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Chapter 2: Pride Rock
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Rando felt he was being stretched as his body went threw the seemingly endless wormhole.
But, after a few minutes of this, he felt like he was falling threw air.
He opened his eyes to see that he was falling towards the ground.
He looked further and saw Weenie Man at the top of some big rock like
thing, and yelled down.
"Catch me Weenie Man!"
Weenie Man, he could see, was moving around, trying to get in a good spot to
catch him. Rando saw that he was right above Weenie Man, and that he would surely
catch him.
Rando plummeted down, down, down... And landed on the rock two feet in front
of Weenie Man.
Rando groaned, and picked himself up.
"Weenie man, what don't you understand about the phrase 'catch me'?"
"Shhhhhhhh" Weenie Man said "there's Simba and Mufasa."
Rando quieted. They sat there, watching and listening.
"Look, Simba," Mufasa said "everything the light touches, is our kingdom."
"Whoa" replied Simba
"A Kings time as ruler, rises and falls like the sun. One day, the sun will
fall on my time and rise with you as the new King."
"And all this will be mine?" Simba asked
"Everything" Mufasa replied
"Everything the light touches... What about that shadowy place?" Simba asked
"That's beyond our borders" replied Mufasa "you must never go there."
"But I thought a King could do whatever he wants." said Simba
"There's more to being King then getting your way all the time." Mufasa
said, beginning back down the rock
"There's more?" said Simba
Rando and Weenie Man had ducked behind a rock and were watching all this.
"Oh, cool, I can't believe it. We're actually witnessing this historic event!"
whispered Weenie Man
"What's so historic about this? It's a cartoon!" replied Rando
"We're cartoons, remember?"
"Oh, yes, right." Rando said "Let's follow them, but, let's go down
the back way."
"Ok." replied Weenie Man
They started down a side path. Rando reached the bottom in three jumps,
but Weenie Man took longer. And on his fourth jump, he slipped in a
puddle of water and slid the rest of the way down, flew into the air
a ways, and landed on his bohunkas.
"OW!" Weenie Man said "my bohunkas is going to hurt for a week."
"WEENIE MAN!" Rando gasped in surprise. "There's no call for naughty language."
"Well, you say 'bohunkas' all the time." Weenie Man said
"Yes, but that's when there aren't little children reading. THINK OF
THE CHILDREN!!!." Rando said. he began moving away, but slipped in
some of the water Weenie Man brought down when he slid, and fell
onto HIS Bohunkas.
"OW, MY Bohunkas is going to hurt for weeks." Rando said
Weenie Man just stood there looking at him, then, followed him, as they
ran to catch up with Mufasa and Simba.
"Everything you see here..." Mufasa began
Just then Zazu flew up.
"Good morning sire." he said
"Good morning, Zazu."
Watching from some tall weeds Rando and Weenie Man watched.
"Is it just me? Or did Zazu arrive too soon?" Rando asked
"I wouldn't know, I guess." Weenie Man replied
"You're not being very helpful." Rando said
Meanwhile, Zazu continued
"Checking in, with the morning report."
"Fire away." Replied Mufasa
"Well, the buzz from the bees, is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot."
"Oh really?" said Mufasa
Simba yanked at his dad's side.
"Dad, can you teach me how to pounce?" asked Simba
Rando looked towards Weenie Man.
"This is very different from the movie." he said
Weenie Man just nodded.
"Oh, Zazu, would you mind turning around."
Zazu did, and continued indistinctly. But then turned back.
"What's going on?" he asked
"A pouncing lesson." replied Mufasa
"OH, very good. Pouncing... POUNCING!? Oh, sire, you can't be serious.."
But Mufasa just gestured for him to turn back around.
"Now, stay low to the ground." he whispered to Simba
"What are you telling him Mufasa!?" asked Zazu
There was no answer...
"Mufasa... Simba?"
But then, Simba pounced... and flew right over the ducking Zazu, and flew
right into the middle of the hiding place of our hero Rando, and Weenie Man.
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Simba
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Rando
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Weenie Man
After a few seconds of this, Rando and Weenie Man, ran off and hid in a new place.
Simba headed back towards his dad, who was sighing and shaking his head.
"You have to get your aim right. then, you'll be the best pouncer in the pride." he said
Zazu flew over to Mufasa. "Sire, HYENAS, in the Pride Lands!"
Mufasa began running down the hill, but turned back quickly to say.
"Zazu, take Simba home."
"Ah, dad, can't I come?" Simba wined
"NO, son." he replied, and ran down the hill.
Simba began trudging back to Pride Rock
"Sheesh, those were weird creatures I flew into. The short one smelled
like Antelope that was thrown into a fire." Simba said to himself
Down the hill, Rando and Weenie Man blew a sigh of relief.
"Phew, I think we almost ruined the movie by being seen." Rando said
Suddenly, out of no where, they were both whacked on the head.
"Dats what you tink. Who are you?" asked an old gruff voice
Rando and Weenie Man turned... and saw... A Baboon with a walking stick.
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Yeah, I know, not nearly as funny as the last one. But, hey, I'm bored.
I'll try to make the next one better. PLEASE R/R!!!
Next Chapter: Can't wait to be King
you the next part. 0_0 hope your enjoying it so far.
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Chapter 2: Pride Rock
_______________________________________________________________________
Rando felt he was being stretched as his body went threw the seemingly endless wormhole.
But, after a few minutes of this, he felt like he was falling threw air.
He opened his eyes to see that he was falling towards the ground.
He looked further and saw Weenie Man at the top of some big rock like
thing, and yelled down.
"Catch me Weenie Man!"
Weenie Man, he could see, was moving around, trying to get in a good spot to
catch him. Rando saw that he was right above Weenie Man, and that he would surely
catch him.
Rando plummeted down, down, down... And landed on the rock two feet in front
of Weenie Man.
Rando groaned, and picked himself up.
"Weenie man, what don't you understand about the phrase 'catch me'?"
"Shhhhhhhh" Weenie Man said "there's Simba and Mufasa."
Rando quieted. They sat there, watching and listening.
"Look, Simba," Mufasa said "everything the light touches, is our kingdom."
"Whoa" replied Simba
"A Kings time as ruler, rises and falls like the sun. One day, the sun will
fall on my time and rise with you as the new King."
"And all this will be mine?" Simba asked
"Everything" Mufasa replied
"Everything the light touches... What about that shadowy place?" Simba asked
"That's beyond our borders" replied Mufasa "you must never go there."
"But I thought a King could do whatever he wants." said Simba
"There's more to being King then getting your way all the time." Mufasa
said, beginning back down the rock
"There's more?" said Simba
Rando and Weenie Man had ducked behind a rock and were watching all this.
"Oh, cool, I can't believe it. We're actually witnessing this historic event!"
whispered Weenie Man
"What's so historic about this? It's a cartoon!" replied Rando
"We're cartoons, remember?"
"Oh, yes, right." Rando said "Let's follow them, but, let's go down
the back way."
"Ok." replied Weenie Man
They started down a side path. Rando reached the bottom in three jumps,
but Weenie Man took longer. And on his fourth jump, he slipped in a
puddle of water and slid the rest of the way down, flew into the air
a ways, and landed on his bohunkas.
"OW!" Weenie Man said "my bohunkas is going to hurt for a week."
"WEENIE MAN!" Rando gasped in surprise. "There's no call for naughty language."
"Well, you say 'bohunkas' all the time." Weenie Man said
"Yes, but that's when there aren't little children reading. THINK OF
THE CHILDREN!!!." Rando said. he began moving away, but slipped in
some of the water Weenie Man brought down when he slid, and fell
onto HIS Bohunkas.
"OW, MY Bohunkas is going to hurt for weeks." Rando said
Weenie Man just stood there looking at him, then, followed him, as they
ran to catch up with Mufasa and Simba.
"Everything you see here..." Mufasa began
Just then Zazu flew up.
"Good morning sire." he said
"Good morning, Zazu."
Watching from some tall weeds Rando and Weenie Man watched.
"Is it just me? Or did Zazu arrive too soon?" Rando asked
"I wouldn't know, I guess." Weenie Man replied
"You're not being very helpful." Rando said
Meanwhile, Zazu continued
"Checking in, with the morning report."
"Fire away." Replied Mufasa
"Well, the buzz from the bees, is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot."
"Oh really?" said Mufasa
Simba yanked at his dad's side.
"Dad, can you teach me how to pounce?" asked Simba
Rando looked towards Weenie Man.
"This is very different from the movie." he said
Weenie Man just nodded.
"Oh, Zazu, would you mind turning around."
Zazu did, and continued indistinctly. But then turned back.
"What's going on?" he asked
"A pouncing lesson." replied Mufasa
"OH, very good. Pouncing... POUNCING!? Oh, sire, you can't be serious.."
But Mufasa just gestured for him to turn back around.
"Now, stay low to the ground." he whispered to Simba
"What are you telling him Mufasa!?" asked Zazu
There was no answer...
"Mufasa... Simba?"
But then, Simba pounced... and flew right over the ducking Zazu, and flew
right into the middle of the hiding place of our hero Rando, and Weenie Man.
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Simba
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Rando
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Weenie Man
After a few seconds of this, Rando and Weenie Man, ran off and hid in a new place.
Simba headed back towards his dad, who was sighing and shaking his head.
"You have to get your aim right. then, you'll be the best pouncer in the pride." he said
Zazu flew over to Mufasa. "Sire, HYENAS, in the Pride Lands!"
Mufasa began running down the hill, but turned back quickly to say.
"Zazu, take Simba home."
"Ah, dad, can't I come?" Simba wined
"NO, son." he replied, and ran down the hill.
Simba began trudging back to Pride Rock
"Sheesh, those were weird creatures I flew into. The short one smelled
like Antelope that was thrown into a fire." Simba said to himself
Down the hill, Rando and Weenie Man blew a sigh of relief.
"Phew, I think we almost ruined the movie by being seen." Rando said
Suddenly, out of no where, they were both whacked on the head.
"Dats what you tink. Who are you?" asked an old gruff voice
Rando and Weenie Man turned... and saw... A Baboon with a walking stick.
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Yeah, I know, not nearly as funny as the last one. But, hey, I'm bored.
I'll try to make the next one better. PLEASE R/R!!!
Next Chapter: Can't wait to be King