One day, on a Metal Gear fansite, three warriors joined forces and created an epic saga.
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...
I hereby bring to you bring to you...
METAL GEAR KIDS!
Part 2
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~Coyote~
---meanwhile, another strange kid is walking through the playground...---
(a kid wearing a strange power-rangers-like costume without a helmet is being observed by other fearful children)
Campbell: I don't like the looks of this, better tell Snake...
Baker: I heard he purposely flunked to stay in kindergarten and pick on us...
Anderson: Yeah, and that he's super-intelligent and wants to grow-up o be either a zebra or the president!
Johnson: I'm smarter!!
Baker: Go away, preschooler!
Johnson: Jerk-face! You'll see!!
(Johnson runs away)
Campbell: this is really serious, I better go, see all of you later!
---At the tree-house---
Snake: ...It's kind-of empty....
Otacon: Well, actually, I made-up the "take-over-the-playground-thing"...
Snake: What the heck?
Raiden: YOU SAID A BAAAD WORD!!!
Otacon: You see, there is going to be this school party and there's going to be different events and whatnot. The three-legged race is tomorrow and...
Snake: and--?
Otacon: ...erm...wellll....I want Wolf to team-up with me, but I need help!
(Snake and Raiden look up in shock)
Snake and Raiden: OTACON AN WOLF SITTIN IN A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!
Otacon: SHUT-UP WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
---the next day---
(Ocelot and Liquid are teaming up for the three-legged race)
Liquid: Soon, veangence will be mine!!!
Ocelot: I need someone to tie this rope, though...
(Ocelot sees the preschooler, Pierre, and becons him to come)
Pierre: What?
Ocelot: Tie this rope, shrimp, or I'll bite your nose off!!
Pierre: EEP!!!
(Pierre ties the rope and runs off, crying)
Liquid, Okay, now for a test-run!!
(Ocelot and Liquid run, but trip all over each other)
Liquid: FOOL! IF I TEAM UP WITH YOU, I'LL LOSE!!
Ocelot: WHAT?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MESSING ME UP!!
Liquid: THAT'S IT, I'M UNTYING US!!
Ocelot: FINE WITH ME!!
(Liquid tries to untie the knot, but fails)
Liquid: I-it won't even come loose!!
Ocelot: WHAT?! You ninny!!
(Ocelot tries in a futile attempt to untie the knot himself)
Liquid: Who's the ninny now?!
Ocelot: ...Never trust a French-kid...
Liquid: We gotta find someone with scrssors!!
(Liquid looks up and sees none other than Snake! Snake, at the moment has snuck-up on Raiden and is about to cut his hair with a pair of scissors!!)
Liquid: SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
(Snake wips around to see a silhouette of a two-headed figure)
Snake: What the heck...?
Raiden: Huh? (turns around) Pliskin, why did that guy just call you Snake?
Snake: I have no idea, honestly!
Raiden: ...And what are you doing with a pair of scissors?
Snake: Nothing in particular. Hy, go talk to those kids over there!!
Raiden: ...Why?
Snake: JUST GO!
Raiden: Whyyyyyy???
(Snake is too late! Liquid and Ocelot have already made it up to them!)
Snake: What do you want?!
Liquid: Brother! Only you can release me!
Ocelot: Please!! Just cut the rope! I promise I won't be mean to anyone ever again! Please!! Just get him away from me!!!
Snake: No.
Liquid: Not up to it, eh, Snake?!
Hm?....Who is that girl...?
Raiden: SNAKE?! PLISKIN!! ARE YOU THE SNAKE??!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN TIME-OUT!!
Snake: No, not me, I still have things I have to do!
To be continued!=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...
I hereby bring to you bring to you...
METAL GEAR KIDS!
Part 2
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
~Coyote~
---meanwhile, another strange kid is walking through the playground...---
(a kid wearing a strange power-rangers-like costume without a helmet is being observed by other fearful children)
Campbell: I don't like the looks of this, better tell Snake...
Baker: I heard he purposely flunked to stay in kindergarten and pick on us...
Anderson: Yeah, and that he's super-intelligent and wants to grow-up o be either a zebra or the president!
Johnson: I'm smarter!!
Baker: Go away, preschooler!
Johnson: Jerk-face! You'll see!!
(Johnson runs away)
Campbell: this is really serious, I better go, see all of you later!
---At the tree-house---
Snake: ...It's kind-of empty....
Otacon: Well, actually, I made-up the "take-over-the-playground-thing"...
Snake: What the heck?
Raiden: YOU SAID A BAAAD WORD!!!
Otacon: You see, there is going to be this school party and there's going to be different events and whatnot. The three-legged race is tomorrow and...
Snake: and--?
Otacon: ...erm...wellll....I want Wolf to team-up with me, but I need help!
(Snake and Raiden look up in shock)
Snake and Raiden: OTACON AN WOLF SITTIN IN A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!
Otacon: SHUT-UP WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
---the next day---
(Ocelot and Liquid are teaming up for the three-legged race)
Liquid: Soon, veangence will be mine!!!
Ocelot: I need someone to tie this rope, though...
(Ocelot sees the preschooler, Pierre, and becons him to come)
Pierre: What?
Ocelot: Tie this rope, shrimp, or I'll bite your nose off!!
Pierre: EEP!!!
(Pierre ties the rope and runs off, crying)
Liquid, Okay, now for a test-run!!
(Ocelot and Liquid run, but trip all over each other)
Liquid: FOOL! IF I TEAM UP WITH YOU, I'LL LOSE!!
Ocelot: WHAT?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MESSING ME UP!!
Liquid: THAT'S IT, I'M UNTYING US!!
Ocelot: FINE WITH ME!!
(Liquid tries to untie the knot, but fails)
Liquid: I-it won't even come loose!!
Ocelot: WHAT?! You ninny!!
(Ocelot tries in a futile attempt to untie the knot himself)
Liquid: Who's the ninny now?!
Ocelot: ...Never trust a French-kid...
Liquid: We gotta find someone with scrssors!!
(Liquid looks up and sees none other than Snake! Snake, at the moment has snuck-up on Raiden and is about to cut his hair with a pair of scissors!!)
Liquid: SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
(Snake wips around to see a silhouette of a two-headed figure)
Snake: What the heck...?
Raiden: Huh? (turns around) Pliskin, why did that guy just call you Snake?
Snake: I have no idea, honestly!
Raiden: ...And what are you doing with a pair of scissors?
Snake: Nothing in particular. Hy, go talk to those kids over there!!
Raiden: ...Why?
Snake: JUST GO!
Raiden: Whyyyyyy???
(Snake is too late! Liquid and Ocelot have already made it up to them!)
Snake: What do you want?!
Liquid: Brother! Only you can release me!
Ocelot: Please!! Just cut the rope! I promise I won't be mean to anyone ever again! Please!! Just get him away from me!!!
Snake: No.
Liquid: Not up to it, eh, Snake?!
Hm?....Who is that girl...?
Raiden: SNAKE?! PLISKIN!! ARE YOU THE SNAKE??!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN TIME-OUT!!
Snake: No, not me, I still have things I have to do!
To be continued!=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=