I know! Its been WAAAY too long and this is way over due. But things
have been hectic, and well, I just now got an idea for a great first
chapter in this second book.
WHEEE! But first, before I start this thing, I don't own any characters except Elexis.
ALSO! IMPORATANT! School has let in again, and I'm now a junior in high school. Which means I gotta study for ACTs and all that. It will be a busy year for me, but I'll try to get as many chapters as I can up in whatever amount of time I can get to it. K? Now....ON WITH 'DA SHOW!
(spotlight appears in darkness, I am in the spotlight.)
Me: Ladies and Gents, boys and girls, and everything in between. Once in a great while, something great happens. The first female gladiator, Joan of Arc, first man on the moon, and the great pants celebration of '63.
This, my friends, is not one of these. For the following chapters lead to great madness. Beware, your I.Q. may lower greatly. SO RUN! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YAAAAAARGH!
RAZIEL AND CO. GO COW TIPPIN'
(Scene: Raziel, Kain, Dumah, Melchiah, Zephon, Rahab, and Turel are standing in a field of cows at night.the cows are sleeping, standing up.)
Raziel: Now what you do is put your elbow by the utter....
Turel: I WANT PIGGIES INSTEAD!
Kain: Well your not GETTING piggies! We tip cows! And cows only! GRRRRR! GRRRRRRRRRRR!
Raziel: anyway, then you give 'em a shove and..
(cow falls over with a loud 'FLUMP!' sound.)
Zephon: Cows go flump?
Melchiah: They go FLUMP in the night when they fall over.
Me: This is getting dull.
Zephon: Well its YOUR fault if you think about it, you ARE writing this aft-
(I hit him with 40 pound pants)
Kain: I didn't know they still made those....
Me: ANYWAY, to keep up the pace of the book we have left behind to gather dust in depths of FF.net, I think you guys need to do something over the top funny...
Melchiah: (SIGH)
Rahab: And that thing would be...?
(I pull out bee suits from my back)
Me: WEAR THESE BEE SUITS FOR THE DURATION OF THIS CHAPTER! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
All in horror except me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (deep breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Me: DO IT OR I'LL...MELT YOUR FACE OFF OR SOMETHING!
All: (sniffle) ok..
(they put the bee suits on)
Kain: Good bye dignity..
Raziel: Hellllllllo bee suits.
Tural: (goes up to Dumah) I think yer purty mister bumbly bee!
Dumah: I AM NOT A BUMBLY BEE! I AM AVAMPIRE! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Me: Heh...bees.
Rahab: MUST YOU LAUGH AT OUR PAIN?!
Me: Yes.
Rahab:.........oh.
Zephon: Well...now what?
Me: Well..YOUR BEES! Do something...beeish.
Turel: (stings Kain on the butt)
Kain: OOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!! YOUR IN FOR IT, TUREL! (stings him, Turel ducks and Kain hits Raziel instead)
Raziel: HEY! What was that for?! (goes to sting Kain but gets Dumah)
Dumah: BUMBLY BEE FIGHT!
(They all start stinging each other)
Me: ME, THE MISTRESS OF INSANITY IS BACK IN ACTION PEOPLE!
All: WHY MUST THIS BE?
Me: (giggles)
All: WHAT?
Me: Be! (pun drums)
Kain: The bee suit! It itches! (starts scratching)
Me: Actually, that me BEE the itching powder I put in the your suit before you put it on. ^_^
WHEEE! But first, before I start this thing, I don't own any characters except Elexis.
ALSO! IMPORATANT! School has let in again, and I'm now a junior in high school. Which means I gotta study for ACTs and all that. It will be a busy year for me, but I'll try to get as many chapters as I can up in whatever amount of time I can get to it. K? Now....ON WITH 'DA SHOW!
(spotlight appears in darkness, I am in the spotlight.)
Me: Ladies and Gents, boys and girls, and everything in between. Once in a great while, something great happens. The first female gladiator, Joan of Arc, first man on the moon, and the great pants celebration of '63.
This, my friends, is not one of these. For the following chapters lead to great madness. Beware, your I.Q. may lower greatly. SO RUN! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YAAAAAARGH!
RAZIEL AND CO. GO COW TIPPIN'
(Scene: Raziel, Kain, Dumah, Melchiah, Zephon, Rahab, and Turel are standing in a field of cows at night.the cows are sleeping, standing up.)
Raziel: Now what you do is put your elbow by the utter....
Turel: I WANT PIGGIES INSTEAD!
Kain: Well your not GETTING piggies! We tip cows! And cows only! GRRRRR! GRRRRRRRRRRR!
Raziel: anyway, then you give 'em a shove and..
(cow falls over with a loud 'FLUMP!' sound.)
Zephon: Cows go flump?
Melchiah: They go FLUMP in the night when they fall over.
Me: This is getting dull.
Zephon: Well its YOUR fault if you think about it, you ARE writing this aft-
(I hit him with 40 pound pants)
Kain: I didn't know they still made those....
Me: ANYWAY, to keep up the pace of the book we have left behind to gather dust in depths of FF.net, I think you guys need to do something over the top funny...
Melchiah: (SIGH)
Rahab: And that thing would be...?
(I pull out bee suits from my back)
Me: WEAR THESE BEE SUITS FOR THE DURATION OF THIS CHAPTER! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
All in horror except me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (deep breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Me: DO IT OR I'LL...MELT YOUR FACE OFF OR SOMETHING!
All: (sniffle) ok..
(they put the bee suits on)
Kain: Good bye dignity..
Raziel: Hellllllllo bee suits.
Tural: (goes up to Dumah) I think yer purty mister bumbly bee!
Dumah: I AM NOT A BUMBLY BEE! I AM AVAMPIRE! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Me: Heh...bees.
Rahab: MUST YOU LAUGH AT OUR PAIN?!
Me: Yes.
Rahab:.........oh.
Zephon: Well...now what?
Me: Well..YOUR BEES! Do something...beeish.
Turel: (stings Kain on the butt)
Kain: OOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!! YOUR IN FOR IT, TUREL! (stings him, Turel ducks and Kain hits Raziel instead)
Raziel: HEY! What was that for?! (goes to sting Kain but gets Dumah)
Dumah: BUMBLY BEE FIGHT!
(They all start stinging each other)
Me: ME, THE MISTRESS OF INSANITY IS BACK IN ACTION PEOPLE!
All: WHY MUST THIS BE?
Me: (giggles)
All: WHAT?
Me: Be! (pun drums)
Kain: The bee suit! It itches! (starts scratching)
Me: Actually, that me BEE the itching powder I put in the your suit before you put it on. ^_^