clean again. How interesting to know, don't you think? Anyway, back to the main story…
Got dressed in a pair of baggy jeans and the 'Cloud' T-shirt. That's a happy shirt, and you all know how happy I am… :o) Climbed back out of the tent. Legolas, Boromir and Éomer had already left. Don't they ever wait for me? Guys… No point on looking for her now, they've probably found her by now. Sat down at the table with Faramir.
'Weren't you going too look for Elvea?'
'Nah, they probably found her already.'
'They might have.' Sat there 5 minutes, no sign of the guys or Elvea. 5 minutes later, still no sign. 5 minutes later, were they really looking for her anyway? 5 minutes later, was that Boromir carrying something big walking towards the camp? Was that big thing Elvea? Was he strong enough to carry Elvea? Wait a sec, Elvea's an Elf right? I guess everyone's strong enough to carry an Elf. Oh well… Back to the point, was that her? I guess so. It did have long bond hair, so it must be her. It wasn't Legolas was it? Was it? I ran towards them.
'Is he alright?' It was Elvea. 'Oh, never mind. I see you've found her.'
'You're enthusiastic.'
'I thought it was Legolas okay.'
'And then you found out it wasn't and you didn't care?'
'Yeah…' He gave me an "AHA!" look. 'No! No! Never mind…' Elvea moaned. She was waking up. She slowly opened her eyes and blinked because of the sun. She lifted her head and looked around. She opened her mouth.
'What the Mordor?' She shouted. 'Put me down this instant!' Yep, Elvea's back all right. 'What are you doing? Put me down!' She worked her way out of Boromir's hands. In other words, he put her down.
'Are you okay?' Boromir asked her.
'I'm fine thank you.' She stamped over to our tent, crawled in and closed the zipper. Someone's got a bad temper.
'What's with her?' Faramir asked.
'I dunno.' I said. At that point, Estel and Legolas returned.
'See, he's still in one piece.' Boromir said.
'Who's still in one piece?' Legolas asked. I glared at Boromir. If he dared to say something…
'You are.' He said. Why doesn't anyone ever do what I tell them to? What's happening to this world? Who will they listen to, if they don't even listen to the Goddess of Evil? Don't tell me they're going to listen to that poor excuse of a goddess of good! No, I still don't know who the Goddess of Good is, but if the world is this evil, she's not doing a good job, at all.
'Why would I not be fine?' Legolas replied.
'Well, it would really be like you to fall of a rock and hurt yourself or something stupid like that.' I really hoped they were going to believe this… He turned around to face Boromir and Estel. Good boy, just pretend you hate me…
'Breakfast is ready!' Arwen called from the table.
'Hey! I was going to serve breakfast!' Faramir said.
'You should have done it while you still had the chance.' Why was everyone so obsessed with serving stuff? We sat down at the table. Elvea decided to join us after al, and she sat next to Legolas. We ate, while talking about all kinds of things. At a certain point, Estel brought in the subject of "Dinner".
'What are we going to have for dinner?' He said, looking me in the eye.
'Well, we could have fish again…' Elvea moaned. I glared at her. 'But I could also get some meat if you guys would rather have a barbeque.'
'I'd like that.' Boromir said. 'Where were you going to get the meat?'
'I could uh, hunt deer or something.'
'I like deer meat…' Faramir licked his lips.
'Do you mean you'll have to kill an innocent deer?' Arwen said. O please, don't try to work on my conscious, I'm pretending not to have one. It's really hard being Evil, and having a conscious, you know.
'Are you sure you're able to do that?' Legolas said.
'Why wouldn't I?' I said.
'You are a girl.'
'And you're a boy. Right?' He glared at me.
'Maybe you'll chicken out at the last moment.'
'Why would I do that?'
'You're a girl.'
'And your point is…'
'Someone should go with you to make sure we get something for dinner tonight.'
'Why don't you go if you think you're so though?'
'Fine with me.'
'Fine.'
'Fine.' Good, that would mean some time alone this afternoon. :o)
'I'll come too.' Boromir said. O damn…
'Uh, Boromir, you can't come.' Legolas said.
'Why not?'
'Humans make to much noise.'
'I can be really quite.'
'No, you can't you're a human.'
'And besides, you can't shoot.' I added.
'I can shoot.'
'Yeah, but you'll miss, we actually want to have something to eat tonight you know.' Boromir grunted.
'Okay… you two go… I'll go find herbs or stuff…' Good boy. Almost lost our time alone for a sec…
After that, it was pretty quite at the table. At one point, I reached out to grab some bread, and so did Legolas. Or hands met. We quickly drew our hands back. He stuck his hand out to the bread, grabbed some, and handed it to me.
'Thanks.'
'You're welcome.' Our faces flushed. Faramir said something to Boromir. Boromir looked at Legolas, and then at me. Both he and Faramir grinned. What? What did I do?
After breakfast, Elvea dragged Legolas off to have a talk. She looked like she was going to dump him. Oh well, that's not that big of a loss for him. They were probably going to have a nice long chat. They walked into the forest. I guess the long chat wasn't as long as I thought it would be, 'cause they were back in like, uh, 5 minutes or so.
'Are you going to join me in a deer hunt or are you going to chicken out?' I said while I sharpened the points of my arrows and straightened the feathers on the back end.
'I'm ready when you are.' He replied. Good.
'Then we'll leave in a few minutes.' I said as I tightened the bowstring. A few minutes later, I got up and grabbed my bag witch I had packed with rope, spare arrows (didn't feel like bringing a quiver, those things are really heavy), a small and a big knife, some food and drinks.
'Ready to leave yet?'
'I'm leaving right now.' I said.
'Good. I was wondering if you were still going or if you'd tell me to go on my own.'
'You wouldn't survive an hour out there.' I lead the way to the woods. We walked into the woods.
'I wonder if we'll get dinner tonight…' Boromir said.
'I wonder if they'll be back in time for dinner…' Faramir replied. I felt the urge to turn around and shoot them, but then again, they had a point… :o)
Some ten minutes later, we reached a nice open spot in the woods. We looked around to see if nobody followed us, but they hadn't.
'Finally, some time alone.' Legolas said as he kissed me.
'Don't you think we have to get something for dinner first?' I managed to say.
'We've got the whole day to do that.'
'We've also got the whole day to do this.' I said while I kissed him back.
'And your point is…'
'Never mind. We've got the whole day to shoot food.' Okay, you guys get the picture. I won't describe the next half an hour, for it will be pretty boring for you guys to read. Anyway, half an hour later, we weren't standing anymore, but we were lying on the floor, the same way we always lie.
'Is that food I smell?' Legolas said as he ran his hand through my hair.
'I dunno.' We laid there silent for a while. 'Is that pipe-weed I smell?' I said as I sat up.
'How would pipe weed get into the forest?'
'I dunno.' I stood up and walked over to where the smell was coming from. 'What are you doing?'
'I'm trying to find where it's coming from.'
'Why?'
'Maybe I can have some'
'What about me?'
'Maybe you can have some too, but don't count on it.' He walked towards me and wrapped his arms around my waist.
'Forget about the weed, we can have fun here…' He tried to pull me back down.
'Trust me, pipe weed is so much more fun.'
'How do you mean?'
'Remember me and my encounter with the Rivendell mushrooms?'
'Yeah…'
'Well, pipe-weed's kinda the same, but less severe.'
'And?'
'You have never smoked pipe-weed before have you?'
'I grew up in Mirkwood, would ya think?'
'Oh, right.' I ran off in the direction the smell was coming from.
'Hey, wait for me!' He came running after me. We reached an open place. I halted. So did he. 'What do you see?'
'Tents.'
'That all?'
'No, also Hobbits.'
'Hobbits?'
'Yeah, see, that's Merry over there, and that must be Pippin with the pipe over there, and that means that must be Frodo, because Sam's over there with Rosie.'
'Anything else?'
'Two certain dwarves.'
'How did they get here?'
'Gee, I don't know, maybe this is where they're supposed to spend camp.'
'Oh, right…' I walked into the camp.
'Hey guys.' I said.
'Hey Endy!' Pippin greeted me.
'Hey Pip, where did you guys get the pipe-weed?'
'We brought it.' Merry said, a mischievous grin on his face.
'But where did you get it?'
'The stores in Rivendell.'
'Oh. I think I'll go there next weekend.' I said.
'We got a really good deal there.' Merry said as he took a, uh, well, whatever you call it, from the pipe. 'You can have some is you want.' He handed me the pipe.
'Sure.' I also took a, uh, an uh, never mind, I just took some. All troubles floated out of my mind. This was some good stuff. I sat down with the Hobbits.
'Can I have some too?' Legolas asked.
'Sure.' I handed him the pipe. He took some. 'Now don't go taking to much on your first try!' I laughed. Legolas started coughing.
'Hey, take it easy fella.' Pippin said.
'I'm… Okay…' He coughed. We started laughing. Poor guy, choking on his first taste of pipe-weed. Very funny sight tho. :o) Luckily, the effects of pipe-weed don't last that long, and Legolas was back to normal, in the way of back on earth, in a few minutes.
'And?' I looked at him with questioning eyes.
'It's okay.' He said.
'Want some more?'
'Sure.' We took some more. This would be enough for today. Don't want to over-do it. Legolas moved closer to me. 'You know, you look even more beautiful now.' Everybody turned around to look at us.
'Legolas, no-one's supposed to know remember?' I whispered so they couldn't hear.
'Oh well.' He said as he kissed me. Now what? I could just continue kissing and blame it all on the weed. Also could just continue kissing and pretend we're an item, they wouldn't know the difference anyway.
'Uh, Endomiel…' Pippin started talking to me.
'What is it Pippin?' I turned around.
'What are you doing?'
'Kissing me…' Legolas said as he turned me head to face him.
'That, I can see.' Pippin said. 'Are you two…?'
'Only on special occasions.' Legolas mumbled.
'Special occasions?' Merry asked.
'When we've been drinking, or smoking, or when no-one's looking.' Great Legolas! Just blow our cover! This was not good at all… Well, the kissing was, but the situation wasn't. You get my point. The smoke was clearing out of my head. And I guess Legolas returned to this planet too, since he stopped kissing me and sat back up. I got back up.
'Well, uh, we have to be leaving soon, don't mind what Legolas said, It's just the weed, maybe we'll see you guys, buh-bye!' I grabbed Legolas' arm and dragged him off.
'Hey, wait a sec!' Pippin came running towards us. Great, what was next? 'Maybe our two camps can get together sometime!'
'That's not such a bad idea.' I said.
'You guys can stop by at our camp tonight if you want.' Legolas said. 'We're throwing a party.'
'Cool. Where is your camp?'
'Just keep heading in that direction and you'll walk straight into it.' I said as I pointed out the direction.
'Okay, we'll be there around 8:30, okay?'
'Okay, see you there!' Legolas and I walked back into the woods. We'd better hunt down a deer pretty soon, it was around lunch already, and we still had to clean the meat, and chop it up in pieces, and, well, a lot of work.
'Hey Legolas, what do you think of getting to the hunting some time soon.'
'I guess we could do that.'
'We can start tracking right here.'
'How do you mean?' I pointed at the deer tracks at my feet. 'Oh.' We followed the track. It soon was joined be several other tracks. Some ten minutes later, I saw the deer. Quite a few actually.
'Hey Legolas, what about the one to the left?' I whispered.
'Hmhmhm… Don't you think the one to the centre's better?' I looked at the deer he gestured at.
'Could give it a try.' I whispered.
'Okay. I'll sneak up to the left, you wait here, and when I stick my thumb up, shoot.'
'Okay. But where should I aim, back leg? Front leg? Neck?'
'Try to hit the neck, otherwise back leg, okay?'
'Okay.' Legolas started sneaking over to the left of the deer. He stuck his hand up in a wait gesture. Three fingers. Two… one… I shot. He shot. I hit the neck, he hit the back leg. He ran out to the deer and cut it's throat with his knife. Blood was going everywhere. I'd never done anything like it, and I felt sick. Fish sure where something different. At least they didn't bleed all over the place… I walked to where Legolas sat and pulled my arrow out of the neck of the deer.
'Good shot!' He said.
'Same for you…' I whispered with a pale face.
'What's the matter with you?' I pointed at the blood. 'Well, you could expect it to bleed.'
'Now what?' I managed to say.
'You've never hunted deer before, have you?'
'No.' I looked away.
'Well, we have to carry it back to camp, so we might as well take all the intestines out so we won't have to carry stuff for nothing.'
'Sure. You do that, I think I'll go have a walk or something.'
'Okay. Be back in 15 minutes okay?'
'Okay…' I walked off, not looking back. This was just, like really, there are no words to describe how gross this is! This was even grosser than the sight of Legolas and Elvea kissing! (And that's a gross sight, believe me! I mean, the picture is just so wrong, it's gross.) Some 15 minutes later, I returned. Legolas had tied the deer to a big stick.
'If you carry that end, I'll carry this end.' He said.
'Sure.' I picked up one end of the stick at my feet. He picked up the other end, and we walked towards camp. Some 5 minutes later, we'd almost reached camp, Legolas put the stick down. He walked over to me.
'You can put the stick down now.' He said.
'Okay.' I put the stick down. When I stood back up, Legolas caught me in a kiss. 'What do you think you're doing?' I whispered in-between kisses.
'This is our last chance. We're close to camp now, and this is probably our last time alone today.' That's when I came up with my diabolical master plan. Except that the plan is not diabolical, but I don't care. Oh great, now I had a not-diabolical diabolical plan. I only have to tell Legolas about my plan, and that's what I did. He actually thought it was a pretty good idea. I smirk grew on my face.
'I guess I'll have to wipe that smirk off your face.' He whispered.
'You can try, but I don't think it'll work.' He tried. It didn't work.
'Don't say that.' He said.
'Say what?'
'I know that look in your eyes! That's when you're about to say…'
'Say what? Told you so?'
'Yeah… that's it.'
'Hey, told you so.'
'Just pick the stick up okay? It's time to get back to camp.'
'Sure it is.' I picked up the stick.
'Okay, say something mean to me.'
'Huh?'
'We're supposed to argue, remember.'
'Yeah, but what do I have to say?'
'Think of something!'
'You think of something.'
'What? You can't even think of something?'
'I always have to come up with the ideas, you think of something for a change.'
'What, I was the one that came up with the plan how to kill the deer.' We walked into the camp.
'I didn't need your stupid plan, I could have just shot the deer myself.'
'But how would you get it back to camp?'
'I'll think of something, I always think of something.'
'Come on, like you come up with every plan.'
'Yeah, I do. I have a plan for every situation.'
'You do?'
'Yeah.'
'Then you find a way to get the deer over to the fire.' Legolas dropped the deer and sat down on a log, next to Éomer.
'Fight again?' Éomer said. Hey, we actually had a fight, didn't we? Cool! Is that a bad sign? That we can actually fight about fighting? –Mental note to self: think that one out when you have the time for it –
'Do you think I can actually spend an afternoon around her, *NOT* fighting?' Legolas replied.
'Uhm, yeah.'
'Hey Faramir.' I said. 'Want to help clean out the deer corps?'
'Am I helping you or Legolas?'
'I don't know.' I said as I looked at Legolas.
'I'll do it.' Legolas said. 'Since you obviously don't have a clue about how to do it.'
'I do to.'
'You do not.'
'Do to.'
'Prove it.'
'You prove it.'
'How am I supposed to prove that you know how to do it?'
'You're not that bright, are you? What I mean is, you prove that you *do* know how to clean the corpse.' Legolas stood up and walked to the corpse.
'Faramir, grab the other end. We're going to clean the meat.'
'We are?'
'Yeah, now get you ass over here.' They headed for the river. Suckers! I actually tricked them in doing the cleaning. :oP I grinned and sat down next to Éomer.
'Where's everybody?' I asked Éomer.
'Well, Faramir's over with Legolas, Arwen and Estel are over there, making a rope or something like that, Boromir and Vebor are taking a stroll down at the riverside, I'm right here, you're right here… That covers everything, doesn't it?'
'Where's Elvea?'
'Oh, right, she's in her tent.' He grumbled. I couldn't blame him for 'forgetting' Elvea, I don't seem to notice her either. She's always in her tent or at the riverside. Oh well, I can't say I really miss her, judging on what I've seen of her the past few days, but then again, they did break up this morning, didn't they? I have to ask Legolas that during my master plan tonight. Wait! I still have to tell everybody about tonight!
'Hey, guys, listen up!' I said, or actually, I almost shouted. Estel and Arwen turned towards me, and so did Boromir and Vebor, who just returned from their walk, even Elvea popped her head out of my tent. 'I have an announcement to make!'
'What? Are you and Legolas back together already?' Boromir said. I shot a deadly glare at him. Really, the glare was deadly. If I had used just a little bit of my goddess powers, he would be very much dead.
'Not funny Boromir.' I said. How could he be so right? 'What I was trying to say, is that I, not Legolas but I, found the camp of the Hobbits this morning, and invited them over for a party here tonight.'
'Cool. I guess sending you two out actually had something good to it for us too, instead of only good for the two of you.' Boromir got another deadly look. Very angry, deadly look. I swear, I was going to use some magic on that guy one of these days, and that's not good magic, trust me.
Some hour later, don't ask me what I did during that hour, because you'll get a detailed list of what was happening in and around camp during that our. You're asking? Okay, check the little piece of paper down below.
*Enclosed little piece of paper witch you happen to look on*
14:25 – a pinecone 'fell' in-between Arwen and Estel.
14:26 – a pinecone 'fell' on my head, thank you Estel.
14:27 – a few pinecones 'fell' from a tree and hit his head. I love my magic.
14:28 – several pinecones hit my head. He's going to pay for this…
14:29 – branched filled with pinecones falls from tree… on Estel's head. Try to top that!
14:30 – Arwen and Estel start making out. Seem to have forgotten all about me.
14:31 – found something else to do since Estel and Arwen act like I'm not here.
14:32 – the log I was poking fell down and set grass outside the stone circle on fire. Oops…
14:33 – Éomer finds out about fire and runs off to get water.
14:37 – Éomer returns with bucket of water and a panicking Faramir and shouting Legolas. Might want to describe this in diary…
14:38 – got a sever lecture about how stupid I am and that I'm not supposed to play with fire from Legolas.
14:39 – still lecturing…
14:40 – yep, still lecturing…
14:41 – uh-huh, lecture continues…
14:42 – you guessed it, still lecturing…
14:43 – Legolas found out about this piece of paper and started yelling that I'd better listen to him, or else… I wonder what the or else is…
14:44 – he took away my pen, but I have a reserve.
14:48 – I am victorious! Got my pen back. Did take quite a while since Legolas didn't want to give me my pen back, and we ended up on the ground, all tangled up and laughing.
14:49 – I have nothing to do anymore.
14:50 – Legolas and Faramir walked back to the river toe finish cleaning the river. Last hope for fun is now gone.
14:51 – found out I am easily bored. Man, I need something to do…
14:52 – can the world be even duller?
14:53 – no
14:54 – certainly not.
14:55 – Legolas and Faramir returned with food.
14:56 – I am hungry, but have to wait until dinner before I can eat…
14:57 – the food… it is calling me… I can hear it…
14:58 – I will now start my quest to snatch a piece of meat from the pile Legolas is guarding.
15:07 – managed to lure Legolas away from the meat and am now roasting a piece above the fire.
15:08 – Legolas: what are you doing Endomiel?
Me: nothing Legolas.
Legolas: Are you sure?
Me: totally.
Legolas: then what's that steak doing on the barbeque?
Me: roasting?
15:09 – Legolas took my steak away from me. Evil Elf.
15:10 – just remembered that I am goddess of evil.
15:11 – steak appeared on barbecue out of nowhere. Go me!
15:15 – this isn't working, steak still not done.
15:16 – I 'made' the steak be done now.
15:17 – ate the stake.
15:18 – still hungry…
15:19 – Elvea got out of tent and sat on log at fire.
15:20 – Éomer got up from log and sat at picnic table.
15:22 – am very bored.
15:23 – am very, very bored
15:24 – Legolas sat next to me on log.
15:25 – started poking fire with stick again.
15:26 – Legolas took my stick away from me. Why does he always take stuff away from me? What's the use? What's the… Hey! Give me my pen back!
15:27 – have to get my other pen back for that one writes better.
15:28 – am now here an hour. Still very bored. Still don't have my other pen back. I think I'll get that back now. Yes, will certainly get that pen back now. I am going to literally jump on Legolas in order to retrieve my pen.
15:29 – Legolas gave me my pen back. Jumped him anyway. Go me! Rally, you should have seen me go. I didn't even know I could run that fast.
15:33 – Legolas caught up with me. Didn't turn out to be that bad after all…
*End of piece of paper*
As I was trying to say, it wasn't that interesting, but I'll tell you about a few things anyway.
I was sitting on a log at the fire, poking the fire, as usual. I poked a little stick that was lying under a big log. The little stick somehow got even smaller, and the log fell down. Sparks went everywhere. The grass lit. It started to smoke. I was really trying to make the fire go out. Stepping on the fire and things like that. Éomer turned around to say something to me, and he saw the flames coming out from underneath my shoe. Yes, the fire was flaming now.
'What did you do?' Éomer yelled.
'Well, nothing really…'
'O god…' He grabbed a bucket and ran off in the direction of the river. A few minutes later, the fire was slowly spreading but no one seemed to notice (Estel and Arwen, well they uh, they only saw each other, Vebor and Boromir, well, they were playing cards or something), Éomer returned with a bucket of water, a hysterically screaming Faramir, and a very, very angry looking Legolas. What? I didn't burn down his tent or anything like that!
'What did you do?' Legolas yelled.
'Uh, well, nothing really, I was looking t the fire…' I said.
'She was poking it again.' Éomer said as he threw the water over the fire. He managed to keep the campfire flaming, but the uh, 'extra' fire died.
'Were you poking the fire again?'
'No…' He looked me in the eye. 'Yeah.'
'Didn't you parents teach you not to play with fire?'
'Yeah, but…'
'No buts, leave the fire alone!' Who does he think he is anyway? My mother? If I want to poke the fire, I poke the fire! 'Do you know what could have happened? You could have burnt down the whole camp, or even worse, the forest! How stupid can you be? Playing with fire like that! Think! Think before you do something next time!' And he continued to lecture me like that for 5 minutes. Why did he do that? I got his point after one minute! After 5 minutes, he found out about me keeping a list of what happened in cam the past few minutes. He got royally pissed. He can do that, he's a prince.
'What are you doing?' He shouted.
'Nothing.' I whispered.
'Are you writing?'
'No.'
'You're writing! Do you actually listen when I'm talking to you?'
'Yes, of course.'
'Then why are you writing?'
'Uhm…'
'Do you actually think that it's going to work between us when you don't even listen to what I'm saying?' Okay, Éomer heard that… I know, because he looked at me very strangely. Very, very strangely. I, correction, *we* are going to have problems with that statement…
'I do listen…' I whispered.
'What was I talking about?'
'How stupid it is to play with fire, and uhm, that I should leave the fire alone, and uhm…' Okay, so I wasn't listening. So what? Like it really matters! I heard it all before… come on, do you guys think I never set anything on fire before? I'm goddess of evil for Eru's sake! I like fire! Okay, okay, I haven't done much more then lighting a pipe every once and a while, so what? And that one time Merry, Pippin and I made a fire in the forest (we were camping there) (yes, Fordo & Sam where there too) and the fire got out of control, and the tent-thing we were staying in kinda caught fire and burnt down… kinda reminds me of something… But we had a lot of fun tho. A smile appeared on my face.
'What? Are you laughing at me?' Legolas was really getting angry now… uh- oh…
'No, no, of course not!' I said. I really had to find a way to save my ass before it was to late…
'That what are you laughing at?' Oh Eru… what do I answer here? This is a trick question, isn't it?
'I was thinking of something funny.'
'So you weren't listening.' I knew it, it's a trick question…
'Of course I was! I was just…'
'Thinking of something else for a sec? You know, never mind, burn everything down next time, I don't care.' I started writing again. 'Are you writing again? Gimme that.' He grabbed my pen out of my hand. I looked up at him with big blue eyes, trying to get my pen back that way. 'That's not going to work, you're not getting you pen back.'
'Why not?'
'You should learn some respect for other people.'
'And you want to teach me that by taking away my pen.'
'Yes.' He walked over to the table and sat down.
'I have a spare anyway.' I mocked.
'What did you say?'
'Nothing.' Must get my pen back. That pen writes much better as this one. Stupid pen. I had to think of a plan to get my pen back. Hmhmhm… I could just walk over there and demand my pen back, or else… but then I have to think of an 'or else'… wait, I know an or else! I'll cancel my master plan for tonight! Wait, I don't want to do that, I want to put the plan into action … :o) You don't know my plan, do you? Well, you'll find out soon, very soon… anyway, think of something else.
I could just magic it back over here. I looked at my pen. He was holding it. I guess he would notice that the pen disappeared if I tried to magically make it go to over-here, wouldn't he?
I could just walk over there, grab my pen, and run for it. How fast can he run? I think I'll be able to run a bit faster if I use magic. I could turn myself invisible and just grab the pen. I could also just jump him and try to get my pen back. That would certainly be the most fun…
I think I'll just walk over there and ask my pen back, and if he says no, I'll just grab it. He did the same to me. I walked over to Legolas.
'Can I uhm, can I have my pen back?' I said. Éomer started laughing. 'What's your problem?'
'You're asking you pen back?' Éomer laughed.
'Yeah, what's so funny about that?'
'You? Asking? I'm sorry, it's just a funny sight…' Éomer almost rolled off his chair. I guess it wasn't really my style to go asking my stuff back, but then again, most people don't take stuff away from me.
'Can I?' I asked Legolas.
'Would you give me my pen back if I asked you?' Was this another trick question? Of course not! He'll have to find his pen first. But I'd better say yes, maybe he'll give my pen back.
'Yes, of course.' I answered. I could see doubt in his eyes. My plan was working! He might actually give my pen back!
'You're not getting it yet.' He said. Damn! I snatched the pen out of his hand and turned around. I guess he was prepared on me doing that… He jumped op from his seat and grabbed the pen back.
'Hey!' I shouted. He did a few steps backwards and wanted to sit back down. No he wasn't! I tackled him. There we went, rolling over the ground, 'fighting' over a pen. Everything's a good reason to get close together… Hah! I got the pen! I crawled back up to my feet. Didn't quite make it to my feet… Legolas tackled me. The pen went flying through the air. We ran after it. He reached the pen first. He grabbed it and tried to keep it in his hand. Of course, I managed to pull him to the ground and tried to open his hand to get the pen out. He dropped the pen on the other side of his body. I crawled around him. He fell. Anyway, to make a long story short… wait, it's already a long story… oh well… As I was trying to say, he fell, I fell, and there we were. I was lying on his chest, laughing like the world would end, and so was he. We were having fun, but the other guys, well, they didn't know what to think of it. Boromir and Vebor were looking at us, jaws on the ground. Éomer was sitting on his log, looking pretty sad actually. Arwen and Estel, well, they actually looked, with is pretty strange, because well, you know. I rolled off Legolas, and laid next to him, still trying to recover from the big laugh. Something stuck in my back. I turned around. There were two things, the pen and the necklace. The necklace… I quickly grabbed the necklace and but it back in my pocket.
'What's that?' Boromir asked.
'Nothing.'
'Are you sure?'
'Yeah I'm sure!' What is it with these people? They keep asking me, "are you sure" "are you this" "are you that" … when I say something, I mean it! Really! Okay, so I may not be serious, but I still know what I'm saying! Boromir walked over the laughing/dieing person who used to be my boyfriend Legolas and me.
'I'm sure it was something.' He said.
'No, it's nothing, really.'
'What is it?' Legolas asked. I looked him in the eye. 'Oh, that.'
'What? What is it?'
'My pen.' I said and I covered the men with my foot.
'Oh, that thing. I thought I saw some kind of jewellery, a ring or necklace or something like that.'
'You know I don't wear jewellery.'
'I know, I just saw something shiny.' He walked back to the table and sat back down with Vebor.
'Here, I'll help you up.' I said as I stood my hand out to Legolas. He grabbed my hand.
'That was close.' He said as he pulled me to the ground and stood up. I landed on the ground at his feet. He stood there laughing. Very funny. Guys and their humour…
Faramir and Legolas walked back to the river to uh, I guess continue cleaning the meat or something, I don't think, or in some cases hope, they were doing anything else. Me and my sick mind…
Well, you already know about the steak, and the second time he took my pen away, so I might as well get to the time after that. Well, we went swimming. Very much fun really. It was Faramir's idea, and after we'd changed into our swimming-suits, we ran over to the river. Elvea walked behind us, mocking, and so did Éomer actually. We all stood at the edge of the river. I did I few steps back, ran, and jumped.
'Bombs away!!' I shouted. Legolas, Arwen and Elvea, being elves, were gone before the water came, but the rest… Let's just say my magic made the water go a bit higher then it was supposed to, and they got soaked. :o) I had a very good laugh, and so did Legolas. Even Elvea smiled! But the rest of them… I think I'll get drowned today… They put their stuff under a tree. I put my stuff in a tree, and so did Legolas. I think my stuff would be safer in a tree. And if Legolas and I happened to go up the tree at the same time by accident, well, let's just say it wouldn't be that bad… The swimming was fun, the guys tried to drown me a few times, but they didn't succeed. Duh! I'm Goddess of Evil, they won't trick me! Boromir sure felt that… he tried to drown me, but I turned around and he backed away.
'Boromir, is that a twister?' I said.
'No, of course not!' Ya think? Of course it is… mwuhahaha… what went wrong there? Oh, right. MWUHAHAHAH!!! That's better. Gee, Boromir just got caught in a water-twister-thingy. Much fun for us, less fun for Boromir. Oh well, too bad for him. After he got out of the whirl, he crawled up on the shore and sat with Elvea. After a while, so did i. But I didn't sit with them, I walked over to the tree and climbed in. Legolas and I agreed on that I would go into the tree, and he would come too a few minutes later. I climbed in the tree and grabbed my stuff. Somewhere during the grabbing stage, my shirt fell out of the tree. I climbed back down. What was this? Was this mountain dew on my shirt? I turned around. Boromir was holding an opened can of mountain dew. He was so dead…
'Boromir, what did you do to my shirt?'
'I didn't do anything!'
'There's mountain dew on my shirt!'
'I didn't do it!'
'You're the only one holding a drink, so it must be you.'
'It wasn't me, it was her drink!' he pointed at Elvea. Sure Boromir, it's all her fault. She looked so tired, she probably didn't even have the strength to open the damn can.
'O sure! Blame me for your stupidity!' Elvea said, looking pretty insulted.
'Don't you think it's a little bit childish to blame her for your stupidity?' I said.
'But she…' He started.
'Just clean up the mess will you? And next time, let a real man, or one of them…' I pointed at the guys. 'Open the can for you.' I walked back to the tree, grabbed my shirt and climbed back up. I sat there about 2 minutes, when Legolas climbed up too.
'Finally…' I whispered.
'I had to wait until Elvea and Boromir started talking before I could sneak up here.'
'Good enough…' We kissed. And well, we stayed up there for quite some time… :o) After a while we came back down.
'What were you two doing up there?' Faramir said when we came down.
'I was just sitting there, wrapped in my towel, when he came up and messed up my stuff.'
'I did not mess up your stuff.' Legolas said. I looked him in the eyes.
'Yes you did.' I said.
'Oh, you mean that, that's not messing up your stuff! I just placed it somewhere else!'
'You messed it up!'
'Did not!'
'Anyway, we got in a fight, and after a while, I grew bored of fighting with this brain-dead bad-excuse for an Elven prince…'
'Hey!' Legolas shouted.
'And climbed back down the tree, and he followed me!'
'Did not, I just climbed down the tree!'
'You followed me!' I said. 'As I was trying to say, before he interrupted me, we were just having a fight.'
'Sure you were, that's not what I heard.' Arwen said.
'What did you hear?' Legolas asked.
'Well, I don't know what you want to call it, but it sounded like someone trying to drink the last drops of soda from a can with a straw.' Oh Eru… she heard us? Oh my Eru…
'We were fighting, really.' Legolas said, in a last attempt to keep them on the wrong track. I don't think it worked… Oh well… We'll just pretend nothing happened, and nothing will happen, except for my master plan for tonight that is…
'Sure you were, and my elven ears didn't hear that.'
'Boromir was drinking soda.' I said.
'Not with a straw!' Boromir said. I decided this conversation was un- winnable, and took a run for it. I went beck to the river to swim some more. Thank Eru Vebor, Estel and Éomer didn't know what we'd been talking about on the shore.
After swimming, we went to make dinner. It was now around 19:00, and my stomach was empty yet again. We started cooking. Yep, we. Legolas, Faramir and I. Legolas made sure that everything went all right, I did the meat and Faramir the vegetables. After the cooking, there was dinner. Finally, I got to eat something. We sat down at the table. I sat next to Legolas, but we made it look like we were forced to sit next to each other, and continued to argue during the whole dinner.
'Can you tuck in you elbows, you're taking up the whole table.' I said.
'If you could chew with your mouth closed.'
'I am chewing with my mouth closed, the sound you're hearing is your own chewing.'
'Yeah, right.'
'Yeah.'
'Yeah?'
'Yeah!'
'Hand me the potatoes, will you, bitch.'
'Here you go, asshole.' I handed him the potatoes.
'Thanks.' Faramir, Boromir, Estel and Arwen gave us some strange looks. 'What?'
'Aren't you two supposed to be mad ad each other?' Faramir asked me.'
'We are.' I took a bite of my food.
'You don't look mad.'
'How do you mean?'
'Well, you don't put your heart in arguing anymore. Earlier today, you two rolled on the floor, laughing, and then the thing during swimming…'
'So?'
'Your point?'
'You two aren't angry at each other anymore! Something's going on…' He gave me a suspicious look. I'm sure one of them is going to find out sooner or later… Oh well, we probably can't keep it secret for the rest of our lives, and I'll get dumped after high school anyway, Legolas needs to marry his 'precious princess'. What a bitch. After dinner, it was almost time for the hobbits to show up. I waited, and waited, and waited… what if they couldn't find it? That wasn't going to happen, was it? They're able to find the camp, right? That's when I heard shouting.
'I found them! I found the camp!' I heard Merry's voice shout. 'It's over here guys!'
'We figured it was over there Merry.' I heard Frodo's voice. The hobbits walked into our camp.
'Hi guys!' I said as I jumped up and walked over to the hobbits. 'Where's the rest?'
'Sam and Rosie are, uh, delayed, and the dwarves are walking very slowly.'
'Aha. They are coming, aren't they?'
'Who? The dwarves? Yeah, of course.'
'Actually, I meant Sam and Rosie…'
'Oh, they said they'd show up a few minutes later, that's all.'
'Okay, cool. Well, this is our camp, feel free to take a look around, chairs are over there, fire's over there, river's over there, and most important, food's over there.' I said as I pointed to the things.
'Ah, food!' Pippin cheered. 'Our camp ran out of food this morning… all of us have been soooo hungry…' He almost drooled when he saw the food.
'You ran out of food?' I laughed. 'Silly Hobbits.' Merry and Pippin started tasting the snacks, Frodo took some careful bites of the deer-beef we had prepared and cut up into little pieces. Time to turn the music on. Vebor brought a ghetto blaster and cd's, and I had brought my own cd's to listen to with my portable c.d.-player. So, now everybody was here, the party could finally start. Vebor complained about his batteries being low, but I magically made the batteries recharge, and they wouldn't go empty for quite some time. :o) Get the party started!
Vebor opened the first bottle of liquor. We all took a swig or two, Éomer took quite some more, and was it me, or was Elvea drinking a lot as well? I took a few more sips, and so did Legolas. Time to put my plan in action…
'Hey Leg.'
'Hey Endy.'
'Got drunk yet?'
'I'm not supposed to really get drunk, right?'
'No, not really.'
'Okay.' We moved closer to each other and started talking about something unimportant. After a while, we started kissing. As long as we pretended to be drunk, we had a good excuse. Was my plan great, or not! Yeah, I sure had my bright moments. I had a good reason, I want to enjoy this as long as I still can. I could just magically kill his fiancée… That would be really evil, wouldn't it? But he does like the girl, he told me himself, he likes her, but he doesn't love her, so if I kill her, I would cause him grief… Ah man, why couldn't the world be less complicated?
As the evening passed, we drank more and more… I guess I really drank too much… I wasn't drunk, but my head felt a bit lighter than it used to, but that was a nice feeling. Or was the nice feeling kissing Legolas in public? Hmhmhm… It might be both… I dunno… anyway, the party lasted 'till early in the morning, and that's about when I crawled back into the tent. The hobbits didn't go back to their own camp, but they're spending the night in the field in front of my tent right now. I noticed that when I went to brush my teeth at the river and fell over Pippin. I ran into Legolas on the way to the river, and we talked some more, and I didn't really sleep in my tent tonight… Nothing happened, we just laid there, kissed a bit, and after that, we fell asleep, my head on his chest, his arm around my waist. I've never slept this good in my whole life!
I woke up, in the field next to the river where I fell asleep. How did my pillow get out here? I thought. I looked down. Oh, it was Legolas. I looked up. The sun was shining bright today. Sun? Shining? What? I was supposed to be in my tent! And certainly not here, in a field, with Legolas… O Eru… what if they found us here? I had to get out of here before anyone woke up. Come to think of it, the most of them were awake already. I got up and headed back to the river.
'Where are you going?' Legolas half said, half moaned, while he looked up at me.
'Away.'
'Why?'
'Because people aren't supposed to find us here, together.'
'Oh.' He laid his head back down. I reached the river and kneeled down. I washed my face with water and walked back to my tent to change clothes, after all, I was still wearing the same clothes as yesterday… I crawled back into the tent and changed clothes.
'Where've you been?' Arwen asked me.
'How do you mean?'
'You weren't here last night.'
'Yes I was.'
'No, you weren't here. I saw you fooling around with Legolas.' Now I had to put face 2 of my plan in motion.
'WHAT?'
'You mean you don't know?'
'I DID WHAT WITH LEGOLAS?!?'
'You really don't know?'
'I was a bit drunk okay!'
'I guess you were more than a bit drunk.'
'How do you mean?'
'You were kissing all night, and as you didn't sleep here last night…' Was I a convincing actress or not? :o)
'No way…' I whispered. 'Even if I was drunk, stoned and ate to many mushrooms, I wouldn't have done that…' that was the truth. I am only 16 you know… Okay, maybe he wanted to, I mean, he was 1632, I don't think I would be able to wait that long… but I wasn't, and if he really wanted to, he could always call his fiancée, I'm sure she's about his age, and in his kingdom (or princedom, whatever), girls would be begging for him too… Very depriving moment… Just realised I was very, very replaceable. Ah, dammit. Well, Arwen left the tent, and I sat there, thinking. And after that, I wrote in my diary, and I still am. Well, I think I'll go and sleep some more,
Namarië!
Endomiel
E/N: Hi there, sorry the update took so long… I wanted to update sooner, I really did, but I had some trouble writing this fic, as in, I didn't really know what to write about. So, I wrote about this *points up* and I hope you liked it! Anyway, remember, names, people, names! Oh, and R/R!!! Thanx!!
-noxxxforanyone,okayokay,afewforLegolas:P- Endomiel
Buh-bye,
-Noxxxforanyone,exceptmaybeforOrlandoand/or……:o)- Endomiel
(Did you guys already guess that I'm a big Orlando Bloom fan? Yep, thought you would. Oh well…)
Disclaimer: Still don't own any LotR characters, I wish! (Really, I do…) or, actually, I'd rather own Orlando… can you actually own real people? Hmhmhm… gotta do some research on that… Anyway, characters in other classes all belong to their *forgot the word I'm supposed to put here…* owners.
*ATTENTION!! POSSIBLE CRUELTY IN THIS CHAPTER!*
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Chapter 14: Return of the mushrooms.
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The 15th of Halimath, 1384 (Shire Reckoning)
Hi. I'm back, and a lot happier than yesterday. Legolas and I thought of a new diabolical master plan today, except that it's not really diabolical, but it is a plan. :o) I'll tell you all about it in a sec. I'll just start at the beginning of the day…
Got up early, but felt completely awake, and really good. Wonder how that comes… Anyway, I got up with a big smile on my face, and walked out of my tent. I saw the guys sitting at the table playing cards again.
'Hey Endy.' Faramir said.
'Hey Farry.'
'My name's Faramir.'
'And mine's Endomiel, try to call me that next time.'
'Oh, anyway, look what we found!'
'What did you find?'
'A supply tent!'
'You mean the little tent behind Legolas, Boromir and Estel's tent?''
'Yeah…'
'The one Boromir got the kettle from yesterday?'
'Uh, yeah…'
'The one with the extra food?'
'You mean you already found that?'
'Yep.'
'Oh. Anyway, we found food in the tent!'
'You mean bread and coffee?'
'And stuff to put on your bread.'
'And did you eat it all?'
'No, we decided to save it for breakfast.'
'Good boy.'
'So can we have breakfast now?'
'Don't you think you at least have to wait until Arwen's up?'
'Yeah… And maybe wait for Legolas and Elvea too…'
'We could do that.' I turned around. Legolas just exited his tent. He had a big smile on his face, but then again, so did I…
'Hey Legolas, how come you're so happy?' Boromir asked.
'I don't know actually, just felt like smiling today.'
'Sure.'
'Hey, where's Elvea?' Everybody looked around.
'I don't know.' I said. 'She wasn't in our tent when I left.'
'Anybody seen Elvea?' Legolas said. Nobody had seen her.
'What's all the fuss about?' Arwen said as she stepped out of our tent.
'Elvea's missing.' Legolas said. Like he'd care. Because he didn't, right?
'I haven't seen her.' Arwen said.
'I don't know what you are going to do, but I'm going to look for her.' Legolas said as he started to run to the river.
'Shouldn't you get dressed first?' I said. Not that I mind him running around in his boxers all day… He ran back into his tent. Some 2 minutes later, he came out dressed in the cool skate jeans I picked out for him the other day and some sleeveless shirt. Very nice. My smile grew. Arwen elbowed me in the ribs. My smile almost disappeared. Almost…
'Hey, I'll help!' Boromir said. 'C'mon Éomer, you help to! This might be you chance…' He whispered to Éomer.
'I'll help to.' Éomer grunted. They were already dressed, and I think they'd been up quite some while.
'I think I'll stay here to make breakfast.' Faramir said.
'I'll help in a sec.' I said. 'I think I'll get dressed first… And Faramir, don't drink all the coffee will ya?' I crawled back into my, or our, tent. Got dressed in yet another pair of baggy jeans. Well, actually this was the same pair of yeans as I was wearing last uhm... well, somewhere last week, but anyway, they were washed and therefore clean again. How interesting to know, don't you think? Anyway, back to the main story…
Got dressed in a pair of baggy jeans and the 'Cloud' T-shirt. That's a happy shirt, and you all know how happy I am… :o) Climbed back out of the tent. Legolas, Boromir and Éomer had already left. Don't they ever wait for me? Guys… No point on looking for her now, they've probably found her by now. Sat down at the table with Faramir.
'Weren't you going too look for Elvea?'
'Nah, they probably found her already.'
'They might have.' Sat there 5 minutes, no sign of the guys or Elvea. 5 minutes later, still no sign. 5 minutes later, were they really looking for her anyway? 5 minutes later, was that Boromir carrying something big walking towards the camp? Was that big thing Elvea? Was he strong enough to carry Elvea? Wait a sec, Elvea's an Elf right? I guess everyone's strong enough to carry an Elf. Oh well… Back to the point, was that her? I guess so. It did have long bond hair, so it must be her. It wasn't Legolas was it? Was it? I ran towards them.
'Is he alright?' It was Elvea. 'Oh, never mind. I see you've found her.'
'You're enthusiastic.'
'I thought it was Legolas okay.'
'And then you found out it wasn't and you didn't care?'
'Yeah…' He gave me an "AHA!" look. 'No! No! Never mind…' Elvea moaned. She was waking up. She slowly opened her eyes and blinked because of the sun. She lifted her head and looked around. She opened her mouth.
'What the Mordor?' She shouted. 'Put me down this instant!' Yep, Elvea's back all right. 'What are you doing? Put me down!' She worked her way out of Boromir's hands. In other words, he put her down.
'Are you okay?' Boromir asked her.
'I'm fine thank you.' She stamped over to our tent, crawled in and closed the zipper. Someone's got a bad temper.
'What's with her?' Faramir asked.
'I dunno.' I said. At that point, Estel and Legolas returned.
'See, he's still in one piece.' Boromir said.
'Who's still in one piece?' Legolas asked. I glared at Boromir. If he dared to say something…
'You are.' He said. Why doesn't anyone ever do what I tell them to? What's happening to this world? Who will they listen to, if they don't even listen to the Goddess of Evil? Don't tell me they're going to listen to that poor excuse of a goddess of good! No, I still don't know who the Goddess of Good is, but if the world is this evil, she's not doing a good job, at all.
'Why would I not be fine?' Legolas replied.
'Well, it would really be like you to fall of a rock and hurt yourself or something stupid like that.' I really hoped they were going to believe this… He turned around to face Boromir and Estel. Good boy, just pretend you hate me…
'Breakfast is ready!' Arwen called from the table.
'Hey! I was going to serve breakfast!' Faramir said.
'You should have done it while you still had the chance.' Why was everyone so obsessed with serving stuff? We sat down at the table. Elvea decided to join us after al, and she sat next to Legolas. We ate, while talking about all kinds of things. At a certain point, Estel brought in the subject of "Dinner".
'What are we going to have for dinner?' He said, looking me in the eye.
'Well, we could have fish again…' Elvea moaned. I glared at her. 'But I could also get some meat if you guys would rather have a barbeque.'
'I'd like that.' Boromir said. 'Where were you going to get the meat?'
'I could uh, hunt deer or something.'
'I like deer meat…' Faramir licked his lips.
'Do you mean you'll have to kill an innocent deer?' Arwen said. O please, don't try to work on my conscious, I'm pretending not to have one. It's really hard being Evil, and having a conscious, you know.
'Are you sure you're able to do that?' Legolas said.
'Why wouldn't I?' I said.
'You are a girl.'
'And you're a boy. Right?' He glared at me.
'Maybe you'll chicken out at the last moment.'
'Why would I do that?'
'You're a girl.'
'And your point is…'
'Someone should go with you to make sure we get something for dinner tonight.'
'Why don't you go if you think you're so though?'
'Fine with me.'
'Fine.'
'Fine.' Good, that would mean some time alone this afternoon. :o)
'I'll come too.' Boromir said. O damn…
'Uh, Boromir, you can't come.' Legolas said.
'Why not?'
'Humans make to much noise.'
'I can be really quite.'
'No, you can't you're a human.'
'And besides, you can't shoot.' I added.
'I can shoot.'
'Yeah, but you'll miss, we actually want to have something to eat tonight you know.' Boromir grunted.
'Okay… you two go… I'll go find herbs or stuff…' Good boy. Almost lost our time alone for a sec…
After that, it was pretty quite at the table. At one point, I reached out to grab some bread, and so did Legolas. Or hands met. We quickly drew our hands back. He stuck his hand out to the bread, grabbed some, and handed it to me.
'Thanks.'
'You're welcome.' Our faces flushed. Faramir said something to Boromir. Boromir looked at Legolas, and then at me. Both he and Faramir grinned. What? What did I do?
After breakfast, Elvea dragged Legolas off to have a talk. She looked like she was going to dump him. Oh well, that's not that big of a loss for him. They were probably going to have a nice long chat. They walked into the forest. I guess the long chat wasn't as long as I thought it would be, 'cause they were back in like, uh, 5 minutes or so.
'Are you going to join me in a deer hunt or are you going to chicken out?' I said while I sharpened the points of my arrows and straightened the feathers on the back end.
'I'm ready when you are.' He replied. Good.
'Then we'll leave in a few minutes.' I said as I tightened the bowstring. A few minutes later, I got up and grabbed my bag witch I had packed with rope, spare arrows (didn't feel like bringing a quiver, those things are really heavy), a small and a big knife, some food and drinks.
'Ready to leave yet?'
'I'm leaving right now.' I said.
'Good. I was wondering if you were still going or if you'd tell me to go on my own.'
'You wouldn't survive an hour out there.' I lead the way to the woods. We walked into the woods.
'I wonder if we'll get dinner tonight…' Boromir said.
'I wonder if they'll be back in time for dinner…' Faramir replied. I felt the urge to turn around and shoot them, but then again, they had a point… :o)
Some ten minutes later, we reached a nice open spot in the woods. We looked around to see if nobody followed us, but they hadn't.
'Finally, some time alone.' Legolas said as he kissed me.
'Don't you think we have to get something for dinner first?' I managed to say.
'We've got the whole day to do that.'
'We've also got the whole day to do this.' I said while I kissed him back.
'And your point is…'
'Never mind. We've got the whole day to shoot food.' Okay, you guys get the picture. I won't describe the next half an hour, for it will be pretty boring for you guys to read. Anyway, half an hour later, we weren't standing anymore, but we were lying on the floor, the same way we always lie.
'Is that food I smell?' Legolas said as he ran his hand through my hair.
'I dunno.' We laid there silent for a while. 'Is that pipe-weed I smell?' I said as I sat up.
'How would pipe weed get into the forest?'
'I dunno.' I stood up and walked over to where the smell was coming from. 'What are you doing?'
'I'm trying to find where it's coming from.'
'Why?'
'Maybe I can have some'
'What about me?'
'Maybe you can have some too, but don't count on it.' He walked towards me and wrapped his arms around my waist.
'Forget about the weed, we can have fun here…' He tried to pull me back down.
'Trust me, pipe weed is so much more fun.'
'How do you mean?'
'Remember me and my encounter with the Rivendell mushrooms?'
'Yeah…'
'Well, pipe-weed's kinda the same, but less severe.'
'And?'
'You have never smoked pipe-weed before have you?'
'I grew up in Mirkwood, would ya think?'
'Oh, right.' I ran off in the direction the smell was coming from.
'Hey, wait for me!' He came running after me. We reached an open place. I halted. So did he. 'What do you see?'
'Tents.'
'That all?'
'No, also Hobbits.'
'Hobbits?'
'Yeah, see, that's Merry over there, and that must be Pippin with the pipe over there, and that means that must be Frodo, because Sam's over there with Rosie.'
'Anything else?'
'Two certain dwarves.'
'How did they get here?'
'Gee, I don't know, maybe this is where they're supposed to spend camp.'
'Oh, right…' I walked into the camp.
'Hey guys.' I said.
'Hey Endy!' Pippin greeted me.
'Hey Pip, where did you guys get the pipe-weed?'
'We brought it.' Merry said, a mischievous grin on his face.
'But where did you get it?'
'The stores in Rivendell.'
'Oh. I think I'll go there next weekend.' I said.
'We got a really good deal there.' Merry said as he took a, uh, well, whatever you call it, from the pipe. 'You can have some is you want.' He handed me the pipe.
'Sure.' I also took a, uh, an uh, never mind, I just took some. All troubles floated out of my mind. This was some good stuff. I sat down with the Hobbits.
'Can I have some too?' Legolas asked.
'Sure.' I handed him the pipe. He took some. 'Now don't go taking to much on your first try!' I laughed. Legolas started coughing.
'Hey, take it easy fella.' Pippin said.
'I'm… Okay…' He coughed. We started laughing. Poor guy, choking on his first taste of pipe-weed. Very funny sight tho. :o) Luckily, the effects of pipe-weed don't last that long, and Legolas was back to normal, in the way of back on earth, in a few minutes.
'And?' I looked at him with questioning eyes.
'It's okay.' He said.
'Want some more?'
'Sure.' We took some more. This would be enough for today. Don't want to over-do it. Legolas moved closer to me. 'You know, you look even more beautiful now.' Everybody turned around to look at us.
'Legolas, no-one's supposed to know remember?' I whispered so they couldn't hear.
'Oh well.' He said as he kissed me. Now what? I could just continue kissing and blame it all on the weed. Also could just continue kissing and pretend we're an item, they wouldn't know the difference anyway.
'Uh, Endomiel…' Pippin started talking to me.
'What is it Pippin?' I turned around.
'What are you doing?'
'Kissing me…' Legolas said as he turned me head to face him.
'That, I can see.' Pippin said. 'Are you two…?'
'Only on special occasions.' Legolas mumbled.
'Special occasions?' Merry asked.
'When we've been drinking, or smoking, or when no-one's looking.' Great Legolas! Just blow our cover! This was not good at all… Well, the kissing was, but the situation wasn't. You get my point. The smoke was clearing out of my head. And I guess Legolas returned to this planet too, since he stopped kissing me and sat back up. I got back up.
'Well, uh, we have to be leaving soon, don't mind what Legolas said, It's just the weed, maybe we'll see you guys, buh-bye!' I grabbed Legolas' arm and dragged him off.
'Hey, wait a sec!' Pippin came running towards us. Great, what was next? 'Maybe our two camps can get together sometime!'
'That's not such a bad idea.' I said.
'You guys can stop by at our camp tonight if you want.' Legolas said. 'We're throwing a party.'
'Cool. Where is your camp?'
'Just keep heading in that direction and you'll walk straight into it.' I said as I pointed out the direction.
'Okay, we'll be there around 8:30, okay?'
'Okay, see you there!' Legolas and I walked back into the woods. We'd better hunt down a deer pretty soon, it was around lunch already, and we still had to clean the meat, and chop it up in pieces, and, well, a lot of work.
'Hey Legolas, what do you think of getting to the hunting some time soon.'
'I guess we could do that.'
'We can start tracking right here.'
'How do you mean?' I pointed at the deer tracks at my feet. 'Oh.' We followed the track. It soon was joined be several other tracks. Some ten minutes later, I saw the deer. Quite a few actually.
'Hey Legolas, what about the one to the left?' I whispered.
'Hmhmhm… Don't you think the one to the centre's better?' I looked at the deer he gestured at.
'Could give it a try.' I whispered.
'Okay. I'll sneak up to the left, you wait here, and when I stick my thumb up, shoot.'
'Okay. But where should I aim, back leg? Front leg? Neck?'
'Try to hit the neck, otherwise back leg, okay?'
'Okay.' Legolas started sneaking over to the left of the deer. He stuck his hand up in a wait gesture. Three fingers. Two… one… I shot. He shot. I hit the neck, he hit the back leg. He ran out to the deer and cut it's throat with his knife. Blood was going everywhere. I'd never done anything like it, and I felt sick. Fish sure where something different. At least they didn't bleed all over the place… I walked to where Legolas sat and pulled my arrow out of the neck of the deer.
'Good shot!' He said.
'Same for you…' I whispered with a pale face.
'What's the matter with you?' I pointed at the blood. 'Well, you could expect it to bleed.'
'Now what?' I managed to say.
'You've never hunted deer before, have you?'
'No.' I looked away.
'Well, we have to carry it back to camp, so we might as well take all the intestines out so we won't have to carry stuff for nothing.'
'Sure. You do that, I think I'll go have a walk or something.'
'Okay. Be back in 15 minutes okay?'
'Okay…' I walked off, not looking back. This was just, like really, there are no words to describe how gross this is! This was even grosser than the sight of Legolas and Elvea kissing! (And that's a gross sight, believe me! I mean, the picture is just so wrong, it's gross.) Some 15 minutes later, I returned. Legolas had tied the deer to a big stick.
'If you carry that end, I'll carry this end.' He said.
'Sure.' I picked up one end of the stick at my feet. He picked up the other end, and we walked towards camp. Some 5 minutes later, we'd almost reached camp, Legolas put the stick down. He walked over to me.
'You can put the stick down now.' He said.
'Okay.' I put the stick down. When I stood back up, Legolas caught me in a kiss. 'What do you think you're doing?' I whispered in-between kisses.
'This is our last chance. We're close to camp now, and this is probably our last time alone today.' That's when I came up with my diabolical master plan. Except that the plan is not diabolical, but I don't care. Oh great, now I had a not-diabolical diabolical plan. I only have to tell Legolas about my plan, and that's what I did. He actually thought it was a pretty good idea. I smirk grew on my face.
'I guess I'll have to wipe that smirk off your face.' He whispered.
'You can try, but I don't think it'll work.' He tried. It didn't work.
'Don't say that.' He said.
'Say what?'
'I know that look in your eyes! That's when you're about to say…'
'Say what? Told you so?'
'Yeah… that's it.'
'Hey, told you so.'
'Just pick the stick up okay? It's time to get back to camp.'
'Sure it is.' I picked up the stick.
'Okay, say something mean to me.'
'Huh?'
'We're supposed to argue, remember.'
'Yeah, but what do I have to say?'
'Think of something!'
'You think of something.'
'What? You can't even think of something?'
'I always have to come up with the ideas, you think of something for a change.'
'What, I was the one that came up with the plan how to kill the deer.' We walked into the camp.
'I didn't need your stupid plan, I could have just shot the deer myself.'
'But how would you get it back to camp?'
'I'll think of something, I always think of something.'
'Come on, like you come up with every plan.'
'Yeah, I do. I have a plan for every situation.'
'You do?'
'Yeah.'
'Then you find a way to get the deer over to the fire.' Legolas dropped the deer and sat down on a log, next to Éomer.
'Fight again?' Éomer said. Hey, we actually had a fight, didn't we? Cool! Is that a bad sign? That we can actually fight about fighting? –Mental note to self: think that one out when you have the time for it –
'Do you think I can actually spend an afternoon around her, *NOT* fighting?' Legolas replied.
'Uhm, yeah.'
'Hey Faramir.' I said. 'Want to help clean out the deer corps?'
'Am I helping you or Legolas?'
'I don't know.' I said as I looked at Legolas.
'I'll do it.' Legolas said. 'Since you obviously don't have a clue about how to do it.'
'I do to.'
'You do not.'
'Do to.'
'Prove it.'
'You prove it.'
'How am I supposed to prove that you know how to do it?'
'You're not that bright, are you? What I mean is, you prove that you *do* know how to clean the corpse.' Legolas stood up and walked to the corpse.
'Faramir, grab the other end. We're going to clean the meat.'
'We are?'
'Yeah, now get you ass over here.' They headed for the river. Suckers! I actually tricked them in doing the cleaning. :oP I grinned and sat down next to Éomer.
'Where's everybody?' I asked Éomer.
'Well, Faramir's over with Legolas, Arwen and Estel are over there, making a rope or something like that, Boromir and Vebor are taking a stroll down at the riverside, I'm right here, you're right here… That covers everything, doesn't it?'
'Where's Elvea?'
'Oh, right, she's in her tent.' He grumbled. I couldn't blame him for 'forgetting' Elvea, I don't seem to notice her either. She's always in her tent or at the riverside. Oh well, I can't say I really miss her, judging on what I've seen of her the past few days, but then again, they did break up this morning, didn't they? I have to ask Legolas that during my master plan tonight. Wait! I still have to tell everybody about tonight!
'Hey, guys, listen up!' I said, or actually, I almost shouted. Estel and Arwen turned towards me, and so did Boromir and Vebor, who just returned from their walk, even Elvea popped her head out of my tent. 'I have an announcement to make!'
'What? Are you and Legolas back together already?' Boromir said. I shot a deadly glare at him. Really, the glare was deadly. If I had used just a little bit of my goddess powers, he would be very much dead.
'Not funny Boromir.' I said. How could he be so right? 'What I was trying to say, is that I, not Legolas but I, found the camp of the Hobbits this morning, and invited them over for a party here tonight.'
'Cool. I guess sending you two out actually had something good to it for us too, instead of only good for the two of you.' Boromir got another deadly look. Very angry, deadly look. I swear, I was going to use some magic on that guy one of these days, and that's not good magic, trust me.
Some hour later, don't ask me what I did during that hour, because you'll get a detailed list of what was happening in and around camp during that our. You're asking? Okay, check the little piece of paper down below.
*Enclosed little piece of paper witch you happen to look on*
14:25 – a pinecone 'fell' in-between Arwen and Estel.
14:26 – a pinecone 'fell' on my head, thank you Estel.
14:27 – a few pinecones 'fell' from a tree and hit his head. I love my magic.
14:28 – several pinecones hit my head. He's going to pay for this…
14:29 – branched filled with pinecones falls from tree… on Estel's head. Try to top that!
14:30 – Arwen and Estel start making out. Seem to have forgotten all about me.
14:31 – found something else to do since Estel and Arwen act like I'm not here.
14:32 – the log I was poking fell down and set grass outside the stone circle on fire. Oops…
14:33 – Éomer finds out about fire and runs off to get water.
14:37 – Éomer returns with bucket of water and a panicking Faramir and shouting Legolas. Might want to describe this in diary…
14:38 – got a sever lecture about how stupid I am and that I'm not supposed to play with fire from Legolas.
14:39 – still lecturing…
14:40 – yep, still lecturing…
14:41 – uh-huh, lecture continues…
14:42 – you guessed it, still lecturing…
14:43 – Legolas found out about this piece of paper and started yelling that I'd better listen to him, or else… I wonder what the or else is…
14:44 – he took away my pen, but I have a reserve.
14:48 – I am victorious! Got my pen back. Did take quite a while since Legolas didn't want to give me my pen back, and we ended up on the ground, all tangled up and laughing.
14:49 – I have nothing to do anymore.
14:50 – Legolas and Faramir walked back to the river toe finish cleaning the river. Last hope for fun is now gone.
14:51 – found out I am easily bored. Man, I need something to do…
14:52 – can the world be even duller?
14:53 – no
14:54 – certainly not.
14:55 – Legolas and Faramir returned with food.
14:56 – I am hungry, but have to wait until dinner before I can eat…
14:57 – the food… it is calling me… I can hear it…
14:58 – I will now start my quest to snatch a piece of meat from the pile Legolas is guarding.
15:07 – managed to lure Legolas away from the meat and am now roasting a piece above the fire.
15:08 – Legolas: what are you doing Endomiel?
Me: nothing Legolas.
Legolas: Are you sure?
Me: totally.
Legolas: then what's that steak doing on the barbeque?
Me: roasting?
15:09 – Legolas took my steak away from me. Evil Elf.
15:10 – just remembered that I am goddess of evil.
15:11 – steak appeared on barbecue out of nowhere. Go me!
15:15 – this isn't working, steak still not done.
15:16 – I 'made' the steak be done now.
15:17 – ate the stake.
15:18 – still hungry…
15:19 – Elvea got out of tent and sat on log at fire.
15:20 – Éomer got up from log and sat at picnic table.
15:22 – am very bored.
15:23 – am very, very bored
15:24 – Legolas sat next to me on log.
15:25 – started poking fire with stick again.
15:26 – Legolas took my stick away from me. Why does he always take stuff away from me? What's the use? What's the… Hey! Give me my pen back!
15:27 – have to get my other pen back for that one writes better.
15:28 – am now here an hour. Still very bored. Still don't have my other pen back. I think I'll get that back now. Yes, will certainly get that pen back now. I am going to literally jump on Legolas in order to retrieve my pen.
15:29 – Legolas gave me my pen back. Jumped him anyway. Go me! Rally, you should have seen me go. I didn't even know I could run that fast.
15:33 – Legolas caught up with me. Didn't turn out to be that bad after all…
*End of piece of paper*
As I was trying to say, it wasn't that interesting, but I'll tell you about a few things anyway.
I was sitting on a log at the fire, poking the fire, as usual. I poked a little stick that was lying under a big log. The little stick somehow got even smaller, and the log fell down. Sparks went everywhere. The grass lit. It started to smoke. I was really trying to make the fire go out. Stepping on the fire and things like that. Éomer turned around to say something to me, and he saw the flames coming out from underneath my shoe. Yes, the fire was flaming now.
'What did you do?' Éomer yelled.
'Well, nothing really…'
'O god…' He grabbed a bucket and ran off in the direction of the river. A few minutes later, the fire was slowly spreading but no one seemed to notice (Estel and Arwen, well they uh, they only saw each other, Vebor and Boromir, well, they were playing cards or something), Éomer returned with a bucket of water, a hysterically screaming Faramir, and a very, very angry looking Legolas. What? I didn't burn down his tent or anything like that!
'What did you do?' Legolas yelled.
'Uh, well, nothing really, I was looking t the fire…' I said.
'She was poking it again.' Éomer said as he threw the water over the fire. He managed to keep the campfire flaming, but the uh, 'extra' fire died.
'Were you poking the fire again?'
'No…' He looked me in the eye. 'Yeah.'
'Didn't you parents teach you not to play with fire?'
'Yeah, but…'
'No buts, leave the fire alone!' Who does he think he is anyway? My mother? If I want to poke the fire, I poke the fire! 'Do you know what could have happened? You could have burnt down the whole camp, or even worse, the forest! How stupid can you be? Playing with fire like that! Think! Think before you do something next time!' And he continued to lecture me like that for 5 minutes. Why did he do that? I got his point after one minute! After 5 minutes, he found out about me keeping a list of what happened in cam the past few minutes. He got royally pissed. He can do that, he's a prince.
'What are you doing?' He shouted.
'Nothing.' I whispered.
'Are you writing?'
'No.'
'You're writing! Do you actually listen when I'm talking to you?'
'Yes, of course.'
'Then why are you writing?'
'Uhm…'
'Do you actually think that it's going to work between us when you don't even listen to what I'm saying?' Okay, Éomer heard that… I know, because he looked at me very strangely. Very, very strangely. I, correction, *we* are going to have problems with that statement…
'I do listen…' I whispered.
'What was I talking about?'
'How stupid it is to play with fire, and uhm, that I should leave the fire alone, and uhm…' Okay, so I wasn't listening. So what? Like it really matters! I heard it all before… come on, do you guys think I never set anything on fire before? I'm goddess of evil for Eru's sake! I like fire! Okay, okay, I haven't done much more then lighting a pipe every once and a while, so what? And that one time Merry, Pippin and I made a fire in the forest (we were camping there) (yes, Fordo & Sam where there too) and the fire got out of control, and the tent-thing we were staying in kinda caught fire and burnt down… kinda reminds me of something… But we had a lot of fun tho. A smile appeared on my face.
'What? Are you laughing at me?' Legolas was really getting angry now… uh- oh…
'No, no, of course not!' I said. I really had to find a way to save my ass before it was to late…
'That what are you laughing at?' Oh Eru… what do I answer here? This is a trick question, isn't it?
'I was thinking of something funny.'
'So you weren't listening.' I knew it, it's a trick question…
'Of course I was! I was just…'
'Thinking of something else for a sec? You know, never mind, burn everything down next time, I don't care.' I started writing again. 'Are you writing again? Gimme that.' He grabbed my pen out of my hand. I looked up at him with big blue eyes, trying to get my pen back that way. 'That's not going to work, you're not getting you pen back.'
'Why not?'
'You should learn some respect for other people.'
'And you want to teach me that by taking away my pen.'
'Yes.' He walked over to the table and sat down.
'I have a spare anyway.' I mocked.
'What did you say?'
'Nothing.' Must get my pen back. That pen writes much better as this one. Stupid pen. I had to think of a plan to get my pen back. Hmhmhm… I could just walk over there and demand my pen back, or else… but then I have to think of an 'or else'… wait, I know an or else! I'll cancel my master plan for tonight! Wait, I don't want to do that, I want to put the plan into action … :o) You don't know my plan, do you? Well, you'll find out soon, very soon… anyway, think of something else.
I could just magic it back over here. I looked at my pen. He was holding it. I guess he would notice that the pen disappeared if I tried to magically make it go to over-here, wouldn't he?
I could just walk over there, grab my pen, and run for it. How fast can he run? I think I'll be able to run a bit faster if I use magic. I could turn myself invisible and just grab the pen. I could also just jump him and try to get my pen back. That would certainly be the most fun…
I think I'll just walk over there and ask my pen back, and if he says no, I'll just grab it. He did the same to me. I walked over to Legolas.
'Can I uhm, can I have my pen back?' I said. Éomer started laughing. 'What's your problem?'
'You're asking you pen back?' Éomer laughed.
'Yeah, what's so funny about that?'
'You? Asking? I'm sorry, it's just a funny sight…' Éomer almost rolled off his chair. I guess it wasn't really my style to go asking my stuff back, but then again, most people don't take stuff away from me.
'Can I?' I asked Legolas.
'Would you give me my pen back if I asked you?' Was this another trick question? Of course not! He'll have to find his pen first. But I'd better say yes, maybe he'll give my pen back.
'Yes, of course.' I answered. I could see doubt in his eyes. My plan was working! He might actually give my pen back!
'You're not getting it yet.' He said. Damn! I snatched the pen out of his hand and turned around. I guess he was prepared on me doing that… He jumped op from his seat and grabbed the pen back.
'Hey!' I shouted. He did a few steps backwards and wanted to sit back down. No he wasn't! I tackled him. There we went, rolling over the ground, 'fighting' over a pen. Everything's a good reason to get close together… Hah! I got the pen! I crawled back up to my feet. Didn't quite make it to my feet… Legolas tackled me. The pen went flying through the air. We ran after it. He reached the pen first. He grabbed it and tried to keep it in his hand. Of course, I managed to pull him to the ground and tried to open his hand to get the pen out. He dropped the pen on the other side of his body. I crawled around him. He fell. Anyway, to make a long story short… wait, it's already a long story… oh well… As I was trying to say, he fell, I fell, and there we were. I was lying on his chest, laughing like the world would end, and so was he. We were having fun, but the other guys, well, they didn't know what to think of it. Boromir and Vebor were looking at us, jaws on the ground. Éomer was sitting on his log, looking pretty sad actually. Arwen and Estel, well, they actually looked, with is pretty strange, because well, you know. I rolled off Legolas, and laid next to him, still trying to recover from the big laugh. Something stuck in my back. I turned around. There were two things, the pen and the necklace. The necklace… I quickly grabbed the necklace and but it back in my pocket.
'What's that?' Boromir asked.
'Nothing.'
'Are you sure?'
'Yeah I'm sure!' What is it with these people? They keep asking me, "are you sure" "are you this" "are you that" … when I say something, I mean it! Really! Okay, so I may not be serious, but I still know what I'm saying! Boromir walked over the laughing/dieing person who used to be my boyfriend Legolas and me.
'I'm sure it was something.' He said.
'No, it's nothing, really.'
'What is it?' Legolas asked. I looked him in the eye. 'Oh, that.'
'What? What is it?'
'My pen.' I said and I covered the men with my foot.
'Oh, that thing. I thought I saw some kind of jewellery, a ring or necklace or something like that.'
'You know I don't wear jewellery.'
'I know, I just saw something shiny.' He walked back to the table and sat back down with Vebor.
'Here, I'll help you up.' I said as I stood my hand out to Legolas. He grabbed my hand.
'That was close.' He said as he pulled me to the ground and stood up. I landed on the ground at his feet. He stood there laughing. Very funny. Guys and their humour…
Faramir and Legolas walked back to the river to uh, I guess continue cleaning the meat or something, I don't think, or in some cases hope, they were doing anything else. Me and my sick mind…
Well, you already know about the steak, and the second time he took my pen away, so I might as well get to the time after that. Well, we went swimming. Very much fun really. It was Faramir's idea, and after we'd changed into our swimming-suits, we ran over to the river. Elvea walked behind us, mocking, and so did Éomer actually. We all stood at the edge of the river. I did I few steps back, ran, and jumped.
'Bombs away!!' I shouted. Legolas, Arwen and Elvea, being elves, were gone before the water came, but the rest… Let's just say my magic made the water go a bit higher then it was supposed to, and they got soaked. :o) I had a very good laugh, and so did Legolas. Even Elvea smiled! But the rest of them… I think I'll get drowned today… They put their stuff under a tree. I put my stuff in a tree, and so did Legolas. I think my stuff would be safer in a tree. And if Legolas and I happened to go up the tree at the same time by accident, well, let's just say it wouldn't be that bad… The swimming was fun, the guys tried to drown me a few times, but they didn't succeed. Duh! I'm Goddess of Evil, they won't trick me! Boromir sure felt that… he tried to drown me, but I turned around and he backed away.
'Boromir, is that a twister?' I said.
'No, of course not!' Ya think? Of course it is… mwuhahaha… what went wrong there? Oh, right. MWUHAHAHAH!!! That's better. Gee, Boromir just got caught in a water-twister-thingy. Much fun for us, less fun for Boromir. Oh well, too bad for him. After he got out of the whirl, he crawled up on the shore and sat with Elvea. After a while, so did i. But I didn't sit with them, I walked over to the tree and climbed in. Legolas and I agreed on that I would go into the tree, and he would come too a few minutes later. I climbed in the tree and grabbed my stuff. Somewhere during the grabbing stage, my shirt fell out of the tree. I climbed back down. What was this? Was this mountain dew on my shirt? I turned around. Boromir was holding an opened can of mountain dew. He was so dead…
'Boromir, what did you do to my shirt?'
'I didn't do anything!'
'There's mountain dew on my shirt!'
'I didn't do it!'
'You're the only one holding a drink, so it must be you.'
'It wasn't me, it was her drink!' he pointed at Elvea. Sure Boromir, it's all her fault. She looked so tired, she probably didn't even have the strength to open the damn can.
'O sure! Blame me for your stupidity!' Elvea said, looking pretty insulted.
'Don't you think it's a little bit childish to blame her for your stupidity?' I said.
'But she…' He started.
'Just clean up the mess will you? And next time, let a real man, or one of them…' I pointed at the guys. 'Open the can for you.' I walked back to the tree, grabbed my shirt and climbed back up. I sat there about 2 minutes, when Legolas climbed up too.
'Finally…' I whispered.
'I had to wait until Elvea and Boromir started talking before I could sneak up here.'
'Good enough…' We kissed. And well, we stayed up there for quite some time… :o) After a while we came back down.
'What were you two doing up there?' Faramir said when we came down.
'I was just sitting there, wrapped in my towel, when he came up and messed up my stuff.'
'I did not mess up your stuff.' Legolas said. I looked him in the eyes.
'Yes you did.' I said.
'Oh, you mean that, that's not messing up your stuff! I just placed it somewhere else!'
'You messed it up!'
'Did not!'
'Anyway, we got in a fight, and after a while, I grew bored of fighting with this brain-dead bad-excuse for an Elven prince…'
'Hey!' Legolas shouted.
'And climbed back down the tree, and he followed me!'
'Did not, I just climbed down the tree!'
'You followed me!' I said. 'As I was trying to say, before he interrupted me, we were just having a fight.'
'Sure you were, that's not what I heard.' Arwen said.
'What did you hear?' Legolas asked.
'Well, I don't know what you want to call it, but it sounded like someone trying to drink the last drops of soda from a can with a straw.' Oh Eru… she heard us? Oh my Eru…
'We were fighting, really.' Legolas said, in a last attempt to keep them on the wrong track. I don't think it worked… Oh well… We'll just pretend nothing happened, and nothing will happen, except for my master plan for tonight that is…
'Sure you were, and my elven ears didn't hear that.'
'Boromir was drinking soda.' I said.
'Not with a straw!' Boromir said. I decided this conversation was un- winnable, and took a run for it. I went beck to the river to swim some more. Thank Eru Vebor, Estel and Éomer didn't know what we'd been talking about on the shore.
After swimming, we went to make dinner. It was now around 19:00, and my stomach was empty yet again. We started cooking. Yep, we. Legolas, Faramir and I. Legolas made sure that everything went all right, I did the meat and Faramir the vegetables. After the cooking, there was dinner. Finally, I got to eat something. We sat down at the table. I sat next to Legolas, but we made it look like we were forced to sit next to each other, and continued to argue during the whole dinner.
'Can you tuck in you elbows, you're taking up the whole table.' I said.
'If you could chew with your mouth closed.'
'I am chewing with my mouth closed, the sound you're hearing is your own chewing.'
'Yeah, right.'
'Yeah.'
'Yeah?'
'Yeah!'
'Hand me the potatoes, will you, bitch.'
'Here you go, asshole.' I handed him the potatoes.
'Thanks.' Faramir, Boromir, Estel and Arwen gave us some strange looks. 'What?'
'Aren't you two supposed to be mad ad each other?' Faramir asked me.'
'We are.' I took a bite of my food.
'You don't look mad.'
'How do you mean?'
'Well, you don't put your heart in arguing anymore. Earlier today, you two rolled on the floor, laughing, and then the thing during swimming…'
'So?'
'Your point?'
'You two aren't angry at each other anymore! Something's going on…' He gave me a suspicious look. I'm sure one of them is going to find out sooner or later… Oh well, we probably can't keep it secret for the rest of our lives, and I'll get dumped after high school anyway, Legolas needs to marry his 'precious princess'. What a bitch. After dinner, it was almost time for the hobbits to show up. I waited, and waited, and waited… what if they couldn't find it? That wasn't going to happen, was it? They're able to find the camp, right? That's when I heard shouting.
'I found them! I found the camp!' I heard Merry's voice shout. 'It's over here guys!'
'We figured it was over there Merry.' I heard Frodo's voice. The hobbits walked into our camp.
'Hi guys!' I said as I jumped up and walked over to the hobbits. 'Where's the rest?'
'Sam and Rosie are, uh, delayed, and the dwarves are walking very slowly.'
'Aha. They are coming, aren't they?'
'Who? The dwarves? Yeah, of course.'
'Actually, I meant Sam and Rosie…'
'Oh, they said they'd show up a few minutes later, that's all.'
'Okay, cool. Well, this is our camp, feel free to take a look around, chairs are over there, fire's over there, river's over there, and most important, food's over there.' I said as I pointed to the things.
'Ah, food!' Pippin cheered. 'Our camp ran out of food this morning… all of us have been soooo hungry…' He almost drooled when he saw the food.
'You ran out of food?' I laughed. 'Silly Hobbits.' Merry and Pippin started tasting the snacks, Frodo took some careful bites of the deer-beef we had prepared and cut up into little pieces. Time to turn the music on. Vebor brought a ghetto blaster and cd's, and I had brought my own cd's to listen to with my portable c.d.-player. So, now everybody was here, the party could finally start. Vebor complained about his batteries being low, but I magically made the batteries recharge, and they wouldn't go empty for quite some time. :o) Get the party started!
Vebor opened the first bottle of liquor. We all took a swig or two, Éomer took quite some more, and was it me, or was Elvea drinking a lot as well? I took a few more sips, and so did Legolas. Time to put my plan in action…
'Hey Leg.'
'Hey Endy.'
'Got drunk yet?'
'I'm not supposed to really get drunk, right?'
'No, not really.'
'Okay.' We moved closer to each other and started talking about something unimportant. After a while, we started kissing. As long as we pretended to be drunk, we had a good excuse. Was my plan great, or not! Yeah, I sure had my bright moments. I had a good reason, I want to enjoy this as long as I still can. I could just magically kill his fiancée… That would be really evil, wouldn't it? But he does like the girl, he told me himself, he likes her, but he doesn't love her, so if I kill her, I would cause him grief… Ah man, why couldn't the world be less complicated?
As the evening passed, we drank more and more… I guess I really drank too much… I wasn't drunk, but my head felt a bit lighter than it used to, but that was a nice feeling. Or was the nice feeling kissing Legolas in public? Hmhmhm… It might be both… I dunno… anyway, the party lasted 'till early in the morning, and that's about when I crawled back into the tent. The hobbits didn't go back to their own camp, but they're spending the night in the field in front of my tent right now. I noticed that when I went to brush my teeth at the river and fell over Pippin. I ran into Legolas on the way to the river, and we talked some more, and I didn't really sleep in my tent tonight… Nothing happened, we just laid there, kissed a bit, and after that, we fell asleep, my head on his chest, his arm around my waist. I've never slept this good in my whole life!
I woke up, in the field next to the river where I fell asleep. How did my pillow get out here? I thought. I looked down. Oh, it was Legolas. I looked up. The sun was shining bright today. Sun? Shining? What? I was supposed to be in my tent! And certainly not here, in a field, with Legolas… O Eru… what if they found us here? I had to get out of here before anyone woke up. Come to think of it, the most of them were awake already. I got up and headed back to the river.
'Where are you going?' Legolas half said, half moaned, while he looked up at me.
'Away.'
'Why?'
'Because people aren't supposed to find us here, together.'
'Oh.' He laid his head back down. I reached the river and kneeled down. I washed my face with water and walked back to my tent to change clothes, after all, I was still wearing the same clothes as yesterday… I crawled back into the tent and changed clothes.
'Where've you been?' Arwen asked me.
'How do you mean?'
'You weren't here last night.'
'Yes I was.'
'No, you weren't here. I saw you fooling around with Legolas.' Now I had to put face 2 of my plan in motion.
'WHAT?'
'You mean you don't know?'
'I DID WHAT WITH LEGOLAS?!?'
'You really don't know?'
'I was a bit drunk okay!'
'I guess you were more than a bit drunk.'
'How do you mean?'
'You were kissing all night, and as you didn't sleep here last night…' Was I a convincing actress or not? :o)
'No way…' I whispered. 'Even if I was drunk, stoned and ate to many mushrooms, I wouldn't have done that…' that was the truth. I am only 16 you know… Okay, maybe he wanted to, I mean, he was 1632, I don't think I would be able to wait that long… but I wasn't, and if he really wanted to, he could always call his fiancée, I'm sure she's about his age, and in his kingdom (or princedom, whatever), girls would be begging for him too… Very depriving moment… Just realised I was very, very replaceable. Ah, dammit. Well, Arwen left the tent, and I sat there, thinking. And after that, I wrote in my diary, and I still am. Well, I think I'll go and sleep some more,
Namarië!
Endomiel
E/N: Hi there, sorry the update took so long… I wanted to update sooner, I really did, but I had some trouble writing this fic, as in, I didn't really know what to write about. So, I wrote about this *points up* and I hope you liked it! Anyway, remember, names, people, names! Oh, and R/R!!! Thanx!!
-noxxxforanyone,okayokay,afewforLegolas:P- Endomiel