My first humor fanfic! ^^ Yeah!! I don't any of the Sonic characters. NONE! Ok? Sweetness! Start the story!

Sonic-13

Tails-8

Eggman-????? I don't know.

Chao- -_-;; I don't know.

It's a nice sunny day in the Chao garden. Sonic and Tail are sitting down playing thumbs wars by the fruit tree. It is about 1:00pm and it was almost there lunch time. Eggman was watching them over by the waterfall.

"Hey Tails, do you want to do something else? This game is getting really really boring." Said Sonic as he up.

"OK Sonic, but what?" Asked Tails as he got up with him.

"Well, we can go over to the shop and get you a chao to play with or something. I all ready have one! It's in the daycare!"

"OK! Uhmmmm.. Where's the shop?"

"It's over by the chao Lobby, walk out of this place, take two steps to the right, then seven BIG steps over to the big sign that saids "Kindergarten", walk in there, then look to your lift and walk four steps, after that you take three more steps, open the door and give the payer person the cute puppy eyes and Bo-Ya! Your there!"

Tails looked at Sonic with a careless look on his face and he started to walk to the chao Lobby and did everything that Sonic said. Sonic sweat drops and follows him there. Eggman watches Sonic and Tails leave the chao garden. He laughs evilly to himself.

"Heh, a chao huh? Well this time I WILL get that blasted hedgehog, and his little friend." Said Eggman has he walked into the waterfall. (Witch is his secret base) He walks over to his big computer thingy and looked at screen 145.

"Hmmmm. It seems like Sonic and Tails are going to the Black-market to get a chao there. I'd better call Snikker." Said Eggman as he presses a big red button. A chao with sunglasses and a mustache appeared on the screen.

"Snikker, is Sonic and Tails over there?" Eggman asked Snikker.

"Yeah why?"

"Because I want you to get a rock, paint it gold and give it to them. I have a plan that capture at hedgehog!"

"But Eggman---"

"Silence!"

"Buuttt Eggman---"

"Just DO it!"

"But but but!"

"Do you want me to force you in the dryer?!"

"BUT MASTER, THERE GONE!! THEY LEFTED ABOUT 2 MINTUITS AGO!" yelled Snikker as load as he can.

"Don't call me Master! That's really really annoying! Call me Eggman."

"*Sweat drops* OK, Eggman, Sonic and his little bud lifted about three minutest ago and…"

"WHAT?! Why didn't you tell me this earlier?!"

"Because you were complaining about.."

"SHUT UP! Just get a rock and paint it before they hatch the dang chaoegg that they got!" said Eggman, as he was about to walk out of the room.

"But sir…"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?!"

"Sonic or Tails didn't bey a chaoegg. They got a chao fruit and what does a painted rock have to do with getting Sonic any ways?" asked Snikker has he showed Eggman the reseat.

"*Sweat drops* -_-;;;;;

~~ Back to Sonic and Tails ~~ ^-^;;

"Hey Sonic, where do we go now?" asked Tails as they walked up to the kindergarten door and opened it.

"Well. I need to pick up my chao from the daycare." Said Sonic as he walked over to his chao and picked it up.

"Oo;; Wow! It's cute! What's its name Sonic?" asked Tails as he dropped the chao fruit to pet the chao.

"Its name? Chao."

"Chao?"

"Chao."

"Chao??"

"Chao."

"Chao?"

"Chao."

"Chao???"

"Chao!" said Sonic really annoyed. He walked out of the daycare door and slammed it shut.

"Chao… Hey!! Wait for me!! Don't leave me with at weird daycare person!" yelled Tails as he tried to open the door to get out. The daycare man looked at Tails trying to open the door and walked over to him.

"Hey there little one, do you want a hug?" said Big

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SONIC!!!!!" Screamed Tails punching the door, trying to open it.

"Come on!! Hugs are good for you! They make you feel better!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tails was pretty much bashing the door with is head. Big grabbed Tails and hugged him like he was a teddy bear.

"Your sooooo fuzzy, so soft. Hey! Would you like to play with the other kids! They're playing with Barbie dolls right now, one of the best parts for the day!" Big told Tails has he walk over to the kids.

"NO!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAA!!!!! NOT THE BARBY DOLLS!!! SONIC!!! HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

5 mins. Later

Sonic opened the kindergraden door to see Tails playing with Barbie dolls and dressed up like Amy Rose.

"*Cracks up laughing* Tails, what are you doing? Why are you playing with Barbie dolls and wearing a dress?" ask Sonic as he walked up to him.

"SONIC HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The daycare person is insane!! Save me!" cried Tails as he grabbed on to Sonic's lags.

"Ok ok ok!! Cool down little bud! Lets go, I lifted my chao at the chao garden because I was looking for you, so lets go." Said Sonic as he took off the dress Tails was wearing. He looked up and to see Big playing tea party with a chao. "….*Sweat drops BIG TIME ._.;;;;;;;;;;*…. Let's go NOW.

Sonic and Tails ran out of the kindergarten and into the chao Lobby to see Chao moon walking around the place. They both sweat drop again.

Well… Sorry but that's all I can do for now!! Please review… PLEASE!!! I'll make more of the story later if you do! HEHE! ^^