Farm wars second chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Saiya-man or Medusagrrly.



It starts with a knock on the door.

D.M.H.: who is it!

Person: I am a reviewer! LET ME IN!!!

D.M.H.: *opens door* who is you?

Person: I am Sailor Saiya-man.

D.M.H.: can I call you S.S.?

S.S.: sure. CHICKENS SHALL MEET OUR DOWNFALL!! Hey tv!!

Medusagrrly: Hi.

D.M.H.: hi. DON'T TURN ON THAT T.V.!!!

T.V.: do you like to eat some other guys spe. *turns off*

Medusagrrly: funky t.v.

S.S.: I heard that this planet thing was under attack. *Shoots a ki blast and blows up the plumbing* Whoops.

D.M.H.: that costed me my whole months salary.

Medusagrrly: You do realize that there is a popcorn machine eating a cow?

D.M.H.: let it, cows are evil.

As you can see, I need more associates. Please help me! @_@