Heeeeellllooooo!! Sorry I haven't been able to update lately, I'm very, very busy with band, school, and writer's block attacked me a couple of days ago. Actually it just attacked "The Never-ending, plotless Fic" so I've been able to update this story…well anyway read!! READ AND REVIEW!! Mwhahhahahahha!!

Yugi: Yeah! Or I shall sick my pet dragon on you!!!

Yugi's Pet Dragon: MEOW!!

Yugi: FEAR ITS MEOWINESS!!!!! *eats chocolate and runs off screaming like a madman*

Erm…what a strange muse I have! ^_^

Disclaimer: I OWN IT! I OWN YUGI! AND BAKURA! AND RYOU!!!!!! Oh, what is this still reality? Then I don't own 'em.

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Zoe: Konnichi wa!! Welcome to Change of Heart! I already 'splained the good stuff last time so I won't bother you with it. NOW GET OUT HERE FIRST COUPLE!!

*Some 5 minutes go by and no one shows up*

Bakura: *from backstage* Pegasus!! NOOOOOO!! I'M YOUR BESTEST FRIEND YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEEEE!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *a rasberry can be heard from him*

Errrr……I guess Pegasus is having trouble with my first couple. Maybe the PHA should remind him that WE HAVE A SHOW GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!

PHA: We'll remind him!!!!!!!!

Thanks guys but that won't be necessary.

*Fighting and girly screams can be heard*

Bakura: *is shoved out from backstage*

Zoe: *falls on the floor laughing at Bakura* HAHAHHA!! ack….can't breath….HAHAHHAHA!!

Bakura: *is wearing tights, ballet shoes, a tutu and ribbons in his hair* AHHHHHHHHHH!! THE TORTUREEEEEEE!!!!! *attacks the camera and cameraman*

Yugi: HEY! WHAT DID THE CAMERA EVER DO TO YOU?!

Zoe: YUGI! SINCE WHEN ARE YOU DA CAMERA MAN?

Yugi: since…….now?

Zoe: well good enough for me *sips tea*

*All of a sudden, what looks like a sugar-highed Ryou and Joey can be seen*

Ryou: ^_^

Joey: *comes swinging by the camera wearing a lien cloth with Ryou screaming* CHEESE MONKEYS RULE DA WORLD!!!!!!! *falls off rope* AHHHHHHHH!!

Selena: *comes running up and tackles Joey* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUN IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA AND SCARE EVERYONE AWAY!!!!! *grabs his ear and drags him off*

Joey: OW OW NOT DA EAR!!

Ryou Fangirls: KAWAIIII!! *pounce Ryou*

Zoe: *sweatdrops* err…let's go to a commerical break!!

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Yugi: *shows up in a tux* Hello! Do you hate Maxamillion Pegasus? You're not alone! Millions on millions of people hate him! ME INCLUDED!! MWHAHHAHAHA!!

Zoe: *whacks Yugi and whispers* Get on with the commercial!!

Yugi: oh yeah…so if you hate Pegasus, join the PHA! We at the Pegasus haters anonymous club have a nice faculty. So, er, JUST JOIN!!!! *runs off*

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Yami: *thinks* If I can just make this move…and…AHHHHH!! *sparks fly everywhere, and then an angry looking, medium well done Yami yells* WHO LEFT THEIR ORANGE HAPPY JUICE UP HERE?!

Joey: *blushes* ahhh…whoops?

Announcer Dude: Watch Yu-Gi-Oh on kids WB!

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Zoe: Uhh…we're back!!

Audience, and Yugi: *look around* where is everyone?

"Everyone": *have been locked in the Shadow Realm until the show is over*

Zoe: *sits down in a chair* NOW FOR OUR FIRST COUPLE!!! Erm…who wants to come up?

Yugi: I WILL!

Zoe: *whacks* I AIN'T BREAKING UP WITH YOU AND YOU'RE NOT BREAKING UP WITH ME!!

Yugi: I know! We just need a couple and I wanted to help you out! ^_^

Zoe: Awww!! *huggles Yugi* but we really do need a couple. How 'bout Pegasus and… BANDIT KEITH!!! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Bandit Keith: *smirks* oh oh pretty boy…

Pegasus: *sweatdrops* You have got to be kidding me.

Zoe: NO! I'll sick the PHA on you!!

Pegasus: *whines* Why must you always threaten me?

Zoe: cuz you hurt my Yugi and Mokuba!!

Bandit Keith: *sits down in a chair and puts his hands in his lap* Where's my little Peggy Weggy?

Zoe: …

Yugi: That's just scary.

Zoe: …

Yugi: *whacks* SNAP OUTTA IT!!

Zoe: err, yeah! So Pegasus *snaps her fingers and he is sitting next to Keith*

Yugi: How does she do that?

Zoe: Umm…authoress powers?

Yugi: good enough for me *sips tea*

Zoe: I already did that.

Yugi: So? it's a free world.

Zoe: Erm. So *shuffles the cards* Pegasus…I hear you're having trouble with Keith?

Pegasus: *sucks his thumb* I want my mommy

Keith: We're not having any trouble.

Zoe: *whacks Keith* SHADDUP! DON'T MAKE ME GET SELENA!!

Keith: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!

Yugi: Why is Selena a threat to Keith?

Zoe: Selena'll kill Keith for making fun of her Joey and calling him a Chihuahua.

Joey: GO SELENA! WOOT!!!!! *runs around in his loincloth*

Zoe: disturbing.

Yugi: very.

Zoe: so, anyway, I hear you're having troubles with Keith, Pegasus?

Pegasus: I hate Keith.

Keith: PEGGY! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIALLLLLLLLLL!! *screams*

Zoe: ok, whatever, I'll make you go out with someone else, kay?

Keith: I want my Peggy. *sucks thumb*

Zoe: dang what is it with you guys and sucking your thumbs?

Keith: They taste good

Zoe: Err, yeah. So Keith you'll go out with Bonz and Peggy will go out with Ryou.

Ryou: ^_^!!!!

Zoe: I know you wanna go with Peanut Butter! Sheesh! How about with Bakura, then?

Ryou: ^_^

Zoe: ok. so now Peggy will go out with Bakura.

Bakura: I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH THAT PSYCHOPATH!!!!!

Zoe: I think you're the psychopath, kid

Bakura: *is singing and dancing* Kookabura sits in the old gum tree! Merry Merry king of the bush is he! Laugh, Kookabura, laugh! Gay your life must--

Yugi: SHUT YO' MOUTH!!!!!

*Buzzer Sounds*

Zoe: that's all the time we have for today, kiddies! We'll see you here tomorrow!!!!

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ok, maybe not tomorrow but soon ok? I hope you liked it! and yeah, if anyone was curious, I got the "I thought what we had was special" thing from Spongbob…lol

HOLY MILTANKS!! MY CHEESE DOODLES ARE BURNING!! Ja ne!