The Perfect game
Emcee: Welcome to the greatest game show, the dah dah dah...
Audience: The perfect game
Emcee: Introducing our contestants..
Hollow voice: Heero Yui, age 15, nationality Japanese, personal
background perfect soldier,
favourite saying "Omae o Korosu" (I will kill you)
Hollow voice: Duo Maxwell, age 15, nationality American, personal
background orphan, favourite saying "It's all over is it?"
Hollow voice: Hiei Jaganshi, age unknown, nationality koorime,
personal background forbidden child left to die, favourite saying
"kawabura you baka"
Hollow voice: Keonma, age 992, nationality chibi, personal
background only fears his father's spankings and is still chewing
a pacifier, favourite saying "Botan! Hurry up and tell Yusuke!"
Audience: clap clap clap
Emcee: So contestants, what made you sign up for this show?
Heero: to get away from relena
Duo: To make heero happy
Hiei: It was a dare
Keonma: This isn't rei tai!
Emcee: (nervously) Okay...
Now the first qustion is... what would you do if you had a million
dollars
Heero: Dunno
Duo: Well Santa, I'd buy...
(an hour later)
and a toothbrush.
Everyone except Duo :(anime fall)
Hiei: A new sword
Keonma: A new pacifier
Emcee: And the winner of this round is...Heero!
Contestants except Hiei: (jaw drop)
Emcee: The second question: what is your greatest secret?
Heero: That I'm related to J
Duo:(eyes widen)
Heero: He's my gramps
Emcee: Next!
Duo: my love for Hilde, not for her use as a shopping maid.
Hilde: (runs in and passionately kisses duo)
Hiei: (with a major sweat drop) I like Botan?
Keonma: No its not! you are Yukina's brother
Hiei:Kurama knows that.
No one else knows I like Botan
Duo: (still being kissed) So Keonma knows you like Botan?
Emcee: Next!
Keonma: I like Botan.
Hiei: (anime fall) she was mine first
Keonma: let the elders get their chance first
Everybody except the arguing pair: (sweat drop)
Meanwhile...
Kuwabara: (watching on TV) ARGH! Hiei is actually related to Yukina??!!
Yusuke: Hhaha
Kurama: I thought hiei loved me
Yusuke: haha
Back...to the studio
Emcee: And the winner is...Heero
Everbody: how does he do that?
Emcee: question no. 3: What's your best weapon?
Heero: my gun
Duo: my perfect ass
Hiei: my cool sunglasses
Keonma: my Botan
Kurama: Not again.
Emcee: and the winner is ...Heero
Heero: '_;
Emcee: Question no. 4: What's your nickname?
Heero: The perfect soldier...
Duo: With the perfect ass
Heero: (sweat drop)
Duo: I am shinigami!
Wufei: and the braided baka.
Hiei: The forbidden child
Keonma: Little king of hell
Emcee: and the winner is ... Heero.
Heero: !_! sniff. sniff
Emcee: Question no. 5: What's your best trait?
Heero: (deathglares everyone)
Duo:Hello! I am so friggin annoying!
Wufei: damn straight you are
Hiei: Jaou ensatsu gokuryuuho! (Black dragon appears and chases Wufei
out of the studio)
Keonma: (turns into adult)
Audience: He's so hot!
Keonma:(turns back into Chibi mode)
Emcee: and the winner is ...Heero!
Heero: Do you realise Relena's gonna find me very soon if you
keep this up?
Relena: (walks in dejectedly) Heero, I found you. (turns HAPPY)
Let me hug you!
Heero: Not in front of live TV!
Hollow voice: Relena Peacecraft, age 15, naitonality Sanqanese?
personal background family got massacred in her youth,
favourite saying "peace"
Emcee: Welcome relena.
Relena: Hello. I am addicted to Heero, but I will stop.
Obsession anonymous: Hello Relena.
Emcee: question no. 6: Who would you kiss in this show now? its
a dare worth 5 points.
Heero:Duo
Duo: (moves out of heero's range) Hilde
Hiei: you first keonma
Keonma: (calls on his cell phone and a second later botan appears)
Hiei: Botan chooses who to kiss.
Botan: of course you Hiei
Keonma: You cheated. you wore no top
Botan: (Kisses hiei)
Duo: (kisses Hilde)
Keonma: (slumps)
Relena: Oh! I kiss that chibi (kisses Keonma)
Heero: Thank god!
Emcee: and the winner is... Heero!
Meanwhile...
Kuwabara: Look! hiei is Kissing botan!
Yusuke: they look cute together
Hiei: (from the TV) I heard that Yusuke!
Kurama: Come back to me Hiei!
Hiei: Not a chance. Botan's too good!
back to the studio...
(Everyone has finished kissing)
Hiei: (goes back into a frenzy and continues kissing Botan)
Emcee: Cut out the passion, We're live.
Hiei: (winks at Botan) maybe later..
(Botan leaves)
Emcee: The winner of tonight's game of the perfect game goes to
Heero!
Heero: '_;
Emcee: Tune in next time for...
Audience: the perfect game.
to be continued...
Emcee: Welcome to the greatest game show, the dah dah dah...
Audience: The perfect game
Emcee: Introducing our contestants..
Hollow voice: Heero Yui, age 15, nationality Japanese, personal
background perfect soldier,
favourite saying "Omae o Korosu" (I will kill you)
Hollow voice: Duo Maxwell, age 15, nationality American, personal
background orphan, favourite saying "It's all over is it?"
Hollow voice: Hiei Jaganshi, age unknown, nationality koorime,
personal background forbidden child left to die, favourite saying
"kawabura you baka"
Hollow voice: Keonma, age 992, nationality chibi, personal
background only fears his father's spankings and is still chewing
a pacifier, favourite saying "Botan! Hurry up and tell Yusuke!"
Audience: clap clap clap
Emcee: So contestants, what made you sign up for this show?
Heero: to get away from relena
Duo: To make heero happy
Hiei: It was a dare
Keonma: This isn't rei tai!
Emcee: (nervously) Okay...
Now the first qustion is... what would you do if you had a million
dollars
Heero: Dunno
Duo: Well Santa, I'd buy...
(an hour later)
and a toothbrush.
Everyone except Duo :(anime fall)
Hiei: A new sword
Keonma: A new pacifier
Emcee: And the winner of this round is...Heero!
Contestants except Hiei: (jaw drop)
Emcee: The second question: what is your greatest secret?
Heero: That I'm related to J
Duo:(eyes widen)
Heero: He's my gramps
Emcee: Next!
Duo: my love for Hilde, not for her use as a shopping maid.
Hilde: (runs in and passionately kisses duo)
Hiei: (with a major sweat drop) I like Botan?
Keonma: No its not! you are Yukina's brother
Hiei:Kurama knows that.
No one else knows I like Botan
Duo: (still being kissed) So Keonma knows you like Botan?
Emcee: Next!
Keonma: I like Botan.
Hiei: (anime fall) she was mine first
Keonma: let the elders get their chance first
Everybody except the arguing pair: (sweat drop)
Meanwhile...
Kuwabara: (watching on TV) ARGH! Hiei is actually related to Yukina??!!
Yusuke: Hhaha
Kurama: I thought hiei loved me
Yusuke: haha
Back...to the studio
Emcee: And the winner is...Heero
Everbody: how does he do that?
Emcee: question no. 3: What's your best weapon?
Heero: my gun
Duo: my perfect ass
Hiei: my cool sunglasses
Keonma: my Botan
Kurama: Not again.
Emcee: and the winner is ...Heero
Heero: '_;
Emcee: Question no. 4: What's your nickname?
Heero: The perfect soldier...
Duo: With the perfect ass
Heero: (sweat drop)
Duo: I am shinigami!
Wufei: and the braided baka.
Hiei: The forbidden child
Keonma: Little king of hell
Emcee: and the winner is ... Heero.
Heero: !_! sniff. sniff
Emcee: Question no. 5: What's your best trait?
Heero: (deathglares everyone)
Duo:Hello! I am so friggin annoying!
Wufei: damn straight you are
Hiei: Jaou ensatsu gokuryuuho! (Black dragon appears and chases Wufei
out of the studio)
Keonma: (turns into adult)
Audience: He's so hot!
Keonma:(turns back into Chibi mode)
Emcee: and the winner is ...Heero!
Heero: Do you realise Relena's gonna find me very soon if you
keep this up?
Relena: (walks in dejectedly) Heero, I found you. (turns HAPPY)
Let me hug you!
Heero: Not in front of live TV!
Hollow voice: Relena Peacecraft, age 15, naitonality Sanqanese?
personal background family got massacred in her youth,
favourite saying "peace"
Emcee: Welcome relena.
Relena: Hello. I am addicted to Heero, but I will stop.
Obsession anonymous: Hello Relena.
Emcee: question no. 6: Who would you kiss in this show now? its
a dare worth 5 points.
Heero:Duo
Duo: (moves out of heero's range) Hilde
Hiei: you first keonma
Keonma: (calls on his cell phone and a second later botan appears)
Hiei: Botan chooses who to kiss.
Botan: of course you Hiei
Keonma: You cheated. you wore no top
Botan: (Kisses hiei)
Duo: (kisses Hilde)
Keonma: (slumps)
Relena: Oh! I kiss that chibi (kisses Keonma)
Heero: Thank god!
Emcee: and the winner is... Heero!
Meanwhile...
Kuwabara: Look! hiei is Kissing botan!
Yusuke: they look cute together
Hiei: (from the TV) I heard that Yusuke!
Kurama: Come back to me Hiei!
Hiei: Not a chance. Botan's too good!
back to the studio...
(Everyone has finished kissing)
Hiei: (goes back into a frenzy and continues kissing Botan)
Emcee: Cut out the passion, We're live.
Hiei: (winks at Botan) maybe later..
(Botan leaves)
Emcee: The winner of tonight's game of the perfect game goes to
Heero!
Heero: '_;
Emcee: Tune in next time for...
Audience: the perfect game.
to be continued...