Sorry it took so long to get this out.
I've been a slack writer and I need a spanking. *looks for a Mulder clone to deliver the spanking ;)*
But anyways, my past couple of weeks haven't been good.
Lots of stuff happened, and I haven't been in a writing mood, but I'm hoping that I can stretch this out into a reasonably long chapter.
Spent my tax refund on new tires, so unless the bloodthirsty lawyers want 3 new tires, a brake job, and an oil change, they need to back up off me and my fic.
Alex crumpled up his wrapper and got up to look for a trash can.
Not seeing one, he just decided to shove the wrapper in his pocket because littering is wrong.(AN: my public service announcement for the day ;))
He looked over to the car where he saw Mulder streched out on the hood.
*maybe I should wake him up*
Alex creeped over to the car and started to tickle Mulder under his nose. (AN: umm, I'm not sure of what he's using here. Use ya imagination. hehe)
Mulder jerked up and started sneezing, then he tunrn over and looked at Alex.
"You didn't just wipe that wrapper under my nose? I know you know better."
"Well, your snoring was disturbing the wildlife around here."
Mulder hopped off the car and Alex started to run up the hill towards the other side, but as he got to the top he tripped, and slid on his stomach all the way down to the water.
Mulder ran up the hill just in time so see Alex's less than grafeful descent to the water.
"Man! That was priceless! Hey, you ok?"
"Yeah, I think all of my organs are still in my body."
Mulder had a more graceful slide down the hill, and he got a good look at Alex.
"Hey I think you're bleeding."
"Really?" and Alex looked down at his stomach."Dude, it's only a scratch."
"Well, still. You should at least wash it out."
"With what water?"
Mulder points at the lake.
"Mulder, fish piss in that water."
"Well, we ain't goin to my place."
"Fine, we'll go to mine. You know where Forest Creek is?"
"Think so."
"Well let's go then."
"Umm, is there an easier way to get up this hill?"
"Yeah actually. There's a part that's a lil lower, so you can climb up that. It's over there."
"Thanks."
"No problem."
So they both climbed the hill, but Alex used the shorter side.
Once they got in the car, Mulder cranked up the radio, and they started out again.
"Hey, what time is it?"
"Umm, 1:30. Why?"
"Any chance of getting back to school before it ends?"
"Anything's possible, but I'm not in any pressing hurry here."
"Well, you think you can drop me by school after we stop at my place?"
"Yeah."
So they climbed the hill, carefully I might add, and walked up to Mulder's car.
Once they got in, Mulder cranked the engine and they took off.
"You know I'm not gonna bleed to death or anything here, so you can do less than Mach 5."
"Hey, you're the one who wants to go back to school."
"Yeah, but I don't want to break the sound barrier tryin to get there or anything. Besides, the turn is right here."
Mulder turned down the road and drove until Alex pointed out the house.
*hmm, not a bad looking neighborhood. The houses are a bit close toghether, like if I cut a loud fart the neighbors would call the cops for disturbing the police and air pollution.*
"At least no one's home. Won't take long to get another shirt anyways. Come on in."
"You sure there's no one here?"
"Postitive. I swear on the cut on my stomach."
"Alright."
So the got out of the car and Alex pulled out his key to open the front door.
"My room's upstairs on the left. I'm just gonna go to the bathroom and clean this off."
Mulder headed up the stairs and Alex followed behind him and threw his shirt at Mulder.
"Hey!"
"I was tryin to throw it into my room."
"Through a closed door?"
"Well, I figured that you were gonna open it eventually."
"Dork."
Alex smirked and walked into the bathroom.
Mulder opened the door to Alex's room and walked in, and fell over something on the floor.
*what the hell?*
Alex stuck his head out of the bathroom to ask if Mulder was ok.
"Yeah, I'm ok. Clean your fucking room once in awhile."
"It's clean."
"On what planet? I almost broke my neck falling over your shit."
"You'll live. Anyways, I'm done in here, so let me grab a shirt and we're good to go."
"If you don't manage to fall on me or anything like that."
"Smartass."
"At least I'm not a fucking slob."
Alex walked into the room and kicked Mulder in the ass.
"Whoops, sorry bout that."
"You fucker! You did that on purpose!"
"I did not!"
"You did so!" and Mulder reached up to grab Alex by the arm and yanked him down.
They rolled on the floor fighting for a few minutes until they rolled into the side of Alex's bed.
Alex was sitting on top of Mulder, and he had Mulder's arms pinned underneath him.
"I bet you thought you could kick my ass."
"As soon as I get up I will."
Alex leaned down into Mulder's face util their noses were almost touching.
"Ha! You talk the talk, but your ass can't walk the walk."
"Do you mind not being so close to my face with that toxic burrito breath?"
"I can get closer," Alex replied.
*it's now or never*
Alex leaned in and kissed Mulder on the lips quickly.
AN: Yeah, I know, it's a shitty place to leave things, but my muse just left me(damn muse).
I've been a slack writer and I need a spanking. *looks for a Mulder clone to deliver the spanking ;)*
But anyways, my past couple of weeks haven't been good.
Lots of stuff happened, and I haven't been in a writing mood, but I'm hoping that I can stretch this out into a reasonably long chapter.
Spent my tax refund on new tires, so unless the bloodthirsty lawyers want 3 new tires, a brake job, and an oil change, they need to back up off me and my fic.
Alex crumpled up his wrapper and got up to look for a trash can.
Not seeing one, he just decided to shove the wrapper in his pocket because littering is wrong.(AN: my public service announcement for the day ;))
He looked over to the car where he saw Mulder streched out on the hood.
*maybe I should wake him up*
Alex creeped over to the car and started to tickle Mulder under his nose. (AN: umm, I'm not sure of what he's using here. Use ya imagination. hehe)
Mulder jerked up and started sneezing, then he tunrn over and looked at Alex.
"You didn't just wipe that wrapper under my nose? I know you know better."
"Well, your snoring was disturbing the wildlife around here."
Mulder hopped off the car and Alex started to run up the hill towards the other side, but as he got to the top he tripped, and slid on his stomach all the way down to the water.
Mulder ran up the hill just in time so see Alex's less than grafeful descent to the water.
"Man! That was priceless! Hey, you ok?"
"Yeah, I think all of my organs are still in my body."
Mulder had a more graceful slide down the hill, and he got a good look at Alex.
"Hey I think you're bleeding."
"Really?" and Alex looked down at his stomach."Dude, it's only a scratch."
"Well, still. You should at least wash it out."
"With what water?"
Mulder points at the lake.
"Mulder, fish piss in that water."
"Well, we ain't goin to my place."
"Fine, we'll go to mine. You know where Forest Creek is?"
"Think so."
"Well let's go then."
"Umm, is there an easier way to get up this hill?"
"Yeah actually. There's a part that's a lil lower, so you can climb up that. It's over there."
"Thanks."
"No problem."
So they both climbed the hill, but Alex used the shorter side.
Once they got in the car, Mulder cranked up the radio, and they started out again.
"Hey, what time is it?"
"Umm, 1:30. Why?"
"Any chance of getting back to school before it ends?"
"Anything's possible, but I'm not in any pressing hurry here."
"Well, you think you can drop me by school after we stop at my place?"
"Yeah."
So they climbed the hill, carefully I might add, and walked up to Mulder's car.
Once they got in, Mulder cranked the engine and they took off.
"You know I'm not gonna bleed to death or anything here, so you can do less than Mach 5."
"Hey, you're the one who wants to go back to school."
"Yeah, but I don't want to break the sound barrier tryin to get there or anything. Besides, the turn is right here."
Mulder turned down the road and drove until Alex pointed out the house.
*hmm, not a bad looking neighborhood. The houses are a bit close toghether, like if I cut a loud fart the neighbors would call the cops for disturbing the police and air pollution.*
"At least no one's home. Won't take long to get another shirt anyways. Come on in."
"You sure there's no one here?"
"Postitive. I swear on the cut on my stomach."
"Alright."
So the got out of the car and Alex pulled out his key to open the front door.
"My room's upstairs on the left. I'm just gonna go to the bathroom and clean this off."
Mulder headed up the stairs and Alex followed behind him and threw his shirt at Mulder.
"Hey!"
"I was tryin to throw it into my room."
"Through a closed door?"
"Well, I figured that you were gonna open it eventually."
"Dork."
Alex smirked and walked into the bathroom.
Mulder opened the door to Alex's room and walked in, and fell over something on the floor.
*what the hell?*
Alex stuck his head out of the bathroom to ask if Mulder was ok.
"Yeah, I'm ok. Clean your fucking room once in awhile."
"It's clean."
"On what planet? I almost broke my neck falling over your shit."
"You'll live. Anyways, I'm done in here, so let me grab a shirt and we're good to go."
"If you don't manage to fall on me or anything like that."
"Smartass."
"At least I'm not a fucking slob."
Alex walked into the room and kicked Mulder in the ass.
"Whoops, sorry bout that."
"You fucker! You did that on purpose!"
"I did not!"
"You did so!" and Mulder reached up to grab Alex by the arm and yanked him down.
They rolled on the floor fighting for a few minutes until they rolled into the side of Alex's bed.
Alex was sitting on top of Mulder, and he had Mulder's arms pinned underneath him.
"I bet you thought you could kick my ass."
"As soon as I get up I will."
Alex leaned down into Mulder's face util their noses were almost touching.
"Ha! You talk the talk, but your ass can't walk the walk."
"Do you mind not being so close to my face with that toxic burrito breath?"
"I can get closer," Alex replied.
*it's now or never*
Alex leaned in and kissed Mulder on the lips quickly.
AN: Yeah, I know, it's a shitty place to leave things, but my muse just left me(damn muse).