Shinigami: Another chapter I swear I did by myself! Which I DID, mind you, but that's not my point.

Chibi Kurama: Maybe you should actually update your OWN stories.

Shinigami: Writer's block. No thanks to you two.

Chibi Hiei: Hn.

Heero: Omae o korosu for stealing my line.

Duo: Hey guys!

Ryou: Wherever Heero goes, Duo does too

Bakura: Kill Heero!

Malik: *bares teeth* My job!

Marik: No, MMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE

Relena: But, Heero has to kill me first!

Shinigami: Where'd you all come from?

All but Shinigami and the chibis: *shrug*

Shinigami: Um…yeah…here are the thank yous.

Yami Tsuki Tenshi: Angst writer! Woohoo! Same problem. It's a miracle I can actually write this story…^_^U so…anyway…

Dragon butt z: Sounds like a review I gave once. I believe it was something like: *laughs so hard that she dies, then 'awakens' and starts laughing again.* Then Obi-wan walked in and etc.

Adamant: I dun feel like stopping. THANKS TO THIS, I WILL RULE THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Bakura: Don't forget me!

Malik: And me!

Marik: And above all, me! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Angel c.c.m: RYOU CAN TOO SAY THAT! I'M TAKING THAT ONE OUT! GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Chibi Kurama: Excuse her. She's on a screaming streak. And a big fan of Yoai.

Chibi Hiei: It's IGNORE her

Beverly: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. And then Yami fat is just weird.

Ryou: O.o

Beverly: ^_^

Dclick: I agree. Think she would.

Silver Reflection: Aren't we all? Except me, of course, I'm perfect. ^_^ Well…no, but I DO always log on, just for the heck of it. So…the world needs to be shared into 5 parts…

Malik: I call Australia!

Marik: I call Africa!

Bakura: I call Asia!

Beverly: What's with you guys with A's?

Malik/Marik/Bakura: *shrug*

Katinstyle2: Seto CAN say puppy dog in Japanese. And is it really possible for Tristan to make his hair pointier? He could probably saw his way through a door.

Aesa Bast: bet she would. I really do. …I'm gonna write an agonizing death just for you! ^_^

ShadowFire: So would I. Unfortunately, he's about to kill me. But I'm writing it anyway.

Bakura: Why you little!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beverly: Heh. I'd like to see try.

Nano*Mecka: well, of course, they're really good. Even though I did put 'em all up… ^_^U

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Yami: …so…anyway…what's dueling?

Duke: I DESPISE DUEL MONSTERS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!

Téa: *wearing a Mai outfit* *icily* I swear I will kill anyone who says anything about friends in any way, shape, form within a thousand mile radius.

Keith: *sniveling* Pegasus doesn't wike me…

Pegasus: Oh, Keith, my love! We shall destroy the dreams of Cecilia together!

Pegasus: (again somehow) I hate you, Cecilia! You're nothing but a bratty little snob. I can't paint because of you! Go away! I despise you!

Cecilia: Hi! …… oops, my bad. I'm supposed to be dead.

Yugi: *suddenly surrounded by a dark light, greenish looking* And the world shall not be ruled by a Dark Lord, but by a beautiful queen, and all shall despair. (Lord Of the Rings, anyone?)

Tristan: Mo-ter-sy-kel?

Joey: Ohhhhhhhhhh, I beg you! Call me a puppy!

Mokuba: *wearing reading glasses, looking over them at Seto* I'm very sorry, sir, but you are not fit. We shall have to dispose of you *BANG*

Ryou: *seething* Give me the world NOW or I will KILL YOU ALL!

Mai: *wearing funky sixties glasses, a huge mustard yellow sweatshirt and orange baggy pants* So, I'm… Mai, and I'm… trying out for… you know… class president… And… I'm… kind of shy… but… if you give me a chance…

Bakura/Malik/Marik: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.

Serenity: ninety-hic-nine bott-hic-les of –hic- beer on th-hic-e wall, ninet-hic-y nine bot-hic-tles of beer! Tak-hic-e one d-hic-own, pas-hic-s it a-hic-round, twent-hic-y three –hic- bottles of -hic-beer on the w-hic-all

Seto: So, like, what's this Kaiba Corp thing you're, like, telling me about, dude?

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Adamant:

Mai: (feels her belt buckle snap) Damn those French chocolates.

Mai: (again) WHAT! My credit card is DENIED! (nukes the world)

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Angel c.c.m.:

Bakura: @____________________@ Cheese...

Yami: I just ADORE tomb robbers! They are SO cool!

Seto: Hey! Guess what! I just traded all my BEWDs for a SUPER RARE Koriboh!!!

Yugi: YAMI YOU ARE SUCH A ^*(^$#$%%^@##$$$%!!!!

Joey: Pizza? No thanks, I'm on a strict diet from now on! Hey, where's the dexotrine?

Tristan: I'm leaving you all to become a hippie. Peace to the world DUDE!

*we bring you this stupid message to block out a Ryou-directed comment. Wanna now, check the reviews. I absolutely REFUSE to put that us. For reason, check thank yous*

Pegasus: Screw Cecilia! She was a ho anyway!

Yami: *rapping* Everyone go Hey-ho! Hey-ho!

Bakura: Life is like a box of chocolates, ya never know what ya gonna get.

Yugi: But-but... I WAS ARESSTED FOR MY EYES!!! Oh the cruelty of todays government! *sniff* They should have said large amethyst eyes were illegal years ago...

Yami: I've decided... I will get fat. *fangirls have heart attacks*

Seto: I just ADORE Yami! He's my IDOL!

Ryou: Screw this innocent ^&*^, I'm gonna join a terrorist group

Everyone: *bends over mooning people* Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!!!

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Silver Reflection: (and I decided I didn't wanna come up with the wording this time)

Bakura goes panty raiding instead of Tomb raiding

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katinstyle2:

Tea: Friendship is- *world explodes*

Yugi: I'm going to marry Rebecca! *Yugi's fangirls destroy the world in rage*

Seto: *finds out how to say 'Puppy Dog' in Japanese* (which he really can, mind you. One of these days I'm gonna get selective about what I put up.)

Ryou: Would you please- Oh what's the use? Nice guys finish last. *runs out with a leaf blower*
Bakura: I'm finally getting through to that kid.

Joey: Sure, I'll help cook the president's dinner!

Tristan: *makes his hair EVEN pointier* (which I don't think is possible)

Ryou: *starts taking advice from his yami*

Yugi: *when grandpa first gives him the puzzle to solve* Sure grandpa, I'll take that challenge of putting it togeth- OOOOHHH LOOK!! Scooby Doo is on! The puzzle can wait! *throws the puzzle into a corner where it says there, collecting dust*

Yami: *in the puzzle* Hum.....I wonder how I work this thing.....

Yugi: Seto, I'm not sure if my granpa told you, but, YOU ARE MY FATHER!! *huggles Seto* (aww, so cute… STAR WARS REFERENCE! BWAHAHAHAHAA)

Bakura: *goes to an amusement park*

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Idea given by Aesa Bast in response to the 'fanciful unicorn' of last chapter, which comes from Nano*Mecka, even though all this could possibly happen and defeats the point of this story:

Téa: *walking around on hands and feet, bottom slicking out in the air and a cardboard horn on her head* I am a fanciful unicorn! WEEEEE!

Yugi: *walking by* GAH! I'M SCARED!

Yami: *comes out and freaks out too, but tries to show off for his hikari.* I will kill it!

Real Unicorn: Allow me! Making fun of me, humph! *proceeds to skewer Téa to death wit ha non-cardboard horn.*

Bakura: Is she really dead? YES!

Téa: Hey Guys! Some guy with horns and a pointy tail and a giant fork and red skin said: 'keep her! I don't want her!' Now who could that have been?

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Idea given by ShadowFire:

Bakura: Oh, Téa, my love, come her

Téa: *stomps over, scowling* what?

Bakura: *grabs her and kisses her forcefully.* Oh, Téa *starry eyed*

Téa: GAH! Gerroff me, psycho! I will kill you!

(now if the roles were switched, it would make a whole lotta sense, but that would also defeat the purpose)

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Nano*Mecka:

Yami: *mumbling to himself* Marik and Bakura think they're soooo cool just because they're complete psychos that wanna take over the world...I can act crazy, wear exotic jewelry, get painful tattoos, and get screaming fangirls to hang off me too! I can't help it if chicks dig megalomaniacs and think look incredibly sexy! I feel so left out....
Yugi: It's time we settled our differences, Yami...*throws Millenium Puzzle into a volcano*
Mokuba: SETO!! BARNEY!! NOW!!!
Malik: *to random fangirl* Hey girl, Do these pants make my butt look big?
Tea: *to Grandpa* Hey gramps, wanna good time?
Mai: Joey! Learn some respect, dog boy! (are you sure she wouldn't say that?)
Isis: *has just joined the Women's Rights Movement* -.-' Men are such pigs. (reminds me of Mai)
Ryou: *tips derby to random person* Top 'o the mornin' to ya! (^_^)
Bakura: What does this button do? (explode the world, duh! Bakura: Shut up.)

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That's it, that's all, and that 55 different ideas, SO DON'T COMPLAIN. I know, I counted. ^_^ …so…please review to make me (and Niyati) happy, even though I do all the work and send ideas if you have any to make OTHER people happy. Adios! ^_^ Wow, for once the others didn't say anything O.o Ah well. *shrugs*