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Eggman walked in the Lobby to see Metal and Snikker staring at something. Metal took off his mask to get a better look at what he was staring at. Snikker's mouth dropped.
"Uhhhmmm… Eggman, did the Ham-Tastic Blaster do what I think it did? Oo;;;" asked Snikker as his eye's grow big.
"Did you get Sonic all ready?!" asked Eggman. Metal shook is head and pointed to IT. Snikker started to drool.
"Hey, what are you staring at?! What do I look like, an ice cream cone? Hey!!! Wait a min! How did you get soooooooooooooo tall?! Yelled Knuckles jumping up and down. Eggman walked over to him and got down on his hands and knees.
"Wmhahahaha! So it works!" laughed Eggman as he petted Knuckles on the head. "I have a new pet to play with now."
"What the heck are you talking about? Do I look like a servant to you or what?! Hey, stop petting me! I don't like that! Rrrrrrrrr…. If you don't stop that I'll kick your pretty black boot! Yelled Knuckles has he walked over to Eggman's boot to kick it. He looked in the reflection of the boot and screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NO! I have fur! Really really fuzzy fur! What the, I have BIG ears! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!..........Oooooooo. I have a cool scarf.. …! !! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!!"
"Well, to be precise, we turned you into a ….. Hamster. Wmahahahahahaha!" laughed Eggman again. Snikker pushed him out of the way and smiled at Knuckles.
"Holy cow, Holy cow, I'm a hamster! So this is what it feels like to be a hamster. Wow, I'm so soft. …!! AHHHH!!! Hey! I demand you to change me back!!! WAHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Yelled Knuckles running around in circles like a mad man. Snikker picked up Knuckles and started to cuddle with him.
"O your soooo soft and fuzzy Knuckles!^-^" said Snikker. "Can I put him in a cage in my room master?"
"For crying out loud, don't call me master, that's really really annoying! Call me Eggman!" Walking over to Metal.
"Yeah yeah yeah, whatever. CAN I?!!!"
"I suppose you can. It will make my job a lot easier."
"What job?"
"Errrr… Never mind. -_-;;"
"What? NO! Just try to put me in a cage! I'll bite your toe nails off!" yelled Knuckles trying to bite of Snikker's sunglasses.
"Look Eggman, he's giving me kisses!^.^ Hehe! I love you too! Hey, not only did I meet Knuckles himself, but now I have him as a Ham-ham! Coolness!" smiled Snikker. Knuckles sweat drops. Metal got out a bag of Chex Mix from.....some where... and waved it in the air.
"Hmm.. Good idea Metal. Snikker, lets have a little party to celebrate our first victim for the Ham-Tastic Blaster!" said Eggman walking back to the Chao garden. Metal sighed because he remembered that he couldn't eat. He's a robot. (It's sad ;~; poor Metal) He walked right beside Eggman. Snikker went in next, jumping around like he was a pro dancer with Knuckles in his hands.
~~A minute later~~
Sonic, Tails, Chao, and Shadow walked in the Chao Lobby. Every body accepted Shadow, stared at him, hugging his egg like it was a teddy bear. They sighed and sat down on the steps that led to the Hero garden.
"Bored.. So bored.. I think I might go and watch DBZ. Soooo bored.. Bored enough to go see Big. Bored bored bored bored!" complained Shadow pacing back and forth. "I'm going to sing the Shadow Is Bored song!^^ *Some weird music starts to play* I'm bored as a donkey! I'm bored as a moose! "I wish I was a monkey. I wish I was a goose! I can swing through trees and flap my wings. My life would be perfect if I had these abilities! I am the Ultimate life form, that's for sure, but I can never get one darn girl. I might be rude, I might be strange, but some things stay the same. I don't care if I look like a freak, but being one, is kind of neat. I love Big Mac's and sugar cubes, and I bet these things you would never choose! I am the ultimate life form, there's no change of that, and I Will defend, those poor instinct ants!" Sang Shadow with a microphone in his hands. Chao jumps up and dances around to the song. Sonic and Tails just looked at each other and sweat dropped.
"That was really… unusual Shadow.." said Tails.
"Why thank you! No flowers or autographs please, I'll take checks!" said Shadow smirking.
"Shadow, Big can sing better then you!" said Sonic really annoyed.
"That's nice to know faker. I'm going to the Black market to get some stuff for Maria." Said Shadow walking in to the kindergarten.
"Yeah Sonic, I'm going to go watch Bill Nye the Science guy. See ya!" said Tails running up the Hero garden steps. Sonic sighed looking at his Chao still dancing around the place.
"Well.. What should I do? Tails is gone watching TV, Shadow is buying stuff. .. …… . …. . . … . ..! I'm going to go say `Hi` to Eggman! ^-^" said Sonic. He walked over to Chao and picked it up (of course), and walked in the Chao garden.
~~Mean while, back over to Shadow~~
Shadow walked in the black market. He looked around the place, checking out all the stuff that there is to buy. He looked at a box of sugar cubes and salt lickers.
"Wow! There sure is a lot of stuff to get here. Hmmm… I wonder if they have dresses for chao's?" said Shadow looking around some more. He picked up something on top of a box of books. "O.o;;; Oooo.. Someone's diary. Hmmm.. It said Snikker on the front." Shadow looks around to make sure that know one is around the place. He turns the first page and reads it.
"Shadow?" said a familiar voice. Shadow jumped about 5 feet in the air dropping the book. He turned around to see Amy with a cap on.
"Oh good! I thought you were someone else." Shadow sighs in relief.
"Do you need help finding something?"
"….. Why do you ask?"
"Because I'm in charge of this place. ..For now.."
"Well… Can you find any chao dresses here?"
"CHAO DRESSES ._.;;;;?!"
"Yep! It's for Maria!"
"…O.o;; I didn't know that Maria was a chao… I thought that she was a human..."
"No no no! It's my chao, see!" Shadow showed off his egg to Amy.
"Ooooooo how cute!^^ Can I hold it please?!"
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……I..uhhh…I..don't..know......OK!" Shadow gave Amy his egg and smiled. She looked at it really close and hugged it.
"Wow! What a pretty chao egg!^^ Where did you find it Shadow? I never saw one like this one before!"
"I found it in the Dark garden in a Big old house. Cool isn't it?!"
"Yeah! Hey, I think I might have a dress the size for a chao. Let me go check in the old closet!" said Amy as she walked up to the closet door and opened it. A bunch of stuff fell all over her. "AHHHHHH!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!" M&M jumped out of the closet again and started to rap dance on Amy's back.
"I said I'm sorry mama! I never met to hurt yooooooouuuuu! I never met to make you cry, but to night, I'm cleaning out my closet!" sang M&M as he jumped up and down, dancing crazy- like on Amy's back.
"AHHHHH!!!!! SHADOW! HELP ME!!!" cried Amy. Shadow watched M&M do a back flip while holding the microphone in his hand.
"O-O'' Oooooooo.. Nice flip…"
"SHADOW!! HELP!!!!!"
"Huh? Don't you mean Sonic?"
"I don't care right now about that! JUST HELP ME!!!" cried Amy again. Shadow walked over to M&M and sighed. The Pokemon battle theme song started to play.
"OK! Go stinky sock!! I choose you!" yelled Shadow throwing a stinky sock at M&M. It landed on his face. "Great! Now do your bite attack stinky sock!" M&M stopped dancing and looked at Shadow like he was a birdie mascot. Amy did a BIG sweat drop.
"O yeah.. GO NINJA TURTLE ACTION FIGURE!!"s Cried M&M doing some weird pose. He throws the figure at Shadow but he dodges it.
"Heh, you're pretty good, but not good enough! Sock, use your wimp stinky attack!" Shadow throws another sock at M&M. M&M moved his body and the sock hit Amy Rose in the face.
"Hahahaha!! You missed me faker! …. Uhmm… I mean, looser!! Hahahaha!! Take this!" M&M throws Shadow's egg at him with a spinning toss.
*slow motion happens*
"N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!!! M-A-R-I-A-A-A!!!" cried Shadow running after it. He pulled out a red chaos emerald. "C-H-A-O-S C-O-N-T-R-O-L!!!" A big bright light flashed in the store. Amy got up and ran after M&M.
…. Hahahahahaha!! That's chapter 5! Yep! I hope you liked it, because it took me a while to think of it!^-^;; O yes! Thank you Lizzy for giving me ideas for da story!^o^ Hehe! Is Shadow going to get Maria in time? Or will he half to face his fears! ._.;; and don't forget about Sonic, Chao, and Tails! What's going to happen to them?! Find out in the next chapter of Weird and…well.. WEIRD! Hahahahahahahaha! *jumps away on her pogo-stick* TOODLES! ^.~