Boy, it been a long time scene I made a chapter.. -.-;;;  I don't own any characters like Sonic and ect.  Really, I don't.  Nope.  I own Chao and the Ham-Tastic Blaster thingy.  Yep.  OK? 

"Hahahahaha!!" laughed M&M still in slow motion.  The flash of light ended.  There was smoke everywhere around the room.  The smoke cleared out a little bit to see Shadow, Amy, and annoying M&M.  *Slow motion stops*

"Maria…" Shadow said under his breath.  He dropped the chaos emerald.  "….. . . … .. . . ."  Flash backs started to happening. ~*~*~* Shadow's face turned pale.

"Shadow?...." said Amy very stiff like.

"I didn't make it in time.  I would have saved her, but, I was too late.  I never got to tell her how she changed my life for ever.  She's gone.  I saw it with my every own eyes.  Gone with my heart and soul." Shadow starts to sob a little.

"…..But Shadow, she's in your arms.  What are you talking about?"

"WHAT?!" Shadow looked down to see his egg in his arms. 

"See, I tollld you!  You cached her ^^!"

"Ohhhh!...  I was talking about the human Maria…  Sorry!" Amy fell over.

"Are we going to finish your Pokemon battle?" asked M&M grabbing is microphone.

"…….uhhhmmm…  No."

"O…  Ok.  Then what am I doing here talking to you boring people/animals/dudes/hedgehogs…whatever." M&M jumped back into the closet and disappeared some how.

"OK..  That was weird" said Amy looking inside the closet.

"Well of course it's weird!  That's our purpose in life!  To be weird and entertaining! To make all of those people/animals/dudes/things/something/ out there READ this fanfic!  To waste time in their life!  They have nothing to do so they waste there reading is!.... .. . ..  SEE!  They just wasted their time! …. And this…. .. .and this… one more of these…. … a couple more of those… … . .. .  Uhhmmm, just one more..... .  HAH!!  People are wasting there time right now!^^"

"Shadow, what are you talking about?"

"Ways to waste time! ^-^"

"`Who are you talking to?"

"THEM!!  *points at you*"

"Who's THEM?"

" -.-;;  Never mind…  Just drop it for now.."

"Drop what?"

"AHHHH!!  Would you just be quiet?!!!  No wonder Sonic thinks you're annoying!"

"He "thinks" I am??  Does he know for himself???"

"I don't know….  I'm not him..  Just a faker…"

"O yeah…  Well..  Uhmmmm…… . . . .. … . ..  What's my line again?!"

"This is not a play.."

"Ohh..  I knew that..  ^-^;;; … .. …. .  When is the egg going to hatch Shadow??"

".. . …  You ask more questions then Tails ever could!  Dang!"

"Who's Tails again??....  O Yeah!  That's my stuffed animal's name!"

"You have a stuffed animal of Tails? ._.;;;" 

"No, it's a fox of Tails that as tails, talks like Tails, sings like Tails, dances around like Tails, it has two tails from Tails that looks like Tail's, and it as Tail's shoes."

"Wow.  Cool.  Why are we just talking back and forth to either?  No action stuff is happening really…" 

"I have nooooo clue..  .."

~~Back over to Tails!!!  YAY!....~~

He just turned off the TV and looked around the garden to see a gaggle of chaos playing with a ball.  He walked over to them and picked up the ball.  All the chao's stopped running after it and blinked.  Tails put the ball down again and the chao's started to run after it again. 

"Wow!  It's like a magnetic force of something." He picks up the ball again.  All of the chao's stopped.  "O.o;;;;  Weird.....  .. I have an idea!" Tails runs over to the end of the pond thingy and holds the ball in the air.  "IT'S TIME FOR SIMON SAYS!!!!" yelled Tails with a happy tone.  "Simon says to run after the ball!" Tails put the ball down and all the chao's run after it.   "Simon saids to stop running!"  Tails picks up the ball and all the chao's stop running..(Duh). 

"Hmmm..  This game isn't working how I planned it to be….  *thinks*  I'll make them dance!"  Tails walked over to all of the chao's and put them in a straight line.  He walks to the front of them and moves the ball around in different directions around the chao's.  They started to run around doing little twirl thingies and back flips.  A random chao knocked over a CD player from some where and it started to play Stary Eyes Suprised.  The Hero garden some how turned dark and disco balls shined everywhere flashing pretty lights.

"Yeah!!  Dance to the music!!  !  Do you want to dance?" Tails asked a random chao standing around shyly.  It glanced at Tails then back at the ground.  "Come on!  It's fun!  Don't be shy!  Just embarrass yourself and don't think about what other people think of you!"  The chao looked back up at Tails again and grinned.  It jumped about ten feet in the air and started to dance like crazy. 

"See!  Isn't it funnnn?" Tails grinned as he watched the chao dance around like mad.  The chao stopped and blushed.  Tails looked around at all the chao's dancing around with out the ball.  "Well, it doesn't look like I need this thing any more!" He throws the ball in the water.  "Hmm!!!!" the water replied back.

"What?!" Tails walked over to the pond thingy and looked in it.  A figure came out of the water that looked like water.

"Don't do that!!" yelled the water person thing.  "You almost hit my head for crying out loud!"

"AHH!!" Tails fall backwards.  CHAOS!!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!???"

"I'm just taking a vacation.  That's all."

"O…  uhhmmm… errr…  I'm going back to dancing.  See ya!"

"You don't have to tell me you know.  This place is not that big."

"Yeah, whatever!" Tails ran back over to the crowd of people.  The shy chao looked a Chaos.

"….!." Chaos looks down to see the chao starring at him.

"…Oww.."

".. …. .. . .."

"Oww.."

"..  That's it!  Starring contest!" yelled Chaos starring at the shy chao hard.  *20 minutes later*  "I'll never give up!...."

~~Lets go see how Knuckles is doing!~~

"Nooo!!!  I don't want any turnips!!  AHH!!!  I'll use my Falcon punch on you!  Back off..  I warn you..  I'm stronger that I look, buddy…." Said Knuckles playing Super Smash bros. Melee with Snikker. 

"Ohhh yeah!  I'll use my fire breath on you!!" yelled Snikker playing Bowser.  Eggman and Metal were watching them eating Chex mix.

"YEAH!!  …  Hmm…  Should I be turning to escape or something and tell Sonic what happened to then he goes over to kick Eggman's butt?  … . .. *thinks*  Naaa!!^^  It's kind fun being a Hamster!  I can eat alllllll the sun flower seeds I want!" said Knuckles to himself.

"Knuckles…" said a voice in Knuckles head.  He stopped playing and looked around the room.

"Who said my name??!"

"I did…"

"What?!  Ohhhhh..  In my head!  Hello my self conscience!"

"Knuckles don't stay as a hamster all your life.  What would happen to the Master Emerald?  What would happen to you job, your oddity, and your life?  Would it all be thrown away?  Would the floating island cease to exists?  Get out of here and find a way to change back!  This is just a warning!  Do what I say, or else the consequences will come back to you…  Please..  Do it of your people, your friends, your family, and your girl friend."

"I don't have a girl friend.."

"You used to.  Remember..  Julie-Su."

"Ohhhhhh yeahhh…  I dumped her about three years ago; I'm a bad boy.. ^^;;;"

"You sure are.  Well anyways, run away, change back!"

"Errrr… .. . ..  WHO WANTS PIZZA?!" yelled Knuckles

"What?  ..! *jumps*  I WANT CHEESE PIZZA WITH TANGERINES ON THE SIDE!"

"YAY!  THAT MY FAVORITE TYPE!  LETS GO!"  Eggman and Metal stopped looking at the TV screen and looked over to Knuckles yelling to himself.  They both looked at either in confusion. 

"Metal, go call the Pizza place and order an extra extra extra lager cheese-sausage pizza." Said Eggman handing him the TV phone.  Metal looked at the TV phone thingy and pressed the buttons in.  Space Ghost appeared on the screen.  

"Yo, this is Space Ghost Cost to cost.  And you might be?" said Space Ghost hitting in his chair with Zorak in the background.  Metal sweet drops and waves hi.

"Hey Space poo, I think your talking to Sonic the hedgehog." Said Zorak eating can cheese. 

"Metal you lazy bum, you called the wrong number!  Hang up and try it again!" yelled Eggman.

"Hey, you're right Zorak.  It is Sonic." Said Space Ghost.  Metal hanged up the phone and dialed another phone number again.  This time the President appeared on the screen.  Metal fell over because the president was playing with his Barbie dolls. 

"No Keven, don't leave me!  You don't now what you are doing!  Think of the people on the planet!  Think how sad they would be! *Casey grabs a hold of Keven's shoe, begging*  Do it for them..  and..  me!  Give them a chance to be happy!" said the president, talking in a girly voice.  "I'm sorry Casey, but I have to go!  Oh! Uhhhh… hello, this is the President. What do you want?" *Metal then takes the role of Keven and starts brushing off Eggman, thinking he is Casey.*

"Please, Keven!  I'll do anything for you!  I'll even give you a pizz…….HEY!!! I WANT PIZZA!" yelled Eggman," WHERE IS IT?"

"That's what I'd like to know," said the President," I ordered it about 36000 seconds ago!" explains the President.

"What type of pizza was it?" asked Snikker

"Uhhh Speedy B Pizza."

"Where did you get it?"

"Uhhh Speedy B Pizza."

"What city is it in?"

"Uhh Speedy B Pizza."

"Can you give me some?"

"Hmmm I'll have to ask Casey."

"Sure, I'm hungry!" said Eggman in his girly man voice.

"Then it's settled!" Knuckles said, jumping up and down, doing the monkey.

"Uhhh what is?" asked Eggman.

"Seeing who plays  the roles of each Barbie doll!!  The president is Keven, Eggman with his little girly man voice is Casey and Snikker is a bucket!  As for me, I am a.." Knuckles explains but is rudely interrupted when Metal turned off the TV Phone.

"Metal!  Why did you do that for?" ask Snikker crossing his arms.  Metal sighed and grabbed the TY phone and typed in some numbers once again.  Professor Oak appeared on the screen. 

"This is Professor speaking.  Hello Ash, I see you got some new interesting Pokemon that I never seen before!" said Professor Oak.  Metal turned off the phone before any body made a comment.  He dialed another number again and to everyone's surprise, Bowser appeared on the screen wearing a cap with a Pizza picture on it. 

"Hello, it is Speedy B Pizza. I'm Bowser here to take your order.  What would you like?" roared Bowser tapping his claws on the table.

"Yes, finally, we would like an extra extra extra lager cheese-sausage pizza delivered to the secret base." Said Eggman.

"Yeah yeah yeah, Ok!  It will be there in about 10minutes.  OK dude?  Good bye!"  Bowser hung up the phone and everyone was quiet for a while. 

"Does anyone want to prank call the president of Townsville?" asked Snikker really bored.

"YEAH!" yelled everyone!

YAY!  There you go! Here's a chapter for you!  I'm really sorry that I didn't write in a while.  It's because I'm lazzzyyy!! ^^  Well.  I'm getting better at it typing sooo..  Da next chapter is coming soon!  Toodles for now!