Yep a new chapter means it's time for another disclaimer.
*recites the same line*
I respectfully acknowledge that Mulder, Mulder's parents, Scully, Krycek, and any other chatacter that you recognize belong to Chris Carter.
And I have my bank statement to prove that I'm a poor college kid that delivers pizzas for a living, so I have nothing more than the lint in my pockets.
*starts to sing the "Please for the Love of All Things Holy Don't Sue" song*
*God, is class over yet?* thought Dana.
"Thank God!"
"Is there a problem Mademoiselle Scully?"
*shit, I said that out loud*
She blushed and said "No Madame Wilson."
"Very well then. Class dismissed."
Dana grabbed her books to avoid the looks from her classmates, and in doing so she ran into Alex.
"We gotta stop metting like this."
"I guess so."
*God, he's a hottie. Maybe I will keep on running into him.*
"Umm do you have any plans for lunch Alex? I'd like to make up for my knack for running you over."
"Actually I do have plans. I'm meeting Mulder."
"Ah yes, the man with no first name."
"The one and only. So I'll guess that I'll have to take a raincheck on that."
"No problem. Probably a bad sign for an upperclassman to be seen with a freshman anyways."
Alex frowned, and then thought a minute.
"Hey, got any plans after school?"
"Not really. Other than homework, goat sacrifices. You know, typical crap."
"Goat sacrifices?"
"Alex, I'm kidding. I promise. Anyways, you shouldn't keep your friend waiting."
"It's the lunch period?"
"Yeah, Didn't you notice the stunning lack of people around?"
"Oh crap."
"Guess not. So I'll see ya later. And the courtyard's right out of the doors at the end of the hall."
"Thanks. I owe ya one," he replied, and he gave her a wide smile.
*Even his teeth are hot,* Dana thought as she turned to walk towards the music room.
Meanwhile, Alex raced through the halls, jumped over a few lone freshmen, and raced into the courtyard, where he spotted Mulder leaning against a flagpole.
"Lemme guess, freshman pile up in front of the door?"
"Nah. Just one."
"Lemme guess, the one from chemisrty?"
"How'd you..." asked Alex as Mulder plucked a strand of red hair from the front of Alex's shirt.
"Lucky guess. Besides, she's the only one with hair this red. She looks like her head is on fire or something. Hell, probably isn't even her real color. Anyways, you ready to go?"
"Yeah. Where's the caf?"
"Back there, but I prefer not to pollute my body. We're getin some real food from my place.:
"Won't we get in trouble?"
"Yeah and?"
"Never mind, I guess. Lead the way."
Alex and Mulder started walking over to the lot where his car was.
"Lucky they don't patrol for 10 more minutes."
"Why do they patrol anyways?"
"They don't trust us."
"Oh."
"Yeah. Anyways, here we are: the Muldermobile."
Alex was less than impressed, but he tried not to let it show.
"Well, hop in. Time's a wastin, and I think I see someone coming."
Alex slid into the passenger's side once Mudler unlocked the doors, and once Mulder found the right CD and started the engine, they were off.
They didn't speak until they pulled into Mulder's driveway.
"Shit! Ok, we gotta be really quiet and hope that they don't notice us."
"Who?"
"My mom and her lover. Apparently it's one of their days."
"Oh. How long have your folks been divorced?"
"They aren't divorced yet."
"Ouch."
"Yeah. I hate that bastard, and I'm not fond of my mother either. Let's jut hope that they're too busy doing whatever to notice us."
They crossed the front lawn and Mulder opened the front door slowly and thy both stepped in.
They'd almost mde it into the kitchen when a man stepped in.
"What are you doing here?"
"I could ask the same thing of the man who's wearing my father's robe and fucking my mother."
"Insolent boy. I should teach you some manners."
"Hit me and you'll regret it."
Alex fidgeted nervously behind Mulder.
*I really shouldn't be here.*
"Is that your boyfriend back there?"
"I don't swing that way unlike you, you bastard."
"Didn't you learn how to respect your elders?"
"Didn't you learn not to fuck someone else's wife? My father was a friend of yours! You were just nice to him to get into my mother's pants?"
"Dear boy, there is so much about your mother that you don't know."
"Fuck this. C'mon Alex. I've lost my appetite."
Mulder yanked on Alex'x arm, and they both left the house.
*recites the same line*
I respectfully acknowledge that Mulder, Mulder's parents, Scully, Krycek, and any other chatacter that you recognize belong to Chris Carter.
And I have my bank statement to prove that I'm a poor college kid that delivers pizzas for a living, so I have nothing more than the lint in my pockets.
*starts to sing the "Please for the Love of All Things Holy Don't Sue" song*
*God, is class over yet?* thought Dana.
"Thank God!"
"Is there a problem Mademoiselle Scully?"
*shit, I said that out loud*
She blushed and said "No Madame Wilson."
"Very well then. Class dismissed."
Dana grabbed her books to avoid the looks from her classmates, and in doing so she ran into Alex.
"We gotta stop metting like this."
"I guess so."
*God, he's a hottie. Maybe I will keep on running into him.*
"Umm do you have any plans for lunch Alex? I'd like to make up for my knack for running you over."
"Actually I do have plans. I'm meeting Mulder."
"Ah yes, the man with no first name."
"The one and only. So I'll guess that I'll have to take a raincheck on that."
"No problem. Probably a bad sign for an upperclassman to be seen with a freshman anyways."
Alex frowned, and then thought a minute.
"Hey, got any plans after school?"
"Not really. Other than homework, goat sacrifices. You know, typical crap."
"Goat sacrifices?"
"Alex, I'm kidding. I promise. Anyways, you shouldn't keep your friend waiting."
"It's the lunch period?"
"Yeah, Didn't you notice the stunning lack of people around?"
"Oh crap."
"Guess not. So I'll see ya later. And the courtyard's right out of the doors at the end of the hall."
"Thanks. I owe ya one," he replied, and he gave her a wide smile.
*Even his teeth are hot,* Dana thought as she turned to walk towards the music room.
Meanwhile, Alex raced through the halls, jumped over a few lone freshmen, and raced into the courtyard, where he spotted Mulder leaning against a flagpole.
"Lemme guess, freshman pile up in front of the door?"
"Nah. Just one."
"Lemme guess, the one from chemisrty?"
"How'd you..." asked Alex as Mulder plucked a strand of red hair from the front of Alex's shirt.
"Lucky guess. Besides, she's the only one with hair this red. She looks like her head is on fire or something. Hell, probably isn't even her real color. Anyways, you ready to go?"
"Yeah. Where's the caf?"
"Back there, but I prefer not to pollute my body. We're getin some real food from my place.:
"Won't we get in trouble?"
"Yeah and?"
"Never mind, I guess. Lead the way."
Alex and Mulder started walking over to the lot where his car was.
"Lucky they don't patrol for 10 more minutes."
"Why do they patrol anyways?"
"They don't trust us."
"Oh."
"Yeah. Anyways, here we are: the Muldermobile."
Alex was less than impressed, but he tried not to let it show.
"Well, hop in. Time's a wastin, and I think I see someone coming."
Alex slid into the passenger's side once Mudler unlocked the doors, and once Mulder found the right CD and started the engine, they were off.
They didn't speak until they pulled into Mulder's driveway.
"Shit! Ok, we gotta be really quiet and hope that they don't notice us."
"Who?"
"My mom and her lover. Apparently it's one of their days."
"Oh. How long have your folks been divorced?"
"They aren't divorced yet."
"Ouch."
"Yeah. I hate that bastard, and I'm not fond of my mother either. Let's jut hope that they're too busy doing whatever to notice us."
They crossed the front lawn and Mulder opened the front door slowly and thy both stepped in.
They'd almost mde it into the kitchen when a man stepped in.
"What are you doing here?"
"I could ask the same thing of the man who's wearing my father's robe and fucking my mother."
"Insolent boy. I should teach you some manners."
"Hit me and you'll regret it."
Alex fidgeted nervously behind Mulder.
*I really shouldn't be here.*
"Is that your boyfriend back there?"
"I don't swing that way unlike you, you bastard."
"Didn't you learn how to respect your elders?"
"Didn't you learn not to fuck someone else's wife? My father was a friend of yours! You were just nice to him to get into my mother's pants?"
"Dear boy, there is so much about your mother that you don't know."
"Fuck this. C'mon Alex. I've lost my appetite."
Mulder yanked on Alex'x arm, and they both left the house.