Disclaimer - Why do I do this? Does anyone NOT know that I do not own any
of the copyrighted material in this fic?
[AN - In my opinion the last chapter was lame, but that is my humor, so that is how my stories will be]
[Another AN - the characters Ryx, Dr. Getz, and Depcano are mine, as well as any of there special stuff]
[Another Another AN - Striker check your fics I reviewed every chap for the Humors. Freefall, Mountain Dew is all of ours *ducks* please don't hurt me]
Chapter 2
The End of the Beginning
Midget with a beard: Hello and welcome to EFJMTSWAOPICRRN the land of people, I would give you a tour but I must go buy some swiss cheese and tooth picks. *runs off as only midgets can*
Ryx: I KNEW IT THE BOB-DAMNED MIDGETS ARE PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH SWISS CHEESE AND TOOTHPICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!! *runs around in circles waving his arms*
Dr. Getz: Oooook.
Depcano: Well I am off for now, I have only been here to make the scene change work better! *walks away and just disappears*
Ryx: Quickly we must gather EFJMTSWAOPICRRN's greatest heroes to help defeat the evil Midgets!!!
Dr. Getz: Well we already have Inu-yasha, who else should we get?
Inu-yasha: *beating a demon's head into a bloody pulp* What makes you think I am going to help you? Stupid author.
Ryx: You will help because if you do not I will attack you with my Magical Whisk of Glomping. And it gives me a +abajillion boost to my strength against half-demons.
Inu-yasha: Your brain must be broken.
Dr. Getz: What was your first clue?
Ryx: *gets an anime look of anger* .
Inu-yasha: OK OK FINE I WILL HELP YOU!
Ryx: *chugs a Mountain Dew* Ok.we need to find Lavitz' body so we can bring him back.
Random Person: Why don't you just use author magic?
Ryx: Because I have a great idea for a scene with Lavitz but it won't work if I just snap my fingers and revive him.
Inu-yasha: Ok lets go then!
Some time later
Ryx: Ok this looks like Bale so his body should be around here somewhere. I am gonna AM a shard of the Shikon Jewel in his body so you can find it easily Inu-yasha. *chugs another can of Mountain Dew*
Inu-yasha: Your standing on his grave.
Ryx: BOB@^&(_ING^%$#IT!!
Dr. Getz: *after Ryx moves off to the side digs up Lavitz' body and places it in the Mystical Bag of CarryingStuffness* All done lets go.
Ryx: Wait! First we need to find Shana *eye twitches and a vien pops out on his forehead*
Dr. Getz: Damn.
Space Monkey: Ooh?
Shana: Oh it's a monkey!
Inu-yasha: That was a tad bit convienient.
Ryx: Saves time and such. Now we need a method of mayhe..I mean transportation. Hmmm what should we use?
Random Person #2: How about the PAPoD?
Dr. Getz: Say what?
Ryx: The Perfect Adventurer's Pinto of Decapitation!! Perfect for adventuring parties with a lot of people.
[AN - the PAPoD is like an RV only made like a Pinto]
Shana: What's decapidation?
Inu-yasha: Its decapitation. DEE-CAP-IT-STATION(minus the S). And its when you cut someone head off.
Ryx: Exactly! *snaps fingers and the PAPoD appears in a flash of purple light [AN - imagine the color of a "black" light]* Now lets get this FF on the road!
Shana: Only if I don't have to drive.
Ryx: Fine, just a sec and I will get someone who will drive for us. *snaps fingers again and Lloyd pops out of nowhere* Lloyd drive the PAPoD.
Lloyd: No way, I might break a nail. *whips out the Moon Mirror and admires himself his reflection*
Ryx: Fine, if Lloyd won't drive I know someone who will but it will be a bumpy ride. *snaps fingers and Doel pops out of nowhere also*
Doel: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.What am I doing here?
Ryx: We need you to drive the PAPoD because I am to lazy, Inu-yasha is to good to drive, Shana is a wuss, Lavitz is still dead, and Lloyd is a stupid pretty boy.
Doel: Wheedog I gonna kill some cattle! [AN - I know this is Freefalls idea but I am too lazy to make up another passtime of his]
That's the end of Chapter 2. Next time I will have my scene for Lavitz played out and the plot may come together more.
See Ya Next Time Space Cowboy!
[AN - In my opinion the last chapter was lame, but that is my humor, so that is how my stories will be]
[Another AN - the characters Ryx, Dr. Getz, and Depcano are mine, as well as any of there special stuff]
[Another Another AN - Striker check your fics I reviewed every chap for the Humors. Freefall, Mountain Dew is all of ours *ducks* please don't hurt me]
Chapter 2
The End of the Beginning
Midget with a beard: Hello and welcome to EFJMTSWAOPICRRN the land of people, I would give you a tour but I must go buy some swiss cheese and tooth picks. *runs off as only midgets can*
Ryx: I KNEW IT THE BOB-DAMNED MIDGETS ARE PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH SWISS CHEESE AND TOOTHPICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!! *runs around in circles waving his arms*
Dr. Getz: Oooook.
Depcano: Well I am off for now, I have only been here to make the scene change work better! *walks away and just disappears*
Ryx: Quickly we must gather EFJMTSWAOPICRRN's greatest heroes to help defeat the evil Midgets!!!
Dr. Getz: Well we already have Inu-yasha, who else should we get?
Inu-yasha: *beating a demon's head into a bloody pulp* What makes you think I am going to help you? Stupid author.
Ryx: You will help because if you do not I will attack you with my Magical Whisk of Glomping. And it gives me a +abajillion boost to my strength against half-demons.
Inu-yasha: Your brain must be broken.
Dr. Getz: What was your first clue?
Ryx: *gets an anime look of anger* .
Inu-yasha: OK OK FINE I WILL HELP YOU!
Ryx: *chugs a Mountain Dew* Ok.we need to find Lavitz' body so we can bring him back.
Random Person: Why don't you just use author magic?
Ryx: Because I have a great idea for a scene with Lavitz but it won't work if I just snap my fingers and revive him.
Inu-yasha: Ok lets go then!
Some time later
Ryx: Ok this looks like Bale so his body should be around here somewhere. I am gonna AM a shard of the Shikon Jewel in his body so you can find it easily Inu-yasha. *chugs another can of Mountain Dew*
Inu-yasha: Your standing on his grave.
Ryx: BOB@^&(_ING^%$#IT!!
Dr. Getz: *after Ryx moves off to the side digs up Lavitz' body and places it in the Mystical Bag of CarryingStuffness* All done lets go.
Ryx: Wait! First we need to find Shana *eye twitches and a vien pops out on his forehead*
Dr. Getz: Damn.
Space Monkey: Ooh?
Shana: Oh it's a monkey!
Inu-yasha: That was a tad bit convienient.
Ryx: Saves time and such. Now we need a method of mayhe..I mean transportation. Hmmm what should we use?
Random Person #2: How about the PAPoD?
Dr. Getz: Say what?
Ryx: The Perfect Adventurer's Pinto of Decapitation!! Perfect for adventuring parties with a lot of people.
[AN - the PAPoD is like an RV only made like a Pinto]
Shana: What's decapidation?
Inu-yasha: Its decapitation. DEE-CAP-IT-STATION(minus the S). And its when you cut someone head off.
Ryx: Exactly! *snaps fingers and the PAPoD appears in a flash of purple light [AN - imagine the color of a "black" light]* Now lets get this FF on the road!
Shana: Only if I don't have to drive.
Ryx: Fine, just a sec and I will get someone who will drive for us. *snaps fingers again and Lloyd pops out of nowhere* Lloyd drive the PAPoD.
Lloyd: No way, I might break a nail. *whips out the Moon Mirror and admires himself his reflection*
Ryx: Fine, if Lloyd won't drive I know someone who will but it will be a bumpy ride. *snaps fingers and Doel pops out of nowhere also*
Doel: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.What am I doing here?
Ryx: We need you to drive the PAPoD because I am to lazy, Inu-yasha is to good to drive, Shana is a wuss, Lavitz is still dead, and Lloyd is a stupid pretty boy.
Doel: Wheedog I gonna kill some cattle! [AN - I know this is Freefalls idea but I am too lazy to make up another passtime of his]
That's the end of Chapter 2. Next time I will have my scene for Lavitz played out and the plot may come together more.
See Ya Next Time Space Cowboy!