Disclaimer - ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT I'LL ADMIT IT!! I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE
CHARACTERS!! Well, except for the ones that I made!
[AN - Oooo this is now my longest story! And I have two new additions to my army of minions, Graboids and Burt Gomer, both from Tremors 1 - 3]
Ryx: Supreme Purple Eyes Grey Dragon, Super Kiorendo Attack!!
SPEGD: *Steps on all of the midgets*
All but Ryx and SPEGD: umm..ok.
Dr. Getz: Well that was a tad bit anti-climactic.
Ryx: It's not over yet.
Inu-yasha: What do you mean?
Ryx: Is it that hard to understand that the war isn't over?
Inu-yasha: I guess not.
As soon as Inu-yasha is done talking a man walks up from behind where the midgets were.
Lavitz: Who the hell are you?
????: I am the leader of the Midget Army.
Ryx: Wha? How? Midgets hate people of normal size or larger.
????: Oh it was easy to trick them, I told them I was the legendary Giant Midget (all rights reserved!)
Ryx: I know who you are know! You are none other than.um.oohh.gimme a second.
All but Ryx: *little anime sweat drops appear*
????: I am Greham.
Ryx: Oh yeah, that's it.
Greham: But you will never stop me for I will just kill you all know. *looks at the gathered warriors*
Ryx: Sure you will.
All of a sudden a portion of the ground raises up a bit and rushes at Greham. As it comes towards him Greham just stares at it.
Ryx: Well this should be entertaining, just got these guys.
Greham: What are they?
Ryx: Don't you worry about it. You won't be alive long enough to worry about it.
All of a sudden a Graboid pops out of the ground right beneath Greham and swallows him in one bite.
Dr. Getz: Ok now it is anti-climactic.
Ryx: Yeah that was.
Suddenly most of the gathered warriors disappear. All that is left is Dr. Getz, Ryx, Lavitz, Goku, Burt Gomer, and Spike and Doel.
Ryx: What in the hell?
Dr. Getz: I think that by killing a character from a game with a real world- ish creature you have caused a rip in the Real-Imaginary Continuim.
Ryx: That's bad isn't it?
Dr. Getz: Yep, in about 45 seconds we will feel the effects of it.
45 seconds later
KKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drew Carey: Good evening everyone, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? Tonight's stars, Mountain Dew Maniac! Ryx! Beat the shit outa every bad guy to attack earth! Goku! Greatest character ever that got killed really fast! Lavitz Slambert! And, blew up an oil refinery with a ton of C4, Burt Gomer! Hello, I'm Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!
Drew: Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where every thing is made up and the points don't matter, that's right, the points are just like Bill Clinton giving a speech! If you haven't seen the show, what happens is these four performers are going to do little skits made up completely off the top of their heads, and I'm going to give them fake points, just to keep the show together. At the end of the show, I pick a winner, and they get to do a little something special with me (crowd ohs). And the loser just sits there with a look of shock on their face.
Ryx: Ok now I'm scared.
Drew: With that said lets get right into our first game. Party Quirks! This is for all four of you, and if you don't know how this works Ryx will be hosting a party and the others will be guests but they will have a role to play and Ryx has to figure them out. So whenever your ready, start.
Ryx: Got the Mountain Dew locker hidden, and the Mountain W (explained at end) ready.
*Ding Dong*
Ryx: Oh good someone's here. *answers door*
Goku: (Is a schitzophrenic.) Hey hows it goin? Good, well I'm gonna change that.
Ryx: Ok.
*Ding Dong*
Ryx: Phew wonder who else is here. *answers door*
Lavitz: (Is a king who swallowed a thesaurus and a dictionary as a kid giving a speech) Friends, Serdians, Peasants, lend me your ears. Not literally though because that would be physically impossible and not appealing.
Ryx: Ok Albert.
Drew: Right, that's one down. *rings the bell*
Ryx: Who's next?
Burt: (Is a pyromaniac that hasn't burned anything in weeks) Hey how ya doin? Got any matches?
Ryx: Dart?
Drew: Close.
Goku: Why is he here? I am so sorry I didn't mean that. Yes I did.
Ryx: Why are you arguing with yourself?
Drew: No.
Burt: *acts like he is lighting things on fire* I needed that.
Ryx: Burt give me the lighter, just because you haven't gotten to burn anything in weeks doesn't mean you get to destroy my house you pyro.
Drew: Right.
Ryx: And Goku must be a schitzo.
Drew: Good job. And I will give Burt 34 points, and Lavitz 4,343,511,667,345,161 for being so obvious.
Drew: Everyone stay right where you are we'll be right back.
[AN - That's all for now.]
Next Time: More adventures
See Ya Next Time Space Cowboy!
[AN - Oooo this is now my longest story! And I have two new additions to my army of minions, Graboids and Burt Gomer, both from Tremors 1 - 3]
Ryx: Supreme Purple Eyes Grey Dragon, Super Kiorendo Attack!!
SPEGD: *Steps on all of the midgets*
All but Ryx and SPEGD: umm..ok.
Dr. Getz: Well that was a tad bit anti-climactic.
Ryx: It's not over yet.
Inu-yasha: What do you mean?
Ryx: Is it that hard to understand that the war isn't over?
Inu-yasha: I guess not.
As soon as Inu-yasha is done talking a man walks up from behind where the midgets were.
Lavitz: Who the hell are you?
????: I am the leader of the Midget Army.
Ryx: Wha? How? Midgets hate people of normal size or larger.
????: Oh it was easy to trick them, I told them I was the legendary Giant Midget (all rights reserved!)
Ryx: I know who you are know! You are none other than.um.oohh.gimme a second.
All but Ryx: *little anime sweat drops appear*
????: I am Greham.
Ryx: Oh yeah, that's it.
Greham: But you will never stop me for I will just kill you all know. *looks at the gathered warriors*
Ryx: Sure you will.
All of a sudden a portion of the ground raises up a bit and rushes at Greham. As it comes towards him Greham just stares at it.
Ryx: Well this should be entertaining, just got these guys.
Greham: What are they?
Ryx: Don't you worry about it. You won't be alive long enough to worry about it.
All of a sudden a Graboid pops out of the ground right beneath Greham and swallows him in one bite.
Dr. Getz: Ok now it is anti-climactic.
Ryx: Yeah that was.
Suddenly most of the gathered warriors disappear. All that is left is Dr. Getz, Ryx, Lavitz, Goku, Burt Gomer, and Spike and Doel.
Ryx: What in the hell?
Dr. Getz: I think that by killing a character from a game with a real world- ish creature you have caused a rip in the Real-Imaginary Continuim.
Ryx: That's bad isn't it?
Dr. Getz: Yep, in about 45 seconds we will feel the effects of it.
45 seconds later
KKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drew Carey: Good evening everyone, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? Tonight's stars, Mountain Dew Maniac! Ryx! Beat the shit outa every bad guy to attack earth! Goku! Greatest character ever that got killed really fast! Lavitz Slambert! And, blew up an oil refinery with a ton of C4, Burt Gomer! Hello, I'm Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!
Drew: Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where every thing is made up and the points don't matter, that's right, the points are just like Bill Clinton giving a speech! If you haven't seen the show, what happens is these four performers are going to do little skits made up completely off the top of their heads, and I'm going to give them fake points, just to keep the show together. At the end of the show, I pick a winner, and they get to do a little something special with me (crowd ohs). And the loser just sits there with a look of shock on their face.
Ryx: Ok now I'm scared.
Drew: With that said lets get right into our first game. Party Quirks! This is for all four of you, and if you don't know how this works Ryx will be hosting a party and the others will be guests but they will have a role to play and Ryx has to figure them out. So whenever your ready, start.
Ryx: Got the Mountain Dew locker hidden, and the Mountain W (explained at end) ready.
*Ding Dong*
Ryx: Oh good someone's here. *answers door*
Goku: (Is a schitzophrenic.) Hey hows it goin? Good, well I'm gonna change that.
Ryx: Ok.
*Ding Dong*
Ryx: Phew wonder who else is here. *answers door*
Lavitz: (Is a king who swallowed a thesaurus and a dictionary as a kid giving a speech) Friends, Serdians, Peasants, lend me your ears. Not literally though because that would be physically impossible and not appealing.
Ryx: Ok Albert.
Drew: Right, that's one down. *rings the bell*
Ryx: Who's next?
Burt: (Is a pyromaniac that hasn't burned anything in weeks) Hey how ya doin? Got any matches?
Ryx: Dart?
Drew: Close.
Goku: Why is he here? I am so sorry I didn't mean that. Yes I did.
Ryx: Why are you arguing with yourself?
Drew: No.
Burt: *acts like he is lighting things on fire* I needed that.
Ryx: Burt give me the lighter, just because you haven't gotten to burn anything in weeks doesn't mean you get to destroy my house you pyro.
Drew: Right.
Ryx: And Goku must be a schitzo.
Drew: Good job. And I will give Burt 34 points, and Lavitz 4,343,511,667,345,161 for being so obvious.
Drew: Everyone stay right where you are we'll be right back.
[AN - That's all for now.]
Next Time: More adventures
See Ya Next Time Space Cowboy!