I'm sure some of you will think I'm just another writer looking for a
perch and that my writing isn't worth petrified camel droppings.
If that's the way you feel, I compel you not to bother reading something
that is meant to be an Action/Adventure/Humor fic.0_0
However, for those of you who already know my character, Rando, I think
you'll enjoy this series.
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Disclaimer: I do not own Disney or anything like it. All characters,
besides those of my own making, are the sole properties of the Walt Disney Co.
Copyright: This fic, and all characters in it, besides those that come
in conflict with the previous disclaimer, are Copyrighted 2003 by
BM&S Publishing Co.
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Once again, we find Rando and Weenie Man preparing to foul up Dr. M's
evil plan to take over the world, threw his waste company, Collateral
Chemicals, once again.
Rando and Weenie man slipped up behind a bush, looking out from their
spot, they saw a number of guards walking along the electric fence.
"What do you think Weenie Man?" Rando asked quietly
"I think we can get in easily" he began, though he stopped briefly
to grab another bite of his Bratwurst. "Dr. M is getting stupider every
time, he leaves four watchers, and three inept guards on his northern
perimeter."
"Hmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder..." Said Rando
"Come on Rando, we can take them."
Weenie Man dashed out and started creeping towers the fence, Rando followed.
Weenie Man glided easily threw the shadows. While Rando had a little bit more
trouble. After all, he was 6'5" and had huge enormous muscles.
Finally, after five minutes of creeping, Weenie Man flew(literally) over
the fence quietly, and knocked out the two guards there.
Then, Rando did a running leap over the fence... and landed on his head.
If his face hadn't been buried under a foot of dirt, they probably would've
heard him in China.
Weenie man took out the four tower guards, then, knocked off the other
patrol man. Then, he ran over to Rando.
"Let's go Rando." he whispered
Rando dug himself out of the dirt, and ran after Weenie Man, catching up easily
and then took his rightful place at the lead.
They ran all the way to the complex, and slammed themselves against a
side of a Chemical storage tank to catch their breath.
"All right Weenie Man, here's the plan, you'll go in threw the vents and take out the security
watchers, while I break into Dr. M's office. Got that?"
There was no answer
"Weenie Man?" Rando said, noticing Weenie Man standing there, looking up
at the clouds in the deep dark night.
His eyes drifted down, and he put on his usual silly grin.
"Oh, hi." he said
"Were you paying attention?" Rando asked
"Well... not really." he replied
Rando did an eye roll, then said
"Just follow the usual plans of the vents, you ,and the bursting in, me."
"Oh, ok. Bye" he said, then, flew up to an air vent and went in.
Rando turned back around and stated around the tank.
It was strange that there weren't any guards at the door, and even stranger,
no guards sighted as he ran threw the corridors towards Dr. M's Office.
He finally put the thoughts out of his head, and finally, he came to Dr. M's
office.
He waited five seconds, then, ran right threw the door, to see Dr. M
in his office chair, stroking his evil looking black cat, Wicked Kitty.
"Ah hah, it's all over Dr. M, your under arrest!!"
"Oh no, it's the not so amazing Fatso." Dr M. mused
Rando set a hard look on his face.
"That's Rando, R-A-N-D.."
"I know how to spell your freaking name, ok? I was making a joke.
You know? Ha-ha?"
Rando didn't know what to say for a second... then, he just said plainly.
"Never mind that, the point is, I'm taking you in."
Dr. M smiled. "Oh, I don't think so Rando. You see.."
A net fell down, immediately entrapping Rando into where he couldn't get out.
"I'm arresting you" Dr. M finished.
Five of Dr. M's men strapped Rando to the wall with chains, then, Dr. M put
down Wicked Kitty, and got up and walked over to Rando.
"You see, Rando, I'm tired of you always messing up my plans to take over
the world, using my secretly named organization Collateral Chemicals."
"Get to the point!" Rando yelled "are you going to dissect me? Throw me into acid?
Feed me to your strangely evil Karate knowing cat, Wicked Kitty?"
Dr. M just smiled
"No, Rando, I thought of something better for you... Oh, yes, and by the way." he clicked
his fingers, and In came Weenie Man, being dragged up. They changed him to the
wall too.
"He can join you on this new punishment. Anyway, this right here" he pointed
to what looked like a giant TV. "Is my new Dimensional Traveler 3000 XL.
Using it, I've programmed it to send you, and Weenie boy here, threw out
all the different Disney Movies, in witch you will be faced by THE MOST
EVIL VILLAINS EVER IMAGINED, MUHAHAHAHAHA, MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Your Insane!!" yelled Weenie Man
"Thank you, I know." Dr. M replied
He then ran over to the DT 3000 XL, and typed in a few commands.
But, while he was doing this, the completely inept guards didn't pay attention
(they were still making evil laughter), and Rando, with a sudden move,
broke his chains, freed Weenie Man, and together they knocked
out all the Guards, leaving Dr. M, and Wicked Kitty alone.
"Give it up Dr. M, it's over!" said Rando
"OH. no, Rando." he said "it's only beginning. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" he grabbed
Wicked Kitty up into his arms, and before Rando could grab him. Dr. M jumped into the Warp
Hole, leading into his own trap.
"Well, Rando, I guess he would've rather gone into a time warp, then
get arrested." Weenie Man contemplated
"Wait a second." said Rando "He didn't go into a trap."
"How would you know!?" Asked Weenie Man
"Easy, I saw him grab a remote Control to the DT 3000 XL."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Weenie Man
Weenie Man ran over to Dr. M's big screen, and turned on The Disney Channel.
"The Lion Kings on tonight Rando." he said
But, when they got to the right channel, they were horrified.
It showed Simbas grave marked by stones. And Sarabis body...
And ALL THE REST OF THEM BEING EATEN BY HYENAS!!
"WHAT!? This can't be! Weenie Man, you have the wrong channel!"
"It must be Dr. M. He must've gone into that warp so he could change
all the endings to the Disney Movies, starting with "The Lion King"."
"Oh... I knew that." he replied sheepishly
"Come Weenie Man, we must go into the DT 3000 XL!!"
And with that, Rando and Weenie Man ran into the warp gate, heading to
who knew where, to save the endings of all Disney Movies.
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Next chapter: Pride Rock. Coming soon. PLEASE R/R!!!
perch and that my writing isn't worth petrified camel droppings.
If that's the way you feel, I compel you not to bother reading something
that is meant to be an Action/Adventure/Humor fic.0_0
However, for those of you who already know my character, Rando, I think
you'll enjoy this series.
-------------------------------
Disclaimer: I do not own Disney or anything like it. All characters,
besides those of my own making, are the sole properties of the Walt Disney Co.
Copyright: This fic, and all characters in it, besides those that come
in conflict with the previous disclaimer, are Copyrighted 2003 by
BM&S Publishing Co.
_______________________________________________________________________
Once again, we find Rando and Weenie Man preparing to foul up Dr. M's
evil plan to take over the world, threw his waste company, Collateral
Chemicals, once again.
Rando and Weenie man slipped up behind a bush, looking out from their
spot, they saw a number of guards walking along the electric fence.
"What do you think Weenie Man?" Rando asked quietly
"I think we can get in easily" he began, though he stopped briefly
to grab another bite of his Bratwurst. "Dr. M is getting stupider every
time, he leaves four watchers, and three inept guards on his northern
perimeter."
"Hmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder..." Said Rando
"Come on Rando, we can take them."
Weenie Man dashed out and started creeping towers the fence, Rando followed.
Weenie Man glided easily threw the shadows. While Rando had a little bit more
trouble. After all, he was 6'5" and had huge enormous muscles.
Finally, after five minutes of creeping, Weenie Man flew(literally) over
the fence quietly, and knocked out the two guards there.
Then, Rando did a running leap over the fence... and landed on his head.
If his face hadn't been buried under a foot of dirt, they probably would've
heard him in China.
Weenie man took out the four tower guards, then, knocked off the other
patrol man. Then, he ran over to Rando.
"Let's go Rando." he whispered
Rando dug himself out of the dirt, and ran after Weenie Man, catching up easily
and then took his rightful place at the lead.
They ran all the way to the complex, and slammed themselves against a
side of a Chemical storage tank to catch their breath.
"All right Weenie Man, here's the plan, you'll go in threw the vents and take out the security
watchers, while I break into Dr. M's office. Got that?"
There was no answer
"Weenie Man?" Rando said, noticing Weenie Man standing there, looking up
at the clouds in the deep dark night.
His eyes drifted down, and he put on his usual silly grin.
"Oh, hi." he said
"Were you paying attention?" Rando asked
"Well... not really." he replied
Rando did an eye roll, then said
"Just follow the usual plans of the vents, you ,and the bursting in, me."
"Oh, ok. Bye" he said, then, flew up to an air vent and went in.
Rando turned back around and stated around the tank.
It was strange that there weren't any guards at the door, and even stranger,
no guards sighted as he ran threw the corridors towards Dr. M's Office.
He finally put the thoughts out of his head, and finally, he came to Dr. M's
office.
He waited five seconds, then, ran right threw the door, to see Dr. M
in his office chair, stroking his evil looking black cat, Wicked Kitty.
"Ah hah, it's all over Dr. M, your under arrest!!"
"Oh no, it's the not so amazing Fatso." Dr M. mused
Rando set a hard look on his face.
"That's Rando, R-A-N-D.."
"I know how to spell your freaking name, ok? I was making a joke.
You know? Ha-ha?"
Rando didn't know what to say for a second... then, he just said plainly.
"Never mind that, the point is, I'm taking you in."
Dr. M smiled. "Oh, I don't think so Rando. You see.."
A net fell down, immediately entrapping Rando into where he couldn't get out.
"I'm arresting you" Dr. M finished.
Five of Dr. M's men strapped Rando to the wall with chains, then, Dr. M put
down Wicked Kitty, and got up and walked over to Rando.
"You see, Rando, I'm tired of you always messing up my plans to take over
the world, using my secretly named organization Collateral Chemicals."
"Get to the point!" Rando yelled "are you going to dissect me? Throw me into acid?
Feed me to your strangely evil Karate knowing cat, Wicked Kitty?"
Dr. M just smiled
"No, Rando, I thought of something better for you... Oh, yes, and by the way." he clicked
his fingers, and In came Weenie Man, being dragged up. They changed him to the
wall too.
"He can join you on this new punishment. Anyway, this right here" he pointed
to what looked like a giant TV. "Is my new Dimensional Traveler 3000 XL.
Using it, I've programmed it to send you, and Weenie boy here, threw out
all the different Disney Movies, in witch you will be faced by THE MOST
EVIL VILLAINS EVER IMAGINED, MUHAHAHAHAHA, MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Your Insane!!" yelled Weenie Man
"Thank you, I know." Dr. M replied
He then ran over to the DT 3000 XL, and typed in a few commands.
But, while he was doing this, the completely inept guards didn't pay attention
(they were still making evil laughter), and Rando, with a sudden move,
broke his chains, freed Weenie Man, and together they knocked
out all the Guards, leaving Dr. M, and Wicked Kitty alone.
"Give it up Dr. M, it's over!" said Rando
"OH. no, Rando." he said "it's only beginning. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" he grabbed
Wicked Kitty up into his arms, and before Rando could grab him. Dr. M jumped into the Warp
Hole, leading into his own trap.
"Well, Rando, I guess he would've rather gone into a time warp, then
get arrested." Weenie Man contemplated
"Wait a second." said Rando "He didn't go into a trap."
"How would you know!?" Asked Weenie Man
"Easy, I saw him grab a remote Control to the DT 3000 XL."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Weenie Man
Weenie Man ran over to Dr. M's big screen, and turned on The Disney Channel.
"The Lion Kings on tonight Rando." he said
But, when they got to the right channel, they were horrified.
It showed Simbas grave marked by stones. And Sarabis body...
And ALL THE REST OF THEM BEING EATEN BY HYENAS!!
"WHAT!? This can't be! Weenie Man, you have the wrong channel!"
"It must be Dr. M. He must've gone into that warp so he could change
all the endings to the Disney Movies, starting with "The Lion King"."
"Oh... I knew that." he replied sheepishly
"Come Weenie Man, we must go into the DT 3000 XL!!"
And with that, Rando and Weenie Man ran into the warp gate, heading to
who knew where, to save the endings of all Disney Movies.
________________________________________________________________________
Next chapter: Pride Rock. Coming soon. PLEASE R/R!!!