A/N I'd say thanks to all the reviewers but this story seems to have got lost in the FF realms. Hopefully someone will see it now that I'm posting another chapter. Thanks to Tegan but :D Anyhoo, I hold no claims to be funny, J.K Rowling's characters or the shite songs that are featured in this story.
Ron sat agape (literally, with his mouth hanging open) for a few moments before staggering to his feet and stumbling towards his dancing friends. With a slight giggle, he grabbed Harry's glasses righto off his nose.
"Can I borrow these?" he said, slowly, to Harry, but turned around before the boy could reply. The object of his attention was now Seamus, whom he started clapping at. He no longer had the wits to change lyrics, but was still in a Christina Aguilera mood.
"Come on over, come on over baby"
Everyone around Ron exchanged bewildered looks.
"Hey boy, don't you know
I got something going on, yes I do
All my friends are gonna come
Gonna party all night long, ooh yeah
I know, you know, I just want us to go
The fun we'll have, you'll never be alone
So boy, won't you come
We will party 'til the dawn"
"Ron, you're making a fool of yourself," Hermione hissed
"Shut up fag hag*" Ron said to her, then went back to his song, pausing and making provocative gestures at Seamus every time he hit the word 'come'.
"Listen to me….
All I want is you (here he added the move of pointing at Seamus at this line)
Come over here baby
All I want is you
Ooh you make me go crazy
All I want is you
Now baby don't be shy
You better cross the line
I'm gonna love you right (he made vulgar moves with an unfortunate boy near him)
All I want is you…"
"Shut up Ron" Harry glared, although his gaze was a little off-focus because he was without glasses. Ron ignored him.
"I want you to know
You could be the one for me, yes you could
You've got all I'm looking for
You've got personality (he winked at Seamus)
I know, you know
I'm gonna give you more
I know I've never felt this way before
So boy won't you come
Won't you come and open the door"
"Shut up Ron, you're drunk" Harry said, but was ignored once again.
"Listen to me….
All I want is you
Come over here baby
All I want is you
Ooh you make me go crazy
All I want is you
Now baby don't be shy
You better cross the line
I'm gonna love you right
All I want is you…"
At this point, Ron forgot the rest of the song. He turned to Harry, grinning, and tossed his glasses at him. As Harry stooped down to pick them up, Ron grunted at him, and said:
"So, that's what you were saying to him last night, wasn't it? I saw your little wink". Ron smirked, feeling very superior.
Harry re-adjusted his glasses and glared at Ron, properly this time, with bonus nostril flare.
"Not all people who wink are sexually involved with the person they are winking at. Think of all those times Dumbledore of Lockhart have done it to one of us! I was actually winking at Seamus because of a prior conversation we'd had about Hermione" Harry said blushing at the end and looking down.
It was Hermione's turn to glare.
* A 'fag hag' is a term my friend told me the other day. It's a term for the straight female friend that all gay men seem to have in popular culture. It's not necessarily derogatory.