YAY!!!!!!! MY FIRST FIC ON FF.NET! LET'S PARTY!!! or not... anyway, Kagami is my oc, just to let you know. I am Jody, and my sugar-high friend is Sarah, just so u know. LET'S GET IT STARTED!!!!!!
And now, the proud members of the Cheese factory bring you
THE WIZARD OF OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rated P.G.13 for profanity and safety
This time, we went for something a little different. Instead of taking some little kids, we took
random anile characters! Let's see who we got!*sticks and in a hat and pulls out many slips of paper* Hmmmmmm . . . Yugi Motou, Goku, Peggysus(hee hee!), Ash Ketchem, Vegeta, Riou Bakura, Funny Bunny, Joey Wheeler, and Tetsuo. Ok, now we need to make a few phone calls to get everyone here. *After the phone calls, everyone rushes to the studio*
Yugi:Ok, we're all here, now what do we do?
Kagami(the director(^.^)):First, we have to assign parts, and since we obviously have no girls, here, one of you has to be Dorothy.*Everyone stares at Yugi*
Yugi:Oh, no! Not me!
*Kagami and some security guards grab him and drag him into an empty dressing room
Yugi:NOOOOOOOO!!!!
*They all hear screams as they dress him up like Dorothy as Kagami walks out*
Peggysus:Hey! I wanted to be Dorothy!
Kagami:Oh, shut up, you perv! Ok, whose next? We need Glinda, the good witch! I choose . . .
Ummm, TETSUO!
Tetsuo:NO! I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU MAKE ME PLAY THAT PATHETIC FAIRY!
Kagami:SECURITY! GET THE GOD AKIRA!
*They drag Tetsuo off the scene and Yugi is still screaming*
Kagami:Ok, he's gone. We need someone else to play Glinda. How about Vegeta?
Vegeta:Forget it!
Kagami:We'll kill Bulma if you don't . . .
Vegeta:.....All right, but I will kill you after this!
Kagami:Whatever. We need Auntie Emm. Peggysus would be perfect!
Peggysus: YAAAAAYYY! HAPPY DAY!
Kagami:Oooook. We need a witch. Bakura?
Bakura:No way!*Yami Bakura comes on the scene(if you don't know what a Yami is, it is a darker self)*
Kagami: Perfect! We got a witch!
Yami Bakura: What?
Kagami: Who's next? We need a tin man!
Yami Bakura:I never said I would be the witch!
Kagami:Well, too bad! You're the only one who fits! Anyway, I choose Goku, because the personality is about the same.
Goku: Ok! Now where's the pantry? I'm hungry!
Kagami:In the back. Big red door to the left. Ya can't miss it.
Goku:Thanks! *runs back to the pantry and clears it out in three minutes and comes back* That was a good snack!
Yugi: SNACK?! You ate the entire freakin pantry!*Yugi comes out of the dressing room and everyone falls down laughing. They had forced his hair down into two neat pigtails, and put him in a blue and white dress with ruby slippers*
All but Yugi:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yugi:What? *Kagami gives him a mirror* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!
Kagami:We said you were playing Dorothy, so here you are!
Yugi:Well I.....*Millennium Puzzle lights up and Yami takes over*
Yami:Huh? *looks down* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?
Kagami: Yugi is playing Dorothy and it's your fault that you took over right then, so the jokes on you!
Yami:Well I'm letting Yugi take over again!
Kagami: It's not that simple, buster! Since you arrived, you have to play a part, so just separate from Yugi and we'll find you a part. Wait! Before you go I want to know what Yugi is doing right now.
Yami: You don't even want to know! He is having a huge fit about this! He has ripped the heads off of all the stuffed animals he can find! It's madness!
Kagami:ok you can separate now.
Yami: YES! *Separates from Yugi and is standing there while Ash, Goku, and Vegeta stare in awe*
Goku, Vegeta, and Ash:WHAT THE CRAP?!?
Goku: I didn't know you guys did fusion!
Yugi: We didn't! See this?*holds up millennium Puzzle* He came along when I got it.
Goku:I see.
Vegeta: Forget this!
Kagami:Oh, we forgot to get you dressed up, Vegeta!
Vegeta: You are a cruel woman!
Kagami: Heeheeheehee! ^_^
Yami: Ok, so what part did you have for me?
Kagami: Oh, we have a very special part for you, Yami!*Holds up lion suit*
Yami: Oh, no, not me! I'm not gonna play the lion, am I?
Kagami: I'll give you a bag of sugar and a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper!
Yami: Ok! When do we start?
Kagami: When we get a part for everyone. Joe, you can be Toto!
Joey: No way am I being a dog!
Kagami: Everyone saw how cuuuute you looked in the doggie costume! Oh, looks like we forgot someone!*sticks her hand in the hat again* Seto Kaiba!
Kaiba:*comes in through the door as they are putting the doggie costume on Joey* Ok,what's going on here?
Kagami:We found our Scarecrow!
*Kaiba is grabbed by the security guards and is shoved in the men's room as they bring in bale after bale of straw *
Kaiba: AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!
Kagami: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Joey comes out in the doggie costume*
Joey: Did I just hear Kaiba screaming for help?
Kagami: Yes, you did!
Ash:Man, you really are cruel, Kagami!
Kagami: Thank you, and may I remind you that it's your turn?
Ash: Oh, crap!
Kagami: You will be the witch's assistant, the flying monkey!
Ash: OH, NOOOOOOOO!
Kagami: GET THE MONKEY COSTUME AND THE LITTLE SHRINER"S HAT!
*security guards drag Ash by his legs into the men's room as they drag Kaiba out. He is a total mess*
Kaiba:YOU'VE STRIPPED ME OF MY DIGNITY!
Kagami: Look! We found a cuuuute part for your blue-eyes!
*the blue eyes white dragon was in its toon form, wearing a munchkin costume*
Kaiba: I hate you.
Peggysus: You all look sooooooo cute! Gimme a kiss!*runs over to Ash in the monkey costume and kisses him*
Ash: GET THIS GUY OFFA ME!
Kagami: No, this is too funny!
Ash:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Peggysus: I wuv you ashie boy!
*meanwhile Goku steps out*
Goku: This outfit is a bit stiff.
Kagami:Stop whining! Funny Bunny hasn't shown up yet so we'll have to hire some more people to be the munchkins! BRING IN THE GREMLINS!
*the security guards bring in all of the gremlins from the Gremlins movie*
Ash: Oh, boy! I've seen this movie!
Kagami: Don't worry! We have control devices to keep them in line
Yugi: And what might those be?
Kagami: Solar powered flashlights! ^_^
*everyone falls over animestyle*
Kagami: Not to worry! Gremlins are hurt by sunlight!
All: Oh!
Kagami: Oh, look! Funny Bunny has arrived!
*right when Funny Bunny comes in the door the Gremlins come and rip his head off*
Peggysus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUNNY BUNNY!
Gremlins: Hi ho! Hi ho! Ya ya ya ya ya ya! Hee hee hee!
Kagami: I see that the've been watching Snow White again.
*Just then a strange fat figure in a pumpkin costume comes through the door*
Fat Buu: Trick or Treat! Now give Buu candy or Buu eat you!
Goku & Vegeta:OH, NOOOO! IT'S BUU!
Yugi: Hey, who's the fat guy?
Goku: Shhhhh! Don't call him fat or he'll turn you into candy!
Yami: Harsh...
Kagami: Sorry, Halloween was a few months ago.
*Buu blows steam violently*
Kagami: But you can still have the candy! Here's some!*pulls out a giant jumbo bag of candy*
Fat Buu: Thank for candy!
Kagami: Ok, bye!
Buu: Bye bye!*flies off into the distance*
All: Whew!
Kagami*counting* We're short one munchkin! Let's bring in someone else!
Kid Trunks walks in and looks at his daddy*
Trunks: DAD?!?
Vegeta*blushing*: It's not what you think, I...
Trunks: HOW COULD YOU?!?
Vegeta: They threatened to kill your mother!
Trunks:Oh. By the way, who are all these people? I've never seen them before!
Vegeta: Me nighter. I just know that his name is Yugi*points to Yugi*
Trunks: THAT'S A GUY?!?
Yugi: Grrrrrrr......
Trunks: HAHAHAHAHA!
Yugi: Shut up!
Kagami:We need some little soldger dudes. How about we bring in some reinforcements?
*Brings in Goten, Rex raptor, Wevill, Krillin, Little Maron, and the members of the Ginyu Force*
Kagami(very evilly):Perfect! We have our actors!
Bakura: But what about the proffessor and the giant floating head?
Kagami: Oh, it's a suprise...
Bakura: Oh.
Kagami: Ok, let's start the rehersal!
Get ready for chapter 2
THE REHERSAL!!!!!!
I in no way own Any Yu-gi-oh, Dragon ball z, pokemon, gremlins, or the wizard of oz characters.
The only one I own is Kagami