YuGiOh's End of the World as We Know it

by Niyati and Shinimegami

List of things things that the Yu-gi-oh cast would never say. And if they did, it would end the world as we know it. If it doesn't show up, go to the adress and where it said "chapter=#" change whatever number it's on the 5

1. well, we're insane, alright?

Shinigami: This is our first story put up. Obviously, we're both nuts...

Niyati: well we went insane. Wait, correction insaner.

Shinigami: Hey! That's what I said!

Niyati: well it doesn't matter, who said it, it only matters that is was said. Oh, and this was thought up in between Inu-Yasha and Yu Yu Hakusho.

Shinigami: random...we know. However, we're like that.

Seto: oh Yami-sama, get them away

Niyati: you just don't know when to stop do you Seto? *shrugs* but neither of us know how to anyways. How about getting to the story?

Yami: Story? what Story? *looks at draft* uh-oh...

Shinigami: *grins* Story *directs patented Omae o Korosu glare of kisei towards the 2 bishi*

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Yugi: *acting VERY self confident* I will rule the world! A am undefeatable!

Yami: *hanging onto his light, crying* Yugiiiii!! They've being mean to me again!

Ryou: GIVE ME A RIFLE! I WANNA SHOOT EVERYONE! *maniacal laughter*

Bakura: *shrugs* I don't care about the item. Yami can have my Millennium Ring for all I care *tosses it* here give it to him.

Joey: *getting handed a bag of chips* keep 'em, I want a nice salad. Scratch that I'm not hungry at all.

Seto: Mokuba? who's Mokuba? I don't know a Mokuba. Joey? He's not a puppy or a mutt. He's a highly intelligent individual. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (Shinigami: this guy talks a lot, no?)

Mokuba: Sugar? I hate sugar! nearly as much as I hate Seto Kaiba. He's a **********.

Tristan: I hate motorcycles! Motorcycles are dangerous! Motorcycles are evil!

Tea: Friendship stinks! I will kill friendship!

Pegasus: Toons? What toons? I don't know toons? *turns to one of his goons* what the heck are toons?

Malik:...what about the Rod? want it? Here, take it. Isis's gonna be home soon. YAY! ISIS!

Marik: Crazy? Excuse me? Millennium items? Don't know 'bout them. Malik? Who's Malik? My hikari? What? What are you asking me for? I'm just a mathematician.

Mai: I'll give everything I own to charity! Yes! To charity.

Duke: Dungeon Dice? Never heard of it. What, girls? They hate me.

Isis: You want visions? what are you asking me fore? I don't have magic powers or anything.

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Niyati: FINISHED, YES. Ok, I think I need to calm down.

Shinigami: *blinks* Well...I think...hai, definitely.

Marik: How dare you make me forget about my hikari.

Shinigami: *shrugs* whatever. Ja Ne all, and review...please?