One day, on a Metal Gear fansite, three warriors joined forces and created an epic saga.
The three were Ollie Raiden, Nikita Coyote (MEE!), and WoalieMan.
With his grant of permission, Ollie, the beginner of the project, handed down the tale to Coyote.
Nikita Coyote then took the alias "Solid Hamster" and posted the epic for all of fanfiction.net to see it's splendor...of sorts...

I hereby bring to you bring to you...

METAL GEAR KIDS!
Part 3
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~WoalieMan~

(Snake and Liquid glare at eachother)
Snake & Liquid: Grrrr.
Raiden: I'm hungry
Ocelot: Shhhhhh
(Liquid yells and runs into....

TRICYCLE GEAR
A giant Tricycle equipped with Many MANY water guns, it's grey and about 6ft. tall.


He sits of the seat, with Ocelot on the co-pilot's seat.)
Liquid: CMon, Snake!
Snake: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
(Raiden watches in amazment as Snake grabs a Super Soaker and runs at Liquid in Tricycle Gear)
Snake(to Otacon over cups): Otacon! How am i gunna stop this thing!
Otacon(replies): Take out the windscreen! Liquid won't be able to see!
Snake: Ok...
(Snake runs and fires a good litre of water, he misses though and sprays the top, causing electric currents)
Liquid: Haha Nya :P
(Liquid fires 10 litres of water at Snake, Snake falls to the ground in a pool of water. He doesn't move. Meryl, Rose and Mei Ling all stop playing house and come and watch)
Meryl: Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
Mei Ling: You didnt save enough!
Rose: Jack! Do something!!!!!
Raiden: Nah, i'm just gunna watch. Go Snaaaaaaaake!
Otacon: Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake! Oh dear... use this!
(Otacon throws Snake a lollypop. Snake moves slighty and then grabs it and begins to suck. Suddenly he jumps up)
Snake:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Liquid: Give it all you've got, brother.
(Snake fires at the windscreen but again misses)
Snake: Poo!
Everyone but Snake: AHAHA YOU SAID POOO!
(Snake then notices he has hit a round thingy on the side. It seems to have made it harder for Liquid to control TG)
Snake: I've got it!
(He pulls the trigger....no water)
Snake: WaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaH!
Liquid: Ahahaha!
(The wheel of TG lowers over Snake. Suddenly a strange figure appears)
Ninja- Hiiiiiiyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa!
(The ninja pushes Snake out of the way, he jumps up and slices the round thingy with his toy sword.)
Snake: You saved me. And you destroyed the round thingy!
Ninja: Snake....I'm...
Snake: You know my name?
Raiden: AHA! YOU ARE SNAKE!
Everyone: DUUUUUUUUUH!
Raiden: DUUUUUUUUUUH!, huh?
Ninja: It's me
(Ninja takes off his mask)
Snake: GREY FOX! But you moved!
Ninja: ah, yes, but i have a tricycle of my own! Snake! The windscreen will open up now! Hit your brother! He'll get all wet and yucky!
Snake: Can you help me?
Ninja: No, sorry, I have to go have lunch! Bye Snake!
Snake: Poo.
Liquid: Ahhhhhhhhh! You'll go nap-nap for that, SNAAAAAAAKE!!!!
( Liquid unleashes a large rattle for the top of TG, it flies at Snake's head)
Snake: Poop.
(A strange figure jumps in front, the rattle evades her and hits Raiden)
Raiden: Ow!
(Snake looks at this mystery woman)
Fortune: Bring it on, Liquid.
Liquid: Poop! She cant be hit by sticks, stones OR rattles!
(Ocelot finally breaks free of the rope and jumps down to Fortune)
Ocelot: You have nothing I didnt give you!
Fortune: Come again?
Ocelot: You're being shielded by electromagnetic technology!
Everyone: Electro-magnetic whatsa whoosie??!?!?!
Ocelot: *sigh*
(Ocelot presses a button and shoots Fortune with a water gun)
Fortune: But...
(SHe slumps, wet and hurt from the torrent of water)
Fortune: THESE ARE GOOD CLOTHES! WaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHH!
(Fortune runs off.)
Snake: Ha!
(He is spraying TG with a hose. It is made of cardboard. TG is just cradboard on a tricycle.)
Liquid: Oh dear! You've seen through TG's brilliant disquise!
(Big Boss comes storming out)
Big Boss: What's all this then! Solidus told me you were all fighting! LIIIIIIIIIIQUID!
Liquid: Oh no. It's just a game, Father!
Snake: Father, Liquid tried to ruin my good clothes!
Raiden: He hit me with a rattle!
Big Boss: That's it! Liquid! You're on TIMEOUT! NAP time young man!
Liquid: Nooooooooooooo!
Big Boss: Everyone! Go home! Snake, you're in trouble too!
Snake: WaaaaaaaaaAAAH!
(everyone leaves, Snake and Liquid are left)
Big Boss: Now, boys, you dont see Solidus doing any of this do you! HUH?!
Snake & Liquid: No, father.
Big Boss: Now, both of you! Go to your rooms, or there won't be any child soldier training for either of you!
Snake & Liquid(verry upset) : Yes, father
(Snake and Liquid go to there rooms)

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