Yeah, yeah...the disclaimers are in Chapter 1.
I respetfully Acknowledge that Mulder,Mulder's parents, Scully, and Krycek are not mine(see! I said it), and you will get less that squat if you sue me.
I am still willing to strike up another type of deal w/ Mr. Carter if it came down to a lawsuit...I'm tellin you the man is hot.
However, everyone else in the story is mine and I'm not above suing if you touch them.
*tattooing my name on my characters*
See, you can't have them now. :-P




"Well gentlemen, it's a good thing that the building really wasn't on fire. Any particular reason that it took you so long to leave the building?"
"Umm, well, I kept hitting my head underneath the table in my hurry to exit the imaginary flames."
"Mr. Krycek, we have a rule at this school: one smart ass per class, and Mr. Mulder has that job already."
"Yes sir."
"Mr. Mulder, nothing to say as to why you were so late?"
"I just had to make sure that dear Alex didn't pass out, cause you know, won't look good to have a student burn in the imaginary flames."
"They were probably kissing in the classroom," someone murmered and her friends started to giggle.
"Miss Roberts, anything you'd like to share?"
"Nothing Mr. Jacobs. Just a private joke."
Mr Jacobs snorted a bit and the signal sounded to tell the students to return to class.
Once everyone got back into the classroom, the bell rang to signal the end of class.
"Hey Mulder, what's your next class?"
"AP English. You?"
"Umm, I think...German. yeah, German."
"Ooh, fun class. Ms. Wilson is a true ball buster."
"Gee thanks," Alex replied, and stuck out his tongue.
"Hey, you wanted to know."
"So when do you have lunch?"
"Umm, I believe after German."
"So look for me after English. That is, unless you want to eat the swill that they serve here."
"You do know that I don't know what building you're in for English right?"
"A Building. It's the biggest building. You can't possibly miss it. In fact, I'll make it easy on you. I'll be standing in the courtyard, next to the flagpoles."
"Alrighty then. See you later."
"See ya," Mulder replied, and they went their separate ways.
As Alex started to walk to his class, he realized that Mulder didn't tell him where to go and as he turned around to ask him, he collided with a redhead.
"Hey! Walk much asshole?"
"Geez, calm yourself hon. I just wanted to look for a friend to give me directions to my German class."
"What room?"
"D 102."
"My French class is next to that one. Just promise me that you won't run me over, and I'll show you where to go."
"Thanks. Hey, your name is Dana right?"
"Yeah. I dind't catch yours though."
"Alex, or Asshole if you prefer."
"Sorry about that. I'm not usually this bitchy, but having people run you over every 5 minutes tends to wear on your nerves."
"Well, I promise never to run over you again."
As they started walking towards D building, Alex started tryin to pinpoint the way to the courtyard.
"Are you looking for someone?"
"No, just the courtyard. I'm supposed to look for a friend later."
"Oh, the guy that was being loud in class?"
"Yeah, that's Mulder."
"Mulder? Isn't that his last name?"
"Yeah, but he won't tell me his first name. I think it's something like Hubert, Zeke, maybe Moonbeam or something."
"Yeesh, that bad?"
"I'm guessing so."
"Well, this is my stop. Au revoir."
"Umm, auf weidersien." [AN: I probably used the wrong phrase there.]
And yet another class dragged on. Alex had never been so bored in his life, Dana was so bored she contemplated changing languages altoghether, and Mulder was being his usual smartass self.