((Me don't own Sonicy peoplz… Nooooooo.. Me own… SPEEDY B PIZZA! $___$))

"Hey Shadow, do you still want to buy Maria a dress?" asked Amy, getting out a cute ducky dress with pink hearts on it.

"Yeah, thanks of reminding me, I almost forgot why I came here for! So how much does it cost?" asked Shadow getting out is wallet from his shoe. (Still holding Maria)

"Ohhh, not much, just 100,000,000 rings! ^-^"

"O___________. WHAT?!!!!"

"Ohhh, not much, just 100,000,000 rings! ^-^"

"Huh?"

"Ohhh, not much, just 100,000,000 rings! ^-^"

"What did you say?"

"Ohhh, not much, just 100,000,000 rings! ^-^"

"… -.-;; Ok, you can stop now Amy.."

"Ohhh, not much, just 100,000,000 rings! ^-^"

"… S-T-O-P…"

"Ohhh, not much, just 100,000,000 rings! ^-^"

"ARRR!! Amy, would you just shut up!"

"Ohhh, not much, just 100,000,000 rings! ^-^" Shadow was about to pull his white hear right out of his chest. He turned over to Amy and saw that see was playing with a broken Omochao that kept repeating it self saying, `Ohhh, not much, just 100,000,000 rings!` Shadow walked over to Amy and took the Omochao away from her and flushed it down toilet.(don't ask me how..)

"Yeah!" said Shadow with relief. "Ok… Now Amy, how much does it cost?"

"Like I said realer Shadow, 100,000,000 rings!" replied Amy with a smile on her face.

"O________. Your kidding me? Oh well, I guess its life! One…. Two…. Three… Four…. Five…. Six…" Shadow said, slowly taking out rings from is wallet one by one.

"Uhhhmmmmm.. Shadow…. Can you go a little faster?"

"Fifteen….. Sixteen….. Seventeen….. Eighteen….. Nineteen…."

"Shadow…."

"Twenty-one….. Twenty-two…"

"Shadowwwwwww?"

"Thirty… Thirty-one…."

"Shadowww!!!"

"Thirty-five…. Thirty-six…"

"ARRRRRRRR!!!!!! SHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAADDDDDDDOOOOOWWWW!!!!!" yelled Amy on the top of her lungs. Her face was red in anger, and smoke was coming from her ears. "JUST KEEP THE DANG DRESS!!! I DON'T NEED MONEY!!!!"

"What?" asked Shadow with a question mark above his head like a chao. "Huh? ! NOOO!! Now I haved to start counting all over again! One.. Two…"

"SHADOW, WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE!?"

"Ok, if I have 50 rings and 56 rings, how much would that equal?"

"…. -.-;; OK.. TAKE IT!!!!" yelled Amy, shoving the dress to Shadow's arms. Shadow stared at Amy like she was nuts, but then smiled.

"SWEET, I go something free! How do I do it? Maybe my good looks did! Hah! Hey, everyone LOVES SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG! :)" Amy steps away from him and sweat drops. All of the suddenly, the Omochao flew out of the toilet and landed right in front of Shadow, holding a microphone. "Oo;;; What in the world?!! It just came out of the toilet!" The Omochao started to sing the Men In Tights Theme song, while throwing toilet paper around the room, picking up an afro that was on the ground, and puts it on its head. A HUGE disco ball comes out of the wall slowly and starts to spin around.

"What the shoe? Shadow, I think this Omochao as really bad issues. O_O" said Amy as her eyes widen.

"You mean 70's issues…. ._O That actually looks like fun!"

"WE'RE MEN! WE'RE IN TIGHTS! WE RUN AROUND THE FOREST LOOKING FOR FIGHTS!" Sung the Omochao, doing the disco. "WE'RE MEN, WE'RE MEN IT TIGHTS! WE BEAT UP THE RICH GIVE TO THE POOR! `THAT'S RIGHT!` WE MAY LOOK LIKE SISSYS, BUT DON'T GET US WRONG OR ELSE WE'LL PUT OUT YOUR LIGHTS! `BAM!` WE'RE MEN, WE'RE MEN IN TIGHTS!----"

"Amy, can I use your hammer please?" asked Shadow smiling evilly like.

"Uhhmmm.. Sure," Amy got out her Hammer and gives it to Shadow. Shadow put down the ducky dress and Maria (for once) and aimed the hammer right at the Omochao. Shadow was about to throw it at the Omochao until Amy stopped him. "NO SHADOW WAIT!!"

"What?" Amy walked over to the Omochao and picked it up gently.

"We can use it as a birthday party piñata! ^-^"

"AHH! PUT ME DOWN! I'm not a Teddy bear! AWW! You're hurting my afro! Don't touch it! I want to be hippy for once! Hey, gemmy my microphone back!"

"Hmmm.. Not a bad idea!"

"Please, put me down! I'll give you kibbles and bits? BACON? Fish-- HEY! THAT'S MY TOILET PAPER ROLL!"

"I got some candy that we can stuff him up with Shadow,"

"That's it! I'll have my revenge on you people/hedgehogs/animals/dudes/creatures! Aaarrr!!!!!!!! LET ME GOOOOO!!!"

"Cool! I'll put ketchup packages with it to! ^_^"

"AHHHHHH!!! THAT'S IT!" yelled the Omochao, braking loose from Amy's arms and prayed a yellow smoke out of if it's back into Amy's face. "There! Take that! Nahahaha!"

"Uhhmmm… What was it supposed to do?" asked Amy, with a confused face.

"HHHHAAAAHHH!! YOU-WILL-SEE-SOON!" laughed the Omochao evilly, flying out of the store. All the shiny disco ball stuff went away.

"Ok.. That was weird.. Where DID the toilet come from anyways?" asked Shadow, scratching his head.

"The closet I think.." Amy answered him.

"Oh shoes! Please don't remind me of the closet! That's a nightmare in there!" said Shadow picking up Maria and the Ducky dress, he and Amy walked out of the shop for once to go see how Sonic's doing.

~~*Mean while, back over to Sonic*~~

Sonic put Chao his chao down and walked over to the fruit tree to give Chao something to chow on. He walked over to a tree and shook it really hard, but nothing came down. Sonic tried again hard this time but still, nothing came out. Sonic got really mad and started to kick the tree. A Nintendo Gamecube fall out of the tree and landed on the grass. Sonic walked over to it and picked it up.

"What in the shoe? Oo;;;;" said Sonic, sweat dropping. "Well, it's something!" Sonic walked over to where Chao and showed it to him.

"Awwwooo! ^-^" yelled Chao happy, grabbing the Gamecube from Sonic hands. He started to munch on it. "`Crunch crunch crunch CRUNCH!!!`" Chao took a big bite and ate the hole Gamecube. Sonic's mouth dropped and stared at Chao. Chao smiled at him with screws in is mouth.

"O______O;;; My word Chao! Are you like a mad eating machine?"

"YAAWW!! ^O^" Chao starts to moon walk around the chao garden. Sonic just stared at it, with a huge sweat drop. All of the suddenly, someone came in the chao garden with a suit that said "fast delivering" on it. The person was pretty huge compared to Sonic and Chao. Chao toddles over to the person and looked at the thing that I was holding. "Aaaa gooo!! ^^" Chao greeted him with a teethy smile.

"BEAT IT BUD. I NEED TO DELIVER THIS THING BEFORE IT GETS COLD," the person roared in a deep voice. Chao ran over to Sonic crying hugging his leg. Sonic looked at Chao, then back to the person.

"Hey, that's not nice to say to chao that just wanted to greet you and---AHHH!! OH MY GOSH! AREN'T YOU BOWSER?!! O______o"

"YEAHHH, NOW BEAT IT! I NEED TO DELIVER THIS PIZZA!" yelled Bowser running pasted Sonic and Chao. Chao stared at the box of pizza and drools extremely bad.

"AAAAAIIIIIIIHHHHH!!!" Chao screamed running after Bowser with his teeth out, smiling with white fizz coming from its mouth. Bowser turned around and all most fell into the little lake place. Chao jumped across the Chao Garden and bite Bowers tail.

"AHH!!!!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!" yelled Bowser, running around in circles, whipping his tail, trying to get Chao off. Sonic was pretty much laughing his heart away on the ground, rolling back and forth.

"Yeah Chao! Give everyone a good show out there! HUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Sonic laughed, still continuing rolling on the grass pointing at Bowser. Bowser tried all of his might to get Chao off of his tail, but it seems that Chao is pretty much stuck.

"WHAT IS UP WITH YOU?! IF I DON'T DELIVER THIS PIZZA IN TIME I'M GOING TO BE FIRED! I DON'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN LIKE LAST TIME WHEN I TRIED TO DELIVER TO THE DANG WEIRD PRESADENT! GET OFF NNOWWWWW!!!!" Bowser slowly put his tail down and took a breath. Chao slowly moved his eye up and gave Bowser the cutie eye look.

"Allyy ^x^"

"ARRRR!!! SONIC, PLEASE GET THIS STUPID CHAO OFF OF MY TAIL HERE. YOU'RE A HERO AROUND THE DANG PLACE,"

"Uhhmmm…. I'll do it if you kiss my shoes!" said Sonic happily, showing off is really shiny shoes with sparkly pretty stuff in the background.

"WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?"

"Yeahhh… DUH!! I have to be weird! Everyone does, and it's fun to you know!"

"O.O;; OK OK OK! WHATEVER! I'LL KISS YOUR SHOE, JUST GET THIS STUPID FREAKIN CHAO OFF OF ME!" Sonic took off his shoe and gave it to Bowser. Dr. Mario's theme song started to play.

"Hehe! Now this is what I call fun! If only I had a tape recorder thingy to record this moment! *sniff* I feel sooo proud of myself! So, let's get the game started!* yelled Sonic holding pom-poms in the air with a cheerleading suit that saids Do it for the people.

"DUDE, STOP THAT! IT'S EMMARRASSING!"

"Go go goooo!!!" Sonic did a backside misty 1080 with a vert (??) at the end. Bowser looked at Sonic then back at his shoe.

"RRRRRR!! MIGHT AS WELL GET THIS OVER WITH! *KISS* THERE! YOU HAPPY? NOW GET THIS DANG CHAO OFF OF MEEE!" roared Bowser, not in a very inpatient mood.

"Ok! Lasy, come home!!!" Sonic yelled in a dramatic voice like the kid on the tv show Lassy. Chao let go of Bowser's tail at last and ran over to Sonic. ((slow motion starts and flower sparkly stuff happens in the background again))

"Chao-I-missed-you! Where-have-you-been-all-this-time?" cried Sonic, running through a field of flowers*

"Coouwww!!" Chao said, doing the same thing. They slowly run after another until Chao ran under Sonic's lags and headed of to the Gamecube tree. Sonic turned around and to see Chao blushing, hugging a black Gamecube. ((Slow motion stops))

"-.-;;; Chao…. I thought that you where suppose to run into my harms? Not eat a Gamecube," said Sonic, sweat dropping. Same as Bowser.

"OK… I'M LEAVING NOW.. YOU PEOPLE SCARE ME…" said Bowser, walking away form them.

"Bye bye Bowser! It's was fun! ^-^" yelled Sonic and Chao waving like mad.

**Over back to Tails**

Tails finally stopped dancing with the chao's and was playing with some toy cars. The chao's watched him move the cars around the ground.

"*sigh* Boy I'm really bored. What do you want to do? Anybody?" asked Tails looking around the hero garden. The chao's just drooled and staired at pretty much nothing. Chaos and the shy chao were still having the staring contest. "HEY! I now what would be fun! Let's make our own show!"

Tails walked over to his Hotwheel car and started to talk like the crocodile hunter. A bunch of chao walked over becide him with an amazed look on there faces.

"Ak mate! Tish is the amayzing Haywheel car! Blimy, look at dem wheels move, what a buitty! And look at its color mate, red with yellowish fire flames!"

"O___O Oaaaawww…" said all of the random chao's, drooling there lifes out.

"Oh miy goodnush! Look at the date of tis thing! 1995. Now that's amazing! You know what mates, lets just take a step back and see what it does when no one's around, lets check out what they do in nature." All the chao's stepped back with Tails with curious look on there faces They walked over behind broken stone of some type and watched the Haytwheel car quietly.

"……. . …. .. . . WoW! Such a buettiy, hey mates?" All the chao's shade the heads yes and contued to wacth the Hotwheel car. Chaos finally blinked to stop the staring contest, he noticed that the shy chao was sleeping on the ground beside his feet.

"……. -.-;;; ……" Chaos sighed and looked around the hero garden. "Why is it so quiet in there? Not even the Hero Garden theme song in playing? What's goin on here?"

"Shhhh!! Quiet mate, we're watching the amayzing life abilities of the Haytwheel," wispered Tails, holding up a sign that said "out to stare", same as the other chao(s).

"STARING AT A HOTWHEEL CAR??????????? .______.;;;;;"

"Yeah mate, want to join us? You can be the camera man and the souvenirs guy?"

"WOW! YOU MEAN IT?!"

"Yeah! ^-^"

"Awesome!..... .. *scrach scrach* What's a camera?" Tails and all the chao's fell over.

"A camera man is someone who takes pictures of all the adventure and new discoveries that have been in the surrounding areas and like for an example, now!"

"Ooooooohhhhhhhh….. What's a picture?"

"… … . . . Never mind…."

"Oh… Ok, soooooo lets wacth!"

"Yeah!!!!!!!!" yelled everyone at the same time, jumping at lest 10 feet in the air. "LET THE SHOW BEGIN!!!!!"

"Welcome back to the Crawceldile Tails Hunter show", exclaimed Tails, "Where all ya dreams will com…… BLIMEY!! Look at that big 'ol crawceldile!! Its tail is bigger then my……..BLIMEY!! Look at that…….."

"Yay" yell all the chao(s), seeing……………(the end of the chapter)

((Ohhh….. ^___^ The story is starting interest myself! Yeah! Please review and stuff! You can give me some ideas if ya want! I'm becoming…. BRAINLESS in the matter!

XP …. Heh, who wants Speedy B Pizza?! XD)) **Wiggles da chao**