Disclaimer - The Midgets are coming and so are the lawyers.
[AN - Weedog I am gonna really make this thing strange in the next few chapters!]
Chapter 4
The Middle of the Middle
Lavitz: So let me get this straight, the Midgets are planning on taking over the world by hiding mind control devises in swiss cheese and handing the cheese out as free samples with toothpicks in them, and then they will pull the remotes for these devises out of their beards and they will have control over everyone who ate the cheese?
Ryx: Basically.
Lavitz: Well lets stop them.
Ryx: Ok, just let me get the gang rounded up.
Lavitz: -_-
Ryx: *snaps fingers*
Out of nowhere Kongol, BEWD, REBD, Vivi, and Kuwabara pop into existence.
Kongol: Kongol smash!!!
BEWD & REBD: ROAR!!!
Vivi: Eeek!
Kuwabara: .
Ryx: Alright! Let's go! *snap*
They all suddenly appear on the slopes of Misty Mountain (the one from Lord of the Rings)
Vivi: Brrrrrrrr..
Kuwabara: Damn it's cold!
Ryx: SSHHHHHH! Do you hear that?
Everyone is quiet.
Voices coming from the distance: Hi-Ho! Hi-Ho! Off to war we go, with razor blades and hand grenades, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho! (to the tune of Hi-Ho from the snow white and seven dwarfs.)
Inu-yasha: Wow that is a cheap rip off.
Dr. Getz: Everyone form up! Roll call!!
Everyone lines up military style.
Dr. Getz: Blue Eyes White Dragon.
BEWD: Roar
Dr. Getz: Red Eyes Black Dragon.
REBD: Roar
Dr. Getz: Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Yo.
Dr. Getz: Kurama.
Kurama: *pops into existance* Here.
Dr. Getz: Inu-yasha.
Inu-yasha: Whaddawant?
Dr. Getz: Vivi Orunitia.
Vivi: Yes?
Dr. Getz: Lavitz Slambert.
Lavitz: Here!
Dr. Getz: Kongol.
Kongol: Smash!
Dr. Getz: Spike Spiegal.
Spike: *pops into existance with his red ship* WHAT?
Dr. Getz: Jet Black.
Jet: *pops into existance with the Bebop* Hey.
Dr. Getz: Ein.
Ein: *jumps out of the Bebop* Yip.
Dr. Getz: Goku.
Goku: *pops in also* Yeah?
Dr. Getz: We are all ready Ryx.
Ryx: Ok just let me do something really quick. *pulls some Yu-Gi-Oh cards out of his pocket*
All but Ryx: ?
Ryx: Just watch. *puts some cards down* I summon two more Blue Eyes and two more Red Eyes. *The newly summoned monsters are next to the originals* And now I play Polymerization on my 3 Blue Eyes, and another one on my 3 Red Eyes.
The Blue Eyes start to twist together as do the Red Eyes.
There is a loud popping sound.
Ryx: Behold the Ultimate Blue Eyes White Dragon and the Ultimate Red Eyes Black Dragon! But that's not all! *puts down another card*
All but Ryx: What now?
Ryx: I play Polimerization on my Ultimate Blue Eyes and my Ultimate Red Eyes!
Everyone but Ryx: I didn't know you could do that.
Ryx: *after the pop of Polymerization is done* You can and now I present to you the Supreme Purple Eyes Grey Dragon!!
Everyone but Ryx: *little anime bubble of surprise then they all fall anime style*
The midgets: Hi-Ho! Hi-Ho! Off to war we go, with razor blades and hand grenades, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho! (they are within view now)
Ryx: Supreme Purple Eyes Grey Dragon.
End of chapter 3
[AN - Whee this is fun. Anyone like my SPEGD?]
Next Time - The Fight!!!
See Ya Next Time Space Cowboy!
[AN - Weedog I am gonna really make this thing strange in the next few chapters!]
Chapter 4
The Middle of the Middle
Lavitz: So let me get this straight, the Midgets are planning on taking over the world by hiding mind control devises in swiss cheese and handing the cheese out as free samples with toothpicks in them, and then they will pull the remotes for these devises out of their beards and they will have control over everyone who ate the cheese?
Ryx: Basically.
Lavitz: Well lets stop them.
Ryx: Ok, just let me get the gang rounded up.
Lavitz: -_-
Ryx: *snaps fingers*
Out of nowhere Kongol, BEWD, REBD, Vivi, and Kuwabara pop into existence.
Kongol: Kongol smash!!!
BEWD & REBD: ROAR!!!
Vivi: Eeek!
Kuwabara: .
Ryx: Alright! Let's go! *snap*
They all suddenly appear on the slopes of Misty Mountain (the one from Lord of the Rings)
Vivi: Brrrrrrrr..
Kuwabara: Damn it's cold!
Ryx: SSHHHHHH! Do you hear that?
Everyone is quiet.
Voices coming from the distance: Hi-Ho! Hi-Ho! Off to war we go, with razor blades and hand grenades, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho! (to the tune of Hi-Ho from the snow white and seven dwarfs.)
Inu-yasha: Wow that is a cheap rip off.
Dr. Getz: Everyone form up! Roll call!!
Everyone lines up military style.
Dr. Getz: Blue Eyes White Dragon.
BEWD: Roar
Dr. Getz: Red Eyes Black Dragon.
REBD: Roar
Dr. Getz: Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Yo.
Dr. Getz: Kurama.
Kurama: *pops into existance* Here.
Dr. Getz: Inu-yasha.
Inu-yasha: Whaddawant?
Dr. Getz: Vivi Orunitia.
Vivi: Yes?
Dr. Getz: Lavitz Slambert.
Lavitz: Here!
Dr. Getz: Kongol.
Kongol: Smash!
Dr. Getz: Spike Spiegal.
Spike: *pops into existance with his red ship* WHAT?
Dr. Getz: Jet Black.
Jet: *pops into existance with the Bebop* Hey.
Dr. Getz: Ein.
Ein: *jumps out of the Bebop* Yip.
Dr. Getz: Goku.
Goku: *pops in also* Yeah?
Dr. Getz: We are all ready Ryx.
Ryx: Ok just let me do something really quick. *pulls some Yu-Gi-Oh cards out of his pocket*
All but Ryx: ?
Ryx: Just watch. *puts some cards down* I summon two more Blue Eyes and two more Red Eyes. *The newly summoned monsters are next to the originals* And now I play Polymerization on my 3 Blue Eyes, and another one on my 3 Red Eyes.
The Blue Eyes start to twist together as do the Red Eyes.
There is a loud popping sound.
Ryx: Behold the Ultimate Blue Eyes White Dragon and the Ultimate Red Eyes Black Dragon! But that's not all! *puts down another card*
All but Ryx: What now?
Ryx: I play Polimerization on my Ultimate Blue Eyes and my Ultimate Red Eyes!
Everyone but Ryx: I didn't know you could do that.
Ryx: *after the pop of Polymerization is done* You can and now I present to you the Supreme Purple Eyes Grey Dragon!!
Everyone but Ryx: *little anime bubble of surprise then they all fall anime style*
The midgets: Hi-Ho! Hi-Ho! Off to war we go, with razor blades and hand grenades, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho! (they are within view now)
Ryx: Supreme Purple Eyes Grey Dragon.
End of chapter 3
[AN - Whee this is fun. Anyone like my SPEGD?]
Next Time - The Fight!!!
See Ya Next Time Space Cowboy!