Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even Luke's Mom, cause that's technically Padme Amidala.Skywalker now.









Luke, I am Your Mother

By: Kimi Greenleaf

Darth Vader: Luke, before you kill me, know this.. Luke, *heavy Breathing* I am your--

Woman: Luke, I am your mother.

Luke: Mom? What are YOU doing here?

Luke's Mom: Young man, didn't you hear me calling you for supper a while ago?

Luke: But, mom. I'm about to kill the most evil man in the universe.

Luke's Mom: You idiot! That's your father.

Darth Vader: Aww. you ruined my line!

Luke's Mom: He was gonna find out sooner or later.

Luke: But, but.I hafta kill him!

Luke's Mom: Now, now, Lukey.what did I tell you about killing your father!?

Luke: You didn't tell me anything about killing my father. And don't call me Lukey!

Luke's Mom: LUKEY!

Luke: MOM!

Luke's Mom: That's it Mister! You are grounded! Go to your room!

Luke: *grumbles*

Luke's Mom: LUKE!

Luke: Yes ma'am..*grumbles and marches to his room*

Darth Vader: Thanks Baby. Gee I'm glad I married you.

Luke's Mom: STUFF IT GARBAGE PAIL! You left me to take over the world and now you expect me to accept you back!?

Darth Vader: I'm.I'm sorry.

Luke's Mom: ....... Ok, I guess I'll take you back. NOW GO GET WASHED UP FOR SUPPER AND DON'T TRY TO KILL YOUR SON!

Darth Vader: Yes dear. *walks inside*

Luke: *voice can be heard from in the house* MOM! DAD CHOPPED OFF MY HAND!

Luke's Mom: DAAAAAAAAAAAARTH!