HOWDY! Hehe. _ Get ready for PURE MADNESS!!!! YAAAAAAARGH! (runs in
circles) I know, late again, but we had the school play performance to do.
It was fun because it dealt with teen issues, but for some reason the
audience was laughing at the scene where the mother beat the
daughter..HMMMM anyway ^_^
(a light shines revealing me and the LoK cast sitting in chairs..I am creative, yes?)
Me: MUAHAHA!! (cough) Instead of making a specch and taking up space, let us get to the dares!
Notimportaaant: I DARE YOU KAIN...TO BE RAZIEL
Kain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Raziel: (blinks) okay (goes and puts on Kain suit) (ahem) I AM KAIN! BOW BEFORE ME! LOOKIT ME I GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR! (snicker)
Kain: Oh that's IT! (runs and puts on Raziel suit) I AM RAZIEL, THE MANGLED BLUE CORPSE! I WET THE COFFIN!
Raziel: (glares) MY MOM WAS SO STUPID SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD TO MAKE UP HER MIND!
Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Kain! He insulted your mom!
Kain: MY MOM'S SO UGLY IT LOOKS LIKE HER NECK THREW UP!
Melchiah: Entertainment ahoy!
Me: ENOUGH ALREADY! NEXT!
Z-F Kat: I dare Zephon to eat 50 pounds of chocolate with out trying to be sick. (Stupid I know)
Dumah has to say what can really scare him. (He's got to be scared of something)
I dare Raziel and Turel to kiss each other. (While wearing lipstick)
And Rahab has to say if he has ever cheated on a test when he went to school.
Zephon: (gulps)
Me: This'll be great! (runs to bakery, grabs a 50 pound chocolate cake, and returns surprisingly fast for someone wearing long, wide leg pants)
Zephon: (holding fork and knife) I dun wanna!
Me: For the fans, Zephon, for the fans..
Zephon: (sniffle) But...
Me: NO BUTS! EAT!
Zephon: (SIGH) (begins to munch)
~~~~~~~6 MONTHS LATER..~~~~~~~~
Zephon: (now has gained 50 pounds) ARG...all ...done..
Me: WOW..And I thought I was the only one with 3 stomachs! The next one is...oh yeah, she wants Raziel to kiss Turel with lipstick..uh..hm..
Kain: NOT ME! I'M KAIN!
Me: But your in a Raziel suit!
Turel: MENTOS!!!!!!!! (puts lipstick on)
Me: Ok..fine! The REAL Raziel, who is wearing the Kain suit, here (tosses a lipstick that came from nowhere to him)
Raziel: (grumble grumble) Wait..(runs off for second, comes back in bullet proof armor with a gas mask, puts lipstick on gas mask)
Me: Hmmm..I'm gonna allow this. To a certain extent, that is. Turel seems fine.
Raziel: Yes, but he's also a dumbass!
Me: Just get it over with! The more you hesitate, the more you have to think about it!
Raziel: (SIGH) I guess your right..(Turel and Raziel are close at the face for a second, Turel, pecks the gas mask, then they both run)
Raziel: I HATE MY UNLIFE! I HATE MY UNLIFE!
Turel: (squeeeeeeeek)
Me: Ok, whats next?
Raziel: (cry)
Me: Oh! Dumah! You have to reveal what your greatest fear is!
Dumah: Uhhhh.
(everyone hudles in close)
All but Dumah: HMMMMMMMMM!!!
Dumah: Well.....I've always been afraid of...
Me: OF.....
Dumah: (starts crying) RAINBOWS! (runs away crying)
All: 0_0;;;;
Me: Ooooooooooooooookayyyyy...next, Z-F Kat wants Rahab to admit if he ever cheated on a test in high school!!
Rahab: Heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeee...INDEED I HAVE! Who hasn't?
Raziel: Not me!
Kain: Not me!
Melchiah: Not me!
Rahab: SHUT UP! No one asked you! Anyway, so I forgot to study for chemistry, right, and that sucks. So I covered myself in mirrors and cheated! HAHAHA!
Kain: And the teacher never noticed?
Rahab: NOPE! She was BLIND! The mirrors on me reflected off the sun and straight into her eyes, causing blindness!
Me: You seem proud.
Rahab: Indeed I am! I AM RAHAB!
Me: (twitch twitch) Anyway...
VladimirsAngel: I want Melchaiah, Zephon and Dumah to do an impression of the Three Stooges.
Me: Well first we gotta get Dumah back. (runs out, and comes back dragging Dumah by the head) You 3 now must do YOUR impression of the tree stooges!
Melchiah: (bonks Dumah on the head) Stop cryin' ya baby!
Dumah: (tries to hit Melchiah, but he ducks and Dumah hits Zephon) SILENCE!
Zephon: SHUT UP THE BOTHA YA'S! (hit them both with a weasel)
(all 3 start hitting each other on the head with random objects)
Melchiah: No one likes you! (hits Zephon)
Dumah: You smell! (hits Melchiah)
Zephon: Your legs are stupid! (hits himself)
Dumah and Zephon: O_O;;;; (slight pause)
Dumah: YOUR NECK IS CROOKED! (hits Zephon)
Zephon: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (hits them all)
Me: Ok. You can stop.
Melchiah: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! (does the same)
Me: I SAID STOP!!!!
(they all pause and sit down)
Angel-chan: I DARE KAIN TO DRESS UP IN A CHICKEN SUIT AND SING THE CHICKEN SONG FOR AT LEAST FIFTEEN MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pant, pant*
Kain: (sniff) But...but I already have a Raziel suit on!
Me: Put the chicken suit over it! (throws chicken suit at him)
Kain: (SIGH) FINE. YOUR NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE! (puts it on)
Me: I wasn't your friend!
Kain: Oh yeah. Now what?
Me: I like this one! Do the chicken dance AND the chicken song!
Kain: -_-;;;
Me: DANCE, CHICKEN MAN! DANCE!
Kain: (starts dancing and singing chicken song)
Me: (claps) Faster!
Kain: (dances faster) WHHHHHHY MEEEEEEE!!
Me: Your supposed to be singing!
Kain: (dances and dances)
Me: Well, that's it for now, people. Next chapter will be a road trip for the LoK characters, I'm takin' a breather, so you won't have to deal with me next chapter. If it takes awhile, don't give up on the book, I'm always like this but I don't mean to be. REVIEW OR I WILL SEND MOOSE AFTER MOOSE AFTER YOU!!!
(Kain is still dancing)
(a light shines revealing me and the LoK cast sitting in chairs..I am creative, yes?)
Me: MUAHAHA!! (cough) Instead of making a specch and taking up space, let us get to the dares!
Notimportaaant: I DARE YOU KAIN...TO BE RAZIEL
Kain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Raziel: (blinks) okay (goes and puts on Kain suit) (ahem) I AM KAIN! BOW BEFORE ME! LOOKIT ME I GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR! (snicker)
Kain: Oh that's IT! (runs and puts on Raziel suit) I AM RAZIEL, THE MANGLED BLUE CORPSE! I WET THE COFFIN!
Raziel: (glares) MY MOM WAS SO STUPID SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD TO MAKE UP HER MIND!
Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Kain! He insulted your mom!
Kain: MY MOM'S SO UGLY IT LOOKS LIKE HER NECK THREW UP!
Melchiah: Entertainment ahoy!
Me: ENOUGH ALREADY! NEXT!
Z-F Kat: I dare Zephon to eat 50 pounds of chocolate with out trying to be sick. (Stupid I know)
Dumah has to say what can really scare him. (He's got to be scared of something)
I dare Raziel and Turel to kiss each other. (While wearing lipstick)
And Rahab has to say if he has ever cheated on a test when he went to school.
Zephon: (gulps)
Me: This'll be great! (runs to bakery, grabs a 50 pound chocolate cake, and returns surprisingly fast for someone wearing long, wide leg pants)
Zephon: (holding fork and knife) I dun wanna!
Me: For the fans, Zephon, for the fans..
Zephon: (sniffle) But...
Me: NO BUTS! EAT!
Zephon: (SIGH) (begins to munch)
~~~~~~~6 MONTHS LATER..~~~~~~~~
Zephon: (now has gained 50 pounds) ARG...all ...done..
Me: WOW..And I thought I was the only one with 3 stomachs! The next one is...oh yeah, she wants Raziel to kiss Turel with lipstick..uh..hm..
Kain: NOT ME! I'M KAIN!
Me: But your in a Raziel suit!
Turel: MENTOS!!!!!!!! (puts lipstick on)
Me: Ok..fine! The REAL Raziel, who is wearing the Kain suit, here (tosses a lipstick that came from nowhere to him)
Raziel: (grumble grumble) Wait..(runs off for second, comes back in bullet proof armor with a gas mask, puts lipstick on gas mask)
Me: Hmmm..I'm gonna allow this. To a certain extent, that is. Turel seems fine.
Raziel: Yes, but he's also a dumbass!
Me: Just get it over with! The more you hesitate, the more you have to think about it!
Raziel: (SIGH) I guess your right..(Turel and Raziel are close at the face for a second, Turel, pecks the gas mask, then they both run)
Raziel: I HATE MY UNLIFE! I HATE MY UNLIFE!
Turel: (squeeeeeeeek)
Me: Ok, whats next?
Raziel: (cry)
Me: Oh! Dumah! You have to reveal what your greatest fear is!
Dumah: Uhhhh.
(everyone hudles in close)
All but Dumah: HMMMMMMMMM!!!
Dumah: Well.....I've always been afraid of...
Me: OF.....
Dumah: (starts crying) RAINBOWS! (runs away crying)
All: 0_0;;;;
Me: Ooooooooooooooookayyyyy...next, Z-F Kat wants Rahab to admit if he ever cheated on a test in high school!!
Rahab: Heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeee...INDEED I HAVE! Who hasn't?
Raziel: Not me!
Kain: Not me!
Melchiah: Not me!
Rahab: SHUT UP! No one asked you! Anyway, so I forgot to study for chemistry, right, and that sucks. So I covered myself in mirrors and cheated! HAHAHA!
Kain: And the teacher never noticed?
Rahab: NOPE! She was BLIND! The mirrors on me reflected off the sun and straight into her eyes, causing blindness!
Me: You seem proud.
Rahab: Indeed I am! I AM RAHAB!
Me: (twitch twitch) Anyway...
VladimirsAngel: I want Melchaiah, Zephon and Dumah to do an impression of the Three Stooges.
Me: Well first we gotta get Dumah back. (runs out, and comes back dragging Dumah by the head) You 3 now must do YOUR impression of the tree stooges!
Melchiah: (bonks Dumah on the head) Stop cryin' ya baby!
Dumah: (tries to hit Melchiah, but he ducks and Dumah hits Zephon) SILENCE!
Zephon: SHUT UP THE BOTHA YA'S! (hit them both with a weasel)
(all 3 start hitting each other on the head with random objects)
Melchiah: No one likes you! (hits Zephon)
Dumah: You smell! (hits Melchiah)
Zephon: Your legs are stupid! (hits himself)
Dumah and Zephon: O_O;;;; (slight pause)
Dumah: YOUR NECK IS CROOKED! (hits Zephon)
Zephon: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (hits them all)
Me: Ok. You can stop.
Melchiah: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! (does the same)
Me: I SAID STOP!!!!
(they all pause and sit down)
Angel-chan: I DARE KAIN TO DRESS UP IN A CHICKEN SUIT AND SING THE CHICKEN SONG FOR AT LEAST FIFTEEN MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pant, pant*
Kain: (sniff) But...but I already have a Raziel suit on!
Me: Put the chicken suit over it! (throws chicken suit at him)
Kain: (SIGH) FINE. YOUR NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE! (puts it on)
Me: I wasn't your friend!
Kain: Oh yeah. Now what?
Me: I like this one! Do the chicken dance AND the chicken song!
Kain: -_-;;;
Me: DANCE, CHICKEN MAN! DANCE!
Kain: (starts dancing and singing chicken song)
Me: (claps) Faster!
Kain: (dances faster) WHHHHHHY MEEEEEEE!!
Me: Your supposed to be singing!
Kain: (dances and dances)
Me: Well, that's it for now, people. Next chapter will be a road trip for the LoK characters, I'm takin' a breather, so you won't have to deal with me next chapter. If it takes awhile, don't give up on the book, I'm always like this but I don't mean to be. REVIEW OR I WILL SEND MOOSE AFTER MOOSE AFTER YOU!!!
(Kain is still dancing)