Highschool Summer Roadtrip: Episode II
Disclamer: Blah blah blah, I dont own any characters names or places except for Mikus, Mona, Plotski and Willcam
Sorry I took so long updating.
The Bus pulled into the Travel agency on Mount gagazet. Rikku bounced around near the door until it opened and she fled outwards into the clearing.
" WAIT! WAIT!" Screamed Mr. Auron "IF YOU DONT WAIT, I'LL GIVE YOU A DETENTION!!!" He yelled.
" DETENTION? AAAUGH!" all the male students cried and once, and immediatly hid under their seats. Mona and Lulu sighed in unison.
" Well at least your girls will hear what I have to say" Mr. Auron Sighed " This is our new Exchange student, Khimari Ronso."
Mr. Auron steped aside. Khimari Ronso stood forward, all six feet of him. The girls giggled.
" you know khimari," Plotski said as he peeked over his seat "I dont know about ronso, but in human culture, we wear CLOTHES"
Lulu sighed. dispite the fact that he was tall and hairy, he was kind of cute. Wakka, who was reading her thought-bubbles, said
" Thats like, beastiality, ya?"
" I was thinking about you, you nimrod!" she said, blushing. Wakka laughed, as a bolt of fire arced from her seat and hit wakka square in the face.
The class trooped off the buss, all except Mikus and Plotski
"Got the stuff?" Mikus whispered conspriatorially
"In my bag, three bottles full!" Plotski hissed back.
"SCORE!" Mikus shouted in spite of himself.
To someone who did not understand Mikus, this would seem unusual. Mikus ALWAYS had an angle. Wether he was ingratiating himself with Jecht's son, or Gambling with his teachers, he always had an angle. For example, he presently had Ten thousand gil riding on the upcoming blitz tourny, and he wasn't about to lose it.
"The Ronso are favored to win this year" Plotski muttered
" Oh ye of little faith," Mikus replied "They wont be after we slip this into their half-time juice"
"What Exactly is this stuff?" Plotski asked " I know you asked me to nick it from the chem lab, but what IS it?"
" What's It labeled?"
"Ereckile Dysfunshun Curratibe Elixir" Plotski Read carefully
" Perfect" Mikus said nodding. "Now you know the rest of the plan? We stow away on the Ronso transport, and dump two of the bottles into the Ronso Team's Half-time potion. The other bottle goes into our 'Special Blitz Ball' which we detonate when the Ronso Forward has the ball"
"Sounds a little complex" Plotski said, half to himself "And dangerous"
"Don't worry"
"I'm sure Yevon Wouldn't have approved" Plotski muttered
"Hey, what did yevon tell you about D&D?"
"That it is a gateway to get young people to use Machina"
"and how long Have I been your dungeon master?"
"six months" said Plotski, realizing that yet again, Mikus had drawn him into an elaborate plan, that would end with the both of them neck deep in shit.
" And have you used machina in that time?"
"no"
Much later, aboard a Ronso cart that smelled like Yak butter, Mikus and Plotski hid under a blanket
"How the hell has this stuff supposed to prevent them from winning?" Plotski asked.
"have you ever tried to blitz with a fishing pole in your pants?" Mikus asked, and he winked.
I'm uploading the rest of part II later
Disclamer: Blah blah blah, I dont own any characters names or places except for Mikus, Mona, Plotski and Willcam
Sorry I took so long updating.
The Bus pulled into the Travel agency on Mount gagazet. Rikku bounced around near the door until it opened and she fled outwards into the clearing.
" WAIT! WAIT!" Screamed Mr. Auron "IF YOU DONT WAIT, I'LL GIVE YOU A DETENTION!!!" He yelled.
" DETENTION? AAAUGH!" all the male students cried and once, and immediatly hid under their seats. Mona and Lulu sighed in unison.
" Well at least your girls will hear what I have to say" Mr. Auron Sighed " This is our new Exchange student, Khimari Ronso."
Mr. Auron steped aside. Khimari Ronso stood forward, all six feet of him. The girls giggled.
" you know khimari," Plotski said as he peeked over his seat "I dont know about ronso, but in human culture, we wear CLOTHES"
Lulu sighed. dispite the fact that he was tall and hairy, he was kind of cute. Wakka, who was reading her thought-bubbles, said
" Thats like, beastiality, ya?"
" I was thinking about you, you nimrod!" she said, blushing. Wakka laughed, as a bolt of fire arced from her seat and hit wakka square in the face.
The class trooped off the buss, all except Mikus and Plotski
"Got the stuff?" Mikus whispered conspriatorially
"In my bag, three bottles full!" Plotski hissed back.
"SCORE!" Mikus shouted in spite of himself.
To someone who did not understand Mikus, this would seem unusual. Mikus ALWAYS had an angle. Wether he was ingratiating himself with Jecht's son, or Gambling with his teachers, he always had an angle. For example, he presently had Ten thousand gil riding on the upcoming blitz tourny, and he wasn't about to lose it.
"The Ronso are favored to win this year" Plotski muttered
" Oh ye of little faith," Mikus replied "They wont be after we slip this into their half-time juice"
"What Exactly is this stuff?" Plotski asked " I know you asked me to nick it from the chem lab, but what IS it?"
" What's It labeled?"
"Ereckile Dysfunshun Curratibe Elixir" Plotski Read carefully
" Perfect" Mikus said nodding. "Now you know the rest of the plan? We stow away on the Ronso transport, and dump two of the bottles into the Ronso Team's Half-time potion. The other bottle goes into our 'Special Blitz Ball' which we detonate when the Ronso Forward has the ball"
"Sounds a little complex" Plotski said, half to himself "And dangerous"
"Don't worry"
"I'm sure Yevon Wouldn't have approved" Plotski muttered
"Hey, what did yevon tell you about D&D?"
"That it is a gateway to get young people to use Machina"
"and how long Have I been your dungeon master?"
"six months" said Plotski, realizing that yet again, Mikus had drawn him into an elaborate plan, that would end with the both of them neck deep in shit.
" And have you used machina in that time?"
"no"
Much later, aboard a Ronso cart that smelled like Yak butter, Mikus and Plotski hid under a blanket
"How the hell has this stuff supposed to prevent them from winning?" Plotski asked.
"have you ever tried to blitz with a fishing pole in your pants?" Mikus asked, and he winked.
I'm uploading the rest of part II later