AN: Okay, all three of us did this and the rest of the chapters from here on out in a mailing list of mine as sort of an rpg.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Labyrinth...just Jareth :P
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Forced Creativity
(Part IV)
Tidah bounced into the large room Jareth had shown her. It was circular, covered in glitter and pink, and contained two other authors. "Hi," she greeted, dragging Itia away from where
Terralei and he were popping each other with NERF (tm) guns. "Hey!" The pervert protested, waving his arms around and shooting off a few random sucker arrows. Terralei hauled out a water gun and gave his companion something to occupy himself with.
"Hey Tidah!" Anyastazya cried, waving at the small, demonic little hellbeast currently pulling a wet hentai around. "Meet Lisa Fagan," Anya pointed at her friend.
Tidah froze her train of thought, and movement, and stared at the complete stranger eyeing her companions thoughtfully.
Itia spluttered, and shook his fist at Terralei. "You jerk," he complained, and pulled out a water gun from nowhere. Instead of aiming at Terra, he gave Jareth, who had walked in that moment, a bath of dyed water.
"Yah!" Jareth yelped, doused with ice water. His hair was now stained pink, much to the amusement of everyone in the room.
"I take it THAT is Itia, hmm?" Anyastazya pointed to the raging hormone machine. "So THAT would have to be my darling Terralei, looking all like Tasuki goodness!" She runs over and hugs Terralei tightly, to his dismay.
This only serves to piss off Jareth more when the green monster of jealousy rose in him. "HEY!! I will NOT have that foolishness in MY castle!!" He wrenches Terralei from her grasp, much to Terra's delight...who runs back over to Tidah and far away from the love goddess.
"Pah, he smelled anyways!" Anya puts her nose in the air.
"I do not! You probly smelled Itia!!"
"I don't stink!! It was probably Cat-boy!!"
Cat-boy appears momentarily to yell. "DIE BENREN FAN!!" Then disappears leaving everyone standing there with large sweatdrops....
Tidah stared at the space where Cat-boy was previously. "Well, that was interesting," she dismissed, and bounced onwards. "So what do we get to do, Jareth? Terrorize you? Set stuff on fire? Be obstacles for young innocent girls running the Labyrinth? Or do we get to sit around and eat ice cream for a million billion years?"
Itia, not listening, glomped Anyastazya. "ANYA! I wuv you; take me home!"
Terralei made gagging noises behind his creator.
Jareth started turning an unsightly red.
Anya attempted to beat off the leech-like young man, and didn't succeed for unknown reasons. "Get it off!" She moaned to Tidah, trying to peel him off.
Tidah poked them with a pointy stick. That done, she wandered off to go investigate the view. Terralei rolled his eyes, and clocked Itia on the head with a conveniently loose rock.
Anya beamed at him happily. "My hero!" She cried, and tackled him, sending both of them onto the ground.
Terralei: X.x What hit me?
Jareth was the color of a tomato by now. "STOP THIS UNSEEMLY BEHAVIOR AT ONCE!" He bellowed imperiously. He was ignored. Anya snuggled the K.O.ed Terra, and Lisa stood around doing nothing, staring non-plussed at the unfolding events.
"Am I supposed to do something?" She wondered out loud.
Tidah blinked at her. "No, we just let them do wacky things and watch the King of Spandex over there turn alll the colors of the rainbow!"
Lisa eyed the bright red face of the Goblin King. "..." She offered as comment.
"Oh get over it, Whitey McTighty," Anya said, looking up at Jareth from her position on Terra. "Why can't you ever find a girl that actually doesn't run screaming....I mean....what a track record. You woulda thought ya learned your lesson after Sarah."
"Really..." Tidah chimed in.
Terralei comes to and screams, then jumps up flailing. Anya is thrown to the floor, her eyes turning into little swirlies.
"Oi...stars, birds, and bishonen...oh my..." Anya passes out onto the floor.
Itia poked Anya with a pointy stick gleefully. While Anya was on the floor muttering something about Hotohori being gay, Jareth was slowly...umm...inflating. He swept out of the room with a flourish of his cape without a comment, leaving the authors to their own devices. Of course, this might actually have been a bad idea.
"Ow!" the blonde goddess of love yelped, finally coming to. She smacked Itia's stick, snapping it in half.
"My stick!" he mourned, already dressed up in black clothes.
Anya shook her head and bonked him on the head. "You deserve it, you freak!" she stated with the air of a 5-year-old accusing another of being at fault.
Lisa glanced at Tidah, who was busy writing out the entire scene. "Don't you think she might resent being compared to a toddler?" She asked, leaning over to get a better look at the handwriting that was a combination of neat, angelic writing, and the sloppiest letters she had ever seen. "You have lots of long sentences too," She added as an after thought.
Tidah glared at nothing in particular. "Just because I like writing with many words doesn't mean
it's wrong or anything, you can't judge by the sentences which happen to be very good and well written and so on without repeating a word over and over again, besides, it's not like anyone else is writing anything so I have to do SOMETHING otherwise nobody will be able to be entertained by us tormenting the King of Spandex!"
"You realize you just proved her point." Terralei pointed out.
Tidah thought on what she just said. "What did I just say?"
Itia grinned up from his current glomp on Anyastazya. "You just gave a long-winded rant about how she shouldn't comment on your wordy sentences."
The small girl nodded. "RIGHT! That's what it was supposed to be like!"
Anyastazya points at Lisa. "Yes, it is never good to insult a goddess by comparing her to a kindergartener! I shall curse you to a loveless life...or a life of ugly men...somethin like that." She shrugs and starts tugging at Itia to dislodge him from her leg.
"GET OFF ME!!!" She starts shaking her leg frantically.
Lisa grinned, but somewhat uneasily. She held up her left hand, where a shiny diamond ring glittered on her finger. "I've already found love. Sorry, Anya. You know, about that 'girls running away from Jareth screaming' comment.....I haven't done that. Any of you?"
Tidah shrugged. "Sorry, but Jareth's more likely to run away screaming from me. Itia, sit."
Itia whined like a kicked puppy, and dropped off of Anya's leg.
Lisa smiled quietly to herself. As the only sensible one there, she should probably make sure the little children go to bed soon. There were three luxurious beds in the room, and two extra bodies. The only solution would be to let the two men sleep in...a closet somewhere.
"I claim this bed!" Itia yelled suddenly, bounding over to the middle one. Tidah stomped after him, stepping on the heels of his boots. "MY bed!" She cried, making her claim known to Itia's somewhat muscular back.
"Ow!" He squeaked, twitching in pain under the merciless onslaught. "You win! Quit hitting me!"
Terralei sighed in exasparation. "Why me?" He asked the ceiling.
Anya sat on the other bed and smiled sweetly at Terralei. She snapped her fingers and changed into a very revealing nightgown. "YOU can sleep in MY bed, Terra-chan. I'll feel so lonely without a big man in my bed." She grins widely.
Tidah stopped what she was doing to sweatdrop. "Anya...eww...."
Terralei gagged at her words as Itia glued himself to Anya's bedsheets.
"I'm big! Let me sleep with youuuuuu!" He begged her. Anya shoved the unresisting heap of humanity off of her nice silk sheets.
"I meant Terra, not YOU, you freak."
Rejected, the black-haired imaginary person slumped over to stand by his amazingly beautiful and powerful creator to sulk. Tidah patted him on the head. "Don't worry, one day you'll find a nice girl who doesn't mind your unfaithfulness...although it may be a looooong time from now." She said cheerfully.
Terralei also retreated behind the small girl (what? Again?). "I need a chastity belt around her," he complained (he always is, isn't he?), making a face. Anya glared and threw a large heavy object at her errant object of obsession. Tidah stepped out of the way and let Terra get hammered in the face with a big heavy rocking chair.
"Blah!" She advised him wisely, and used the rocking chair as a reading chair.
"Ow." Terra groaned. This wasn't a really good day to get up in the morning, was it?
"Hmm..." Anya eyes Itia up and down. "You can sleep in the bed only if you are put in a straight jacket first...I am a nice person after all."
"Ooo...bondage," Itia pounced her bed and drooled.
Tidah, Lisa, and Terralei sweatdrop before falling over. Tidah raises a hand. "I so did not need to hear that." Terra nods in agreement. "Same here."
"NO!" Anya clobbers Itia with a big pillow. "Just to keep you from doing anything you ecchi hentai!!"
Disclaimer: I do not own the Labyrinth...just Jareth :P
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Forced Creativity
(Part IV)
Tidah bounced into the large room Jareth had shown her. It was circular, covered in glitter and pink, and contained two other authors. "Hi," she greeted, dragging Itia away from where
Terralei and he were popping each other with NERF (tm) guns. "Hey!" The pervert protested, waving his arms around and shooting off a few random sucker arrows. Terralei hauled out a water gun and gave his companion something to occupy himself with.
"Hey Tidah!" Anyastazya cried, waving at the small, demonic little hellbeast currently pulling a wet hentai around. "Meet Lisa Fagan," Anya pointed at her friend.
Tidah froze her train of thought, and movement, and stared at the complete stranger eyeing her companions thoughtfully.
Itia spluttered, and shook his fist at Terralei. "You jerk," he complained, and pulled out a water gun from nowhere. Instead of aiming at Terra, he gave Jareth, who had walked in that moment, a bath of dyed water.
"Yah!" Jareth yelped, doused with ice water. His hair was now stained pink, much to the amusement of everyone in the room.
"I take it THAT is Itia, hmm?" Anyastazya pointed to the raging hormone machine. "So THAT would have to be my darling Terralei, looking all like Tasuki goodness!" She runs over and hugs Terralei tightly, to his dismay.
This only serves to piss off Jareth more when the green monster of jealousy rose in him. "HEY!! I will NOT have that foolishness in MY castle!!" He wrenches Terralei from her grasp, much to Terra's delight...who runs back over to Tidah and far away from the love goddess.
"Pah, he smelled anyways!" Anya puts her nose in the air.
"I do not! You probly smelled Itia!!"
"I don't stink!! It was probably Cat-boy!!"
Cat-boy appears momentarily to yell. "DIE BENREN FAN!!" Then disappears leaving everyone standing there with large sweatdrops....
Tidah stared at the space where Cat-boy was previously. "Well, that was interesting," she dismissed, and bounced onwards. "So what do we get to do, Jareth? Terrorize you? Set stuff on fire? Be obstacles for young innocent girls running the Labyrinth? Or do we get to sit around and eat ice cream for a million billion years?"
Itia, not listening, glomped Anyastazya. "ANYA! I wuv you; take me home!"
Terralei made gagging noises behind his creator.
Jareth started turning an unsightly red.
Anya attempted to beat off the leech-like young man, and didn't succeed for unknown reasons. "Get it off!" She moaned to Tidah, trying to peel him off.
Tidah poked them with a pointy stick. That done, she wandered off to go investigate the view. Terralei rolled his eyes, and clocked Itia on the head with a conveniently loose rock.
Anya beamed at him happily. "My hero!" She cried, and tackled him, sending both of them onto the ground.
Terralei: X.x What hit me?
Jareth was the color of a tomato by now. "STOP THIS UNSEEMLY BEHAVIOR AT ONCE!" He bellowed imperiously. He was ignored. Anya snuggled the K.O.ed Terra, and Lisa stood around doing nothing, staring non-plussed at the unfolding events.
"Am I supposed to do something?" She wondered out loud.
Tidah blinked at her. "No, we just let them do wacky things and watch the King of Spandex over there turn alll the colors of the rainbow!"
Lisa eyed the bright red face of the Goblin King. "..." She offered as comment.
"Oh get over it, Whitey McTighty," Anya said, looking up at Jareth from her position on Terra. "Why can't you ever find a girl that actually doesn't run screaming....I mean....what a track record. You woulda thought ya learned your lesson after Sarah."
"Really..." Tidah chimed in.
Terralei comes to and screams, then jumps up flailing. Anya is thrown to the floor, her eyes turning into little swirlies.
"Oi...stars, birds, and bishonen...oh my..." Anya passes out onto the floor.
Itia poked Anya with a pointy stick gleefully. While Anya was on the floor muttering something about Hotohori being gay, Jareth was slowly...umm...inflating. He swept out of the room with a flourish of his cape without a comment, leaving the authors to their own devices. Of course, this might actually have been a bad idea.
"Ow!" the blonde goddess of love yelped, finally coming to. She smacked Itia's stick, snapping it in half.
"My stick!" he mourned, already dressed up in black clothes.
Anya shook her head and bonked him on the head. "You deserve it, you freak!" she stated with the air of a 5-year-old accusing another of being at fault.
Lisa glanced at Tidah, who was busy writing out the entire scene. "Don't you think she might resent being compared to a toddler?" She asked, leaning over to get a better look at the handwriting that was a combination of neat, angelic writing, and the sloppiest letters she had ever seen. "You have lots of long sentences too," She added as an after thought.
Tidah glared at nothing in particular. "Just because I like writing with many words doesn't mean
it's wrong or anything, you can't judge by the sentences which happen to be very good and well written and so on without repeating a word over and over again, besides, it's not like anyone else is writing anything so I have to do SOMETHING otherwise nobody will be able to be entertained by us tormenting the King of Spandex!"
"You realize you just proved her point." Terralei pointed out.
Tidah thought on what she just said. "What did I just say?"
Itia grinned up from his current glomp on Anyastazya. "You just gave a long-winded rant about how she shouldn't comment on your wordy sentences."
The small girl nodded. "RIGHT! That's what it was supposed to be like!"
Anyastazya points at Lisa. "Yes, it is never good to insult a goddess by comparing her to a kindergartener! I shall curse you to a loveless life...or a life of ugly men...somethin like that." She shrugs and starts tugging at Itia to dislodge him from her leg.
"GET OFF ME!!!" She starts shaking her leg frantically.
Lisa grinned, but somewhat uneasily. She held up her left hand, where a shiny diamond ring glittered on her finger. "I've already found love. Sorry, Anya. You know, about that 'girls running away from Jareth screaming' comment.....I haven't done that. Any of you?"
Tidah shrugged. "Sorry, but Jareth's more likely to run away screaming from me. Itia, sit."
Itia whined like a kicked puppy, and dropped off of Anya's leg.
Lisa smiled quietly to herself. As the only sensible one there, she should probably make sure the little children go to bed soon. There were three luxurious beds in the room, and two extra bodies. The only solution would be to let the two men sleep in...a closet somewhere.
"I claim this bed!" Itia yelled suddenly, bounding over to the middle one. Tidah stomped after him, stepping on the heels of his boots. "MY bed!" She cried, making her claim known to Itia's somewhat muscular back.
"Ow!" He squeaked, twitching in pain under the merciless onslaught. "You win! Quit hitting me!"
Terralei sighed in exasparation. "Why me?" He asked the ceiling.
Anya sat on the other bed and smiled sweetly at Terralei. She snapped her fingers and changed into a very revealing nightgown. "YOU can sleep in MY bed, Terra-chan. I'll feel so lonely without a big man in my bed." She grins widely.
Tidah stopped what she was doing to sweatdrop. "Anya...eww...."
Terralei gagged at her words as Itia glued himself to Anya's bedsheets.
"I'm big! Let me sleep with youuuuuu!" He begged her. Anya shoved the unresisting heap of humanity off of her nice silk sheets.
"I meant Terra, not YOU, you freak."
Rejected, the black-haired imaginary person slumped over to stand by his amazingly beautiful and powerful creator to sulk. Tidah patted him on the head. "Don't worry, one day you'll find a nice girl who doesn't mind your unfaithfulness...although it may be a looooong time from now." She said cheerfully.
Terralei also retreated behind the small girl (what? Again?). "I need a chastity belt around her," he complained (he always is, isn't he?), making a face. Anya glared and threw a large heavy object at her errant object of obsession. Tidah stepped out of the way and let Terra get hammered in the face with a big heavy rocking chair.
"Blah!" She advised him wisely, and used the rocking chair as a reading chair.
"Ow." Terra groaned. This wasn't a really good day to get up in the morning, was it?
"Hmm..." Anya eyes Itia up and down. "You can sleep in the bed only if you are put in a straight jacket first...I am a nice person after all."
"Ooo...bondage," Itia pounced her bed and drooled.
Tidah, Lisa, and Terralei sweatdrop before falling over. Tidah raises a hand. "I so did not need to hear that." Terra nods in agreement. "Same here."
"NO!" Anya clobbers Itia with a big pillow. "Just to keep you from doing anything you ecchi hentai!!"