A Different Take On Things
Chapter 5: Truth
"-but probably. Tell you what, give us a sec to have a chat and we'll tell you in a minute."
*** Over in a corner. "Sirius! What the hell are you doing?! What was all that about gay films and horrible girls?! And us not being gay?! And us fancying the girls?! I know we do, but not enough to change our sexuality?! Do you not want to be gay any more?!" "Shut up James, and calm down." Sirius replied in the low undertone James had been talking in. "I made it up." "WHAT?!" James nearly shouted. "Careful, you twat. We don't want them to hear us! I made it up, I said. The stuff about us not being gay, and really fancying the girls. I've got a plan to stop them worrying about us. We go out with the girls and act straight in public, and then in private we can be gay! What do you think?!" "Hmm."James thought about it. "Okay then. But we'll need to tell Remus." "He won't mind, and he won't spill. Talking of dormy arrangements, when's Peter coming back?" (*A/N: I've got rid of peter for the moment cos I hate him!) "Dunno. Dumbledore won't say. Anyway, let's go tell the girls the bit we're telling them."
*** "So, girls, we've decided to be straight. But just before we are, can me and Sirius have one last snog?" James asked the girls. "Go ahead." replied the now happy Fiss.
*** "Kathari, will you be my girlfriend?" asked Sirius. "Of course Sirius." Replied the delighted Kat, smiling prettily down at him, where he was bent on one knee, being his usual overdramatic self. James' question of Lily was a bit more normal, consisting of; "Um, Lily. Willyoubemygirlfriend?" "What? James, I can't hear you when you mumble!" "Lily, will you be my girlfriend?" "Naturally."
*** So it was settled. Kathari and Lily went out with Sirius and James. The girls didn't know about their secret snogging sessions, and their minds were on something completely different.
*** "Fi-iss! Fi-iss!" the girls called, with no luck. James appeared and asked, "Wassup?" groggily. The girls looked at him and laughed. "What?" he asked. "Have you only just got out of bed?" Lily teased him. "Doing well today Jamesie! Ohmygosh! Alert alert! It is 2:30pm and James has woken up! Really early! Is anything wrong with you?" "It's the first day of the Christmas hols. Of course I'm up late." James replied. "Well I for once was up at ten!" said Sirius, appearing from behind Kat, who delightedly gave him a hug. "You haven't seen Fiss, have you, Siri? We want to ask her about all these "trips to her grandmother" that she and Remus are taking." Sirius and James exchanged knowing looks. The girls, catching what they meant, hurriedly said, "Oh no, we know what they really are. It's just, we want to ask her why she didn't tell us." Shocked, James asked, "How long have you known?" Lily replied, "Oh, ever since the first time. It was the way Remus said it that looked so strange. So we followed them." Kathari: "Oh, and we know about you guys, too. And we are as well." Sirius and James exchanged looks of panic. They knew? But they hadn't been public or anything? And the girls were-? With each other? Uurgh, now that is sic-
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*A/N: are they? Eew! Find out next chapter! Dief kattekop
Chapter 5: Truth
"-but probably. Tell you what, give us a sec to have a chat and we'll tell you in a minute."
*** Over in a corner. "Sirius! What the hell are you doing?! What was all that about gay films and horrible girls?! And us not being gay?! And us fancying the girls?! I know we do, but not enough to change our sexuality?! Do you not want to be gay any more?!" "Shut up James, and calm down." Sirius replied in the low undertone James had been talking in. "I made it up." "WHAT?!" James nearly shouted. "Careful, you twat. We don't want them to hear us! I made it up, I said. The stuff about us not being gay, and really fancying the girls. I've got a plan to stop them worrying about us. We go out with the girls and act straight in public, and then in private we can be gay! What do you think?!" "Hmm."James thought about it. "Okay then. But we'll need to tell Remus." "He won't mind, and he won't spill. Talking of dormy arrangements, when's Peter coming back?" (*A/N: I've got rid of peter for the moment cos I hate him!) "Dunno. Dumbledore won't say. Anyway, let's go tell the girls the bit we're telling them."
*** "So, girls, we've decided to be straight. But just before we are, can me and Sirius have one last snog?" James asked the girls. "Go ahead." replied the now happy Fiss.
*** "Kathari, will you be my girlfriend?" asked Sirius. "Of course Sirius." Replied the delighted Kat, smiling prettily down at him, where he was bent on one knee, being his usual overdramatic self. James' question of Lily was a bit more normal, consisting of; "Um, Lily. Willyoubemygirlfriend?" "What? James, I can't hear you when you mumble!" "Lily, will you be my girlfriend?" "Naturally."
*** So it was settled. Kathari and Lily went out with Sirius and James. The girls didn't know about their secret snogging sessions, and their minds were on something completely different.
*** "Fi-iss! Fi-iss!" the girls called, with no luck. James appeared and asked, "Wassup?" groggily. The girls looked at him and laughed. "What?" he asked. "Have you only just got out of bed?" Lily teased him. "Doing well today Jamesie! Ohmygosh! Alert alert! It is 2:30pm and James has woken up! Really early! Is anything wrong with you?" "It's the first day of the Christmas hols. Of course I'm up late." James replied. "Well I for once was up at ten!" said Sirius, appearing from behind Kat, who delightedly gave him a hug. "You haven't seen Fiss, have you, Siri? We want to ask her about all these "trips to her grandmother" that she and Remus are taking." Sirius and James exchanged knowing looks. The girls, catching what they meant, hurriedly said, "Oh no, we know what they really are. It's just, we want to ask her why she didn't tell us." Shocked, James asked, "How long have you known?" Lily replied, "Oh, ever since the first time. It was the way Remus said it that looked so strange. So we followed them." Kathari: "Oh, and we know about you guys, too. And we are as well." Sirius and James exchanged looks of panic. They knew? But they hadn't been public or anything? And the girls were-? With each other? Uurgh, now that is sic-
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*A/N: are they? Eew! Find out next chapter! Dief kattekop