AN: Here ya go, my second partner in mayhem. This chapter is written by Windless, who also haunts Fanfiction.Net's pages.
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Jareth's trying to kidnap me? He has NO idea what he's gotten himself into...)
Itia: I want a cookie!
Terralei: ???
Itia: I'm filling in for Saldi =)
Terralei: That explains a lot.
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I (otherwise known as Tidah, Windless, Hiei-chan, or That Evil Scary Lady) stared at my screen broodingly. Sometimes I found my serva-err, friends hard to deal with, much less write about. What's more, I had to be in a vindictive mood and angry at someone to bother writing about Itia's more colorful attempts at getting a bedmate.
Besides, things were rather dull without Anyastazya chasing either Terralei, or Itia. She simply vanished from the internet world a few days ago, and I had NO idea what she was up to. She could've started another fic that she got sucked into, or found a really cute guy to chase after for the rest of their natural lives. Last I heard, Jareth was the one chasing after her...but that's not the point!
There was a funny popping noise behind me, and being the paranoid, mentally unstable person that I was, I immediately suspected something, but didn't turn around. Booted footsteps approached my chair while I glowered at my Labyrinth story.
"Don't act so happy to see me, Tidah." A smoothly accented voice said behind me. I twisted my head around to give him the Look of Disapproval I usually saved for errant children who were making mischief in Taekwondo class. The goblin king smiled toothily at me.
"What do YOU want, Jareth? Not another pay raise! I'm a poor starving artist, you jerk!" I snarled at him. He shook his head, amused. "You forget, dear girl, that I am NOT payed to be in that monstrosity you call a story."
"HAH! Say something like that again and I'll put you in my Random Stupidity fic!"
Jareth visibly flinched before regaining his dignity. "Very well. I have come to say that you are coming with me."
I blinked at him. "Why?"
"Because I said so."
"Why?"
"Don't start that nonsense with me, Tidah. You WILL be coming with me. You can join your fellow writers Lisa and Anyastazya at my castle." Jareth shook out his long mane of hair as he proclaimed this. I stared at him incredulously.
"You're KIDNAPPING me?" I demanded, pointing the Finger of Accusation at him.
"Yes. You have no choice. Now, will you go willingly, or will I have to take you by force?"
"....Weeeeelll.....you'll have to take Terra and Itia with me." Jareth groaned a bit too loudly. "Why them?"
I grinned evilly. "Because you love me so much you'll do whatever I want?" I guessed, causing him to roll his eyes at me and sigh. "No. But I'll accept their annoying presences if it gets you to my castle without a fight."
I resisted the urge to rub my hands together and laugh evilly...well, more like cackle, but details, details. Who cares?
"I'm ready for anything you can throw at me, then, Jareth-kun!"
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MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! He has bitten off WAY more than he can chew!
Itia: We're being kidnapped, whilst planning absolute misery for Jareth?
Terralei: That's about it! ) He called me a complete and total bastard while doing the 2nd chapter of Labyrinth of Weirdness.
Itia: But you ARE a complete and total bastard!
Terralei: *whallops Itia with a swivel chair*
Itia: OW!
Tidah: Cut it OUT, you two.
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Jareth's trying to kidnap me? He has NO idea what he's gotten himself into...)
Itia: I want a cookie!
Terralei: ???
Itia: I'm filling in for Saldi =)
Terralei: That explains a lot.
~*~*~*~*~
I (otherwise known as Tidah, Windless, Hiei-chan, or That Evil Scary Lady) stared at my screen broodingly. Sometimes I found my serva-err, friends hard to deal with, much less write about. What's more, I had to be in a vindictive mood and angry at someone to bother writing about Itia's more colorful attempts at getting a bedmate.
Besides, things were rather dull without Anyastazya chasing either Terralei, or Itia. She simply vanished from the internet world a few days ago, and I had NO idea what she was up to. She could've started another fic that she got sucked into, or found a really cute guy to chase after for the rest of their natural lives. Last I heard, Jareth was the one chasing after her...but that's not the point!
There was a funny popping noise behind me, and being the paranoid, mentally unstable person that I was, I immediately suspected something, but didn't turn around. Booted footsteps approached my chair while I glowered at my Labyrinth story.
"Don't act so happy to see me, Tidah." A smoothly accented voice said behind me. I twisted my head around to give him the Look of Disapproval I usually saved for errant children who were making mischief in Taekwondo class. The goblin king smiled toothily at me.
"What do YOU want, Jareth? Not another pay raise! I'm a poor starving artist, you jerk!" I snarled at him. He shook his head, amused. "You forget, dear girl, that I am NOT payed to be in that monstrosity you call a story."
"HAH! Say something like that again and I'll put you in my Random Stupidity fic!"
Jareth visibly flinched before regaining his dignity. "Very well. I have come to say that you are coming with me."
I blinked at him. "Why?"
"Because I said so."
"Why?"
"Don't start that nonsense with me, Tidah. You WILL be coming with me. You can join your fellow writers Lisa and Anyastazya at my castle." Jareth shook out his long mane of hair as he proclaimed this. I stared at him incredulously.
"You're KIDNAPPING me?" I demanded, pointing the Finger of Accusation at him.
"Yes. You have no choice. Now, will you go willingly, or will I have to take you by force?"
"....Weeeeelll.....you'll have to take Terra and Itia with me." Jareth groaned a bit too loudly. "Why them?"
I grinned evilly. "Because you love me so much you'll do whatever I want?" I guessed, causing him to roll his eyes at me and sigh. "No. But I'll accept their annoying presences if it gets you to my castle without a fight."
I resisted the urge to rub my hands together and laugh evilly...well, more like cackle, but details, details. Who cares?
"I'm ready for anything you can throw at me, then, Jareth-kun!"
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MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! He has bitten off WAY more than he can chew!
Itia: We're being kidnapped, whilst planning absolute misery for Jareth?
Terralei: That's about it! ) He called me a complete and total bastard while doing the 2nd chapter of Labyrinth of Weirdness.
Itia: But you ARE a complete and total bastard!
Terralei: *whallops Itia with a swivel chair*
Itia: OW!
Tidah: Cut it OUT, you two.