The Outer Oasis Series
Firefly of Death
Fanfiction- 11
"Stupid Door-To-Door Salespeople!"
Featuring: Amara!
Disclaimer: Okay, this may not have been my best work, but if you read it over a few times, it gets kinda funny, heh.
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Knock-
Knock-
Amara walked over to the door, and turned the doorknob.
"Hello?" Amara asked.
"Hello, sir. I was wonder-" The man started.
"SIR?! I'm no man. I'm a woman, you baka. Ughhh…." Amara sneered.
"Uhhumm….well, ma'am, yes ma'am, of course ma'am. I'm terribly sorry ma'am." The man apologized.
"You should be!!" Amara said in a shameful response.
"Anyway, ma'am, I was wondering if you would be interested in buying our newest product." The man questioned.
"Uhhh new product?" Amara stunned.
"Yes." The man replied. "Mr. Sparkle!"
"Mr. Sparkle?" Amara looked dazed.
The man pulled out a lime-green bottle out of his inside coat pocket.
"Shoe polish?" Amara blinked.
"Yes indeed! But this is not just any ordinary shoe polish! Oh no! This is Mr. Sparkle! Mr. Sparkle gives you the shiniest shoes ever. You can't go for those other "so-called" great shoe shiners. Mr. Sparkle is the best choice." The man explained.
"Ughhh…what do I need show polish for?" Amara said.
"Why, to make your shoes shiney of course." The looked up at Amara.
"But I don't need shoe shine." Amara replied.
"Don't you want your employees to be impressed?!" The man said.
"But I don't need shoe shine." Amara replied.
"How about that new boyfriend? Don't you want to be popular?" The man continued to make excuses to buy his product.
"I'M FINE THANK-YOU!!!!!" Amara finally yelled and slammed the door in his face.
5 minutes later…
Knock-
Knock-
"Would you like to buy some cookies?" A little girl in uniform said.
"Uh no thanks, kid." Amara said.
"But…but….but …WAHHHHHHHH!!!!" The little girl began to cry.
"Kid, hey kid. Don't cry. Oh come on, please kid, don't cry." Amara begged.
"But…but….but…you.…you…. won't buy.…buy.…buy…my cookies!!" The girl cried.
"Ok, OKAY! I'll buy the dumb cookies!" Amara said reaching into her pocket for money.
"HEY! My cookies aren't dumb!" The girl threw cookies at her and stepped on Amara's foot.
"Ow! You little brat!!!" Amara yelled as she ran away.
5 minutes later…
Knock-
Knock-
Knock-
Knock-
Knock-
Knock-
"Well, I'm not answering it!!!" Amara said.
Ha! Stupid right? I was bored but then my good friend, SkyGoddessHaruka, told me I should right something funny like this with um…door-to-door sales people. Um…so I did! Uh…R&R, but I'll understand if you flame me, heh. ….Firefly of Death
Firefly of Death
Fanfiction- 11
"Stupid Door-To-Door Salespeople!"
Featuring: Amara!
Disclaimer: Okay, this may not have been my best work, but if you read it over a few times, it gets kinda funny, heh.
______________________________________________________________________________
Knock-
Knock-
Amara walked over to the door, and turned the doorknob.
"Hello?" Amara asked.
"Hello, sir. I was wonder-" The man started.
"SIR?! I'm no man. I'm a woman, you baka. Ughhh…." Amara sneered.
"Uhhumm….well, ma'am, yes ma'am, of course ma'am. I'm terribly sorry ma'am." The man apologized.
"You should be!!" Amara said in a shameful response.
"Anyway, ma'am, I was wondering if you would be interested in buying our newest product." The man questioned.
"Uhhh new product?" Amara stunned.
"Yes." The man replied. "Mr. Sparkle!"
"Mr. Sparkle?" Amara looked dazed.
The man pulled out a lime-green bottle out of his inside coat pocket.
"Shoe polish?" Amara blinked.
"Yes indeed! But this is not just any ordinary shoe polish! Oh no! This is Mr. Sparkle! Mr. Sparkle gives you the shiniest shoes ever. You can't go for those other "so-called" great shoe shiners. Mr. Sparkle is the best choice." The man explained.
"Ughhh…what do I need show polish for?" Amara said.
"Why, to make your shoes shiney of course." The looked up at Amara.
"But I don't need shoe shine." Amara replied.
"Don't you want your employees to be impressed?!" The man said.
"But I don't need shoe shine." Amara replied.
"How about that new boyfriend? Don't you want to be popular?" The man continued to make excuses to buy his product.
"I'M FINE THANK-YOU!!!!!" Amara finally yelled and slammed the door in his face.
5 minutes later…
Knock-
Knock-
"Would you like to buy some cookies?" A little girl in uniform said.
"Uh no thanks, kid." Amara said.
"But…but….but …WAHHHHHHHH!!!!" The little girl began to cry.
"Kid, hey kid. Don't cry. Oh come on, please kid, don't cry." Amara begged.
"But…but….but…you.…you…. won't buy.…buy.…buy…my cookies!!" The girl cried.
"Ok, OKAY! I'll buy the dumb cookies!" Amara said reaching into her pocket for money.
"HEY! My cookies aren't dumb!" The girl threw cookies at her and stepped on Amara's foot.
"Ow! You little brat!!!" Amara yelled as she ran away.
5 minutes later…
Knock-
Knock-
Knock-
Knock-
Knock-
Knock-
"Well, I'm not answering it!!!" Amara said.
Ha! Stupid right? I was bored but then my good friend, SkyGoddessHaruka, told me I should right something funny like this with um…door-to-door sales people. Um…so I did! Uh…R&R, but I'll understand if you flame me, heh. ….Firefly of Death