***Three aliens and a baby siaya-jin***
By Invader Jubei (But you already knew that, didn't you?)
A/N: Can three creepy aliens handle a "slightly" irritating chibi siaya-jin prince? What did Frieza get himself into?
"Take me back home right this instant! I command it!" Chibi Vegeta shouted, fighting back his tears. Frieza just laughed.
"Oh little prince, you're in no position to command anything, I'm afraid. Zarbon, take him to his 'Royal Quarters.'"
Zarbon nodded and grabbed the little prince by his shoulder. "Right, Lord Frieza."
***In the dungeon***
"Here we are, you little runt. Now stay in there until you're ready to serve Lord Frieza." Zarbon growled, tossing chibi Vegeta in a dark room and slamming the door behind him.
Zarbon turned to leave, but was stopped by the little saiya-jin standing behind him.
"I am not a runt!"
Zarbon raised an eyebrow. "But, how did you.....? Grr, nevermind, get back in there!" He picked him up by his tail and threw him back in the room and shut the door, this time making sure to bolt it tight. He smirked. "I'd like to see him get out now." Just then he felt someone tugging on his pants leg. He turned only to see chibi Vegeta looking up at him with a big grin. Zarbon's face grew red with anger.
"Get back in there!" Zarbon screamed, pointing to the door.
"Why?"
"Because I said so!"
"Why?"
"Because I'm your superior!"
Chibi Vegeta just smirked. "Well, if you're my superior, then you should be able to catch me!" With that, he took off running down the dark corridors of Frieza's immense ship. Zarbon sweatdropped.
***Back in Frieza's quarters***
"This is such a perfect plan. We'll have that little brat working for us by the end of the week." Frieza chuckled.
Dodoria clapped his hands together. "Lord Frieza, you're a genius!"
Just then, chibi Vegeta went running by with Zarbon chasing after him. Vegeta looked back and noticed how close he was to getting caught, jumped in the air, caught the edge of the chanellier with his tail and began to swing back and forth. Frieza and Dodoria looked on with confusion.
Zarbon was pretty pissed about now. "Get down here this instant, you little brat!!"
"Look at me, uncle Zarbon, I'm a monkey!" chibi Vegeta taunted, making monkey faces at Zarbon, which just made him more angry.
Dodoria and Frieza looked at each other and began to laugh hystericlly.
"Uncle Zarbon! That's priceless!" Dodoria cried, nearly falling off his chair in the process.
Frieza tried to regain his composure. "Um, Uncle Zarbon, if you're done 'playing' with the brat, can you please lock him in the dungeon where he won't pester us!"
Zarbon floated up to where chibi Vegeta was hanging and tickled him until he lost the grip with his tail and fell to the ground, handing right on his head.
Zarbon, snickered. "Well that looked like it hurt."
But Zarbon's taunting was cut off by chibi Vegeta's wailing.
Frieza and Dodoria covered their ears.
"Make it stop, make it stop!!" Dodoria screamed over the crying.
Zarbon quickly snatched up Vegeta and tried to comfort him.
"Uh, there there, now stop making that noise, it's very irritating."
Vegeta stopped crying and hugged Zarbon with a death grip.
"Okay, I love you, bye bye!"
By Invader Jubei (But you already knew that, didn't you?)
A/N: Can three creepy aliens handle a "slightly" irritating chibi siaya-jin prince? What did Frieza get himself into?
"Take me back home right this instant! I command it!" Chibi Vegeta shouted, fighting back his tears. Frieza just laughed.
"Oh little prince, you're in no position to command anything, I'm afraid. Zarbon, take him to his 'Royal Quarters.'"
Zarbon nodded and grabbed the little prince by his shoulder. "Right, Lord Frieza."
***In the dungeon***
"Here we are, you little runt. Now stay in there until you're ready to serve Lord Frieza." Zarbon growled, tossing chibi Vegeta in a dark room and slamming the door behind him.
Zarbon turned to leave, but was stopped by the little saiya-jin standing behind him.
"I am not a runt!"
Zarbon raised an eyebrow. "But, how did you.....? Grr, nevermind, get back in there!" He picked him up by his tail and threw him back in the room and shut the door, this time making sure to bolt it tight. He smirked. "I'd like to see him get out now." Just then he felt someone tugging on his pants leg. He turned only to see chibi Vegeta looking up at him with a big grin. Zarbon's face grew red with anger.
"Get back in there!" Zarbon screamed, pointing to the door.
"Why?"
"Because I said so!"
"Why?"
"Because I'm your superior!"
Chibi Vegeta just smirked. "Well, if you're my superior, then you should be able to catch me!" With that, he took off running down the dark corridors of Frieza's immense ship. Zarbon sweatdropped.
***Back in Frieza's quarters***
"This is such a perfect plan. We'll have that little brat working for us by the end of the week." Frieza chuckled.
Dodoria clapped his hands together. "Lord Frieza, you're a genius!"
Just then, chibi Vegeta went running by with Zarbon chasing after him. Vegeta looked back and noticed how close he was to getting caught, jumped in the air, caught the edge of the chanellier with his tail and began to swing back and forth. Frieza and Dodoria looked on with confusion.
Zarbon was pretty pissed about now. "Get down here this instant, you little brat!!"
"Look at me, uncle Zarbon, I'm a monkey!" chibi Vegeta taunted, making monkey faces at Zarbon, which just made him more angry.
Dodoria and Frieza looked at each other and began to laugh hystericlly.
"Uncle Zarbon! That's priceless!" Dodoria cried, nearly falling off his chair in the process.
Frieza tried to regain his composure. "Um, Uncle Zarbon, if you're done 'playing' with the brat, can you please lock him in the dungeon where he won't pester us!"
Zarbon floated up to where chibi Vegeta was hanging and tickled him until he lost the grip with his tail and fell to the ground, handing right on his head.
Zarbon, snickered. "Well that looked like it hurt."
But Zarbon's taunting was cut off by chibi Vegeta's wailing.
Frieza and Dodoria covered their ears.
"Make it stop, make it stop!!" Dodoria screamed over the crying.
Zarbon quickly snatched up Vegeta and tried to comfort him.
"Uh, there there, now stop making that noise, it's very irritating."
Vegeta stopped crying and hugged Zarbon with a death grip.
"Okay, I love you, bye bye!"
