FARM WARS
By Devil May Hate
A long time ago, at a farm not too far away.FARM WARS! It all starts on a little planet of Plantoine, where Fluke Skyhopper was fixing his Uncle Mowin's.um.. Machine..Thing.. All right, I don't know what it was! Let's just say it was a spork gatherer. When suddenly, there was a faint rumbling. Fluke looked up, and saw cows. But not just cows, but chickens (I LOVE THEM ^________^), pigs, and other farm animals too. Before he could say anything, he was killed.
Cow 1: Conquest! We have been freed!
Cow 2: Now we must kill the family of Fluke Skyhopper!
Pig 1: Kill the *oink* Skyhoppers!
Deep in the center of the Plantoine.
Devil May Hate: We, the authors committee, have a problem. *Looks around*
Nothing.
D.M.H.: Dang. I need some more authors.
Turtle: I am an author!
D.M.H.: No, you not. You are just a radioactive turtle whom is not mine.
Turtle: Blast. *Leaves*
Back up on Plantoine.
Chicken 1: The Skyhoppers have been slaughtered!
Cow 1 and 2: Don't say slaughtered in front of us!! We lost all of out family and sold as food!
Chicken 2: -_-;;;
Back in the center of Plantoine.
D.M.H: *turns on T.V.*
T.V.: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! SAVE PLANTOINE FROM THE COWS, CHICKENS, PIGS, ETC!!
D.M.H.: O_O! *turns off TV. and leaves*
Five minutes later.
D.M.H.: Cows?
As you can see, I need some more authors so I can save Plantoine. The FF7 cast will be making an appearance, as well as Seto Kaiba! Reviews would be nice! Sign up NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A long time ago, at a farm not too far away.FARM WARS! It all starts on a little planet of Plantoine, where Fluke Skyhopper was fixing his Uncle Mowin's.um.. Machine..Thing.. All right, I don't know what it was! Let's just say it was a spork gatherer. When suddenly, there was a faint rumbling. Fluke looked up, and saw cows. But not just cows, but chickens (I LOVE THEM ^________^), pigs, and other farm animals too. Before he could say anything, he was killed.
Cow 1: Conquest! We have been freed!
Cow 2: Now we must kill the family of Fluke Skyhopper!
Pig 1: Kill the *oink* Skyhoppers!
Deep in the center of the Plantoine.
Devil May Hate: We, the authors committee, have a problem. *Looks around*
Nothing.
D.M.H.: Dang. I need some more authors.
Turtle: I am an author!
D.M.H.: No, you not. You are just a radioactive turtle whom is not mine.
Turtle: Blast. *Leaves*
Back up on Plantoine.
Chicken 1: The Skyhoppers have been slaughtered!
Cow 1 and 2: Don't say slaughtered in front of us!! We lost all of out family and sold as food!
Chicken 2: -_-;;;
Back in the center of Plantoine.
D.M.H: *turns on T.V.*
T.V.: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! SAVE PLANTOINE FROM THE COWS, CHICKENS, PIGS, ETC!!
D.M.H.: O_O! *turns off TV. and leaves*
Five minutes later.
D.M.H.: Cows?
As you can see, I need some more authors so I can save Plantoine. The FF7 cast will be making an appearance, as well as Seto Kaiba! Reviews would be nice! Sign up NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!